LombaxChao
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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910484, Profile Updated: 02-06-14

Hey! This is LombaxChao

Here is some basic info about me:

Gender:Female.

Age:19

Fave thing:Big cuddly toy pikachu. (I use it as a pillow! =D)

Personality:I'm actualy a big kid really, I love R&C (Ratchet and clank) and I always doodle when I should be listening in class. I'm very quiet and I often daydream. I'm not that social either, kind of an introvert, I don't talk out often, I'm just a bit weird. (Yeah, "a bit"...)

Writing:I'm not a fan of romance, I prefer adventure, angst, family... Basically anything but romance. So don't expect any lovey-dovey stuff from me, at most I might hint at relationships and only if they are very prominent in the actual fandom (but as I said, I don't like romance so the fandoms I write about will distinctly lack major romances).


CURRENT FAN-FICS!!

Will begin uploading stuff soon. n_n


Updates:


FAVE BOOKS!!

Maximum Ride

Hunger Games

Gone

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

His Dark Materials

Inheritance Series

Harry Potter Series

Bartimeus trilogy

The Edge Chronicles

Inkheart

FAVE MANGA/ANIME

Fullmetal alchemist

Anima

Deathnote

Pokemon

FAVE FILMS!!

Harry Potter

Lord of the rings

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Mummy

Lion King

How to train your dragon

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Finding Nemo

Avatar

Sonic OVA

FAVE GAMES!!

Ratchet and Clank

Sonic the Hedgehog

Kingdom Hearts

Profesor Layton

Pokemon

Rayman (NOT the rabbids)


QUOTES!! (Cause their good)

"Don't call me small! I'll break down your feet and stick them on your head!" - Fullmetal Alchemist, Original anime

"Bombs are good. I love bombs."-Maximum Ride, TAE

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)"- Maximum Ride, TAE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!"- Maximum Ride, STWAOES (I LOVE this line)

Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.- Maximum Ride, TFW

"You're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?" - Maximum Ride, Max

"Troll - in the dungeons - thought you ought to know."- Harry Potter, TPS

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."- Harry potter, TGOF

"If only I could fly through the sky like a bird...Or swim through the water as freely as a fish...Why do humans wish for such things...? - Anima, Book 1 (Just some words at the start of the book that I like)

"Why am I naked too?" "'Cuz I'd look bad if it was just me!"- Anima, Book 3

"Smack my ass! Smack my ass!" - The mummy, Tomb of the dragon emperor

"I once sailed with a geezer who lost both of his arms, one of his eyes." "What did you call him?" "...Larry." - Pirates of the caribbean 3

"Bazinga." - Big bang theory

I swear to drunk I'm not God! - (I hear it everywhere)


INANIMATE OBJECTS THAT HATE ME

All of my uni's computers.

My computer.

My computers mouse.

My keyboard.

The fricking caps lock. (Notice a pattern yet?)

My phone charger.

The TV remote.

Footballs. (They seem to be attracted to my face...)

Automatic doors.

Revolving doors.

Doors.


ACTUAL PRODUCT LABLES THAT PROVE MANKIND IS EVOLVING BACKWARDS:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I've heard of sleep walking, but come on.)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Do they want people to steal?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Very helpful.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's only a suggestion. Why not eat it cold too?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops! Smart guy who designed the packaging..)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Surprise!!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (...Sigh...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could save lives getting the 5-year olds off the roads.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I would hope so.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where else would you use them? Underground? In space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(...Huh??...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh. My. God.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (A monkey would know that. Oh wait, we are monkeys...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (You'd never of guessed that.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Did this happen?... It must of hurt.)


WEIRD COPY AND PASTE STUFF!!

Some good advice.

No; #1; Love your enemies; it really pisses them off!

No; #2; Smile; it creeps people out.

No;#3; Don't hate people. Were all big hypocrites really

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think pikachus are cute, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own age, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Skillz)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either dateing someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

Save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate.

One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

People are like slinkies, their pretty much useless, but its still fun to push them down stairs.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow.

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look, a kitty!!

Why don't you ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is the fear of long words called "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"?

Why do Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. Three of us disagree with that, the fourth is undecided.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

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