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![]() Author has written 19 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Happy Tree Friends, Kekkaishi, Need for Speed series, DayZ, Regular Show, Familiar of Zero, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Scott Pilgrim, RWBY, and My Life as a Teenage Robot. Quotes: "It is the work of man to ask, and the work of an artist to answer." - Sander Cohen (Burial At Sea) "Monsters don't cry. And that's why you became one, isn't it? So you wouldn't have to. When a man's tears dry up forever, they become a monster. So laugh... just as always." - Father Anderson (Hellsing) "He was a coward! Being strong, not giving up, it was just his place to hide. He pushed away the pain so hard he disconnected himself from the person he loved most. [pause] Sometimes when you win, you lose." - Chris Nielsen (What Dreams May Come) "There was no place for me in that world. It didn't want me." Strelok (S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow Of Chernobyl) "You're not asking the right question bro. You should ask how Ganja the barman, Ganja the hookah man, Ganja the man who partied with all sorts of friends in all sorts of places, ended up in the zone." - Ganja (S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky) "I don't know whether I was right or wrong, I guess I'll never know... But I made it. And I guess I should be thankful for that." - Strelok (S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow Of Chernobyl) "Are you married, or happy?" - Curly (The Three Stooges) "Evolution takes no prisoners." Mandy (The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy) "I like this one better; Quickly put a hole in a man who thinks he can divide five eggs into three baskets." Dutch (Black Lagoon) "Hey, Faceache!" Murdoc (Gorillaz) "I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons." "This isn't a negotiation, Jack!" "*Oof* This isn't a fucking boxing match, either!" (The Wolf Among Us, Episode 3: A Crooked Mile) "I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank." Warden Samuel Norton (The Shawshank Redemption) "What would Gabe do? No... Best leave the pants on." Tycho Brahe (Poker Night at the Inventory) "Ladies, Gents, it's been a real pleasure. Also, go fuck your respective selves." Tycho Brahe (Poker Night at the Inventory) "Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?" - The Wolf Of Wall Street "You'll get no answers from me, priest." "I pray that god will open your eyes to his infinite mercy." "My eyes are open. Yours are fogged." - Father Alvito and Pilot Major John Blackthorne (Shogun) "Knowledge belongs to god, not to man." - Father Alvito (Shogun) "With thee, heresy has come to Eden." Vasco Rodrigues (Shogun) "Yes, build your ship, Anjin-San. And i shall destroy her, as i have destroyed the other. When the time is right, i shall tell you why. It was your ship, or your life. I, too, chose your life. You have much to teach me, Anjin-San, once i have won, if i win, when i win, when the real prize will be won. Mariko, it was your Karma to die gloriously and live forever. Anjin-San, my friend, it is your Karma to never leave this land. And my Karma, my Karma which i did not choose, my Karma is to be Shogun." - Toranaga's Closing Thoughts (Shogun) "But, there's only so long you can stare into the void before you turn just as black." - Johnny Powell (The Darkness 2) "Holy shit sauce!" - Crimp Off Announcer (The Mighty Boosh) "Wherever Jazz is, I is." Howard (The Mighty Boosh) "Die young, leave a pretty corpse, that's what i say." "You should say something else." - (Futurama) "I feel like i dragged you into my world." "I got here on my own, but i appreciate the company." - (Hannibal) "Now is not the time for fear... That comes later." - Bane (The Dark Knight Rises) "No! I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow... and I will live forever." Count Vladislaus Dracula (Van Helsing) "I'd rather die than help you!" "Come now, don't be boring. Everyone that says that dies." - Count Vladislaus Dracula (Van Helsing) "When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." - (Friedrich Nietzsche) "Why do you have all this money buried in the yard?" "For a rainy day, Clark. And we don't get many of those out here in the desert." - (Vegas Vacation) "No, Eddy, i mean, i need to be alone." "Oh, ok. Can i come with you?" "... Alright, come on." - (Vegas Vacation) "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." - Holden Caufield (The Catcher In The Rye) “Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” - (The Catcher In The Rye) "You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?" "What?" "A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others." "I've bled all that kind of blood away." "THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!" -(Cowboy Bebop) "You've got hell coming for you, and it's riding at my back." "What will you do now? Your dragon stands before you, Catholic." - Alucard (Hellsing) “If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the John and watch you take a leak” - (Planes, Trains, and Automobiles) “You despise me, don’t you?” “If I gave you any thought, I probably would.” - (Casablanca) “Well hello Mister Fancypants. I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: Jack and shit…and Jack left town.” - Ash Williams (Army Of Darkness) “Tommy, if I was going to break your balls I would ask you to go home and get your shine box. Now go home and get your shine box.” - (Goodfellas) "A day without blood is like a day without sunshine." - Pvt. Joker (Full Metal Jacket) "Thy mouth in the devil's ear, Ingles!" "Thy mother was there first!" - Vasco Rodrigues, Pilot Major John Blackthorne (Shogun) "Listen, father, I know the Ingles is an enemy and heretic, but he saved my life and he's a pilot before he's anything else. One of the best there's ever been. It's not wrong to respect an enemy, even to like one." "The Lord Jesus forgave his enemies. Still they crucified him, if you remember." - Vasco Rodrigues, Father Alvito (Shogun) "It is true that great evil happens on earth in God's name." - Brother Michael (Shogun) "I would rather be known in life as an honest sinner, rather than a lying hypocrite." "Who will save your soul if you won't save your own?" - Who Will Save Your Soul? (Jewel) "You don't have to die to be dead." - (I Remember The Rain) "Have you ever tried to hold on to your humanity? When others convinced you of being no more than a subject, an object, which they can bend to their will. When they told you that you are a monster that deserved punishment. And you could not really remember your sins. When they took away your loved ones, leaving you to rot in the dark. The problem is that in their darkness, you have never been alone." - (KHOLAT) "You don't deserve a natural death." - Hatred "Can you hear your guardian angel crying? I can." - Hatred "Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?" - Vaas Montenegro (Far Cry 3) "God has a hard-on for marines. Because we kill everything we see." -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) "With the number 13, tattooed on my neck. That ink starts to itch, black gon' turn to red." - Thirteen (Danzig) "Pray you don't look at me, and pray i don't look back." - Thirteen (Danzig) "He seemed to have demons of his own he was struggling to contain... and he was losing." - Marius (Diablo II) “We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.” - Raoul Duke (Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas) "Some say i've become an alcoholic. I say i've become an author." - Methereaper |
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