Author has written 1 story for Sisters Grimm. Hello! I am a Sisters Grimm writer. My name is MournTheToothbrushes due to the fact that I have recently re-read the Sisters Grimm series for the billionth time and I still giggle at Puck's bath time. Those poor, dozen toothbrushes that met their doom to Puck's teeth. I am currently re-writing Tales From The Hood in Puck's POV, but it won't be out for a while. I will eventually do everything else too, but for now just Tales From The Hood, called 'Tales From The Mangy Green Hoodie.' There's a sneak peek after Grimm quotes, though it is in NO WAY final. I'm also writing oneshots and short stories in Puck's POV from the series and otherwise and a short story about how Puck and Sabrina finally get together. I'm working particularly hard on making my stories IN CHARACTER. I sincerely doubt, for example, that they'd get together by Sabrina shoving her tongue down Puck's throat. That is basically my Sisters Grimm pet peeve - Puck and Sabrina are almost always OOC. Puck is generally sincere when NO ONE IS AROUND. So I believe they'd get together when no one is around, and probably that Puck would be the instigator, because Sabrina's only EVER been nice to Puck in Once Upon A Crime. Anyways, I think Puck would be the instigator, but that's just me, sooooo... Puck is super stubborn also. But I think it may start as a joke, of course it may not, in fact, that's not how I'm writing it. Anyways, I like Pubrina, BillyxSnow, BriarxJake (I cried, not kidding. And Jake was so faithful and... I cried whenever he said anything about not being able to leave her. It was so awful and sad), HenryxVeronica, and Granny ReldaxOpa Basil. I have NO patience for Canis and Granny Relda, but I am very interested in anything else with Canis. Well, most other things with Canis anyways. So, I hope you keep an eye out for me. Things That Annoy Me About Sisters Grimm ONE- Puck's eyes change colors! Originally, they were big and green, which I liked. Then in book 5 they were blue, but in book 6 during Mr. Canis' trial they turned black! So does that mean his eyes change color when he's mad or happy? I dunno, I just know I like them green, so that's how I'll write them. Favorite Grimm Quotes "I believe the words you're searching for are 'thank you' " - Puck ///// I just love it. I can't help it. He's so cocky it makes me laugh - but also wonder what's going on in his head. "Did you two kiss and make up?" - Daphne ///// I like this quote because of how hilariously innocent she is while she hits the nail on the head. "He thinks you're a hottie! He wants to marry you and have a million merbabies!" - Daphne ///// Um... Is an explanation really needed? "The prince was confused..." (Moth) "Well I hope it works out. The Trickster King is a real catch." - Sabrina ///// The biting sarcasm is delightful. Puck must have sensed how desperate she felt, or maybe he just heard her teeth chattering, because he did something so un-Pucklike, Sabrina couldn't believe it. He got up, sat down behind her, and let his enormous fairy wings sprout from his back. Then he wrapped them around her to keep the bitter cold away." - Not actually a quote, more an excerpt. ///// I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. I can't help it, this makes me want to squeal like a little girl. It's so... sweet and... romantic and I just love it! "She won't kill me. I'm a princess." - Moth ///// Moth is so icky and the fact that she thinks that just because she's a princess she won't be killed is so annoying. However, kind of funny too. "Well you don't have to be a jerkazoid about it." - Daphne ///// I love her words and phrases. Gravy, punk rock, jerkazoid... I love them all. Tales From The Mangy Green Hoodie Excerpt I blinked drowsily, sitting up on my trampoline. Someone was screaming. I grinned, wondering if Sabrina had gotten her 'surprise.' I jumped off the trampoline and left the room, walking towards the girls' room. I heard Jake and Daphne yelling in the bathroom. "Get him, boy!" "You better surrender," he said, "Our dog is very hungry!" I walked in and burped while scratching my armpit. "What's all the racket out here?" I said, glancing at everyone. "There's something horrible in the toilet!" Daphne screeched. I was curious to why they were making such a big deal about that. "Yeah, I think I forgot to flush," I said. "Not that!" the old lady shouted, "A little man!" Something clicked in my head. "Oh, that's just Seamus." "And who is Seamus?" Sabrina shouted. "He's part of your new security detail. Now that Mr. Canis is in jail, the house needs looking after, and to be honest, I'm too busy to do it myself. So I hired you all a team of bodyguards." I replied. "Why is he in the toilet?" Jake demanded. "Well, duh, he's guarding it of course." "Whatever for?" Relda asked, somehow not getting this blatantly obvious issue. "The toilet is a vulnerable entrance to the house. Anything could crawl up the pipes and take a bite out of your-" I explained, before being interrupted by Relda. "We get the idea. What are we going to do when we need to use it?" "Seamus takes regular breaks and has lunch every day at noon," I informed. "This is ridiculous! We don't need bodyguards and we don't need you to put some freak in the toilet!" I scowled at her ignorance. "You should really watch who you're calling a freak. He's a leprechaun." Seamus pushed open the lid and crawled out. He had two large bumps on his head and looked incredibly angry. "I didn't sign up for this abuse, Puck. I quit!" My mouth almost fell open. "Quit? You can't quit," I said, angry, "Who will I get to replace you?" "Go find a toilet elf. What do I care?" Seamus screeched. He stormed down the hallway and underneath Jake, leaving the floor soaking behind him. I frowned and turned to face Sabrina. "Now look what you've done - you've made Seamus quit! Do you know how hard it is to find someone to sit in a toilet all night?" "How many more leprechauns are in the house?" Marshmallow asked, looking in the shower. "That was the only one," I said, still fuming, because there weren't that many leprechauns in Ferryport Landing, and I doubted anyone else would sit in a toilet. "Good!" said Sabrina, ignorant of the rest of my security team. "But there's about a dozen trolls, some goblins, a few elves, and a chupacabra stalking out the other vulnerable areas of the house." I frowned, thinking I could've had more had it not been that I couldn't hire anyone involved with the Scarlet Hand, aka most of the town. "There are freaks all over the house?" she gasped. "Again, freak is a really ugly term. It highlights how ignorant you are. This is the twenty-first century, you know," I retorted as Sabrina clenched her fists. "I'm going to highlight your mouth, pal." I fumed, angry that she was angry for me trying to protect her and her troublesome family. "Give it your best shot!" I challenged, and noticed the sparkly stuff on her mouth. "Wait a minute, what's that on your lips?" Sabrina wiped off her mouth with her shirt rapidly, leaving a stain. "Nothing," she said. "Puck, we appreciate you looking after us. I know Mr. Canis would feel better knowing you are taking over his duties," finally, someone in this family showing sense! "I guess it can't hurt to have a 'security detail' around the house, but perhaps the bathroom might be the one place we don't need an extra set of eyes," the old lady attempted to reason. |
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