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Joined 11-19-15, id: 7304903, Profile Updated: 12-03-15

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Name: Jetaqua but goes by Aqua

Powers: Air, like Jason, and Communication (talking to animals)

Gender: Female

Age: Unknown

Appearance: A 11-12 year old girl with wavy, shoulder-length, light brown hair. Light blue eyes. A light turquoise t-shirt with a sapphire pegasus on it. Slightly worn skinny jeans. Casual sneakers.

Personality: Strangely calm, natural leader, almost fearless. never selfish. Likes to hide her personality (guess how??)

Pokemon: Taillow, Leafeon, Arourous, Vulpix, Jolteon, Espeon, and a Zorua that can talk. Always has Taillow out to fly with.

Dragons: A Thornridge named Spike

A Tide Glider named Tempest

And now, here's a list of my most obsessive fandom in order:

1) Percy Jackson

2) Harry Potter

3) How to Train Your Dragon

4) The Inheritance Cycle

5) Pokèmon

Some other things I like...


If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z = 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Than:

K N O W L E D G E

or: 11 plus 14 plus 15 plus 23 plus 12 plus 5 plus 4 plus 7 plus 5= 96%

And:

H A R D W O R K

or: 8 plus 1 plus 18 plus 4 plus 23 plus 15 plus 18 plus 11= 98%

Both of them are good...but they fall just short of 100%

However...

A T T I T U D E

or: 1 plus 20 plus 20 plus 9 plus 20 plus 21 plus 4 plus 5= 100%

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On The Twelfth Day of Christmas J.K. Rowling Gave To Me:

Twelve Grimmauld Place

Eleven years of waiting

Ten galleons for Ron

Nine and Three Quarters

Eight tries to kill Harry

Seven Horcruxes

Six Weasley boys

Five chocolate frogs

Four Hogwarts houses

Three Deathly Hallows

Two radish earrings

And a wand that chose me!


Type your name with your knuckles: jd5aqhj (Okay)

Type your name with your nose: jetaqua (I have a very precise nose...)

Type your name with your elbow: jewtaqu7aqsw ( Close...)

Type your name with your eyes closed: jwtaqua (I only missed 1 letter...)


If life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.


The Night Fury's name may as well be Night Fury Get Down because of the number of times people say "Night Fury! Get down!"


Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher


In case you needed proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (So I'm supposed to give it to...?)

2. Staple's letter opener: Caution: Blades are very sharp. Safety goggles recommended (Wait a sec while I grab my safety googles to open this letter)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (shoot... that's the only time I have to curl my hair!)

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (And you thought I didn't know that...?)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Oh, thanks for the warning.)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (And against the tornado it would do what...?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Oh, good to know.)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (I thought we were supposed to stab them, though...)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (But I though it was instant death...)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (But hair coloring tastes so good on Mint Chocolate Chip!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (Oh, good, I thought the soap was radioactive.)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Only some?)

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...)

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

30. On a can of tuna-- "Warning: Contains Tuna" (Never would have guessed)

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MORTALS: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

MORTALS: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

MORTALS: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

MORTALS: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

MORTALS: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that mortals are stupid

MORTALS: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

MORTALS: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

MORTALS: would run if the were being chased

PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!'

MORTALS: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already!!!!


The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise I'll think of Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I will protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I'll try to remember Chiron

when I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I will remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I will remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I will remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I'll remember PJO wherever I may go


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You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...
You go to the Empire State Building and drive the guard nuts by asking for the 600th floor
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you uncap a pen, you hope it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
You didn't go look at page 203 in BotL because you have it memorized
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.
You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon
You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses???)
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a fire extinguisher
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.)
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO.
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.PERCABETH RULES ABOVE ALL ELSE. THEY SHOULD BECOME THE KING AND QUEEN OF OLYMPUS AND CAST HERA AND ZEUS INTO TARTARUS!!!!)
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
You're in love with a fictional character.
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.
You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number.
You want to learn Latin.
About 75-100% of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.
You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.
You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You name your pet fish Clovis
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).
You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
You try to talk to horses.
You try to summon the dead.
You try to summon lightning.
You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
You check to see if horses have wings before you ride one
When you go to the grocery store you look for Delphi strawberries
You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.
YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!

The Sweetsons Challenge: Reyna's View by Eeveecat1248 reviews
This entry for The Sweetsons Challenge is Reyna's POV of the Percy/Annabeth reunion/judo flip scene.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Reyna R. - Complete