Lynnette Sylvia Rose
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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Introduction:

Hi! I have started on my first fanfiction and it might take some time to complete because I'm planning for it to be very looooooong. XD

Some Info About Myself:

Pen Name: Lynnette Sylvia Rose

Real Name: Not telling you. Why should I even tell you?

Age: What? You even want to know this?

Birthday: Seriously? Shut up now.

Country: You probably already know this. If not, scroll up and read.

Favourite Colour: Finally. Something not personal. Well, I like all shades of blue. Second favourite? Silver. Third? Green and purple.

Colours I dislike: Red, Orange, Yellow, Pink.

Pets I would like to own: Dogs FTW!!! The rabbits (Orange Holland Lops are AWESOME). If not... maybe hamsters?

Animals I like: Erm... I think there's too many to list...

ZEUS

You like being in charge. (Definitely.)

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President. (Though very likely.)

You do what’s best for everyone.

You have multiple exes. (Eh.)

You think you have what it takes to run for President. (I would love to show the guys what ladies are made of.)

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides. (Planes are awesome.)

You are hydrophobic.

6/10 (I don't really like Zeus...)

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally. (I wish to.)

You hate seafood. (With the exception of fish, crab and prawns. So... half mark?)

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (Planes can be rather boring at times.)

You are acrophobic.

7.5/10 (Awesome!)

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (The dark is awesome! I love being in the dark but I dislike writing poems.)

You experience bad moods on a regular basis. (Yup. Especially if boys irritate me.)

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone. (I prefer spending time alone.)

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (True.)

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

6/10 (Not that bad, after all.)

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops. (I like to find out about the species of flowers there.)

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10 (Not too bad.)

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive. (Very, very competitive. I hate losing.)

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10 (Luckily for me.)

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (Definitely. I love having loads of knowledge.)

You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.

Half of your birthday presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. (I'm a peacemaker. And I dislike history.)

You’re the valedictorian in your class. (Not yet, but I'm quite near the top of my class.)

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (Hardly possible in Singapore. But kind of close, so half mark?)

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7.5/10 (Never thought Poseidon would beat Athena. Though I feel that in terms of personality, I'm more like Athena.)

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. (Creative, yes. Artistic, no. Half mark?)

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3.5/10 (Hm.)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it is to hunt down monsters.

8/10 (Cool.)

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10 (Hm. Seems like I'm not a daughter of Hephaestus after all.)

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup. (I hate makeup.)

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You love romance.

Your motto is “It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (Duh, when I brush my teeth there's a mirror right in front of me.)

4/10 (Thank goodness.)

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster. (Sometimes.)

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class. (One of them, at least.)

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. (Sounds like Athena's thing...)

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (Those comments are awesome.)

7/10 (Not bad at all...)

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10 (Thankfully for me. I'm definitely not like Dionysus in any way.)

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment. (Definitely not.)

You like magic. (Harry Potter kind of magic, not those kind where you pull rabbits out of hats.)

You like Harry Potter.

You're bold.

You hate when people think you're the bad guy.

You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.

You couldn't care less about fashion.

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands. (I would never imagine myself doing that.)

You like being different from everybody else.

You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.

7/10 (Hm. Not that bad at all.)

Oh. I'm Poseidon's and/or Athena's daughter after all. YAYAYAYAY. They both tied.


If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%. (Actually I would be the 0.00000000000000000000001% who would say this, "Wow. Justin Bieber commiting suicide. Totally awesome." Then I would put on sunglasses, sit on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the moment.)


Supports:

Percabeth (Definitely. Duh.)

Pothena (Favourite couple ever. They're my favourite god and goddess.)

Percathena (Weird, and although it may break up two perfect couples, it's still kinda awesome.)

Frazel

Thalico (It's forbidden, but why not?)

Hertames (Nice to see Artemis have a change of heart towards guys.)

Jasper


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy .
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
My friends say I look like a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Urgh. I hate stereotypes.


If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Wanted by Hunter Hayes

Waking Up: We Are Young by Fun

First Day At School: If This Was A Movie by Taylor Swift

Making Your New Best Friend: Closer by Teagan and Sara (Totally suits.)

Falling In Love: Red by Taylor Swift (Very depressing indeed.)

Breaking Up: One More Night by Maroon 5

Prom: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark by Fall Out Boy (What...)

Graduation: Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson (Doesn't fit at all...)

