My name is no one's business. I'm a college student from California. My age is 22. I have always had a thing for Twilight, although the movies killed it for me. Kristen Stewart my *. Bella deserved to be portayed by someone who actually has talent, and no I am not one of those jealous fan girls. I do enjoy making fun of "celeberties": Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, and any other person who believes they have talent just because their parents have spoiled them rotten. But I do believe that there are others who have proven that they have talent by working their way from the bottom: Justin Beiber, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Alex Goot, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, etc. I have no stories at the moment but I will... someday. lol. Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987 Regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN! You know you live in 2010 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. ╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed ╔══╦╦╦╦╦╗╔╦═╦╦╦══╗ A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Things that made me laugh: - My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. - One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. - OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird! - yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. - I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! - Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. - Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. - Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us - No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. =P - The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. - If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. |
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