Skylr
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Joined 04-25-09, id: 1913469, Profile Updated: 07-17-10
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

hEy! im Skylr! (My sister heidi also sometimes adds on this account the story wolf children is hers)

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because I just pushed you down stairs for calling me different!"


important disclaimer: Whatever it is -- I swear I didn't do it


little bits bout me:

Im a girl

I live in america

I Go to a school

I read books

I run TRACK and CROSS COUNTRY

I play Soccer

I smile a lot(:

My favorite band is Forever the Sickest Kids(:

favorite song is She's a Lady by Forever the Sickest Kids

I'm blonde

I ran 45 miles in the past 7 days

I have no life Lmao

I have to wear a special bracelet to be able to focus

Surprisingly I do not have A.D.D


These are the pics i was talking about in my story Wolf Children:

Picture of the twins: (Ali is in White, Zee is in purple)

Their car:


HIlarious Quotes

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

"Fragile. Do not drop."(oppsie...)

i called you boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

i never apologise, im sorry but that's just the way i am

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

'When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as everyone tries to figure out why the hell you did it' - Allyn Night

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

don't follow in my footsteps i tend to walk into walls

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

You can't spell awesome without ME!

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

i love you is spelt with eight letters, but so is bullshit

best friend - spelt with ten letters, but so is lying bitch

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

my imaginary friends think you have problems

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

everyone's entitled to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege

it takes 42 muscles to frown at the person who is annoying you but only 4 to reach out and bitch slap them

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap of an electronic device to make it work again

'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are not in first.'

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!I
- If you could read that, put it in your profile

I'm a Bitch but I am a proud Bitch(:


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darnnit!!!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Darn it i thought sleep aid ment wont let you sleep!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(That would probaly be a good thing not to stab a kid...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(But how else am i supposed to stop it!)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


MR quotes

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"The answer..."
"Yes?"
"To life, the universe, and everything..."
"Yes?!"
"Is..."
"YES?!"
"42"

- Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

White is the colour of little bunnies with pink noses.

White is the colour of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.

White is the colour of soft serve ice cream in a cone.

White is the colour of angels wings and Angel's wings.

White is the colour of brand new ankle socks fresh out of the bag.

White is the colour of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels

White is the colour of every last freaking gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and MILES if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth, you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself.

-Maximum Ride

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" ~Max and Jeb

“Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max
“And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”-Ig
“And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere.” -Gazzy
“And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky,” -Nudge
“Yeah. I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that’s a plan!” –Ig


MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

UMM derrr

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

no but i felt so bad 4 him after his dad like ignoring him and stuff

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

YES!!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Air-ee is how i pronounce it

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

yes lol its like i want to say hey whats up chewwy

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Um yeah like dogg geting married omg

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

EHMAGAWD yes!

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No i would of lost my page

9. Who is your favorite character?

MAx shes so awesome

10. Do you like Jeb?

No he is a retard

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

More like "oh typical" face

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

yeah less obsessive with global warming

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Yeah um angel was annoying me nudge not so much

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

TAE, STWAOES,SOF,M,FW

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

The Great Escape by Boys Like Girls

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Umm no...

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

FANG! lol no i jk lol idk who

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

naaaaa

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Global Warming coming up in every sentence and the legnth

20. MIGGY or FAX?

FAX


What if

What if you found the one thing you hoped for

What if it was taken away

What if you got the one thing you worked and dreamt for

What if your dreams were shattered

What if you found the guy of your dreams

What if he turns out to be a horrible man

What if your life is going great

What if your life takes a turn for the worse

What if you find you get along with everyone

What if everyone secretly hates you

What if you had all the answers

What if all you knew was a lie

What if you had everything

but What if you had nothing~by me (written when i was sad about getting my dreams crushed)


think about it you know you think it has meaning im not gonna explan the meaning it has for me but find your own meaning in it. ;)

YOUR REAL NAME:

Skyler

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Skyizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue elephant

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and a fancy name):

Leigh Bellwood

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

black gatorade

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Keiggea

(umm okk)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Patricia

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Ginger


If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to yell at a chararter in a book for being so very stupid copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish your boyfriend would say he loved you copy this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile


A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"


put ur ipod on shuffle and fill in what ever song comes up next!

