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Joined 04-29-09, id: 1918074, Profile Updated: 08-31-19
Author has written 19 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Happy Tree Friends, Kekkaishi, Need for Speed series, DayZ, Regular Show, Familiar of Zero, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Scott Pilgrim, RWBY, and My Life as a Teenage Robot.

Quotes:

"It is the work of man to ask, and the work of an artist to answer." - Sander Cohen (Burial At Sea)

"Monsters don't cry. And that's why you became one, isn't it? So you wouldn't have to. When a man's tears dry up forever, they become a monster. So laugh... just as always." - Father Anderson (Hellsing)

"He was a coward! Being strong, not giving up, it was just his place to hide. He pushed away the pain so hard he disconnected himself from the person he loved most. [pause] Sometimes when you win, you lose." - Chris Nielsen (What Dreams May Come)

"There was no place for me in that world. It didn't want me." Strelok (S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow Of Chernobyl)

"You're not asking the right question bro. You should ask how Ganja the barman, Ganja the hookah man, Ganja the man who partied with all sorts of friends in all sorts of places, ended up in the zone." - Ganja (S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky)

"I don't know whether I was right or wrong, I guess I'll never know... But I made it. And I guess I should be thankful for that." - Strelok (S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow Of Chernobyl)

"Are you married, or happy?" - Curly (The Three Stooges)

"Evolution takes no prisoners." Mandy (The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy)

"I like this one better; Quickly put a hole in a man who thinks he can divide five eggs into three baskets." Dutch (Black Lagoon)

"Hey, Faceache!" Murdoc (Gorillaz)

"I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons."

"This isn't a negotiation, Jack!" "*Oof* This isn't a fucking boxing match, either!" (The Wolf Among Us, Episode 3: A Crooked Mile)

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank." Warden Samuel Norton (The Shawshank Redemption)

"What would Gabe do? No... Best leave the pants on." Tycho Brahe (Poker Night at the Inventory)

"Ladies, Gents, it's been a real pleasure. Also, go fuck your respective selves." Tycho Brahe (Poker Night at the Inventory)

"Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?" - The Wolf Of Wall Street

"You'll get no answers from me, priest." "I pray that god will open your eyes to his infinite mercy." "My eyes are open. Yours are fogged." - Father Alvito and Pilot Major John Blackthorne (Shogun)

"Knowledge belongs to god, not to man." - Father Alvito (Shogun)

"With thee, heresy has come to Eden." Vasco Rodrigues (Shogun)

"Yes, build your ship, Anjin-San. And i shall destroy her, as i have destroyed the other. When the time is right, i shall tell you why. It was your ship, or your life. I, too, chose your life. You have much to teach me, Anjin-San, once i have won, if i win, when i win, when the real prize will be won. Mariko, it was your Karma to die gloriously and live forever. Anjin-San, my friend, it is your Karma to never leave this land. And my Karma, my Karma which i did not choose, my Karma is to be Shogun." - Toranaga's Closing Thoughts (Shogun)

"But, there's only so long you can stare into the void before you turn just as black." - Johnny Powell (The Darkness 2)

"Holy shit sauce!" - Crimp Off Announcer (The Mighty Boosh)

"Wherever Jazz is, I is." Howard (The Mighty Boosh)

"Die young, leave a pretty corpse, that's what i say." "You should say something else." - (Futurama)

"I feel like i dragged you into my world." "I got here on my own, but i appreciate the company." - (Hannibal)

"Now is not the time for fear... That comes later." - Bane (The Dark Knight Rises)

"No! I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow... and I will live forever." Count Vladislaus Dracula (Van Helsing)

"I'd rather die than help you!" "Come now, don't be boring. Everyone that says that dies." - Count Vladislaus Dracula (Van Helsing)

"When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." - (Friedrich Nietzsche)

"Why do you have all this money buried in the yard?" "For a rainy day, Clark. And we don't get many of those out here in the desert." - (Vegas Vacation)

"No, Eddy, i mean, i need to be alone." "Oh, ok. Can i come with you?" "... Alright, come on." - (Vegas Vacation)

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." - Holden Caufield (The Catcher In The Rye)

“Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” - (The Catcher In The Rye)

"You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?" "What?" "A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others." "I've bled all that kind of blood away." "THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!" -(Cowboy Bebop)

"You've got hell coming for you, and it's riding at my back."