Life's Okay: Made In The Usa by Demi Lovato

Death of a Close Friend: Jumpstart by These Kids Wear Crowns (Two completely different moods.)

Mental Breakdown: Some Nights by Fun

Driving: Pound The Alarm by Nicki Minaj (You mean pound the horn?)

Flashback: A Thousand Years by Christina Perri

Getting Back Together: La La La by Naughty Boy

Birth of Child: Beautiful by Mariah Carey

Wedding Scene: Slow Down by Selena Gomez

Car Accident: Oh La La by Britney Spears

Final Battle: Reload by Sebastian Ingrosso

Death Scene: Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae

Funeral Song: Brokenhearted by Lawson

End Credits: Titanium by David Guetta


ipod shuffle quiz thingy

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?

Price Tag by Jessie J

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?

I Need Your Love by Calvin Harris

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

She Wolf by David Guetta

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?

Chasing The Sun by The Wanted

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?

Mirrors by Justin Timberlake

6. What am I afraid of?

Holy Grail by Jay-Z

7. What will I be doing in a few years?

Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae

8. What is some good advice for me?

It's Time by Imagine Dragons (To do homework. Sigh.)

9. What should I do instead of this quiz?

Catch My Breath by Kelly Clarkson

10. Will you get married?

Learn To Love Again by Lawson

11. What is the story of your life?

Be Your Everything by Boys Like Girls

12. How can you get ahead in life?

Try by Pink

13. What is the best thing about your friends?

Beautiful by Mariah Carey

14. What song describes you?

Daylight by Maroon 5

15. How does the world see you?

22 by Taylor Swift

16. Will you have a happy life?

Wanted by Hunter Hayes

17. How can I make myself happy?

Take Back The Night by Justin Timberlake

18. What should you do with your life?

Here's To Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne


End Of The World

1. Put your playlist on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Burn by Ellie Goulding

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Wide Awake by Katy Perry

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Suit & Tie by Justin Timberlake

WHAT IS 22?

What About Love by Austin Mahone

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

What The Hell by Avril Lavigne

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Blow by Kesha

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

She Wolf by David Guetta

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Jumpstart by These Kids Wear Crowns

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Innocence by Avril Lavigne

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Popular Song by Mika

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Give Me Love by Ed Sheeran

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Wild Ones by Flo Rida

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Get Lucky by Daft Punk

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Die Young by Kesha

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Closer by Teagan and Sara

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Gold by Britt Nicole

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Stay by Rihanna

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Can't Hold Us by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Wild Ways by Kyle Patrick

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Ready Or Not by Bridgit Mendler

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

I Choose You by Timeflies

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Fly by Nicki Minaj

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

The Fighter by Gym Class Heroes

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Standing In The Dark By Lawson

