![]() Author has written 11 stories for Jedi Apprentice, Star Wars, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Hi, everyone! I’m Star Wars and Skillet! Or you can call me Rilla, either one works. I hope you all enjoy my stories. Most of them will have a lot of humor in them because, honestly, I love to make people laugh. I am a Christian. Hope that doesn’t scare any potential readers away. I don’t cuss or swear in any of my stories. Except for the “Christian cuss words” I got from Tim Hawkins’s Alternative Cuss Words video on YouTube (if you haven’t seen it before, you should check it out). I love Skillet and Star Wars (as my username suggests). Actually, I love Christian Rock in general. I love reading humor fics and I absolutely LOVE Obi-Wan Kenobi! I also think that the relationship between Obi-Wan and Anakin was purely father/son and brother/brother. Nothing more, nothing less. Please feel free to review my stories. But please, no flames. I’m still new to this whole writing thing. I would like to thank my little sister, Rilme Caatl, for being my biggest fan and my proofreader. (She also drew, and probably will draw, all of my cover art.) About my stories: Most of, if not all, my stories will be written in an alternate universe. In this universe, Obi-Wan and Rilla, aka me (don’t judge me),are twins and are both trained by Qui-Gon Jinn. Most of their friends are from the same planet as they are and are allowed to visit their families, as are the twins. They are also allowed to marry and have families of their own (my ideal Jedi Order) but that only applies to them and their group. Obi-Wan and Rilla are ten years older than Anakin. Meaning they were 20 when Qui-Gon died and Anakin was about 10. Also, the Clone Wars lasts 8 years in this universe and Anakin doesn’t turn to the Dark Side. Oh and Bant is their adopted sister. I apologize for how messy my story timeline is. I haven’t entirely figured out my Star Wars universe yet. Hopefully I will soon. I’ll probably add a list of all my OCs at the bottom of my profile and their relation to Obi-Wan and Rilla in the near future. A note about a chapter in my first story... I know that the Star Wars galaxy doesn’t follow the same calendar as we do or have the same years but I didn’t think about that until after I posted it. I might go back and change it at some point but for now it’ll stay that way. My sister also writes stories, set in the same universe as mine. Her’s are mostly about Tahl, Bant, and Rilme’s adventures and later Rilme and her Padawan’s adventures. I will be helping her write them and some may end up being sequels (for lack of a better word) to some of mine. Be sure to check them out. I’ve favorited her, so you can easily find her stories. I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Dearheart, Destiny J. Adams, Siberian Christmas, Annabell Mor'Loki, Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, AnotherBook, Star Wars and Skillet When ever you here the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy paste this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.' You Know You Love Reading If... You've ever read past two in the morning You've ever wished you could go into the book and strangle a character for being so incredibly dumb You literally have ten or fifteen books going at the same time You talk to the characters You get really excited when a new book you've been waiting for is released You take your latest book everywhere you go You have your latest book in bed with you You read while talking on the phone You're talking to your dad on the phone and he asks 'what are you doing', and you answer 'reading', and he sarcastically says, 'well that's a surprise' You hide away in your bedroom to read You freak out every time someone mentions going to the library You have your own personal library You are able to tune out your surroundings and background noise so you literally can't hear or see a thing around you except your current book You consider your books to be your friends You Know You're a Star Wars Nut If... You can write in Aurebesh You are the living version of Wookieepedia You have insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo' You refer to children as 'younglings', elevators as 'turbolifts', and bathrooms as ''freshers' You quote Star Wars all the time on purpose You quote Star Wars all the time without knowing it You talk about Star Wars all the time and your family gets really sick of it You hate when people get Star Trek and Star Wars mixed up You hate when people make fun of the Jedi You have memorized the Jedi Code You have attempted to use a glow stick as a lightsaber You hate it when people say Star Wars isn't for girls You understand any of this If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read a book or seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you get super silly when you're tired. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into you profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile. Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile. If you include a profanity in the summary of your fic, you need to go home and rethink your life. CP this into your profile if you agree. If you use any object you can get your hands on as a microphone when you’re singing, copy and paste this into your profile. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. Complete Stories: Star Wars 9/11 New Padawans Play Ball Scarred Being There Why Obi-Wan and Anakin Aren’t Allowed to Cook New Skills Before the Knighting Upcoming stories: I’ve got quite a few planned at the moment. Stories in Progress: Troy and Rilla- In the process of rewriting one of the chapters. After that, I really don’t know what the next chapter will be. Requests would be much appreciated. In the Kitchen- I’ve got the next 5 or 6 chapters planned, now I just gotta write them. Recovery- I know how the majority of the story will play out, the problem is just writing it all. Therefore, updates will probably be slow. I’m not giving up on it though. |
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