![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Name: Mike Age: 25 Birthday: August 20th Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Gundam 00, Gundam Wing, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Inuyasha (make a better ending please, it sucked), Fullmetal Alchemist Favorite Video Games: World of Warcraft, Battlefield 2142, Tribes 2 and Vengeance, Jedi Knight 1 and 2, etc. Biographical Data: Well to start with, I've been reading many stories on this site for quite a while now. I've come to appreciate the reading here more than watching television, which is no small feat. After a while of reading my fair share of fan fiction (mostly from Naruto) I've decided to play my hand in the game, and make one of my own. I've always prided myself as somebody creative, getting a degree in graphic design is proof of that. But I've never really liked writing, at least I didn't like what I was "forced" to write back in school. It never really occurred to me how fun it is to create your own vision of a world using words alone. Yes I've done alot with drawing, and painting and the such, but it takes alot of skill to be able to convey a message both literally and symbollically using words. Images are easy when you draw them, writing them is a whole new ball game. But, difficult or not, I'm going to push hard to make the best fan fiction I can. The Family that Grows Together UPDATE: 8/2/2010 - Starting a new job and have been swamped with all that entails. Moving, working, etc. But please, know that I'm not abandoning the story. I'd never do that to you guys. Chapter 8 will be done. :D Faced with the growing threats against a newborn Uzumaki Naruto, the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen convinces his estranged son Asuma and his son's pregnant wife Kurenai to adopt the forsaken child, and spirit him away from Konoha for his own safety. After thirteen years spent in the capitol of Hi no Kuni as a Guardian to the Fire Daimyo, Asuma and his family return to a village he has finally forgiven to assist in stopping a plot to tear down Konoha from the inside out. In order to make a bright future from a troubled past, Naruto and his brother Juushiro, must stand their ground, united with their unshakable faith that any obstacle can be overcome if you fight to protect those dear to you. Because after all, family isn't about having the same blood. A mix of humor, action, and adventure, the Sarutobi family will show you that the family that fights together, grows together. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any other character licenced and registered under the Naruto manga franchise. Any and all characters named in accordance in this piece of third-party fan create fiction in reference to the manga, is thusly done without any financial gain or intent to circumvent creative licencing law. Sarutobi Juushiro is an original character and is thusly not to be used without my authority unless given prior permission to do so. ( I am not writing some ugly disclaimer into every chapter of this fiction. Its here, its clear, get used to it you blood sucking legal honkies.) ATTENTION: Shiro's Pairing Poll Has Closed! WINNER : Tayuya FAN FICTION CHARACTER IMAGERY: POST GENIN EXAM VERSIONS (EDITS: Images have been Retconned!) JAEROMARU'S ANGRY RANT CORNER (Read at your own risk. The things written below could very well blow your fucking mind. You've been warned.) Angry Rant Begin - Haruno Sakura Haruno Sakura, the Nina Meyer of the Naruto manga series (fellow fans of 24, your welcome :D). Bitch would no sooner punch a hole through the lead hero, just to see what was on the other side. Oh yes people, this girl is beyond a shadow of a doubt...THE most self-centered and unlikable bitch to ever grace a Shonen Jump comic. Issue after shitty issue, this waste of the X chromosome has consistently shown us how she values her needs above those of everyone else around her. Don't believe me? Lets take a look at her involvement in the story for the last few months. Case Number 1: The Village after Pain's Attack Your loving sensei is in a coma, your beloved village has been nearly obliterated, casualties are everywhere, and you're one of the best healers Konoha has right now. What do you do? Well if you're Haruno Sakura; you shanghai a team of ninja who were trying to help rebuild their home and recover from their battle injuries, tell them a boldfaced lie about your motives for assembling them in the first place, and then set out for another mission to convince your black-hearted "love- interest" to come back with you...AGAIN! So essentially what you're indicating here Ms Haruno, is that you feel that your pathetic little childhood crush for a man who couldn't give a rat's drizzling pre-cum about you, is FAR more important than helping to revive your precious teacher (who is like a mother to her mind you) as well as helping with the relief efforts to repair the village you swore to protect. Really? Why are we supposed to like you again? Aren't you supposed to be the main heroine of the story?! My god, for the past decade you've literally done jack-shit as far as heroics are concerned. If you weren't sniveling and crying in Part I, you were bitching and lying to people in Part II. Hell even Naruto, a guy who stubbornly believed Sasuke was redeemable enough to take a full-on face fucking from a crazy Kumo bitch, wasn't able to buy into your lame-ass "love confession." Even he, a person you constantly call an idiot, saw through your ploy to make yourself feel less responsible for making him miserable! Way to suck at life when you can't even fool the "baka" anymore. Case Number 2: Killing Sasuke We get it Sakura, you don't want to try and "save" Sasuke anymore...you want to kill him. We totally believe you. I mean its not like you were trying to gas your search party and then set off alone to confront the bastard. It would be silly to think you'd try to ditch them in order to JOIN Sasuke, seeing as how going to fight him alone would just be a pointless suicide we all know you couldn't commit to. That would be totally out of character for... you...oh wait. Jesus fucking christ you dumb bitch! Thank god Sai was around to give you the ol "goon hand" and stop you. Seriously, why in the hell did you waste Kiba, Lee, and Sai's time to come