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Joined 01-19-07, id: 1202226

Hey pplz. I can't wait to write my own fic, but I got to come up with an idea first so when I do, I'll let u kno. Shout out to my friend D-to-tha-ork. ; )(she's my main homie)

I guess i should tell u more about me.

Fav. type of music: i really like most types. hip hop, r&b, rock are a few.

Fav. types of books: Fantisy is my main but I read others.

BTW: I LOVE ICE CREAM!!!!

I like all the flavors that don't have nuts.

Nuts suck. A lot. Really, They do. Fine. Don't believe me. You'll find out soon enough. As the nuts you're eating slowly decay, taking all of you're insides with it. O. K.I'm done talking.I don't care if you don't believe me, but I'll have the last laugh as you die. that's right. You'll die. And I'll be watching, laughing my head off. Like so: laughs head off . I warned you. Hey, has anyone ever told you...

That was a sample of soething I came up wiht after going to this website with a certain red button. It was such a nice red button. At least until you push it. then it's funny. here's the site:

Copy this into the box the URLs go in and meet the button.

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Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Marble Angel by TwilightSnowStar reviews
What happens when Isabella Swan goes walking in the woods and finds a strange statue? And why can't she stop thinking about it? MUCH better than it sounds. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Bella, Edward
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer by Staring.out.my.flooded.window reviews
Edward leaves Bella to protect her from her own secret that not even she knows. 100 years later and bella knows the secret but now that theirs nothing to hide Edward wants her back. Whats a guy to do, love versus the worlds most powerful vampire,Bella...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Young and In love by VampireAlcoholic reviews
What if Bella was already a vampire when Edward and her met? -Re-written-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quality Time by sunchaser116589 reviews
Most of the family, and a reluctant Edward leave for a two day hunting trip. Jasper, Emmett and Bella are left to bond with each other, or, at least, Bella will sleepover. I mean really, what could go wrong? First fic.Updated 1/4/09 Saftey T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Emmett, Jasper
Joke that Went A Bit Too Far by sunchaser116589 reviews
Bella comes over to the Cullen's house. When no one comes to meet her, she figures she'll surprise them. Instead, she is the one surprised. Features OOC characters, in some parts. Oh, and walruses. Bad summery, but kinda funny story. Oneshot. Saftey rated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007
Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Bella's Crown by Storms reviews
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Bella's Cross by Storms reviews
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grounded? by twilightobsessed428 reviews
Edward and Rosalie get grounded. How? Read to find out. Off its unofficial hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006
A New Beginning by Charlotte Cullen reviews
What Happens to Edward and Bella after New Moon? Will she become a vampire or will Edward make her stay human forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,762 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder by cryptic-yet-simple reviews
New Moon spoilers. Edward leaves Bella. 17 years later the two meet yet again, something unexpected comes from their chance encounter leaving everyone confused.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,148 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006
Loving you by C Jun reviews
Edward wants Bella's body. Bella wants Edwards. Something comes between them and their fairy tale.Will it be the end of thier happiness or just the start?Disclaimer:I do not own Twilight or New Moon the honor is Mrs. Meyer's Updated! Chapter 14 now posted
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007
The misadventures of Drama class by iheartsunshine reviews
What do you get when you mix Bella and Edward with a school play? A fake vampire seeking revenge, bunches of boy bands, and Tinker Bell Tights? The Misadventures of Drama Class. More than 30,000 hits. REVIEW AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006
The way my life goes by twilightslove reviews
New Moon Spoliers! This is what I think could happen next. Everything was going great, my live was perfect now that Edward was back, but soon things were going to change. How will I get though this? NEW CHAPTER UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,367 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
My Black Blood Flows by Janie JuneBug reviews
Edwar... I opened my eyes and saw everything from a new angle. A vampire's angle. Rated T for cursing, violence, and some adult themes & situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006
Tortured Soul by no.1Schizo reviews
Edward leaves,Bella joins a new group. Now she's a punk and meets Nikel who's not afraid to change her. Problem, his coven drinks human blood. Its been 50 yrs since she's seen Edward, she's in for a rude awakening. Not Bella/Edward! Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,130 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Bella - Complete