1. How does the world see you? love story- Taylor swift(hmm im tring to figure out if this makes sence)

2. Will I have a happy life? One little Slip- Barenaked Ladies (r u tring to tell me something...)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Addicted- saving Abel (awkward...)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? I dont want to be in Love- Good Charlotte (sure... i so do!)

5. How can I make myself happy? This is Why Im Hot- Mims (no comment)

6. What should I do with my life? Float On- Modest Mouse ( weird...)

7. What is some good advice for me? If today was your last day - Nickelback (good advice!)

8. How will I be remembered? THat's not my name- The ting tings( r u saying i wont be remeberd by my real name!!)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Human- The killers(hmmmm...)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Lovegame- lady gaga(ok...)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Boom Boom Pow-Black eyed peas (this is my theme song!!)

12. What song will play at my funeral? Dead and Gone-T.I. (umm that like kinds fis weird!!)

13. What type of men/women do you like? Beautiful,dirty,rich- Lady GAGa(so not completely true.)

14. What is my day going to be like? One week-barenaked ladies(so it ganna be long)

15. What will tomorrow bring? Second CHance -Shinedown (ok..)


YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

points 14


A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.

A best friend has your number memorized.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you.

A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.

good friend: Will help me learn to drive

best friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

good friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

best friend: Won't let me go away

good friend: Will help me up when I fall down

best friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

good friend: Will bail me out of jail

best friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up, but it was so fun!"

good friend: Will go to a concert with me

best friend: Will kidnap the band with me

good friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

best friend: Calls my parents "Mom" and "Dad"

good friend: Asks me for my number

best friend: Asks me for her number

good friend: Hides me from the cops

best friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

good friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

best friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.


Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (i would be but...2 l8)

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (OH NO THE GARLIC IS EATING ME)

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (i hate that it takes like hours to get it off)

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (ahh its all wordy and paper filled!!)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (its all hairy and long ahhhh!)

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. (hmm so would everything be white or black? cause in light black is the absence of color and whit is all colors. but in like paint black is all colors and whit is the apsence of color!)

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. (he is all dutchy eww!)

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. (sorry cant be friends with u im afraid of you!)

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. (i would be afraid of me to)

Ergophobia- Fear of work. (thats me i definitaly have this phobia)

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. (uggh there so old and wrinkly!!)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (ok who is the horribly mean person who came up with that name! its like hi i have a phobia but im afraid of the word that desribes it.)

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (AHHHHH! your getting married. ahhh! i won 20 million dollars ahhh!)

Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (hi im afraid of my name so im not going to tell u it oh and dont tell be urs unless u like seeing my curled up screaming)

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (ahhh soup. ahhh spoon. ahhh monkey. ahhh breathing! person procedes to hold breath and diie.)


funny stuff!

You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

i smile because i have no idea whats going on

Im nodding and laughing but Im not listening

How to improve at work

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100.

How about achieving 103? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it...and have a nice day at work


