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sup people this my profile

can you digg it

what follows is some funny stuff I found

The Bunny Army and Members of the Bodyguard Special Task Force:

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world This is bunny's cousin, the bunny This is bunny's physically deformed brother. domination, and join the dark side! (We have cookies.) from Monty Python! He is awesome! He is EVIL!

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This is baby bunny. This is baby bunny's twin, box bunny. \/ \ /O

He is sneaky! He is also sneaky! This is the Godfather bunny. He is twisted!

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This stealth mode bunny. This stealth mode bunny's cousin from Monty Python This is stealth mode bunny's brother.

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( =.= ) This is stealth mode baby bunny. This is stealth mode baby box bunny \/ \/o This is stealth mode Godfather bunny.

Comedies to Copy Onto Your Profile:

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, (I didn't fall for it :P):

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did (I read from the bottom first so ha).

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)

A List of Stereotypes

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch

I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean

I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian

I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot

I READ HARRY POTTER so I MUST worship the Devil

I am a TWILIGHT FANGIRL so I MUST have no life

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

You Know You're an Author If:

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting')

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not aply but w.e.)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (e.g. flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically...)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Edward Cullen is fictional)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

16 Ways to Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.

3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER
PLANS.

4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.

10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
you.

12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.

13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.

15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.

16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Yeah, give it up for Jedimasterchris1 he gave me my first review

I will remember him!

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K H III: Into the Fire Part I: Return to Action by Blastbone reviews
Over two months after the events of KH2, but before events of 3Ds. Now, a greater force has risen, and Sora must team up with some of the most unlikely allies he has ever had, and visit new worlds calling for help. SxK RxN OCxOC OCxOC Current World: The Wizarding World.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 1/31/2010
Edoc'sil by wildskysong reviews
SEQUEL TO ELDUNARI. Following the devastation of the last battle, the Varden tries to pick up the pieces as bitter enmity fractures the ranks. All are keeping secrets, some more deadly than others. And where is the Vault of Souls?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 173,651 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
The Nymph's Blade by Higure Hokousha reviews
Larxene is dead,but when you fight the keyblade, death is not always the end. Watch as the Savage Nymph guides Sora to his true strength. SoKai ?LarxenexSora?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,331 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Larxene
Eragon Bjartskular by AvianKnight93 reviews
Warning spoilers! The Eldunari, a dragon mind and soul can be stored within. but when Eragon dies Saphira does the unexpected and has serious repercution's. EragonxSaphira ExS A/N: temporarily on hiatus while I rethink parts. will update ASAP
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira
KINGDOM HEARTS: MATERIALS OF THE HEART by Kisdota-The Freak Gamer reviews
3 years after KH2 Sora Kairi and Riku Embark to stop an old foe from taking over Kingdom Hearts. With new friends, new abilities, and new enemies will they suceed or lose everything they hold dear. Being Revised and Updated
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 250,409 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sora, Kairi
Kingdom Hearts: Genesis of Destiny by SirAngelo reviews
Sora, Kairi and Riku, along with two new allies, are forced onto yet another journey against the darkness as they begin to travel down the road of destiny. SxK, RxN, OCxOC. Ch 48-50: The End! Please Read & Review
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 403,631 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Spyro and Sora's Cycle by Richer1992 reviews
My first triple X-over. When Sora finds himself in a new world, he realized that he needs to get traind as a Rider in order to save it. Lucky for him, Spyro is their to help him out as well as all the other creatures who live their. starts before book 1.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,736 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
The Return of the Dragons by Fresh blood reviews
Eventual Eragon/Saphira and Spyro/Cynder pairings. The dragons were not always the ferocious and powerful species that once roamed free in Alagaësia. They existed long before that land was formed and now the past will be clashed with the present.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,203 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira
Trying to Escape by Alti'uin reviews
If a dragon has no control over their own magic then what can a hatchling do if her rider is in danger or distress? Eragon and many others will find out the hard way. Hiatus, being rewritten
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eragon S., Saphira
Dragons in the skies by mike299 reviews
Eragon has 2 dragons now, how will that change his life? starting from the same point as the original book see how his life changes!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira
Kingdom Hearts III: Eternal Light by heroes1202 reviews
The second half of "Heart's Greatest Weapon". Sora and his friends continue to fight on against the darkness to save the Keybladers. But as Vanitas returns, one question must be answered: What does the future hold for Sora and Kairi? Ch. 59 - 100.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
TLOSora Aftermath by Richer1992 reviews
Part 4/4. Upon his return to the Dragon Realms, Sora must find his friends and help them adjust to a life of peace. However, darkness still resides in this new age and Sora may learn that there is a world that is in greater trouble. Rated T unless chand
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Spyro - Complete
Eldunari by wildskysong reviews
Oromis and Glaedr are dead, leaving Eragon alone in a turbulent world. When he is captured by Galbatorix's new pets and separated from Saphira, can he rely on his brother and some new friends to get him out? And what lurks in the Spine? COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,483 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Eragon Shadeslayer by Fallen0angel reviews
Eragon returns to Surdarescues Katrina, fights for the freedom of Alagaesia,and may even find the freedom of love......maybe that is!Muhahahah
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,785 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 5/25/2006
Kingdom Hearts: War of Keyblades reviews
When you kill something with a keyblade death is not always the result and without the darkness, how do you know what you are seeing is light? rated for safty
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sora, Riku
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