"What will you do now? Your dragon stands before you, Catholic." - Alucard (Hellsing)

“If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the John and watch you take a leak” - (Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)

“You despise me, don’t you?” “If I gave you any thought, I probably would.” - (Casablanca)

“Well hello Mister Fancypants. I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: Jack and shit…and Jack left town.” - Ash Williams (Army Of Darkness)

“Tommy, if I was going to break your balls I would ask you to go home and get your shine box. Now go home and get your shine box.” - (Goodfellas)

"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine." - Pvt. Joker (Full Metal Jacket)

"Thy mouth in the devil's ear, Ingles!" "Thy mother was there first!" - Vasco Rodrigues, Pilot Major John Blackthorne (Shogun)

"Listen, father, I know the Ingles is an enemy and heretic, but he saved my life and he's a pilot before he's anything else. One of the best there's ever been. It's not wrong to respect an enemy, even to like one." "The Lord Jesus forgave his enemies. Still they crucified him, if you remember." - Vasco Rodrigues, Father Alvito (Shogun)

"It is true that great evil happens on earth in God's name." - Brother Michael (Shogun)

"I would rather be known in life as an honest sinner, rather than a lying hypocrite."

"Who will save your soul if you won't save your own?" - Who Will Save Your Soul? (Jewel)

"You don't have to die to be dead." - (I Remember The Rain)

"Have you ever tried to hold on to your humanity? When others convinced you of being no more than a subject, an object, which they can bend to their will. When they told you that you are a monster that deserved punishment. And you could not really remember your sins. When they took away your loved ones, leaving you to rot in the dark. The problem is that in their darkness, you have never been alone." - (KHOLAT)

"You don't deserve a natural death." - Hatred

"Can you hear your guardian angel crying? I can." - Hatred

"Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?" - Vaas Montenegro (Far Cry 3)

"God has a hard-on for marines. Because we kill everything we see." -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"With the number 13, tattooed on my neck. That ink starts to itch, black gon' turn to red." - Thirteen (Danzig)

"Pray you don't look at me, and pray i don't look back." - Thirteen (Danzig)

"He seemed to have demons of his own he was struggling to contain... and he was losing." - Marius (Diablo II)

“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.” - Raoul Duke (Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas)

