CaptainJaneSparrow
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Joined 02-04-04, id: 533476
Hey! I'm 14 years old. I'm in 8th grade. I'm a girl, of coarse. hee hee! Mrs.Scissorhands is my best friend in the world. Johnny Depp is awesome! That's why I only write fanfictions with a character played by Johnny Depp in them.
For Johnny Depp and Captain Jack Sparrow fans, watch the "I'm too sexy Captain Jack Sparrow" video here:
Here are the words to the song:

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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Change of Heart by Emerald Imagination reviews
COMPLETE! Post-movie. Rainey was never caught, but now he needs help with chores around his house, so he puts an ad out in the paper for a maid. The only one to answer it is Madison, who was forced into it because her family is poor. Used to be PG-13.
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
The Nightmare Reopened by Breezybabe91 reviews
When Celina becomes Mort's new maid, Shooter comes back, and this time, to life! Full summary inside please read and review! Thanks! COMPLETED!
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Complete
Edward Scissorhands 2 by Mrs.Scissorhands reviews
A young girl, samantha, moves into a town that has alot of spirit,but the girl only wants one thing, and that is a friend, one day she runs away from home and finnaly meets someone who could be the friend of her dreams....
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004
Sparrow in the city! by flying with da Sparrow reviews
This is about Jack getting sucked into the 21st century! Elizabeth and Will are here too! I dont know if this should be a R! Finished
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,245 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004