![]() Im sorry but i have Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. If you read this, evil bunny won't kill you. Well, maybe he will. I don't know. I can't speek for the bunny... (\_/) I have just made this profile considerably longer. Oh, well. Edward vs Normal guys. A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. If you die, a normal guy would find another. As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest.But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous. If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile. If you think that all the world's problems could be solved by talking things out, copy this into your profile. If you think the taboos of the world should be broken, paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329, Rock'n'Slash, XxRetarded NerdxX, If you don't believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullen and are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile. If you're sick of seeing the "Copy and Paste" junk on other people's profile and just want basic info not "copy and paste" crap, copy and paste this onto your profile. Now here's a few random sentences... ENJOY!! Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." "Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?" "What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy." "Guns don't kill people. I do." "A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'" "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you." They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Ever had writers block when talking? Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Straight is something crooked that was bent. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. |
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by 2brown-eyes reviews
You're The Nicest Thing by LaLainaJ reviews
Keeping Up Appearances by Sophia Chase reviews
Stolen Secrets and Shattered Dreams by FoxxyJ reviews
The Devil In Me by immortalpen reviews
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
Sanctuaries by Borzoi reviews
Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
Dungeons by Borzoi reviews
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
Heartbeat by withfireandblood reviews
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews