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The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
My Life of Hell by Klutzic Kitten reviews
DISCONTINUED REWRITTEN VERSION CALLED BRING ME TO LIFE..... will delete once i get around to exporting all the freaking chapters... .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,340 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Mythbusters, Meet the Cullens! by Saint Sarah reviews
What happens when the Mythbusters decide to test out wether or not vampires are real, and then end up running into the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Lunar Eclipse by Diverse Sister reviews
I peered out where he was pointing. The moonlight shifted, and in its pale glow I saw the one thing that made my heart stop. A halo of red. My breath caught. She was back, oh god, she was back... Oh Hold for Revamping Plot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,811 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006