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I like to write sometimes.
I'm also very naive, and occasionally hard to relate to.

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Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clipped Strands of Fate by beegurl13 reviews
He was all she ever wanted, but growing up in a place where your destiny is not always your choice means making hard decisions. Will Bella accept her fate or fight for the man of her dreams? B/E - Rated M for lemons. My Entry for the Black Balloon Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,810 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,059 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Comes Naturally by playitagainsam reviews
Edward is married and devoutly Catholic, but what happens when he meets the love of his life two years later? Will he follow his heart or will he honor his past commitments and stay true to his faith? AU/AH, B/E/T, A/J, R/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,098 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 4/8/2009
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Hurts The Most by beegurl13 reviews
Who meets the love of their life when they're 17 years old? I did, that’s who. Edward Cullen's life is all planned out, what happens when he meets the girl of his dreams? Can things turn out as perfect as he planned? Non-fantasy continuation to the o/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,600 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
New Habits: Bad Habit, Book Two by AmeryMarie reviews
While Bella flees to NYC to escape her bad habits, Edward's left behind, clinging to his old habits. What will it take to make them realize some things are impossible to run from and some habits just can't be broken? Sequel to BH: Book 1. AH, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,080 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23171 - Favs: 15,569 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Really Meant To Say by beegurl13 reviews
He was gone, we were over and I was a mess... When Bella runs into Edward for the first time, a year after their breakup, with his new fiancee, how will it affect her? Will she be able to recover? Will he still love her? Continuation of O/S - E/B, M, AH **On Hiatus**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,977 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6996 - Favs: 10,710 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life Stealer by captainofyourship reviews
And we're inseparable, as much as we can be. We are the love affair of the century. There is a poem I vaguely remember from school that says "and none alive shall live to see the match of you and me" and that's us - me and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,836 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Unexpectedly by edieswan reviews
He's 32, married and completely broken. She's 17 and a closet recluse. When Bella Swan finally breaks out of her isolation by getting a weekend job in a bakery and serves the broken man, they unexpectedly form a taboo yet beautiful relationship. ExB M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,169 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing Afternoon by glasscannon.lj reviews
When Bella reverses her decision after the events of Eclipse, Edward counts the passing years, watching her live on without him. Post-Eclipse AU, Edward POV. Based on the song “Passing Afternoon” by Iron&Wine. Entry for the Black Balloon contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Captivated by contagiously reviews
At twelve years old, Bella fell in love with Edward Cullen. Too bad Edward Cullen was her older sister's boyfriend. AH. Fluff. Vignettes of a girl's first crush.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 4,873 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6122 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Man of Honor by Edward Anthony Mason Cullen reviews
All human Edward didn't plan on falling in love with Bella, but he did. With his feelings for Bella, finding out she's getting married hurts him even more. Can he bare threw the pain or will he lose Bella forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,412 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Let's Get This Started by nevershoutnever reviews
A new school year...Edward is no longer the short, pudgy boy, Rosalie returns after a failed modeling career, popular girl Alice finally notices outcast Jasper, star athlete Emmett loses his scholarship to Duke, and Bella wants to shed her good girl image
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,052 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
The Playing Field by mahoneybun reviews
Bella's passion for football drives her to play for her new school's team as Charlie's nephew. But how long can she keep up the charade? And what about her growing feelings for one of her team captains and quarter-back Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,970 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
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