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

End Of The World by Before You Exit


Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

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Pothena: Teenage god and goddess by Tasha-writes reviews
When Zeus finally gets enough of Poseidon and Athena's bickering he sends them to Earth as teenagers where they have to learn to work together in order to get back to Olympus. In light of recent developments I am rewriting this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Athena, Poseidon] [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
What do you mean! by WaterMimi23 reviews
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The Rants of the Mighty Athena by PeaceLoveAndCheese reviews
Series of one-shots. We all know that Athena and a certain sea spawn have an on-going rivalry. So, let's take a look at the everyday life of the goddess and how our favorite demigod hero can ruin the brightest of days...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Athena, Percy J.
The Truth of Poseidon and Athena by MintChocolateChip13 reviews
The true story of Poseidon and Athena. Rated a high K plus for language and minor other stuff. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Athena, Poseidon
A Rude Awakening by MrsEDarcy reviews
A select few of the Olympians are teenagers, and they're about to learn something disturbing. Even in Camp Half-Blood, there's prejudice. If you're really different, then they want nothing to do with you. Now the gods are trying to fit in. But it turns out they don't understand modern times as well as they thought. Or the cruelty that their children could dish out when threatened.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] - Complete
Operation: Pothena by Newage416 reviews
Aphrodite is up to her old tricks again, but this time, Poseidon and Athena will be at her mercy. After a heated argument between the two, Aphrodite will do anything to get the two together, but will it work? Will the enemies turn into lovers, or will Aphrodite's antics destroy Olympus in the process? All Pothena!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Champion of the Pit: Destiny's Warrior by TheseusLives reviews
A great hero's descent to Tartarus leads to pain and strife, but results in the last hope for Earth. After the Second Titan War and the Second Giant War. Rated M for language, violence, gore, adult themes, etc. Now Percy x Athena, and Thoth x Hestia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,523 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Athena, Percy J., Hestia - Complete
Couples Denial by Percyjacksonfan3 reviews
How did all of our favorite couples get together? Well this story tells you how. Read to find out! Better then this summary makes it seem. T for swearing. CURRENTLY ON HOLD!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013
Percy Jackson Meets Taylor Swift, Red by MrsEDarcy reviews
A collection of fics based around the sixteen songs from Taylor Swift's new album Red. They will feature a different couple or person every chapter and be largely based on the song lyrics. Some couples to expect include Percabeth, Tratie, Thalico, and more. After all who understands love quite like this country princess? Largely couple based, because of the subject material.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012
She's a Rebel by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
Song, lyrics, and cover go to Green Day. What will Arielle Jackson do when she finds she's Athena? That she has to save not only the mortal world, but the one on Olympus? And what about Hera? Does she still have it in for her? The final battle between Athena and Hera comes...but who will prevail? Is this story complete? You decide!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Enemies turned Lovers by Thorakis God of Fate and Chaos reviews
3,000 years have passed and Poseidon and Athena are still rivals but with each spat,the more they grow closer. now a new powerful god has appeared and the two rivals must work together to find and train the young god,while falling love with each other
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,062 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Athena, Poseidon
Pollo, You Freaking Idiot! by MrsEDarcy reviews
Apollo messed up big time and has left Mel to deal with the repercussions of his actions. Now she and the campers have to restore the Olympians memories before the world goes insane. There's something already up with her parents. Why do they keep glancing at each other awkwardly? Ugh! If Apollo thinks Mel's going to date him after this, he is so wrong! Sequel to Love Quest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,664 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] OC - Complete
Thoughts of the Tide by MrsEDarcy reviews
Poseidon is of the eldest Olympians and everyone believes they know who he is. To some he's the annoying brother, to others the cool uncle, and to others the restless god of the seas. Of course he is all these things, but how exactly does one become themselves? While talking to his son, Poseidon gives the overview of his life, trying to explain why he is who he is. Slight Pothena.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Poseidon, Athena] - Complete
Love Quest by MrsEDarcy reviews
It started innocently enough. The Aphrodite cabin just wrote down their favorite couples. However now that their mother has intercepted it everything has gone mad. Who will end up together? What extremes will Aphrodite and her children go to? And will this new goddess be key to success? Contains Pothena, Percabeth, Hertames, Tratie, Jasper, Thalico or Thuke, and OC. After Giant War
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,838 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] Aphrodite, OC - Complete
Skeletons in the Closets of Eternal Maidens by MrsEDarcy reviews
Athena and Artemis are considered the perfect two up on Olympus. They don't break the rules, they always follow orders. However even they have secrets and their nosy sister-in-law is determined to find them out. Where does Athena keep going every night? Why is Artemis so attached to her one hunter? Will they turn the world as we know it on it's head. Contains Pothena and Hertames.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] [Artemis, Hermes] - Complete
Everything about You by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
They thought there was nothing worse than high school; and then college came along. Now, Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Ares, Artemis, and Apollo are beginning to realize that school, of any kind, is the least of their worries. Babies? Marriage? Temper tantrums? And what the heck is Hera doing to Athena? The mass confusion and evil has just begun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Passing Notes by I am Thalia daughter of Zeus reviews
We've all done it at one point. The gods are no exceptions. Read and laugh along with Aphrodite as some of your favourite characters pass notes during Zeus's lectures. All's fair in love and war. Read, Review and enjoy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Athena Can Have Fun, Too by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
"PUH-LEEZE, Owl Head, you wouldn't know fun if it came up to you and bit you on the butt!" "Oh yeah? I bet you 700 drachmas that I can have more fun than you and Apollo combined!" "It's on! Loser wears Aphrodite's clothes!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,054 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
You Never Know by music is freedom reviews
What happens when Percy and his friends were made immortal by the gods. When he finds out Annabeth was cheating on him. When he was made a Warrior of Chaos. What happens? You never know. My first fanfic, please review! Rated T just to be sure!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Percy J., Athena
An Unexpected Romance: A Percathena Story reviews
After Percy has defeated Gaia and her forces, he finds out that Annabeth was cheating on him. Then, he gets sent to Poseidon's palace to train as a god and is eventually a god. What happens after he becomes a god? Will love between Athena and him spark? Rated T because there may be some scenes which are unsuitable for children. And because I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Percy J., Athena