I wonder...
- When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

- Aren’t the ’good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

- If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

- How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

- Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

- If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I put an X by everything I’ve done! Ya I’m honest! Boo YA!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it X
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking X
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking X
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself X
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand X(OOPZ)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull X(my Bad ok I don’t read!)
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push X
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else X (multiple times sadly….)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs X
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave X (do it its so fun)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble X
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it X
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard X
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name X (names don’t work 4 me….)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot X (I couldn’t find shoes)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle X(stupid golf cart….)
23. Have run into a closed door X X X X X (to many times 2 count…)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (im so proud I can say NO)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it X
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke X
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk X
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it X
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside X
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else X
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot X (I was making sure the water was boiling!)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on X
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in X (actually no I didn’t cough cough)
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard X
39. Walked into a pole X (if it wasn’t in the way in the first place we wouldn’t have this problem!)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident X
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on X
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small X
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. X (I do that constantly)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it X
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up X
48. Have poked yourself in the eye X
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair X
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test X
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil X
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it X
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. X
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were X
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on X
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. X
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it X
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie X
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa X
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence X
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person X
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side X (try spelling test oppsie!)
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions X
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong X
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it X
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out- X
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (I never get caught!)
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb X
73. Ran into a door jam X
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid X
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it X
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band X
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people X
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off X
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again X
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about X X X (multiple people!)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair X (not my fault I made the comb disappear!)
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone X
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people X (ahh the fun of jello!)
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria X (I only slightly damaged her eye)
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil X
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story X
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before X
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. X
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class X
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth X

I was honest with u now u be honest with every one else copy and paste this to ur profile and mark all the stupid things u have done! I got a 78 out of 100 how many have u gotten!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)


Quotes from ME!!

to my friend Nikki "Run you idiot, if you dont the ice cream man will get away!"

"Ow my foot!" after running into the glass door almost breaking my nose

"whose the idiot who came up with the word no its just stopping you from doing stuff. Actually it could be a good thing like saying no to drugs never mind..."

"jeez i have a headache no a stomach ache no headache actually i feel fine" arguing with my selff...

"I have a twin!" "no" "well why does she look like me" "Sky, its a mirror." "oh..." me and my bff

"WALMART IS TAKIN OVER THE WORLD!!"

"Wheres my Sling bag?" "I dont know" (like 45 min l8r) "okay its time for an intevention Sky its been on your back for the last 45 minutes" "oh well u should of told me!' "we thought u knew!" "aparently not!" my mom my dad and me!

"okay i swear there was a door there like yesterday." after walking through the screen of my porch.

"God, Bite Me!" "What did you say young lady?!" " Um I said Tod typy!" "what?" "Tod is typy'ing on the the computor!" "do u even know a tod?" "Yeah..." "Your imaginary friend dosnt count." "he is not imaginary he is rock!" my mother shakes her head in shame my mother and sister while teaching my sis how to drive on the fricken highway they r screaming at eachother and crap and worst im in the back seat!

"I don't get it why is it called ihop? y not ijump or iskip?!" (looking at me funny)"u realize that means international house of pancakes?" "well ijump means international... jumping... umbrelas... massacre... People! and iskip is international...steack...kioski...in...pennsivania! booya see i can make up what an words could mean if they were an acronym on the spot 2!" "Sky its what it really means... thats why its called i.h.o.p..." "o..." (me and my ex-boyfriend at our breakfast date in ihop lol.)

"HOLY CRAP!! ITS a snake!! it was a stick now its a snake holy crap!! ahhhhhhhh!" (lol my friend Sarah. lylas sarah!)

U need background 4 this one: my friend amanda stole a chicken finger puppett from my teacher and named it her viginity and then nick took it when we were standing in the middle of the hall way and amanda yells: "SKYLER YOUR BOYFRIEND STOLE MY VIRGINITY!" and we proceed to have to go to conceling and the conceler has to figure out it amanda in a virgin or not we tried to explain it was a puppett o well

"Yeah...I am gonna steal your pants now..." (Lol i will not put a name with this quote but it is not me...)

me nd nick r holding hands walking down the hall way im not paying attension so i walk into a concrete suport pole in the middle of the hallway and fall down and nick says "holy crap sky are you okay babe? as hilarious as you look i think i should care if you okay you are my makeout partener." I just gape at him he says "Um crap did i say tht outloud im sorry..." then he preceded to try to help me up so i just pulled him down with me lol

When people ask me why i do cross country i say "Well what else do you do when a gun goes off?"


