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Okay well just for the sake of it you can call me Lily or Firefly

Im a girl so abviously i am brilliant

Love animals and writing

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Love reading Fanfic stories

Like Deadmau5, Skrillex, Doctor Who, college life, my dog.

Want to know more? Just talk to me. I wont bite... hard.


Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.


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Squad Goals or Just an Excuse to Bang Captain Boomerang by Diabolicael reviews
OC is a Gotham detective who's less than pristine methods get her a spot on the squad. Slow burn ensues. Written for the fun of it. OC/Captain Boomerang
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,780 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Captain Boomerang, OC] Harley Quinn
My Hair is Curls, Her Hair is Straight by StarReader2009 reviews
What if Elena had a twin? Her name is Olivia Pierce and she was in travels for eight years as an emancipated minor with a guardian till she stopped at Mystic Falls, Virginia to stay with her family. Stefan/Elena, Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S.
A Dangerous Love! by DeanWinchesterLove2119 reviews
YAOI! Stefan and Damon are brothers- ever since Damon came back from war, he's loved Stefan... Romantically. Does Stefan love him too? Or is it just to get what he wants? Sucky summary, please try! YAOI- don't like, don't read!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Damon S., Stefan S.
Collide by qpritchie1 reviews
Riley Quinn has lived in Mystic Falls all of his life alongside Elena and Bonnie as his best friends. Now that the Salvatore brothers have moved to town, what does that mean for everybody? Stefan/OMC Matt/OMC. SLASH RxR! Rated M for a later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Stefan S., Matt D.
Lilianna Turner Blog
This is my version of the entire Maximum ride stories. Its a work in progress. Also entry for Nov. 12 has mature scenes in it. Skip it if you dont want to read it. rated M for such scenes otherwise rated T for the rest of the story becuase of adventure
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,868 - Published: 5/28/2010