out there if you were just gonna give them a date-rape grenade to the face and then bugger off on your own?! They could have stayed in the village to help their families and save lives. But nooooooo...you had to be a cotton-candy haired cunt and pull more selfish shenanigans to make yourself feel more important than you actually are. Hey if you burn a few more bridges like that, I'm willing to bet everyone would forget about killing Sasuke. They'll focus on trying to kill you instead! Then you'll finally get your wish in being useful to that screwjob Uchiha. Lord knows he wouldn't fuck you to save Itachi's life. Hell lets be honest, I doubt even Akamaru would fuck you. Hear that? You Haruno Sakura aren't even worth being used as a dumpster for a dog dick. Case Number 3: Fan Service You know what? I'm saying this right here and right now... Sakura is one of THE frumpiest female leads of any anime I've ever seen. Look, even though this is a really shallow way of looking at it, most Anime chicks are SUPPOSED to be eye-candy for the male readers (and one in ten female readers...zing). Sakura has never been anything much to look at. I shit you not, every other female character in Naruto is ten-times more attractive and likable than her. Even the crappy filler-arc chicks have WAY more going on for them than she does. What? Is pink hair supposed to be some sort of exotic selling point, Kishimoto? You know what? GO FUCK YOURSELF! You have literally insulted every one of us by thinking that we're that narrow-minded! I couldn't care less if she had fucking leopard-print hair! Pink hair does not make a girl sweet and innocent. A girl BEING sweet and innocent, makes a girl sweet and innocent. Your readers are not that goddamn naive Kishi, so knock your shit off! Christ almighty...we Americans can make better Anime characters than you! God Sakura pisses me off... Rant over. PS: I'm writing this postscript to establish that I wrote this rant almost a week ago, shortly after 481 came out. Now I've just seen some spoilers for 482...I won't say much but I will say this. Fucking told ya so! Angry Rant Begin - Filler Characters Gotta love the new vanilla characters they added as a after thought during the Kage Summit Arc. Ao, that guy from Kiri...hes is by far the most unoriginal one of the bunch. Not only does he look like a Potara fusion of Auron and Wakka from Final Fantasy X, but his special ability comes from...get this guys...an implanted doujutsu. Holy shit! Is that new and exciting or what?! I'll give em a little credit...they used the Byakugan instead, but jesus...Am I to always assume that a person with a covered eye, has a stolen doujutsu? I'm still waiting for the Mizukage to move her hair out of her face to reveal the fucking Rinnegan. Nowadays, I think a bigger surprise would be if somebody wore an eyepatch to cover up the fact that they DIDN'T have an eye underneath. Pretty sad when the common function of something is more unexpected than the alternative uses cooked up for fiction. Were fucking tired of this bloodline eye shit you keep shoving down our throats! BE MORE ORIGINAL! Rant over. Angry Rant Begin - Danzo vs Sasuke Is it just me or is the Sasuke and Danzo fight one of those, "who gives a flying fuck" kind of fights? I mean seriously. Universal Rule: Nobody cares who wins in a battle between assholes. In one corner, we have Sasuke. This tool is quite possibly the most overblown side-character in anime history. Didn't intend to even include Sasuke in the manga in the first place eh Kishi-san? (its true, look it up) Coulda fucking fooled us man. Hell the entire year of the manga has been all about pumping that emotionally-stunted fuckwad up with overpowering, ripoff, super moves that make absolutely no sense. Fighting four Kages at once on equal footing? Kiss my ass! Honestly...(and I'm being dead fucking serious about this)...that recent issue, when Itachi showed up at the end... I really believed that Sasuke had finally transformed into his brother. Like I thought that after Sasuke had stolen enough of his techniques, his body magically mutated into Itachi's. Sad right? And the techniques themselves aren't even ninja moves! His eyes summon a Gundam for crying out loud! Does Kishi even give a shit anymore? There is absolutely nothing stealthy about having the Iron Giant shoot giant flaming arrows at people. Seriously... the Sharingan ended up becoming one of the the most poorly developed ideas...ever. Cool looking eyes don't sell it anymore man. Knock your shit off! And then in the other corner we have Danzo. This guy was originally a throwaway "who-gives-a-crap" character added in the beginning of Part II. But then for no viable reason, he ended up becoming one of THE main bad guys. Orochimaru who? Exactly. Kishi you tried to work in a new primary antagonist and it blew up in your face. So tell me...what kind of evil, sinister genius did you see fit to give us after months and months of build up? We're rewarded with a guy who looks like something out of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. (Carl's eyeball body anyone?) You GAVE him a fucking Sharingan eyeball arm... Just when we thought the overuse of Sharingans couldn't get any worse, we get this douchefuck who jammed a bunch of them on his arm like a goddamn Bedazzler. What? Did you think that was fucking clever? Jesus christ, if I wanted to see this crap, I'll just stick with Adult Swim. At least its in color and makes me laugh for the RIGHT reasons. So there's our epic combatants people. A couple of heels. And if you don't get the reference, a heel is a "bad-guy wrestler". Yeah, you heard right. I'm saying Danzo and Sasuke are just like the cliche, over-the-top, asshole wrestlers, that are scripted and guided into being hated so the audience has somebody to boo. This is what I'm reduced to. I'm literally comparing the Naruto manga to shitty, American "showboat wrestling." Thats just EPICLY bad. In fact, I'd RATHER watch that horseshit nowadays than bothering to read the newest Naruto online. I'm dead serious. But unfortunately, like many of you, I'm a Naruto manga massochist; clinging desperately to the hope that Kishi will someday have an epiphany and fix up this mess. I'm not holding my breath. Rant over. |
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