Revenge is a pain by Jennifer Lynn08 reviews
Please read, my first fanfiction and the reason there isnt really a summary is because that i'm kinda coming up with it as i go. so i really dont know whats going to happen.R&R and trust me NEW MOON SPOILERS! LAST CHAPTER POSTED! 1-20-08
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Why did you leave? by Domitian reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella has been changed into one of them and she would be dead if not for her new family. Now forty years after she was changed Charlie dies. Bella decides to go to his funeral and sees someone all to familiar there. Could it really be him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,418 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006
A Change of Scenery by iheartsunshine reviews
Twilight rewritten! When sporty, popular Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington with her dad, how will she feel about the school's most popular boy, Edward Cullen? Rated T. REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006
Aro Universtity by Alunamai reviews
What happens when The Cullens are forced to go to College ... ran by the Volturi? With dorms shared with the Werewolves from LA Push... is Bella planning a hostle take over of the Volturi... read and find out! Rated T for Fluff and language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
Ring the TOXIN by Immortalis Ramala reviews
Once upon a time I was coming home late, and I saw a boy, such a beautiful boy. But I think hes just some god my mind made up to cope... R&R to keep me going. No r&R. No writing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,101 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006
Everything Returns by FishFriend reviews
Charlie is suddenly gone to a convention, and Bella is staying with the Cullen’s. What will happen when a few certain people make an appearance at the most incontinent time? Where will Edward and Bella be forced to run to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Belladona by Swissa reviews
I suck at summarys,theres no good way 2 describe my story. It's very unique! But ppl have told me they love it and have never read ne thing like it. So give it a shot. It's Edward, Bella, and the Volturi, o my! Unfortunately there r no ruby slippers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,529 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007
La Cosa Nostra by Hersheys Rocks reviews
Au. 'Why don't you fear me' Fear? What did it matter? She was going to die anyway, like all the other hostages of La Cosa Nostra...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
The End by MiniMartin reviews
Bella is spending alot of time at the Cullens, no suprise there. They are bored and start to play games, what games? read and find out...BellaEdward, forks characters. Bella's POV possibly others...PLEASE R&R and let me know what you think. MiniMartin
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006
Please Don't by alwayssmile877 reviews
Love , like a river,will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle[Crystal Middlemas]. Cassie Sunnel is in love,with a vampire.As an effect her world comes crashing down, will her new love be able to carve it's own path to survive? DONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,580 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Obsidian Thirst by Quesse Silme reviews
Bella will stop at nothing to become a vampire. She pushes Edward too far one night, and regrets her decision.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Happily Ever After Or is it? by dmitri-lowence reviews
Sequal to When Nature Calls. Edward figures out being human isn't as good as he though it might be. NEW! LAST CHAPTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Blood Lust by NeoGirl1704 reviews
We catch up with Bella Swan 25 years after she last saw Edward Cullen. She is a new person, has a new life, a new man, and shares a nightclub, Blood Lust, with her new coven. Everything seems to be perfect, yet nothing is what it seems. ::.NO ECLIPSE.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,845 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
The Other Side of the Moon by Shadows of a Guardian Angel reviews
Long before the Volturi ever took power, a breed of vampires was created purely by accident. No one can equal their strength, agility or power. They're indestructible and impossible to destroy. And they're about to receive a new addition, Bella Swan.ExBxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,260 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
The Life and Times of 'Perfection' by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Edward and Bella's daughter, Ellie, is growing up, and fast. It seems that Bella's life is too perfect. That is, until the Volturi come for what they had been promised so long ago. UPDATED SEP. 22
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
Casualties by Annilaia reviews
Sequel to Just the Summer. On the anniversary of her death Bella returns to Forks and meets someone she never would have imagined possible. Just when things start to look better, they both become the targets of one vampire's plot for revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,258 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving On by Addie W reviews
