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FMA Watches Iron Man by Diamond61 reviews
The cast of Fullmetal Alchemist have been summoned and trapped in a room to watch the movie Iron Man and see alternative versions of themselves in it.
Crossover - Ironman & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 15h - Published: 8/10 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Playing Our Roles by The Grim Blade reviews
Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,712 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 4,469 - Follows: 5,509 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Roman T., OC, Neo
RWBY and JNPR Watch The Recollection Trilogy by RedSpartan reviews
The Blood Gulch Chronicles are over and now it's time for the teams to continue with The Recollection Trilogy! follows my last fic RWBY and JNPR Watch The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Realistic reactions from the characters. Side stories with other characters reacting are spread out inside the chapters. Finished Reconstruction, Working on Relocated!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,107 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 5/12
Chaotic Good by Mister Grin reviews
The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Smut later.)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,741 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 7/30
RWBY Watches Classic Movies by Old Wolf Logan reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin; Teams RWBY and JNR watching classic Earth movies and reacting to them. Inspired by 'The Infinite Realities of Jaune Arc' by Genital WarThunder.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,691 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Trying to live quietly in a world of heroes by Theone3028 reviews
In a world of heroes and villains what can a man who just want a quiet life? by taking hands right?
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/21 - Yoshikage K., Izuku M., 1-A Students, Inko M.
In Another World with 「Star Platinum」 by Locksoli reviews
I didn't know how, nor did I immediately care why, but after I died I was suddenly thrust into the world of Naruto. Sounds great right? Well, with the angriest punch-ghost at my side, I'd think otherwise. (AU Reincarnation fic, OC-centric)
Crossover - Naruto & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,157 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 6/26 - Naruto U., OC
Choosing Jojo Before Going Into a Wonderful World by Raxychaz reviews
A different scenario of Choosing Wisely, where ya boy chooses the Stand Arrow to take with him into Belzerg. Where fun and ridiculousness will reign supreme. Now with 50% more leather.
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 8/15 - Megumin, Kazuma S., OC
Bitter Step by KlonoaDreams reviews
It all starts when you're born in the middle of a battlefield, and it's only downhill from there. And really, it doesn't get any better from here. [SI, Self-insert as fem!Tobirama]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 1/9 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., OC
Genjiro-sama Chi no maid spider by yveltaldarkrai3 reviews
With the closing of Yggdrasil, Eito Tsuchida now finds himself back in the world of 2138 with a boring, lifeless future ahead of him. However, this all changes when his creation from Yggdrasil comes to the real world, along with some more surprises. Join him as he tries to live his life accompanied by a man eating spider maid.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 8/7 - Genjiro, Entoma
Moonflower by fishebake reviews
They say that destiny is set in stone. Most people are willing to accept this and move on - Yamanaka Inoko is not most people. Her father's life is on the line, and she knows that if she wants to keep him safe, she's going to need a seriously big sledgehammer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,352 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., OC
Metastability by Starlight's Poet reviews
When he was pulled into the ocean, he found himself falling. When he landed, he found himself fighting. When everything stopped, he found himself hurting. When he stopped hurting, he found himself questioning everything. Who was that girl that looked like Carolina? And why does she keep calling him "Jaune?"
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 210,621 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Maine/Meta, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Naruto: Uchiha no Densetsu by blackfoxX10 reviews
Death was not an option. His only salvation was to create a world where he could watch his family live happily. A world where he could stay in peace. A world where humans did not hate each other. Maybe he could. His family seemed to have utmost belief in him. Yes, Naruto's always been different. Different from the other Uchihas. Sharingan and Rinnegan Naruto. Godlike Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 236,510 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Minato N.
Heaven's Eye by Trainer Jayden reviews
Trained by All Might and armed with a rare, but powerful ocular Quirk, Izuku sets out to become the next Symbol of Peace. But the path towards becoming a Hero is wrought with strife of all kinds and it takes more than just good eyesight to overcome them.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,689 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students
Don't Wanna Stop At All (Hiatus) by CamRa reviews
Izuku Midoriya is quirkless, but he has a hard time staying out of trouble. It runs in his blood, and so does a power no one in his class believes he has. A quirk passed down generations. A feud of immortal villains and vengeful genetics, human weapons with anxiety issues, absentee fathers, emotionally stunted teenagers, and much, much more. (SEE AUTHOR'S NOTE CONCERNING CHAPTER 1)
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/1 - [Izuku M., Ochako U.] Jolyne C., Toshinori Y./All Might
Quarian Effect by ThatOneMercyGuy reviews
Jason had a decently happy life, and the Mass Effect games had made it better at times, sure. But that doesn't mean he wanted to get sucked into the game, and as a different species no less!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/26 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Dawn Over Remnant by The Doormaster reviews
Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, and Deidara are all dropped into the world of Remnant without any real clue as to how or why. Now they will have to work together if they want to succeed in their new lives as student in a certain insane combat school. T for language, violence, and suggestive themes.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 98,631 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Akatsuki
The Lucky Branwen by Shinobi of Greed reviews
When Raven left Taiyang and Yang she didn't leave by herself. She took her eldest child and Yang's twin brother with her. Flash forward seventeen years into the future, a tribe raised Naruto decides to meet his two sisters. Though is beacon ready for another headstrong Branwen?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,765 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 1/9/2017 - [Naruto U., Nora V.]
