![]() Author has written 12 stories for Little Women, Pride and Prejudice, Shakespeare, Giver, Emma, Misc. Books, Chronicles of Narnia, Cinderella, Bible, and A Little Princess. Name: Not telling. : ) Age: 20-something Location: Northeast USA Website: afairmaiden[dot]weebly[dot]com Likes: Garfield, cats, glittery gel pens, snow, trains, Twix ice cream, Jelly Belly jellybeans, pumpkin pie, Lindt, pink, movies: The Parent Trap, Fireproof, Courageous, A Letter to Three Wives (black-and-white version), The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (the BBC version), A Christmas Carol (all versions, but especially the Muppet version), A Charlie Brown Christmas, books: Jane Austen, the Christy Miller series by Robin Jones Gunn, the Chronicles of Narnia, The Chronicles of the Infinite trilogy by R.J. Larson, music: Kutless, Skillet, Matthew West, Casting Crowns, Chris Tomlin, Mark Schultz, and many more Dislikes: Swearing, whining, drunk people, black olives, blue cheese, Spanish/Irish/60's/folk music, most video games, change Just so you know: My little sister used to use my account on occasion to write reviews. If you got one that looks like a child wrote it, it wasn't me. She also wrote the Romeo and Juliet fic after I explained the plot to her. IMPORTANT! note about songfics The use of copyrighted lyrics is banned under ffn’s terms of service for a reason. Now, chances are your fanfic will never be read by anyone famous or their lawyers, but that's beside the point. Use lyrics as sparingly as possible so it falls under fair use and you can get a point across more clearly. That said, here are some ideas for songfics I would like to read: Speak Now, Taylor Swift – Elinor/Edward, Sense and Sensibility (although after reading Mercy's Christopher and Elinor, they may be my new favorite couple) or Fanny/Edmund, Mansfield Park Caroline, Seventh Day Slumber – Pride and Prejudice Back to December, Taylor Swift - Persuasion note about spammers/flamers Two words: user block. I discovered this feature a few days ago. Yes, I knew it was there, like I knew about the delete key on my keyboard. It wasn't until a friend pointed it out that I understood its usefulness. Favorite quotes: "The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey "Modern culture is a study in moral schizophrenia." David Crabtree "Love is not a fight, but it's something worth fighting for." Warren Barfield, Love is Not a Fight "Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." Alexander Hamilton "Evil triumphs when good men do nothing." Edmund Burke "The limit of this chapter as we approach Friday is a test." Mr. Jones Bonus: Who owns the fish? Psalm 100:1 - Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands. 2 Serve the LORD with gladness: come before his presence with singing (KJV). Ephesians 2:8 - For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith - and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God - 9 not by works, so that no one can boast. 10 For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do (NIV). Romans 12:2 - And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God (KJV). Proverbs 26:28 - A lying tongue hates those it hurts; and a flattering mouth works ruin (NIV). Proverbs 15:1 - A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger (NIV). Hebrews 13:2 - Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares (KJV). Look at the weather or turn on the news. Any way you look at it, the world's a mess. The people you care about will let you down. Strangers will make you lose faith in humanity. Your stuff will break and your money will disappear. If you can see it, one day you'll lose it, so don't hold on too tightly. So what are you living for? When all is said and done, what will you have to show for your life? What gives your life meaning? 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot (I highly doubt this, but whatever). If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. -On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair) Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? Directions to Llama-land: Don't run in the school hall; gliding is more fun! I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either married or fictional characters in books or movies. Love your enemies! It really bugs them! I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there. Best friends. We're the ones who practically live at each other's houses, stay up all night talking about absolutely nothing, dance until were out of breath, laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though we're complete idiots. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. : (\_(\ ...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...* Kindly ignore any stories written over five years ago. Please. I know they're not good and best left forgotten, but I also don't want to take them down because I know the frustration of trying to find a story I liked once only to learn that the author deleted all their old stuff. |
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