When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Norm Crosby

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways. ~anonymous

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. ~anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

sterotypes make me angry like these:

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...


You talk to yourself a lot. (well im the only one who can answer my questions.)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (well no one else has the paitience to listen.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean taking out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (hmm my friends call it blonde momenet)

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (no i actually don't)

People think you have A.D.D. (including me...)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (no comment)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (umm, no i don't cough cough)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (well i find the reason apparent)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (yeah theyy just gave up)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (yeah i kinda did oppsie!)


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

OMG ISNT THAT SAD!!


YOU MADE IT TO THE END CONGRATS!! gives everyone virtuial cookies

luvs u all!

Skylr ;D


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Harley Potter and The Chamber Of Secrets by TheWeepingRaven reviews
This is a new year for Harley Potter. Another adventure is in the rise. What will happen? What new and interesting mysterious will arise, and what old ones will be solved? Is Harley ready to handle these new truths or will it be to much for her to handle?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Way Back When by Rayven49 reviews
Ever wondered what happened back at the School when the Flock was young? When Max is knocked out in battle, she relives it all, has to save herself and the flock. Again. The story of how the flock came to be. Violence, some FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,633 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
La Victorie by NewTwilightEclipse reviews
Alani Marshall is all around party girl with a bad attitude, but what happens when her parents move her back to the Rez where she grew up? When she meets the angry shape-shifter Paul sparks fly but will these hot heads let this love take it's course?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,089 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 11/3/2009 - [Paul, OC] Embry
Duty Bound by TakemylovedowntoVioletHill reviews
In a failed effort to ease war tensions by forcing Purebloods and Mudbloods to intermarry, Fred and Hermione are thrown together in an unlikely tale that calls for both to leave the comforts of their lives to follow what the Order and Minstry need of them
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 121,385 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Honourable House of Black by Fable Inceptum reviews
Books 4-5 of 'Harry Potter' in the POV of Rigel Black, Sirius Black's daughter: After graduating from Hogwarts, Rigel tries to make her way into the Wizarding World with as few problems as possible. But finding out that her father was innocent, was just the beginning of the secrets and mysteries before her. (This is a sequel but can be read alone.) complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,239 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sirius B., Oliver W., OC - Complete
Crossroads by MinkaMouse reviews
It all started with a prank. Then, it progressed into a friendship. After, it bloomed into a romance. It all ended with – "Fred!" Zoey screamed, running to him and knelt by his side, holding his face in her hands. "No… NO! Don't you dare leave me! You promised!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 89 - Words: 493,908 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011 - OC, Fred W.
The 13th of March 1988 by Mrs J's Soup reviews
Is it wrong to stun your child? Another random day in the AU future after 169
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
Sweet Little Lies by Alexia Gemini Potter reviews
In one year, Alex has made a new life for herself. In the midst of her self proclaimed exile, she reconnects with the world by a chance meeting. Now she's a whole new person, will she fit into the world she thought she left behind? -Sequel to DLS-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,883 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - OC, Fred W.
Mio Cuore by DarkAngel942 reviews
Brady only goes with women who are easy, but Kayla still has feelings for him. What happens when Brady imprints on her at a totally awkward and never-done-before time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,950 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Brady
Settling the Score by noidont reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,458 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves on an all new adventure called boarding school. Problems ensue as they face boyfriends, friends,enemies, and roommates they can't stand. Major Fax and other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,172 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Courage To Words by Istillwishiwasaweasley reviews
