Breaking Dishes
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Joined 04-24-09, id: 1913139, Profile Updated: 04-25-09

Konichiwa!!

How are you? Me? I'm fine! -Blushes.-

This is my first time ever being on here. Yeah, I've read some stories on here but I was not a memeber until now.

Here's a little more about moi"

Age: I am too young for you to hit on me.

Favorite Books: Hehe. This is going to take awhile.

Let's see:The parenthesis are the authors

Twilight, New Moon. Sadly enough, they are the only books I like out of the whole series (SM: Really? -Sad face.-) Yeah...the whole screw Jacob over and then the build up fight scene pissed me off. (SM: I'm sorry. I had to do it. Believe me, I had to do it. They were outside my window with pitchforkes and torches!) Who? (SM: -Glances out the window and sees a monkey raising its fist at her- N-no one.) Ooookay.

Shattered Mirror, Demon in my View, Hawksong, and Snakecharm by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes. When is she going to start writing again? (Amelia: Soon...) Are they going to be about the vampires again. I miss Risika, and the others. I liked the shapeshifters but not so much, you overdid it after Facolndance... (Amelia: Well excuse me for enlightening my readers. I wasn't trying to be like Shakespere and have my ending up in tradegy with Zane and Danica...This story was meant to be like Romeo and Juliet. But wait! Stephenie Meyer wrote New Moon that way...) Aww is someone sweepy?

Violin, Vittorio, Queen of the Damned, and Interview with the Vampire by the lovely Anne Rice. (Thank god...I'm one of the first vampire writters. I'm a veteran. I know what my readers want. If they want a fight scene...then they will get one. Hell...I almost set fire to Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire) Hehehe...but your vampires are weak compared to Amelia's and Stephenie's. (SM and Amelia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) That wasn't nice. At least she puts SEX in her books... (SM and Amelia: ...) (That's right, motherfkers!)

Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Othello. (What was that Amelia? You weren't trying to be like me? Everyone wants to be like me! HAHAHAHAHAHA) (But all of your characters die. Wah!) (That's why you will always be a failure! -Moustache twitches.-) (Now that's not nice. Apologize to Amelia. She is the youngest of us writers.) (Stephenie Meyer. Where do you get off with New Moon being like my star crossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet. I've read that piece of sh and I was utterly appalled that, that young man, Edmund would do such a thing.) (It's E-D-W-A-R-D, you pompous a. Well, at least they were about to die. By the awesome hand of the Volturi...-Dreamy eyed-) (Tut, Tut. They were the only ones I liked in that fictional waste land) (Amelia and Anne just look on...) Guys...no need to argue. They are just books... (SHADDUP!) ...-Pouts.-

Anything by Edgar Allen Poe. (That's sad...she likes ALL of my work.) (Shakespeare, Amelia, Anne, and Stephenie glare at him.) Because you're dark and twisted. You never fail to mention the bad things in life. I looove yooou.

A Christmas Carol, A Tale of Two Cities, Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens.

Moby Dick by Herman Melville.

Blood and Chocolate and Silver Kiss by Annette Clause

Daughters of the Moon by Lynne Ewing.

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.

The Vampire Legacy Series by Karen E. Taylor

Blood Hunters by Katherine Ramsland.

The Sweep Series by Cate Tiernan

Favorite Musicians:

Whithin Temptation, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Zombie Girl, Lady Gaga, Lacuna Coil, Hollywood Undead, My Chemical Romance, Sonic Syndicate, Marylin Manson, Ai Otsuka, Evanescence, ATC, Kylie Minogue, Tokio Hotel (Bill Kaulitz is sooo hawt), Skillet, Paramore, Flyleaf, The Fray, Mindless Self Indulgence, NIN, Metallica, Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Debussy (I was listening to him WAY before Twilight came out, my mommy is a music teacher! :)), I AM Ghost, and System of a Down.

Favorite Food:

Anything that is still alive.

Anime?

Hells yeah.

...Mind naming them?

Hells yeah.

Okay...um...Favorite Movies:

Harry Potter films, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Underworld Trilogy, Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, The Unborn, The Chronicals of Narnia + Prince Caspian (Ben Barnes could have a made a good Aro. WAH!), Pitch Black, The Chronicals of Riddick, Hell Boy + Golden Army, Batman: The Dark Knight. Rocky Horror, Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy. I AM Legend, The Ring and Ring 2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

I'm so lazy...I don't even feel like updating anymore.