Ozpin's little Rose by sakuralovelight reviews
What if Qrow was Ruby Rose real father and Taiyang is just playing the role of father to keep her safe? Not only that but what if Ozpin was also Summer Rose's father making him Ruby Rose' grandfather? But he has stayed away from Ruby after Summer's death because he and Qrow want to keep her safe from Salem. But now after all this time Ozpin gets to see he's granddaughter?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,649 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Ruby R., Ozpin, Qrow B., Salem
Legend of Kai by cleo0421 reviews
Nobody asked me if I wanted any of this. I had no say in how my life was used, but frankly it's not like my life was going anywhere special before. At least now I can make a difference. I can and will protect my family. Who said the youngest couldn't be the best?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,704 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Aang, Sokka, Katara, OC
Through New Eyes by SilverExcel115 reviews
Former Spec Ops soldier gets court marshaled. He is given an offer, he can either join the program as a simulation soldier and earn his name back, or he can just sit in prison. He chose the former. Several other OCs may be introduced. It's my first story, not that it means much anymore, call it nolstalgia.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,304 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 7/12/2016 - M. Caboose, OC - Complete
Son of Qrow (Re-Mastered) by MetalSharkey90 reviews
Follow the story of Aodh (announced: Ay) Branwen. The son of Qrow Branwen. Follow his story as he searches to unravel several questions. Who was the one who caused damaged to his loved one. Who was the cause of his Aunt's death and where is Adam? Along with finding these answers how will Aodh cope with being a teacher when your two younger cousins are your students?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 121,240 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 10/18/2016 - [OC, Winter S.] Team RWBY, Qrow B.
A Clan Reborn by stormwolf3710 reviews
this is my first shot at making lemonade, naruto is told to restart not only the uzumaki clan but the namikaze and senju as well. it will be a small harem of girls his age, chapters will be when ever i really feel like it and i hope you enjoy, feed back would be great. warning: lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 242,453 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U.
Guardsman's Duty by minormaterial reviews
It is a Temple Guardsman's duty to see to the defense of the Jedi Temple until the very end. A lone guardsman awakens to a world to which the likes he's never seen before. As he grows to adapt to this new world, he struggles with his duty to the temple. How will he learn to apply this duty to the new world around him, and is a guardsman's duty truly only finished in death?
Crossover - Star Wars: The Clone Wars & Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 11/12/2018
Izuku the Shadow by Jss2141 reviews
With the power of a shadow by his side, Izuku will work hard to be a hero who lies in the darkness. I do not own My Hero Academia. Slight Xover with Static Shock. A bit of OOC Izuku. Izuku x Mina
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 12/21/2017
Yes I'm blind what's your point? by The Blind Bandit Experiment reviews
Being reborn as the avatar in a world full of super-powered people was awesome. It was just too bad that I was blind. Or so they told me. Blind? Well then. Prepare yourself superhero world. I'm going to become Toph.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,309 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 6/18/2017
A Spirit's Tale by ByrdvsET reviews
Naruto, also known as Tui, is the moon spirit. He along with Yamraiha, or La the ocean spirit, are trapped in an eternal dance until the end. One Shot. No pairing. Naruto/Magi/Avatar crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2018
A Tale of Twin Dragons by IceWarrior13 reviews
Raven Branwen didn't just vanish. When she left her teammates, her husband, and Yang, she took something. She stole it... It's funny how things always find their way back, intentional or no. I only own my OC.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,029 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - OC, Raven B., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Slithering Darkness by The Citrus Principle reviews
An innocent mistake releases a horrifying beast in the bowls of Beacon, and no young Huntress's virtue is safe... [Tentacle Grimm/Every Female Character]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 122,381 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Burning Spirit by faithy waithy reviews
Complete! Sequel to Burning Flame: Amber continues to travel with the avatar and her family helping Aang seek an earth bending teacher, while at the same time she discovers why she was given these strange unnatural abilities. Follow her as she learns things about her past and discovers more about herself. Follows tv series. Sister Fic. OCXOC. Read/ Review! All three books complete!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 174,505 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - OC - Complete
Open Your Mind by Plague's Vengeance reviews
"You are the strangest girl I've ever met." He snapped angrily, rubbing his face with his hands. She gave him a cheeky smile and rocked back on her heels, "I'm sure I'm the only girl you've met." The look he gave her could have burnt toast but just caused her to laugh lightly. "If it helps, you're the least strangest boy I've met." He didn't know how to respond to that. (Zuko/OC)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 694,327 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Zuko, OC - Complete
Burning Flame by faithy waithy reviews
Revised! Kaya grew up in the south pole with no memory of her past. When Zuko comes to capture the avatar flashes of the past come to her. Kaya soon discovers she's not just any ordinary girl, and that there are many things to learn about herself. Join her on her quest to discover who she is. Follows the tv series. Read and Review. (Sister fic). All three books finished.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 184,554 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 7/16/2012 - OC - Complete
Naruto: The Next Sage by Arashi The Storm reviews
Smart Naruto with Sharingan and then Rinnegan. Good Sasuke, Good Kurama, legendary team seven with Kakashi Hattake as team leader. Follow Naruto as he becomes a legend and find many friends and secrets along the way. Follow him to find out the piece and watch as he becomes the child of two prophecies and to know more, read the story yourself. #Stopped for a short period of time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,855 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
In Which Deidara is a Girl by WynterSky reviews
Deidara is actually a girl disguised as a boy, and madly in love with Itachi when she's not trying to kill him. It's less ridiculous than it sounds. Really it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,869 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Shihai no Chikara by S3eK reviews
During an attack on Naruto's 14 birthday, Naruto unlocks powers that the Kyubi has only seen twice over his many years: the ability to use the Force. A NarutoXStarWars Crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,644 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.