What happens if Edward lies again? What happens if he leaves Bella again, and Carlisle can't change her because there's no peaceful way around the treaty? Well, Bella tries to move on, of course. But does it work? NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,049 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
I Didn't Want The End To Come by Addie W reviews
Bella's life, which had been much happier since her change, is about to take a turn for the worst, and there's nothing Bella can do about the impending end. &I didn’t want the end to come. But come it has, and I’m not afraid.& [Sequel to Moving On]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,735 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Help wanted by Georgiana1234 reviews
Edward is forced to get a job, but will he be able to hold one done long enough to pay for Esme's beloved shattered window?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006
Loup garou by CrImSoNoNe reviews
What if Bella woke upout of her lil coma and went to la Push a little earlier after Edward left?, and meets ALL of the la Push gang who are now all werewolvesJacob, Embry, and Quil and Instead of working on cars their working on their band? full summary i
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,898 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Broken by Inu13 reviews
50 years ago, Bella's life changed dramatically. she lost almost everything. But now, she has a new family, a new life. What happens when the Cullens return and Bella is forced to remember emotions she had hoped she had forgotten? I don't own Twilight. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,112 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
The Real Edward Cullen by iamcool511 reviews
What really happens when Edward goes hunting... When Emmett and Bella decide to surprise Edward, they see somthing that will change both of their lives forever. read & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
Whisked Back by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Edward bites Bella and as she begins her transformation, Victoria shows up and kills both Bella and Edward. What happens when Bella and Edward find themselves in Chicago...in 1918...both as humans? COMPLETE! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Barnes and Noble Blues by SwankyJanks reviews
The Cullens go to Barnes and Noble looking for books and find something much scarier.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Beauty and the Beast by Silence is Silver reviews
Sequel to A New Bella! What happens when Bella's alter ego comes back. This is the story of the beast inside the beauty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
My Little Sis by MidnightWalking reviews
Bella wants to ride her motorcycle and wants Emmett to help. Will he be able to keep her safe? And what about Edward? How will Emmett keep this a secret from Edward? This is it, the last chapter, the end. Thanks for all the great reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
First Sight by meghankatherine reviews
What if Edward hadn't resisted the temptation Bella presented that first day & lured her away as planned? [you wanna rock . nothing's gonna make you stop . nothing's gonna break you up . everybody knows you're lost . in the night time, honey . lost boys]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,077 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
Haven't I Been There Done That? by Production of Punk reviews
Bella Swan Brook is a vampire who's been hurt one too many times as a human. The only ones she keeps close are those who are in her coven, her family. What will happen when she meets Edward, a vampire who seems to like her very, very much? REVIEW ME xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Human Memories Fade by teehee37 reviews
Bella a vampire? Alone in the woods? No memory? Where's Edward? Maybe he has a stripedy shirt and hat, with a cane. Who knows? Let's read on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Pool Wars by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
The Blue Wolf by Sabeck reviews
Mid New Moon. Edward has left and Bella finds someone new, Will. Yeah he rocks. Too bad he's a werewolf and has to stay away form her for her own good. Tch, like that'll work. Rated T juuust in case. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,379 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Shadow Rising by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
A werewolf in the dungeon, a protege with a grudge against her teacher, and a creepy vampire stalker. Just a typical day in the life of Bella Swan. A Moonlight Sonata sequel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,492 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Starlight by luvtwilight reviews
Edward left Bella, now bella has a new family, kick as powers, owns a club, and is hte leah singer of the club's band. What will happen if the Cullens return?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007
Truth, yeah right! Dare! by Chi Kartalia reviews
Do you people know how many Truthordare fics there are for twilight? Add one more people, 'cause I love them all! Now you tell me how you like mine. Three cheers if you suck at reviews! Hiphiphorray, hiphip...Oh, for God's sake, just read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
