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There may be some One Piece stuff going up. Eventually.

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Show me Skies on Fire by authenticaussie reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a boy in a tower. Then, he went on an adventure. (Well, truthfully, he got kidnapped.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 5/15/2016 - [Ace, Sabo, Marco]
(in)convenient coincidences by FireLark reviews
In which Ace is a thief, Marco is a thief and Sabo is…not quite a thief but he's still robbing a house so it's about the same when all three of them decide it's a good idea to break into a house at the same time. AU.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Marco, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Not everyday is a good day, live anyway by cand13 reviews
Not everyone tells the truth, trust anyway. Not everyone will love you back, love anyway. Not every game will be fair, play anyway. How else could anyone survive what they have and still be that lively? ASL growing up with Whitebeard story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,829 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Whitebeard Pirates - Complete
Inside Your Delicate Mind by Luna Darkside reviews
Kaito is a superhero CEO. Shinichi is his longsuffering personal assistant. /ShinKai & KaiShin, ironman!au, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
House Advantage by Luna Darkside reviews
The Tokyo Metropolitan Police Force takes its betting pool seriously. Especially when the topic is whom Kudou Shinichi should date. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Ghosts by HauntedCinders reviews
Hermione didn't ask for any of this to happen. She didn't ask to meet the man with the haunted eyes. She didn't ask to stupefy him in the street and she certainly didn't ask for what followed after...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Captain America/Steve R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
National Snuggle Bunny Day by Luna Darkside reviews
Kaito learns that there's nothing worse (better?) than being Kudou Shinichi's fake boyfriend. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Say When by Luna Darkside reviews
There's no honor among thieves, unless you're Kudou Shinichi. Kaito discovers this the hard way. /ShinKai & KaiShin, criminals!au, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,224 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
The Sound of Your Heart by Luna Darkside reviews
Knowing Shinichi's luck, it should come as no surprise that he ends up acting as Kaito's bodyguard six months after they've broken up. It does anyway. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/20/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Shine by Luna Darkside reviews
Kaito is a quirky artist who enjoys stealing his own paintings, and Shinichi is the long-suffering police officer assigned to stop him. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Ease by Luna Darkside reviews
Shinichi is an assistant police inspector who may or may not hate his life, Kaito is a well-meaning magician who gives free shows for the neighborhood children, and it all starts with a dove in a park. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,787 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
If Love's a Set of Lyrics by Luna Darkside reviews
Through some ironic twist of fate, Shinichi ends up dosed with a love potion. Which would be somewhat okay, if it didn't mean everyone he met instantly fell in love with him. Kaito thinks the universe might hate him. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/5/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Idyll by Luna Darkside reviews
In which Shinichi and Kaito are two world-famous actors who have had a disastrous falling out, and they've been cast as love interests in Hattori's latest film. /ShinKai & KaiShin, actors!au, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/24/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Unless He's a Matchless Match by Luna Darkside reviews
And that was how Shinichi accidentally became everyone's relationship counselor while remaining completely clueless about his own love life. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Phantom Shyraz reviews
Heist on Christmas Eve and Lady Luck decided to give her charge a special present. This white Christmas is certainly interesting. Ch01: Song-inspired, Ch02: the PARTY. KaiShin pairing.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
The Color of Your Soul by Luna Darkside reviews
After an incident at a heist, Shinichi and Kaito end up sharing headspace. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
When Blue Eyes Turn Green by TheBlackSwallow reviews
"Does Shinichi get jealous?" is the number one question that Kaito thinks about. Not remembering any instances when Shinichi actually got jealous, Kaito decided to take matters into his own hands. Two-Shot. KaiShin.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.] - Complete
My Darling Soulmate by Luna Darkside reviews
Shinichi isn't expecting his soulmate to be a criminal. Similarly, Kaito isn't expecting his soulmate to be six years old. Their lives are hard. /ShinKai & KaiShin, firstwordstattoo!soulmates!au, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
You for Me by Luna Darkside reviews
Three days after he gets his body back, Shinichi finds himself kidnapped and locked in a room. With Kid. If that isn't proof that the universe hates him, nothing is. /KaiShin & ShinKai, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Party Hard, Kids by Luna Darkside reviews
It was all fun and games until Hattori hired a Kid impersonator for Shinichi's twenty-second birthday. Which, in and of itself, might have turned out fine, had the Kid impersonator not actually been the real Kid. /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/4/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
You Make My Heart Go Boom by Luna Darkside reviews
Ran claims Shinichi and Kaito are dating. Shinichi claims they're not. Cutlery is bent, threats are made, and Hakuba's plans are thwarted. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Break the Lock If It Don't Fit by Luna Darkside reviews
The first thing Kaito does upon seeing tantei-kun's adult form is shriek, "Why didn't you tell me?" and kick him in the face. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Must Have Done Something Good by Luna Darkside reviews
Kaito, a starving university student, answers a mysterious advertisement for a well-paying job. He's not expecting to become the caretaker of four unruly kids with a very attractive father. He's also not expecting to fall for said attractive father. /eventual KaiShin & ShinKai/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,950 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Brotherly Duties by Luna Darkside reviews
Okay, so Hakuba never mentioned that he had a really, really good-looking roommate stashed away in his apartment. Kaito discovers this in a somewhat unfortunate manner. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Idol by Luna Darkside reviews
John's not entirely sure how, but there's a Japanese teenager (and his boyfriend) in their flat, and Sherlock could not be more thrilled. /requested by Myouki Kuroki, KaiShin & Johnlock, oneshot, complete/
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Requiem by Luna Darkside reviews
They were gods, once - gods who dared to love and paid the price. What will happen when they meet again, as thief and detective? /requested by Suezanne, KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.] - Complete
Life in Color by Luna Darkside reviews
"Shinichi hated how pretentious this whole setup was. An independently wealthy, unemployed twentysomething man letting a grubby, possibly homeless artist into his three-story mansion and serving him tea out of imported cups? It felt so condescending that he wanted to growl in frustration." /Shinichi x painter!Kaito, AU, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
House of Cards by V. Shalyr reviews
It all started when the strange side effects of yet another failed cure leave Shinichi in the care of an unusual magician. Eventually KaiShin
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,638 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Broken Smile by Tamashi.no.Koe reviews
Whether Fuji likes it or not, he is given all the privileges of a tensai and is used to it. What happens to him when this fallen angel no longer commands the respect of his peers? Disclaimer: boring people with no stomach for wild excitement, do not read.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,823 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Fuji S. - Complete