Sequel to Journey to Words which will need to be read in order for this story to make sense . Eliza Potter continues her quiet journey through Hogwarts, will she find the courage she so desperately needs? All books compliant. All updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 98,146 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Harry P., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Just so Long and Long Enough by QuillInkAndParchment reviews
Shay Morse works for the Ministry of Magic, breeding and training winged horses. She soon receives a request to work in Romania with the dragon reserve, in an effort to change taming methods. Eventual Charlie Weasley/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,922 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Remembrance by simplyleah reviews
**ON HIATUS** After becoming a werewolf, Seth imprinted on his best friend, Elsie; he just hasn't told her yet. When the truth finally comes out, will more problems arise? What if Seth isn't the only one keeping secrets? T FOR LANGUAGE. SETH/OC. Imprint Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,733 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Seth
Maximum Ride: Taking Back the World by writeroses1029 reviews
Follow up story to Maximum Ride 5. Max learns what Mr. Chu wants with her. Relationships begin to grow more. What will Max have to do in order to take back the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,481 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Reckless Abandon by FredFanatic reviews
Fred, George and Juliet return to Hogwarts for their final year. Facing threats the wizarding world hasn't seen in years, they must learn to stand together. As the twins chase their dreams, Juliet struggles to discover where her future lies. PART 3 of 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,252 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Fred W., OC
Sacrifice by CtrlAltDelicious reviews
As Alek and Chloe fight an assassin, Alek is knifed. His last request is a kiss, but how will he react when the kiss turns to be something more? Can Alek handle it? Can Chloe? Alek/Chloe pairing.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Life without You by tomgirl1219 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, George is determinded to seek his revenge for Fred. Along the way, he finds something that will change his life forever, and may even bring Fred back. Battle after life of our favorite pair of identical pranksters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Strangers On A Crazy Adventure by alb925 reviews
For a school project, Sara Sheridan is grouped with Fred and George Weasley and they have to live in the Muggle world for nearly 50 days without magic. Besides that, both Fred and Sara have well kept secrets that are threatening to come out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,574 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Connected by BittyBlueEyes reviews
*On Hiatus Indefinitely* They thought he'd died, but Hermione refused to believe it. With magic that no one understood, she saved Fred's life. Hermione soon discovers that her actions did much more than restart his heart; a deeper connection was formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,742 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
Sacrifice by Katniss212 reviews
Max looses everything for them. But now, after everything, she finds herself buried in Forks, where she remains due to her Mother. In this world of secrets, will Max be able to hang on to hers? After StWaOES and Breaking Dawn.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Max, Seth
Maximum Hale: the story of Max by hayley18 reviews
Okay so this is X-over of TwiRide. it's bout Rosalie finding Max when she's a baby. takes place after Bella has her kid and way, way b4 any Max books. She's three, guys...C'mon...Rated T cos im paranoid *edit* SEQUEL UP!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
After the Rain by WolvesCanEatMe reviews
Embry's twin sister arrives in La Push for the first time and gets more than a family reunion. After a crash course in supernatural monsters, she gets imprinted on. Can her family convince her to stay? Will she accept her new life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,376 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Chasing Ride by RenRawrzBby reviews
Max gets captured by the school. It's been 10 years since she's seen the flock, and she's finally escaped the school. what happens when she finds the flock? will they even take her back? MAJOR FAX review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Broken Heart, Broken Wings by Super Awesome Chicken Duck reviews
When Max is kicked out of the flock, she goes to live with her Mom and her new husband Charlie in Forks. Will Max find love and peace? What will happen if the flock returns? T - to be safe!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,666 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Max, Jacob
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
heaven is on fire by silentwings3495 reviews
ok, well this is a story about after the flock saves the world blah,blah, blah. They're acting like their usual selves but with a touch of teenage hormones. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,049 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008
Angel Love by Heart of Diamond reviews
Max and Angel are running for there lives. They want to live like other human children, but it's hard when you don't speak their language. When Max finds shelter in a tree house in the back yard of a giant house, Who will she meet? Will they help her? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Fire and Ice by Tiarocks55555 reviews
The flock find a new member and Iggy gets his sight back. but has he gained something more....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,584 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Iggy
Brand New Eyes by CherryCrush1901 reviews
Marie is always getting into trouble. When her mother sends her to live with her aunt and uncle in Forks, in hope of them changing her attitude, a change will happen that no one was expecting. SxOC EmbxOC. possible lemons. operative word is possible
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,398 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Seth, Embry
MR: Falling out of the sky by DeviousNeko reviews
Max and the flock are still on the run, but problems follow them everywhere- and a strange pain is corrupting the invincible Max.It seems only Fang can make it go away- but could Fang be causing it? Will Fang leave to protect her? Or stay to save her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Max, Fang
The story of Suze by Lozza12345 reviews
Meet Susanna Burke; best friend of Quil, Jake and Embry. After having her heart broken by the guys when they phase for the first time, watch Suze as she, too, gets thrown into the world of the supernatural. JakexOC First fic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,789 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jacob
Junebug by Twilight fangirl13 reviews
Meet Claire, she’s seventeen and has to move to La Push to live with her aunt and uncle, and younger cousins. Her mother is sending her here because she’s done with her attitude, her way. Claire/Quil
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
You Be The Anchor, I'll Be The Wings by SantiStephanie reviews
The whole title to this story is, "You Be The Anchor That Keep My Feet On The Ground, I'll Be The Wings That Keep Your Heart In The Clouds." Title borrowed from Mayday Parade. Max and Fang open up more, blahblahblah. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Max, Fang
Possesive Over The Pup by DirEnGreyLOVE reviews
She was so small, like a new pup that just learned to walk...but i love her and i imprinted on her...and nothing was going to stop me from protecting what is mine..her innocecne and my possessiveness will be one she is mine and mine alone PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,025 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Paul
Flight by True Blue 62 reviews
This is A Max Ride/ Twilight crossover. I wrote this for Hannah a few years ago and now have decided to put it on Fanfiction. Disclaimer: I don't own any Twilight or Max Ride characters! They belong to Stephanie Meyer and James Patterson! FINISHED STORY!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Bella - Complete
Discovery by CloudbzandPiratey-things reviews
To uncover the schools secrets Max needs to begin her journey and leave the most important thing in her life. But of course it's never that easy. Her quest will continue, um... that is after she gets her memory back
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,384 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max - Complete
To the Max by cheerleeder reviews
I saw them laying breathless. Lifeless. Hopeless. And I could do nothing. When Max finds that what she thought is completely wrong, will all fall into place, or can things only get worse? Please Read and Review! Critisism welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
What Did You Just Think To Me! by WingedWarrior16 reviews
Angel isn't the only one who can read minds... PLUS! The flock move BACK to Virginia! Rated T for any future referances FAX! DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
time out by fangs chick reviews
itex is destroyed. the flock is living with doctor martinez. what happens wen they move to forks and bump into the cullens. FAX. DISCONTINUED !
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Max
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by xSarahxMariexCullen reviews
Sequel to Whatever Doesn’t Kill Me Just Makes Me, But can stand alone. After max tries to kill her self she meets some new friends that can help her save the world from a new and improved Itex
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max, Fang
concerts and new looks by HalesXxGriffiths reviews
“Is Fang!” and everyone went quiet, it was so quiet I don’t think anyone was breathing. Iggy chuckled quietly, while I burst out laughing.' Song-fic please R&R and tell me if you want more. On Hold until further notice.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Max
Confessions of a Teenage Mutant Hybrid by ChetCheerio reviews
Max is about to turn sixteen. Without the constant threat of Itex, she's beginning to see things in herself and the others that she never had time to see before. Can she admit her feelings to herself and to the boy she loves? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,763 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Max, Fang
A new place, a new life by Lauren-1012 reviews
A new home. And a new adventure! Max and the flock get a house in Mexico City. Lots of Fax and Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Max, Fang
Kids: Here we go again! by Blak-Ice reviews
sequel to Kids: Didn't see that Coming.....Nudge and Iggy are having another baby, but first they have to get control over the two they already have! Enjoy all the craziness in this super good sequel!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Iggy, Nudge - Complete
Max's big mistake by Midge 1012 reviews
On their way to the Martinez's the flock get sidetracked and Max sees a familiar face. Who is it? And what do they mean for the flock and Max and Fang?-set 3 months after TFW, not a story where Max gets pregnant slight FAX My 1st fanfic-8,326 HITS-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,286 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
More Normalness by pvtameliatucker reviews
This is the sequel to Maximum Ride: Our "Normal" Lives. It's just a bunch of stuff that happens those years after that experience. FAX, EGGY, Nudge,OC/Kudge or Nyle, Romance and humor... Visions are coming true...Or are they? Read to find out... Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride 5: Mutants on the Run, AGAIN! by RandomMusicFreak reviews
Max and the flock are going on the mission at the end of TFW. New powers, FAX, Niggy, maybe even some MIGGY? Fax is main pairing. If reviewers want I will add the powers from MAX. KJW18 co-writes. Hiatus. Re-edited version to come out some time in summer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Not Far From Gone by XxXOnlyMeXxX reviews
Max, Fang, and Iggy are all human. They meet and things happen. They end up getting taken and getting enhnaced, in many ways. But at what cost? Will they regret it? And will one big secret tear their bond apart? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Recollect by fuzzy-faerie reviews
Max has been dead for a good two years now. The Flock's more broken apart than ever without her. But what happens when Itex sends an upgraded Winged-Kid to attack them? And why does she look so much like Max?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
The Fallen angel by LittleMissFallenAngel reviews
Six years ago. It's been six years and the memory is still freash in my mind. They kicked my out. I couldn't forget, though I still try. I don't want to lose my memory of them. But they hurt me. Max is kicked out of the flock.Then they meet again.MaxFang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Max - Complete
All You Can Do Is Keep Breathing by Confuzzle Bug reviews
The flock members each left to go be with their biological families leaving Max and Total alone. How will Max and Total deal? What will they do now that the flock is gone? Will the flock realize their mistake before it's too late? Rated T to be safe. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008
Saving the Future World by ironyheartsap reviews
In the future Itex has taken over the world. The Flock have broken up. The world is in Itex's hands, which we all know isn't good. There is one thing Max can do... she can try to travel back in time and keep herself from making the same mistakes twice...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
Maximum Ride, Gone but not Forgotten by Aleria14 reviews
Max dies in Fangs arms after being shot. See how the flock each deal with the terrible loss in their own way and how they learn to move on. Can Fang step up and complete Max's dying wish? Will he be able to keep his family from falling apart? Some FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Just Max by soccerislife14 reviews
Maximum Ride has always been the tough girl. The strong, invincible Max. But can Max and the Flock protect themselves from the new swarm of Itex creatures with their new powers? Will Max finally be the one needing to be saved? Possible Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Max, Fang
Truth or Dare Weasley Style by thaigirl2009 reviews
Seventh year in HGW begins, with the twins, and Ginny, as well as teh golden trio, after teh rebuilding of the castle after teh war. Why exactly are the twins there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
A New Beginning by CloudyWind732984 reviews
The Flock has just saved the world and destroyed the evil Itex. They head over to Max's mom's house to go and live with her. There is a big surprise waiting for them while they are there. There is a jelous Fang and what is the surprise? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,135 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Hybrids reviews
Max has found a new form of hybrids and the school didn't create them... JAX sorry no Renessmee she just doesnt fit into this story very well. HIATUS
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Jacob
Avian Human Twins reviews
Max and Iggy Are twins they always have been... Summary inside! please read and review! Please i will give you a virtual cup cakes! discontinued im sorry
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Max, Iggy
Wolf Children reviews
Zeeva Aliani and Alima Lykainion are twins that live on the Quileute Rez. in La Push WA. Zee and Ali will learn something this summer that might just change their lives. Jake/OC Embry/OC OOC'ness sorry i try my best READ AND REVIEW! ON hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Jacob, Embry