When the Stars Call Our Names by Iridescent Toxik reviews
This is Bella's new life, this is the world at it's worst. This is the world knowing about vampires. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,132 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Divide and Conquer by just a little wicked reviews
The figure stood before me, its black menacing eyes staring me down. This being had given me a choice, do or die. But you see, my life wasn’t the one that would end. The life in danger was infinitely more precious. [BOOK TWO IN THE STARCROSSED TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Waking up without you by D-to-tha-ork reviews
Takes place right after Bella's bday party in New Moon. What if Bella went to jacksonville? What if Something happened to the plane? What if I really suck at summaries? First Fanfic! Critisim is welcome! Chapter five is finally up! yaaaaay!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Tender Kisses by Lost-In-Tears reviews
“How could you do that to her? What were you THINKING? When I told you to go and talk to Bella I DIDN’T mean go off and tell her you DIDN’T LOVE HER! I can’t believe you Edward!” I have never in knowing Alice herd her so infuriated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,922 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Edward, Bella
Summer Vacation by Avey Original reviews
After all that has happened over the past two years, the Cullen’s have decided that everyone needs a well earned break from Forks, including Bella. What mayhem will ensue? Read and find out! [Takes place after New Moon] Mainly BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
Sweet, Sweet Revenge by loony luna91 reviews
What happens when Emmet, Edward, and Jasper hurt Rosalie's most prized possesion? And better yet, what will Rosalie do to get revenge? rated T. Now completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella's blood called to Edward from the first time they met. What if he didn't reisist that call?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,829 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
A Demented Night at the Cullen's by smeleventh reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's for a girl's only sleep over. Whathappenswhen... COOKIES,PILLOWFIGHTSAND,EMMETTLOL OCCUR? Crazy things happen..BTW: reviews are my crack or as Twilight lovers would prefer me to say My Brand Of Heroin. FEED MY ADDICTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
Just the Summer by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan has to go to Forks every summer. But the summer before her freshman year in highschool a new family moves to town, and Bella falls in love. How will she fare when the summer ends? Will she ever see him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,501 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Council by kraseevyev naezdnyk mototsyk reviews
This is what happens when the Cullens and the werewolfs decide to get together and talk about changing Bella. The first chapter is set in the Cullen Mansion. The reults of this meeting are earth shattering! Chap 10 uppp!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
A Snow Story by BillKaulitz4ever reviews
[COMPLETE]The Cullens and Bella go out for a fun day in the snow.Sorry I am bad at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
When fictional charecters try DDR by Chi Kartalia reviews
A continuation of CONTEST! also hilarious, but with much more romance and such. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2007
Hated guilt, Tempting pleasure and Sweet revenge by MysteriousMidnightVampiress reviews
A fast paced action fic, bursting with romance, kickass scenes, revenge and a mystery everyone's at...just make sure your not biting your nails too much. Forks. The Cullens. The Swans. The Werewolves. And the Illuminati. The new kid's on the block...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006
Nocturnal Pulse by Lilith Filth reviews
More forbidden than the forbidden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Yay, Edward by xXnumbertwoXx reviews
Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Volterra by Jeffery H. Hilcock reviews
I was a prisoner of the Volturi, and didn't know if I would be turned into one of them or into their next meal. A tale of the doomed Volterra tour.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007
Jasper's Favorite by KyokoForever reviews
Edward likes Mountain Lion. Emmett likes Grizzly Bear. But what's Jasper's favorite? Read and Review! NO FLAMES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
StarCrossed by just a little wicked reviews
Life isn’t fair. Yes, I believe I have heard that somewhere before. Just when everything seems perfect, everything just has to go horribly wrong. That’s the story of my life I suppose. [NOW COMPLETE][BOOK ONE IN THE TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,824 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
What next? by BlaineAndersonLover reviews
bella is in her last two weeks of senior year! bella finds out how it feels to spend a whacky summer with the cullens! until things start happening and Alice goes a little crazy...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006