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hi peoples I'm not going to tell you my name but yah...

Differences between Normal People and PJO fans...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast...

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings...

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid...

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid...

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms...

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation...

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't know of this

PJO FANS: MUST know of this

Differences between Friends and Best Friends...

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince...

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you...

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying...

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry...

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda...

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you...

FRIENDS: Give their umbrella to you in the rain...

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and run...

FRIENDS: Will help you move...

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies...

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail...

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink...

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food...

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa...

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry...

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore...

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number...

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial...

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back...

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue..."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you...

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing...

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' a* that left you...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door...

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Ask for a tissue...

BEST FRIENDS: Use your shirt as a tissue...

FRIENDS: Ask to sleep over...

BEST FRIENDS: Already have their clothes packed...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone...

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

POP quiz!

What's your name?

Not telling

Gender?

I’m a girl

Age?

13

Birthstone?

Emerald

Zodiac?

Taurus

Astrological Sign?

Look up

Height?

I don’t feel the need to tell you that let’s just say I’m short

Weight?

Why do you ask?

Hair Color?

brown

Are you in love?

No………..maybe……….yes?

With who?

I have no idea

Are you lying to me?

Honestly yes

Do you have an imaginary friend?

No...?

Do you want an imaginary friend?

Depends on whether or not there a jerk cause I have enough real life of those

Look to your left. What do you see?

A wall

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

sleeping

What was the last thing you yelled?

Holy Shit Zombies!

Do you believe in magic?

duh

Do you believe in faeries?

Yes I do

Whos your crush?

Like you really want to know

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Have you?

More than once?

si

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Say “well that hurt”

Type with your feet.

Been there done that

Was that fun?

I wasn’t paying attention

Run around the house. How do you feel?

Why would I want to do that

Do you own a credit card?

nope

Do you like to shop!

for video games, yes. for cloths no.

What was the last thing you bought?

Call of duty ghost

Do you have any children?

Don’t be a creep

Are you married?

Awkward

Who's your crush?

Why do you care so much?

What's your favorite color?

Green

Favorite Animal?

PANDA

Favorite fruit?

green apple

Quick! You have to save the world!

From what

Someone has a knife to your back.

Punch them in the face and break their nose then kick there stomach and take there knife and stab them but not a death blow then run

Do you swear?

Yes….

Do your parents know you swear?

No

What is open on your computer?

pandora, fanfiction, email, and word

Who was the last person you talked to and what did you say?

my sister and "No"

Where are you?

The computer chair

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

white

What was the last thing you ate?

apple

What's your personality like?

crazy

Who do you have a crush on and will never have a chance with?

I don’t believe that’s your business

What was the last thing you thought?

I love this song

Do you sleepwalk?

no

Do you sleep talk?

Yes…

What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

me and my crush were at school, then he accused me of cheating and i'm like what, then i got powers, and so did my whole school. then we had to battle the mean girls at my school and i killed the head one and my crush kissed me and my friend Joe was like wooh way to go 1234 way to kiss him!

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to mind?

A Christmas tree

You have a million dollars. What do you do with it?

books

What are you eating/ drinking now?

Apple

What are you writing write now?

This sentence

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Africa

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

blindly

What can you hear right now?

Young, wild, and free

Have a conversation with the closest living thing.

I’m alone

Turn on the TV. What's on?

bones

What when you were last using the computer?

I was looking up how to spell Phobos

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with PJO, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, ReadrOfBooks, Suki-Alanna,Liperlover1

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and

sign yourname

Clarissa Jackson

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe

WiseGirl100210

MelRose520

kelphead

Liperlover1

Randomized

Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

Put this on you profile...

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.

If you call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references.

If slow computers drive you CRAZY.

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.

If you love people who text back instantly.

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.

If you believe everything you read in any type of book including comic books are real, at least in a different universe.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I ran with scissors, and lived

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

They All Made Me laugh, if some made you laugh, add it to your profile

after reading The Lost Hero you want to learn morse code just beacuse leo knows it

choke on the the air you're breathing when some one has never heard of percy jackson

explore long island for CHB(then do the same for CJ)

say random quotes from the series like-"you're half donkey!?!" or "DIE!!!!"

freak out after a voice that sounds like the oracal(not rachel the other one)

you get a WTF face when some one asks "what's so important about august 18?!?"

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

If you love Thalico (come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO book

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (All members of 1d are secretly half-brothers, they must be)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares.

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (I do!I swear I have just my mother think I am crazy so now I claim I'm like Frank who doesn't have either)

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (I read PJO and HOO series on internet because books aren't published in Romania!Sometimes I really hate my country*sigh*)

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Mark of Athena

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(MOVIE WAS IN A ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.(My dog is male,but I do that and he answer)

You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NICO NEVER WILL TURN EVIL! OVER MY DEATH BODY!)

Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent.

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You justhave toresearch more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add)

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true)

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals"

When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

You took the time to read this list.

You've tried to send an Iris message.

You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".

You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie.

When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics.

Rick Riordan is your idol.

