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Hi, I'm Fern, I'm 15, I love music atm, mostly evanescence, nickleback, linkenpark, greenday, snow patrol, mudvayne etc.

I currently love the angus thongs books. My favorite ever series of books is the unseen series, by richie tankersly cusick. It is amazing, I finally finished it. waited 4 years lmao.

I live in england, in the same house as I have always done. I miss my best friend lottie who moved to australia with her mum. every six months or 7 months is amazing, we get to go mad again. I can be quite childish and hyper.

Ok now some quizes I nicked of lotties profile (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1902858/Earth_Kid_Tree_Hugger):

GEORGIA QUIZ

1. Character you're most like?

A bit of mabs n jools im good in an emergancy and im an all round good egg lol. i wish but i am mostly.

2. Favourite boy?

I would say errm Robbie.

3. Favourite Gee-ism?

errrm blodge. I use it all the time, everyones just like wah?

4. Favourite Libby moment?

"georgia did a big poo this morning"

5. The Georgia saying you use most often?

Blodge and Geoggers.

6. If you had to, would you get to number 6 with Masimo or Herr Kamyer?

Masimo defffooo. eeew who would want to get to number 6 with an old german teacher bloke iask you??

7. Favorite book?

errm the 1st two i read them like 10 times in 3 days on holiday once.

8. Favourite front cover?

any of the old ones.

9. Opinion on the Georgia Movie?

havent seen it really want to but i dont know if it will be as good as the books.

10. Origional Louise Rennison or Fanfiction stories?

Louise Rennison.

Favourite EVER book characters

1. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
2. Fred Weasly (Harry Potter)
3. George Weasly (Harry Potter)
4.Edmund (Narnia)
5. Piglet (Winnie the Pooh)
6. Lucy (unseen series)
7. Byron (unseen series)
8. Angus (Confessions of Gee Nicks)
9. Andy (The suitcase kid)

10. Olivia Kidney (Olivia Kidney seriously)

11. Voldemort (Harry Potter)
12. Lucy (Narnia)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? errm maybe I think so.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? A kitty cat girl errm dont think that is possible. anyway lucy is too young.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? errm not that ive read

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Errrm possibly. Hope not, I like fred to much.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? errrm 5/9 not as a couple but as friends.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? errm well Byron died so errm it would be vvvv freaky deaky.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Aww that would be awesome lets see. Crazy fun loving meets upside-down lived olivia who sees ghosts. that would be totally awesome. cant think of a summary though.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? What now? come again please

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. errm "dead or alive?"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Oooh maybe no. errm theyd have to be homo but idk.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? What?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? don't think so

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Maybe...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Ii dont know

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? whats up pussy cat woah woah woa-ah.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 2 girls n a guy.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? something about fun.


You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. Hi.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot, if you are proud to say you are part of the 2 that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers say " I Love You " and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is what you get called if people don't know which you are. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that global warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, copy and paste this onto your profile. The only race is humanity. I have SUCH a thing about racism, I really can't see how anyone could be so mean! Trust me, I've seen it at a hard level. It's horrible!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I'm not gay, but I say each to their own and people shouldn't stop people doing their own thing if it doesn't hurt people)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (im agnostic)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. -- -dont know what tht means
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Well, I am sort of Wiccan)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Extraordinary Girl- Greenday (yay i can so relate to tht song)

Waking Up: See the light - Greenday (haha fits well)

First Day At School: Knocking on heavens door - Guns n roses (hahahahahaha)

Falling In Love: Everything and Nothing - Mudvayne (?)

Fight Song: Right through you - alanis morissette.

Breaking Up: boulivard of broken dreams - greenday (sounds good,)

Prom night: Sober - Pink (Well, I'm not a drinker so... makes sense)

Life: Here I am - Leona Lewis (fits well)

Mental Breakdown: Out of my head -- Puddle of mud (hahahaha)

Driving: Never again -- nickle back (ok.. so i wont be drivin again or im gonna be a mental driver)

Flashback: Yesterday -- Leona lewis

Getting back together: I wish for something more - Amy macdonald (tht fits)

Wedding: Disenchanted lulaby -- foo fighters (what is that ment to mean)

Birth of Child: Lithium -- evanescence (is it gonna be sad?)

Final Battle: Animal -- Nickleback

Funeral Song: Emotional times - taproot. (haha)

Final Credits: Live and let die -- guns and roses

1. Put your mp3 on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag your friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the note from.

(THE SONGS UNDER THE QUESTIONS ARE MY ANSWERS)

1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Photograph - nickle back (wtf)

2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

too bad -- nickleback (haha)

3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Cow boy hat - Nickleback (nice)

4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Rockstar - Nickleback (y)

5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

all that im living for - evanescence

6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

The only one - evanescence

7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Because of you nickleback (is tht a good thing)

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Teenagers- MCR (lmao)

9.WHAT IS 2+2?

Smile -- taproot

10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Come back -- foo fighters, (well i wish shed come back)

11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Cloud nine -- puddle of mud (hahaha)

12.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

paradise city -- guns and roses (sounds nice)

13.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Everything -- taproot (sounds bout right)

14.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Mine -- taproot (lmao)

15.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

my immortal -- evanescense (i dont think thts good)

16.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

imaginary -- evanscense (not really danceable too)

17.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

forgiven -- alanis morissette. (nice)

18.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

What ever it takes -- leona lewis (wtf)

19.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECret?

times like these foo fighters (what r times like these)

20.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

How you remind me nickle back (nice all the good times)

21.WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Footballes wives - amy macdonald (i hope im not one)

22."HOW WILL YOU DIE?

A moment like this -- leona lewis (at home? not bad)

23.WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Follow you home - nickle back (?)

24.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Wrong way -- Creed (true)

25.WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Tiny little fractures -- snow patrol

26.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Famous last words -- MCR (LOL)

27.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Cancer -- MCR (lol it could)

28.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

I'm You -- leona lewis (wtf)

29.IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Some where a clock is ticking -- snow patrol

30.WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Foot prints in the sand -- leona lewis (sounds emotional and people walk with you when your alone,)

31.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

if everyone cared - nickle back

32. DO YOU FEEL HAPPY?

21 guns - greenday

33. HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

lets start a band -- amy macdonald

34. HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED MUCH IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR?

American idiot greenday

35. IS MUSIC YOUR LIFE?

meaning of life - disturbed

36. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP?

the road to home amy macdonald

37. ARE YOU POPULAR?

never gonna be alone - nickle back

38. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD FASHION SENSE

sweet child o mine guns n roses

39. DOES THE PERSON YOU LIKE LIKE YOU BACK?

we can runaway now there all ded n gone -- snow patrol

40. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN NO-ONE IS LOOKING?

its my life - bon jovie (wtf)

41. ARE YOU A VIOLENT PERSON?

haunted -- evanescense (am i?)

42. DO YOU HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE?

angel -- leona lewis

43. ARE YOU A LONER?

runaway - bonjovi

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