Just Call Me Shane
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Joined 04-26-09, id: 1915179, Profile Updated: 02-02-13

From Canada. Just outside of Toronto.

Ride a Black Kawasaki Ninja... she a beauty! Dont get to ride enough due to all the cold months... I should have been born in a sunny, warm part of the globe.

Favourite pairings are: Eric/Sookie, Blay/Qhuinn, Agron/Nasir and Buffy/Spike. Love the love. Not a lover of too much angst. Sucker for the HEA. Check out my Favourite list for some really great stories. I'm in awe of the talent.

Addicted to Fanfiction, paranormal novels about immortals, vampires, werewolves, fae... You get the idea. Also love and male/male romance.

Addicted to Tattoos... currently sporting one half sleeve on left arm, 3 covering the expanse of my upper back and shoulder blades, one on my lower back, one on right lower leg and ankle and an almost complete full right arm sleeve that includes a tribute to my 2 favourite vampires and their paramours, Eric/Sookie and Spike/Buffy. Used to have lots of piercings too but the job dictates being without. :(

Have a BA in Fine Arts ...Art and Art History. Minor in Sociology. Somehow i ended up in law Enforcement. An artsy rebel with a badge... fucking brilliant. Lets just say that I stand out where I work. Wouldn't have it any other way. :)

Music.. The Verve, The Kooks, Joan Jett, Paramore, OMD, Tears for Tears, In Flames, Arctic Monkeys, Belle & Sebastian, Billy Idol, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bloc Party, Blur, Brand New, Brazilian Girls, BFMV, Cat Stevens, Catherine Wheel, City and Colour, Coldplay, Alice in Chains, Hooverphonic, The Runaways, The The, The Pixies, Joy Division, Filter, CSNY, Neil Young, The Cure, The Smiths, Black Eyed Peas, New Order, Violent Femmes, U2, Travis, The Vines, Stone Roses, The Hives, Guess Who, Eagles, The Cult, The Cranberries, Talk Talk, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Ocean Colour Scene, Ladyhawke, Oasis, Nirvana, No Doubt, Moist, Metric, Juliana Hatfield, James Marsters, Ghost of a Robot, James, Holly McNarland, Hole, Green Day, Evanescence, Eurythmics, Depeche Mode, Deftones, Massive Attack, Bush, Avril Lavigne, The Breeders, Lush, Ride, Portishead, The Killers, JET, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sinead O'Connor, Peter Bjorn and John, Silversun Pickups, The Shins, The Fall, My Bloody Valentine, XTC, The Fray, Mobile, Paolo Nutini, Jets Under Fire, Keane, Orka Veer, Emily Haines and the Soft Skeletons, Dove, Red Star Romance, Richard Ashcroft, Dashboard Confessionals, Kasabian, 30 Seconds to Mars, Snow Patrol, Neverending White Lights, Incubus, Sonic Syndicate, Disturbed, Maroon 5, Babyshambles, Tool...

I could go on and on about music I like but I doubt anyone is still reading at this point. If you have any suggestions for something i might listen to feel free to message me.

You can also find me at justcallmeshane(dot)livejournal(dot)com and on Twitter at Twitter(dot)com/Marcy_I_Am or pleasejustcallmeshane on Tumblr, yummyskarsgard on YouTube:)

