Atilio Montenegro
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Joined 04-30-09, id: 1919109, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
Author has written 3 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender.

Yo te aseguro que yo no fui,
Son puros cuentos de por ahi,
Tu me tienes que creer a mi,
Yo te lo juro que yo no fui. ~PI


Andthecondensingcontinues.


On Tha Down Low: Neither the name, nor the quotes, nor the screenshot, nor (whew) the muse belong to me. I own nothing. I'm not even sure I own the pants I'm wearing. Comfy though. I own NOTHING. Make no profit. Nada. Blanketed in the protective embrace of FFN.


ABOUT Me.

RELIGION, POLITICS, & THE GREAT PUMPKIN.

Don't litter. The squirrels don't like it. And they're always watching.

School just started again. So expect slowness/dim-wittedness on my part.

It's Autumn! YESSSSSSSSS. I was officially attacked by a Chucky doll at the drug store. The abuse is worth the candy corn pumpkins.


Works I'm working on:

1.Too Late (To Apologize)

2.Fairytale

3. The Decension: Usually updated Thurs. or Sundays. Sporadically, mind you. I was wandering 'round the internet and stumbled upon the Zursa Corporation. Waiting for my pupils to unconstrict.

Works I'd like to work on: (but never will)

The Unparalleled Adventures of Crazula: Fighting hard to keep from becoming someones bitch in prison. "My name is Azula and I'am nobody's bitch!" Jet Li. He can make anything look good.

Works I'm no longer working on:

1. The Bad Seed: It's done!! Mwwhaaa hha (cough) haaa! So much for therapy sessions! Oh man, I'm such a jerk. I can't believe I let this happen. XD Entertainment purposes only. I really need to go back and fix all those errors. Intend to.

2. Neighbors, Not a Few: Ozai goes nuts in jail while Iroh just gets a workout? Yeah, unfair. Belongs to my .net fair coz Passionworks. Shout out good buddy! Happy you didn't think it sucked. XD


What YOU Should Be Reading (Azula-centric): I really need to summarize these. Meh. Just read and enjoy.

1. Beautiful Dawn: by Passionworks

2. Firelight: by Nikipinz

3. The Nationless: by Riles Patrick Murphy

4. Fuseki: by Katachresis

5. Tales Of the Tea Shop: by Edward Vaughan Williams


0h no!! Random Quote Time!! This oughta clear a few things up!

Katara: Uh...why are you smiling at me? Aang: (Unperturbed) Oh, I was smiling?

Bill The Butcher: Is your mouth all glued up with cunny juice? I asked you a question.

Sheldon Jeffrey Sands: You know witholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and would'nt think twice about ripping that patch off your eye hole and skull-fucking you to death.

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

John McCain: I wish Godspeed to the man who was my former opponent and will be my president.

Richard Pryor: Everyone carries around his own monsters.

Richard Pryor: "If you want some pussy, you'll talk all that shit with them. ..'Hey, yeah, sure, the cosmos.. sure..'

Prince Zuko: I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.
Uncle Iroh: I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care?
(Zuko walks off)
Uncle Iroh: Err, that came out wrong, didn't it?

Jay-Z: Lord forgive him
He got them dark forces in him
But he also got a rightous cause for sinnin
Them a murder me so i gotta murder them first
Emergency doctors performin procedures
Jesus
I ain't tryin to be facetious
But "Vengance is mine" said the Lord
You said it better than all.

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly Woman: Up yours, n-.
(later on) Jim: (consoling Bart) What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Chong: Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you...but I think that kid may be the Avatar.

Capt. James West For four long years I've been chasing the animal responsible for the massacre at New Liberty. I hear tell that's you.
Dr. Arliss Loveless I am not an animal! I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! And after I kill you, I swear I'm going to boil you down for axle grease!

Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not til four.

Mark Twain : A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

Zuko: I know what you're going to say: she's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Iroh: No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.

Captain Gantu: Abomination!
Stitch: Stupid-head!

Chowder: I'm not your boyfriend!!


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Warriors of the Heart: Drabbles by hollyberry29 reviews
Kung Fu Panda drabbles, Shifu/Po centric. Contains yaoi, M/M, whatever you want to call it. Don't like, don't read!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Po, Shifu
Twist of Fate by Jackk's Shadow reviews
One bad decision slipped the world into darkness. At the end of the war Katara made a grave mistake and chose her heart over her head. Now Katara must try and bring balance back to the world but could she kill the one she loves the most? Azula/Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,416 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Azula, Katara
A Simple Strength by nikipinz reviews
Changed the title. :P UberXena, as opposed to Xena - relationship between two main characters is similar to that of Xena and Gabrielle, but not at all the same. Yuri.
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 233,211 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009
An Heir To Make You Proud by xinglongneo reviews
Because you never thought you would have an heir just like you, even if no one else can see it. Because even though you are chained, imprisoned, derided, she makes you proud.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Azula, Katara - Complete
Forbidden Moment by azulastemper reviews
What happened to Katara while caputed in Ba Sing Se? AzulaxKatara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,093 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Azula, Katara
Beautiful Dawn by Passionworks reviews
Azula Trilogy part two. She kissed him once, and thought it was meant to be. She showed him her fire, and he turned away. But after three years, he would not hold back, and she did not fight it. She couldn't... Rated for sexual content.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,887 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - [Azula, Chan] OC - Complete
Vacation time by Rushing'Beauty'Wonder reviews
Ursa wants a vacation and Azula gives her reasons not to go. Rated k
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Azula, Ursa - Complete
We'll Just Share Yours Tonight by cries havoc reviews
Another drabble. Ty Lee schemes and succeeds.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
The Meeting of Flames by Passionworks reviews
Azula Trilogy part one. Azula is to be crowned as the heir of the Fire Nation, but it comes with a price... Rated for imagery and minor sexual content.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Azula - Complete
Beast of Fire by Seven Nation General reviews
Azula was no more granted with the gift of the dragons, and asked her mother why.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Azula, Ursa - Complete
Bullshit in the Boudoir by T'Vau reviews
Problems arise when one's spouse does not require sleep.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
First Snow by InformalSpoofer reviews
A not-quite normal morning in the Southern Air Temple; Aang is fidgety, and Monk Gyatso lets fidgety monks run.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Aang - Complete
Name by RadiantBeam reviews
Azula and Ty Lee meet for the first time as children. And many years later, Ty Lee never forgot that she was the first person who knew Azula's name. One-shot friendship fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
The Twenty Five Dollar Shoebox by vanillafluffy reviews
Everett and Delmar attempt to change the horny toad back into Pete, with some odd results.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
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Descension reviews
Ficlets. Mostly Urzula. Violence, incest, among other villainous activities. Ch.5-- Azula raises her glass, she smiles radiantly, I look past the proffered chalice to her lips, already stained red with wine, as they manipulate, "To my redeemer." Rated M
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ursa, Azula
Neighbors, Not a Few reviews
Suffering has and will always be a most effective teacher. Ozai-centric. Post War. One Shot. --"Are you a coward?"--
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ozai - Complete
The Bad Seed reviews
Fire Lady Mai suspects the girl's evil behavior is inherited. Her suspicions are confirmed on a late night visit to the prisoner's cell. It's just not at all what she'd imagined. Warning: Rated M for Rape/Mature Themes/and Maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Mai, Azula - Complete