"Some say i've become an alcoholic. I say i've become an author." - Methereaper

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Sleeping Dogs
A hunch can make or break you. Can make you go home to your family, or feed you to the city. Sometimes the hunch that keeps you alive will haunt little bit of a life you have left. The death toll rises daily, nothing linking them, each more paranormal than the last. A hunch can do many things. But sometimes, sleeping dogs are best left to lie.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17
Who Made Who? reviews
With the "successful" destruction of the war cruiser, Sheldon returns, intent on giving up his inventing. But the discovery of the XJ-10 Blackbird files piques his interest, bringing on a final project with the help of the BadLads. Can the Blackbird live up to it's design as successor to XJ-9, or will it be the scourge of all living things? To Sheldon, this android is so much more.
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9, Sheldon L., Vexus, OC
Found Out About You reviews
Mordecai held the keys to the truck everyone called Black Tear, knowing his life was about to change. Nothing mattered when he was behind the wheel. Not work, not life, not even backstabbing friends. If only he knew what lied in store for him the second he left his so called 'Best Friend' behind, realizing what a liar he was. Maybe he'll find what he wants on the road, miles away.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,509 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby
Shellshock reviews
Flippy feared the jungle. Feared the enemy soldiers. Feared everything. Vietnam held nothing but death and destruction for him, that is until he found an unlikely savior in Martin Light. The man who the natives believed could raise the dead with a starlight scope. The man who was the sole survivor of every ambush. If he could survive the jungle, then maybe Flippy could too.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2018
Bane Of The Weak: Northern Passage reviews
Lurking beneath the skin of even the strongest warrior is blood, and there's something dark crawling inside that of Finn The Human's. They had defeated him just like the previous times, however, something entered Finn when he picked up the sword. What happens when the great and noble Finn becomes the Harbinger of the end of times? Is he being controlled, or is it his choice?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Finn, The Lich
Cell reviews
None of their contingency plans, none of their drills, prepared them for what had started it. It was so absurd that no one in their right mind, or out of it for that matter, could foresee such a thing. Because, after all, who could resist a ringing phone?
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Mordecai, Rigby
The Rage Of Kyon! reviews
Kyon, tired of the mistreatment of him and his friends at the hand of Haruhi, decides it's past due to seek the normal life he deserves. However, it seems he was never meant for that life. After being confronted by a group claiming to be in search of a new world, he may have found a way to rid Haruhi of her power. Can you see reality in your eyes, when hate makes you blind? AU
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kyon
Red Barchetta: The Ballad of Ryan Cooper reviews
Had you told Ryan Cooper that he'd be tearing up the circuit in the near future, he would have laughed and kicked the tires of his car. His first race against the Jewels racing league had become legendary. The fact that anyone would challenge them, specially in an outdated GEO, was absurd. The fact he didn't lose was just so. Does he have what it takes to hang with the Jewels?
Need for Speed series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013
Reaper Of The Wastes reviews
The reaper is a Strelok, a dead man walking the ruins of Chernarus. It is not known whether he's a savior or a scourge to the survivors, and Ruby is the only one in the settlement of Berezino who believes he can save them from the attacks of the bandit group, Anarchy United. Acting alone, she leaves in search of the one they call Reaper. Is he the cure, or the curse?
DayZ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013
Vermillion Forever reviews
AU/Like any other team, they suffered the similar... problems. Once they put aside their differences, they realized what they were a part of. What they didn't know was the dark and destructive power lurking beneath the quiet Martin Light. Relying on modern weapons instead of his power, he fears becoming unleashed. Attending Beacon Academy shows him the dark power within himself.\AU
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - OC, Velvet S.
Nobody Loves You Like Me reviews
The Ganymedian war cruiser that was sighted could mean alot of things. A peaceful return of the evolved humans, or the imminent destruction of planet Earth. However, Jenny and Sheldon arrive to find an empty ship, seemingly devoid of life. After storming off and leaving Sheldon in the comm room, the cause of this lack of life appears, giving them an idea of what lies ahead.
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9, Sheldon L. - Complete
Martin Light VS Himself reviews
The magical land of Toronto, Canada. Home to demon hit-squads, renegade businessmen intent on destroying the world, and worst of all, overzealous musicians! Drafted by rumored bed wetter "Eddie Wedbetter", Martin finds himself escaping his past by playing guitar while living with the beauty he found on Craigslist. Slowly it becomes evident he can't hide from it, nor let it go. /AU\
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2013 - OC
The Ballad Of Romero Peacekeeper reviews
AU/ The summoning of a Gandalfr can only mean one thing. The coming of dark days. Thirty years after the last summoning, a second is called upon, in the form of a criminal. Romero stumbled into the portal, seeking refuge from the police and becomes Julia's new familiar. To atone for his murderous past, he must save the woman he's come to love. Will he be a savior, or destructor?\AU
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013
The Mortar, The Merrier! reviews
A canon style, almost no dialogue story in celebration of the 4th of July! STARRING: Flippy, Lumpy. FEATURING: Giggles, Flaky, Toothy, Cuddles, Sniffles.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Lumpy, Flippy - Complete
This Is Rebel Radio! reviews
One band's struggle for fame and fortune. Do they possess the skills needed, or do they possess something stronger, and darker.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011
Breaking The Chains reviews
What do you do when you can't understand the writing in your family's scrolls, don't get any respect from so-called friends, and become unglued to the world you know? Why, take the oath and make your own Kekkai! Original storyline, first story by me.
Kekkaishi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011
Happy Tree Town Chronicles, Book I: Shine reviews
Ever wondered how the town gained it's immortality, and how everyone found their homes? Well, follow us as we discover the secrets behind Lumpy's experiments, and how his work develops into curing death! Warning: Not for the faint of heart!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
They're Coming To Take Me Away! reviews
Story about some of my OCs being thrown into an therapy center, or Asylum if you will. Join them as they try to make it out alive. Prologue, is up.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010
Fuelin' Around reviews
Owning a Car may cost more than an arm and a leg! Starring: Lumpy, Handy, Toothy. Featuring: Lifty, Shifty, and Cuddles.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
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