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Falling Down To Summerset by MrEeee reviews
ALL HUMAN: Full summary in author's note, Spike is Buffy's teacher. Taboo, M in future chapters. Read for giggles and spuffy goodness. Lot's of shirtless Spike included.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,294 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Spike, Buffy S.
Collide by NumberedWords reviews
From the moment he laid eyes on her, Eric couldn't get Sookie out of his head. Nothing worth having comes easy, but is what they have worth it? M for language and lemons. An AH/AU story, Eric POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 215,009 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Eric, Sookie
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Qhuinn and Blaylock: The Reveal by jasonwojnicz reviews
***Warning: Adult Content Strong Language-Violence-Nudity-Graphic Sexual Content Reader Discretion Advised***
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2012
New Year, New Beginnings by vikinglover elle reviews
Sequel to "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" It's the New Year and we find out what Sookie plans to do about Eric. Will she ever find out what he said to her? Does she go to Sweden? You have to read to find out. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,095 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Life Imitating Art by floogz reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a successful single event planner in New York City whose life is about to get a little more complicated and a lot more interesting. AH. Rated M for later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,770 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hope Is The Thing With Feathers by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story - Eric gives Sookie a gift
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,515 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Dead at Sea by seastarr08 reviews
AU/AH...Sort of. Sookie is on her way to America to marry a suitor, when there's a snag in her plans. A pirate snag, better known as the Northman.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sign Here by scribeninja reviews
Sookie does some online shopping and starts a fling with her UPS delivery man, Eric. Has plot, I swear. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
My Secret Obsession by EricTheNorthman reviews
AH Just when Sookie thought things could not get any more complicated between her and Eric, in walks Professor Northman, Pam, his wife Felicia, Professor Mason, Andre and any other obstacle that could possibly exist. Rated M for lemons and language! E/S
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,844 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Eric, Sookie
7Eleven by FaerieChild22 reviews
All-human AU. Stressed single mother Buffy Summers makes a late night run to her local 7Eleven when she crashes into a handsome man with attitude. At first affronted by her dismissal, Spike delights when he realises she had no idea who he is.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Buffy S., Spike
Baby, Let's Play House by greenlemons reviews
Sequel to Over the Hills and Far Away. Moving to Stockholm, being a new wife and settling her baby-daddy drama puts a lot of strain between the newly married Eric and Sookie. Will they remember what's important through it all? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,826 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Graveyard of Good Intentions: Redux by scribeninja reviews
The expansion of the one-shot of the same title. Sookie and Eric have been best friends since they were 8. They love each other, but fate and teen hormones have other plans. AH-OOC Rated M for lemons much, much later. HEA! Complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,544 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away by greenlemons reviews
After her carefully planned European trip is ruined because her boyfriend Bill is caught cheating, Sookie embarks on her own journey and runs into a handsome, Swedish man who spontaneously decides to accompany her on the trip. Eric/Sookie. AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,039 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Beautiful Mistakes by Spikesslayer8 reviews
Buffy and Spike have been best friends for as long as they both can remember. After one passion filled night together Buffy and Spike find themselves in uncharted waters. Cheating partners, a bottle of Jack Daniels, tight shirts, jeans and entangled limbs
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,543 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
What Dreams May Come by scribeninja reviews
AH-AU-OOC Sookie has been dreaming about an amazing man lately, a man so perfect that there is no chance he's real. But what if he is? And what happens when she meets him? Rated M for later chapters. E/S COMPLETE
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,191 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by stealingdreams reviews
In the midst of WWII, Sookie is dealing with the death of a fiance and how to move on. With men being enlisted, women are called upon to work. Sookie finds herself assisting the Patriotic cause in a bomber plant where she meets Project Manager Eric. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,571 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Need by sheba6086 reviews
Takes place about a week after the events in Book 9, Dead and Gone. From why Eric didn't come when Sookie was being tortured onward. No infringement on Charlaine Harris' characters intended. SVM is her sandbox. I simply stopped to play with her toys.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 191,373 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hair and Makeup by Suki59 reviews
Sookie is a makeup artist on a film starring the famous Eric Northman. What starts as a normal work day turns into something much more fun. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for two Lemon Tart Awards and a You Want Blood Award.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,466 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman Towers by evenflo78 reviews
Sookie moves in to a new apartment. Could her landlord just happen to be the man of her dreams? All human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,682 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hershey's Kisses by evenflo78 reviews
Is Sookie really the good girl everyone thinks she is? What if she has a bit of a wild side? A one- night stand leads to more than Sookie ever bargained for. All Human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Art of Immortality by Dusty273 reviews
Buffy has fallen in love with the work of an up and coming artist that has taken the world of art by storm. When presented with a rare opportunity to attend a private showing of his latest works, she accepts. Detailed summary inside.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,311 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Twinlets by Xela Xe reviews
Sequel to Singlets: Will and Spike are twins who have been lusting after their new, but sadly taken, roommate. What happens when Buffy comes home drunk one night and announces her split with one Riley Finn? Adult fun with twins: Spillfy of course! Contain
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,622 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
The Beginning by Xela Xe reviews
A companion piece to Twinlets and Singlets, though you can read them seperately if you so chose But why would you?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Spike, William - Complete
Fire with Fire by Dusty273 reviews
AU Story. A young woman studying in a Catholic school meets a tough, street smart young man serving a sentence in a state youth reformatory, they fall in love and must run away together to escape the reformatory, the school authorities and their parents.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,053 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Truth or Dare by Green-Eyed-Goddess reviews
Willow and Buffy are playing 'Truth or Dare' at The Bronze, when Willow dares Buffy to dance with Spike. What happens when one dance just isn't enough? Please R&R!!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,584 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Spike, Buffy S.