okiemonkie
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Joined 11-01-11, id: 3391595, Profile Updated: 11-05-11
Author has written 2 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, and Twilight.

Heller, I am (clearly) from Oklahoma. It may not be the best place in the world, with its tornadoes and cowboy hats and the occasional crack heads, but this state can be the best place to live, at times. My stories are for fun and are most likely always gonna have humor. There is no doubt that if you have the same sense of humor I do (dry) then you will laugh at least for 2 second.

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Freaks reviews
What if the real 'Twilight' was not what the author wrote? What if things were really really different. This is what it would be like. Read it for the children with cancer! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Squidward's Revenge reviews
What will happen when Squidward finally reaches his boiling point? Will there be bloodshed? Will Squidward get the boot or become a hero? Will Bikini Bottom celebrate? Beware!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete