XpertTheif04
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Joined 05-26-15, id: 6801047, Profile Updated: 05-27-15

about me -

i am an aspiring writer who has just started my first story, I started because of a certain English assignment (yeah I know what are the odds) so I have started to write my first story based off of the elder scrolls V: Skyrim which entails a certain argonian dealing with an insane fool and a dysfunctional little family know as the Dark brotherhood.

Gender: Male

Interests: reading, writing, sports, video games, running... Oh almost forgot annoying people with random facts no one believes e.g the moon is a planet and the colour of water is blue (their reactions are priceless) what makes this so believable is my friends think I'm crazy borderline insane so that helps but hey even my imaginary friend thinks I'm crazy.

Random About Me:

Ok, so I don't really think this is anything important to anyone - but just some random stuff I may or may not like.

Books

in general books with wars or fighting in them with a fair bit of character development e.g he Kane chronicles and books with magic and the likes... Yes I'm not naming books but I forget them so easily so it's hard for me to list them

Movies

Marvel movies, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,

Authors

... I'll get back to you on that... Maybe

TV and Games

Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, The Mentalist, NCIS, forever,
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, dbz, spyro, COD black ops1/2/ghosts,

Anime and Manga

Death Note, attack on Titan , Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, hellsing

more useless and random things that may entertain you for a few seconds

I've scavenged this from quite a few profiles,

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Flying is really simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ifyou have ever gotten a strange look from everyone around you when you sit bolt up right smiling like an idiot for no reason but the fact that you thought of a great new story. Then hell copy and paste this into your profile

'I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request' means no.

I've angered the Karma Gods and you're my punishment. (Actually almost died of laughter when I read that aloud to my friend in class)

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

My imaginary friend thinks I have serious problems.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that.

i created a religion as to be classed as I real religion you only need 10 people to believe in it so on my way home from school me and a bunch of friends created our own religion (And yes I am the god- bow before your God mortals!!! HAHAHA)