You are teaching yourself Greek.

If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlaccas (idiot).

You are devastated that there are only 5 books in the series.

You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters.

You wish there was a PJO series on TV.

You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise.

You squealed or "aawed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens.

You hate it when fanfictions mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together! (like Nico/Percy... *shudders*)

You draw pictures of all the characters.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Theif)told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It DID tell the truth, PJO IS REAL!!!)

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

... Michael Yew, who knew that his plan would kill him, but said it anyways

...All people who die in Battle of the Labyrinth

...Everyone else (except Kronos) who died in the 2nd Titan War

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

christmas Song About Percy Jackson

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid!

Favorite Nico Moment?

The Last Olympian, pg:315-316

"Nico?" I asked.

"ROWWF!" Mrs. O'Leary bounded toward me, ignoring the growling monsters on either side. Nico strode forward. The enemy army fell back before him like he radiated death, which of course he did.

Through the face guard of his skull-shaped helmet, he smiled. "Got your message. Is it too late to join the party?"

"Son of Hades." Kronos spit on the ground. "Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?"

"Your death," Nico said "would be great for me."

"I'm immortal, you fool! I have escaped Tarturas. You have no business here, and no chance to live."

Nico drew his sword_three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree."

The ground rumbled. Cracks appeared in the road, the sidewalks, the sides of buildings. Skeletal hands grasped the air as the dead clawed their way into the world of the living.There were thousands of them, and as they emerged the Titan's monsters got jumpy and started to back off.

The Titan's Curse, pg:35-36

He looked unsettled, but it didn't last long. "Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"

I showed him Riptide and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just by uncapping it.

"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"

"Um, well I don't actually write with it."

"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"

"Well, yeah."

"Can you surf really well then?"

I looked at Grover who was trying hard not to laugh.

"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books

24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

95% of people would cry if they saw JUSTIN BIEBER on a skyskraper about to jump If you're the 4% that would be doing a happy dance, or the 1% who's pushing him

And I'm the 1% . Same for One Direction...and well, the entire pop music genre .

(\_/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny (")_(") to help him gain world domination.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

92 of the teenage population has moved on to POP. If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

(I'll always be someone who loves it! XD)

Something my big brother often tells me about story Cliche origins: They come from some part of myth or biblical text.

Hero Dying and Coming back to life = Bible, Jesus Christ

Love at First Sight = Greek Mythology, practically ALL romances

A Snake/Serpent being a severely bad sign = Bible, Serpent tricking Eve

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off

. You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

3/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today

You visit the local pool on a regular basis

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

3/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music

You spend most of your time alone

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

4/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist

You have a special connection with animals

. You’re a vegetarian

. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders

of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (save PENGUINS!)

4/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

10/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

9/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general

You always feel sunny and optimistic

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

10/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

8/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class

Metalworking is your forte.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

10/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

6/10 (did not see that coming)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster

You’re a speed demon. ]

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

10/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

5/10

Ares, Apollo, Hephaestus, and Hermes. Well shit

Dear Math,

I am not your therapist.

It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems.

Also, stop asking me to find your X.

She is NOT coming back to you.

Don't ask Y, just accept it.

Copy and Paste if you agree.

You know that you're a Divergent fan when you:

- wear your faction's clothing every single day

- want to jump on a train every time you hear a train horn

- would rather shoot your muffin off your friend's head than eat it

- call someone a dirty Erudite instead of a bad word

- yell "Dauntless mania!" when doing something crazy like swimming under a waterfall or skydiving

- tell someone who's obviously lying to you " maybe you were cut out for Candor because you're a terrible liar."

- Have a number instead of a nickname

- obsess over Divergent to people who have no idea what you're talking about.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring-Marilyn Monroe

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best-Marilyn Monroe

Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady-Marilyn Monroe

Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she can conquer the world-Marilyn Monroe

Well behaved women barely make history-Marilyn Monroe

Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and have severe lung cancer. I also have a tumor in my brain,from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to pay 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but those of you who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-send this, help her.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100

[ ] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

[x ] Brown - $50

[ ] Green - $75

[ ] Blue - $150

] Hazel - $100

] Other - $15

Total: $150

Height:

[ ] Over 7' - $200

[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150

] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75

[ ] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85

[x ] Under 5'4" - $0

Total: $150

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $250

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[x ] Last Born - $100

[ x] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total: $900

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ BACK TO ZERO!

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1500

Vision?

{] Perfect vision - $400

[ x] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[ ] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1700

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[x ] Green - $750

] Red - $600

[ x] Black - $100

] Yellow -$475

] Brown - $300

[x] Purple - $225

[x ] White - $400

{x] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

x] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

x] Other - $500 (silver, gold, chrome)

Total: $4325

Did you use a calulator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[x] Nope - $1000

[ ] some - $700

TOTAL:

$5325

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Katie tried to leave Travis for "his own good," so she thinks. One-shot.
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That one kiss continued Travis/Katie Lou/Conner OC/OC
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Everybody is at a privet school, they each have a special talent, like music, or art.
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