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Joined 04-25-09, id: 1914309, Profile Updated: 07-28-09
Author has written 4 stories for D.Gray-Man.

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me; I quit!'"

HURR HURR HURR.

HINTON HELPER IS JIMOTHY'S FRIEND.

No, you're not allowed to know what that means.

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Happy, Happy Days by jxp7962 reviews
Five times in which Izaya laughs insanely. Shizaya. Rated M to be safe.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Luster Or The Way They Are by myfreudianslip reviews
Kanda’s never been one for patience.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
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Tabletop reviews
Chaos runs in the Black Order role-playing club. Former game master, the Millennium Earl, is missing. In his absence, Road has taken control of the poor exorcists' fates. Can anyone stop this madwoman? Sure. If anyone can roll a D20.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010
Split Shoe Scenario reviews
A uniform, a gargantuan scar across my chest, and a split shoe. Great way to pay me back, God.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Disappointing reviews
Despite her infinite superiority, she felt like she had lost something. And she had. Allen had been entertaining to her, but of course he could do nothing now… Rated to be safe.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Road C. - Complete
Bruise reviews
We have no time left. Can't at least this last? Yullen. Character death. Lime.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete