xoxrockin101xox
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-16-10, id: 2366692, Profile Updated: 11-27-10

Name- Kristin

Favorite colors- neon green, neon blue, black, and blood red

Favorite Bands- Paramore, Green Day, Boys like girls, We the Kings, Hey Monday, Plain White Tees, Linkin Park, 3 Doors Down, Rush, Journey, The Academy is... , All American Rejects, Avril Lavagne( even though shes a singer and not really a band), jimmy Eat world, pink, Queen, and a lot more that i just cant think of rite now

Favorite books- Harry potter series, Maximum ride, twilight series, the chronicles of vladimir todd, most judy bloom books, and the missing series

favorite tv shows- the late show(all of them) and vampire diaries

favorite movies- xmen, all baseball movies, and just dumb comedy- like spaceballs and blazing saddles

sports i play- cheerleading(its a sport, and i am a musician/gymnast so i kinda like the dancing and stuff, we arent talentless) and baseball/softball

appearance-ok ill make it brief, hazel eyes, dyed brown hair, and about 5ft 4in.

ok, so now i have just a bunch of these copy and paste thingies, they might repeat, so you really should not feel inclined to read them.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, i love the twilight series, Macyn Cullen, XxAngel GirlxX, Singing in the Shadows..., Hermitt, KitkatCullen13,xoxrockin101xox

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
A Day without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
I’m Not a Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Suport publik edekasion E.g., support public education
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses’!
You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted and Used Against You
You’re Just Jealous Because the Voices Only Speak to Me
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."
"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."
"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."
"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"
"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"
"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last
Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!
Life's tough, get a helmet!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
How Many Roads Must a Man Travel down before He Admits He is Lost?
You say psycho like it's a bad thing
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
"I'm going to live life or die trying"
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."
"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
If you die, I'll kill you!"
Live Dangerous . . . Run With Scissors

10 Commandments of a Teenager
Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes wierd good. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Funny Phrases:
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

9 Annoying Things About People

1.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.(come on, who really cares if i spell said, sed... o rite my english teacher lol)

If you ever said anything random, and all you got was silence instead of laughter, copy and paste this to your profile.( Can i get an"AWKWARD", thank you nerd in the corner)

If you like cookies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still reading these copy and paste sentences, copy and paste this on your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. hmmmmmm...Tyler

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Green

3. Your first initial? K

4. Your month of birth? March

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Marissa

7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Cali all the way, but hey imma nevada chick

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lakes

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish to get all of my first choice classes this year!

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. Weird, hes like one of my best buds, and other friends boyfriend

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die?

I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile

If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant like having a peeing section in the pool?

You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Americans: THATS NOT FUNNY! We're suing! (this is just so true.)

Sleeping pills: I remember taking some, I just don't remember how many...

Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.

Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

When in doubt, make up words!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHAHAHA!!:

This is Bunny. (_)Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination.

(o)(o)
(='º'=)
( (")(")~

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Smile- its the end of the world(:

Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitchin', put this on your profile.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I swear all the fucking time

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

Im a brunette so i most hate blondes

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I dont wair white so i must not be a virgin

I like the color black so I MUST worship the devil.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.


I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who seemed so strong, shattered. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, gave up.

Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am...isn't me.

There is only one rain cloud in the sky...and it's raining on me. Somehow I'm not surprised.

You don't understand me and you never will. So don't start that shit 'bout knowing how I feel.

Do you ever just get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody? You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either?

A strong girl keeps her stuff in line-and with tears running she still manages to spit the simple words "I'm fine."

If you are really depressed do something about it anything is better than torturing yourself and the people around you that care.

Smile it makes them think your happy

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge

() ()
(0.0)
( _ )

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

Did u know…………..

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump b!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music.
If you're part of the 2 that stayed with rock & techno, put this in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"

1. Opening Credits: The Middle by jimmy eat world
2. Waking up: over you by daughtry

3. First Day of College: why cant I liz phair
4. Falling in Love: 1985 by bowling for soup
5. Kiss Scene: I don’t wanna be in love by good charlotte
6. Fight Song: cant get enough of u baby smash mouth
7. Breaking Up: hero/heroine by boys like girls
8. Graduating College: any way u want it by journey
9. Big Break: sk8r boi by avril lavagne
10. Mental Breakdown: the remedy by Jason miraz
11. Driving Song: how do u sleep jesse mcartney
12. Flashback: kung foo fighting by jack black and cee-lo
13. Getting back together: drive byVanessa hudgens
14. Wedding: bigger by Justin bieber
15. Birth of Child: waking up in Vegas by katy perry
16. Paying Dues: cool by gwen stefani
17. Moment of Triumph: like whoa by ally and aj
18. Final Battle: everywhere by michelle branch
19. Death Scene: tell me something I don’t know by selena gomez
20. Funeral Scene: who knew by pink

21. End Credit: rockstar by nickelback

22.Deleted scenes-The great escape by boys like girls

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every damn minute of it." --Unknown

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.)

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile!

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy&Paste

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, Copy&Paste!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone

when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P

Chocolate is the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., cop, paste this onto your profile,

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever want to find true love add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fiction, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fan fiction, were writing a story for fan fiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard that you had trouble breathing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the kids should It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! just give the rabbit some freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it's becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
letter on the internet.

HARRY POTTER IS A GOOD BOOK, TOO! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT, YOU TOTALLY SHOULD!!!! Read it, and luv it all, Peoples!!!!:)

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
you Love Jeans
Dogs are better than Cats


It's Hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 22 out of 25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 6 out of 25

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96
But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over top

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this in it to make it even longer.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Gets really aggravating after a while...)

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile .

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and pastethis into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Right after I finished reading the sign...)

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. (Stupid immobile walls...)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time...)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yup, usually during awkward or normal silences...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (...twenty...)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (You're on it)

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh you ass off, copy and paste this into your profile. (Every time... ;p)

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. (...Guilty...)

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. (Only if the martians don't give them back)

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

~ A true idiot climds a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'

~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it.

~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over!

~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

~When in doubt, make words up!

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

~Newscaster ase the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? ~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

~Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

~If I throw a stick, will you go away?

~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. (Personally this is my favorite one!!)

~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.



If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

THINGS TO SAY TO EDWARD

CULLEN

Whatever you say monsouir sparkels

Sup Eddie-boy

EEEEWW! someone's lost acouple decades beauty sleep!

Sup vamp

Le gasp! The human-looking vampires are approaching! If only they could morph into small furry mammals…

Oh My God!! He's back...

Hale Aro, veggie dude!

The power of christ compels you!

Oh no! He might sparkle on me!

Harry Potter Survey

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Proud of it!

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius

What’s Harry’s?
James

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?
of course

Read All The Books?
If I hadn’t would I be taking this quiz?

What Do You Think Of JKR?
She’s amazing to have known everything to tie in with the seventh book when she wrote the first one.

Favorites

Weasley?
fred and george

Character, Overall?
tom riddle, before he disappeared from borgin and burkes

Female Character?
Luna

Male Charcter?
tom riddle

Group Of Characters?
not really sure, probably the weasley twins

Adult?
Tonks

Professor?
Lupin

Relationship?
not really a relationships type- i cant name more than maybe seven but i guess Harry/Ginny

Spell?
imperio

Sweet?
chocolate frogs

Place?
riddle mansion

Weasley Twin?
george- the jokes he comes up with about the ear are really funny

Product?
instant darkness powder

Shop?
Ollivanders - come on, getting a wand!

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Ron

Character, Overall?
dumbledore- he is so figgin frustrating!

Female?
narcissa malfoy

Male?
crabbe

Adult?
umbridge

Student?
percy

Spell?
expelliarmous

Book?
As if I could choose one

Relationship?
Harry and Cho

Sweet?
Cockroach Clusters

Death Eater?
Wormtail

Shop?
I don’t know. They would all be amazing.

Place?
azkaban- the place gives me the creeps

Professor?
Dolores Umbridge. Her voice alone would drive me to madness.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione

Neville or Seamus?
Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape

Fred Or George?
It is impossible to choose

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
knockturn alley

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?

the third

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?

the fourth

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?

luna or the young tom riddle

What house do you prefer to be in?

Slytherin

But what house would you think you'll be in?

Slytherin.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?

The Bloody Baron

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?

arithmaticey

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?

Professor Flitwick

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?

keeper

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Same as above.

Who do you want to make friends with?

Luna/Teenage Tom

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?

Luna

Which character in the book can you relate to?

Luna

What pet would you get?

A snake.I would ignore the rules.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

I don’t know. I would like to though

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

It would depend on the friend

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?

Smack him in the face. That’s what you get for being a total bully!

What would be his reaction to your reaction?

Utter confusion and probably contempt

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?

Tom Riddle

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?

I'd try not to but it would probably slip to one of my whiny friends.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?

anyone who can dance

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?

Red and Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned?

purple

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?

orange and red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned?

pale pink and green

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned?

blue and brown

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?

black and gray

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)

a sporting event(if you dont get caught its not illegal)

Do you like the books more or the movies?

Books without a doubt

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?

Remus and his badly behaved rabbit

What would your Patronus take shape in?

nooooooooo clue

What would be your Animagus form?

wolf

What subject do you want to be the best in?

Dark Arts

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

Remus

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Severus Snape

Hermione or Cho?

They both annoy me... but Hermione

James Potter or Severus Snape?

Severus Snape

Hagrid or Severus Snape?

Severus Snape

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?

invisible

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Fleur or Tonks

Tonks

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

Viktor

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

Peeves hands down

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?

aragog

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?

Zonkos

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

Chocolate frogs. I don't Fancy eating booger or vomit

Death Eaters or Aurors?

The Death Eaters that are actually cunning.

Dumbledore or Voldemort?

Voldemort

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?

Bellatrix

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

Third

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. Heck yeah. Hasn't everybody?

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere all the time. lol my friennds hate it

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. I can't even name any specific situations, I just know I have done it MANY times.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling. I used to be quite the chatter box. Still can be actually, but not as much.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it. ummm this one time.. ya i dont want to talk about it

If you have pulled a Angel:You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one. yup, but i wish the second one would happen, it sounds fun

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I Will Never Hurt You by Kelsiee reviews
Ginny is heartbroken, and finds an ally in an unlikely person. Seemingly in the same boat, they form a plan. What if there was a way they could both get the ones they were in love with ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,104 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
God Blessed Texas by MusikMuse reviews
A/U When a 5yr old Bella is rescued by Jasper from a blood-thirsty Maria. He takes her back with him to live with the Cullens in Forks. Read to see how life growing up with vampires affects her and those around her. When Bella turns 18 she is forced to either become a vampire or watch those she loves die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 126,677 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Past and Present intertwined by Skeletal Dragon reviews
What if Bella was Logans sister? And Carlisle was their dad? And if she had a past with every one of the Cullen's in their human lives, even Edward? And she hasnt seen her brother for a few decades? Cannon pairings.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Bella
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,523 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Phoenix Does Not Fear Ashes by HeyyTyler reviews
GWDM Draco joins the order, Ginny is raped. When he becomes her savior, who would have guessed that the two would become more? Or that together they would form the most badass team the Order has ever seen? A story of love, revenge, protection & sacrifice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,964 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Isabella Marie Swan Volturi The Fourth Ruler by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Bella is the fourth ruler of the vampire world - Full summery inside... OOC Ra:T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 77,026 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Wait for Me by mugglehugger reviews
**COMPLETE** When they say goodbye, many things are left unsaid. Four years later, Harry has defeated Voldemort and returned to the Burrow...only to find that Ginny Weasley has moved on. Harry/Ginny/Draco. Has two endings. Post-HBP AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,069 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,783 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
everything by mugglehugger reviews
They meet every night, in the dark halls and deserted corners of the castle, and she doesn't think about what she's doing. Because that's the point - to forget everything. Ginny and Draco during Deathly Hallows, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Blood for Wild Blood by lilabut reviews
Gale is reaped, and suddenly Katniss carries the weight of both their family on her shoulders alone.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Another Word for Lonely by MadameVeritas reviews
Bella is the secret half-breed daughter of Aro. Disgusted with Volterra, she moves to Forks. Will the Cullen's accept her and her secret, or will Aro try to eliminate the only person Bella has ever loved, Edward? AU BxE Bella OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,627 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Turning the Wheel of Fortune by Alina Larin reviews
DMHG story AU HBP. Also includes HarryFleur, BZGD and SSOC in later chapters. Wizarding politics and family relations mixed with a healthy amount of romance. Hermione has been scheming and there is noone better to help her than a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,202 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vampire Encounters: Before the Cullens by twilightromance4ever reviews
What if The cullens weren't the 1st vampires that Bella had met? What if Emmett was her brother-in-law, but not thru edward & Nessie isn't her only child? Bella's life before & after twilight, if she had already been introduced to the world of vampires...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Final Chance by shadowedheart89 reviews
The line between good and evil is not as clear as Harry would like to believe. When a new girl shows up, they both start to understand that sometimes you must commit an act of evil for the greater good, as they struggle with predestined lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2006 - OC, Harry P.
A Blessing in Disguise by luvnovels123 reviews
Edward cheated on Bella with Tanya and Bella found out.Bella decided to join the Volturi Guard to try to take her mind off her heartbreak.Will she cope with the help of an unexpected Volturi member?What if Edward wants Bella back when he sees her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Alec - Complete
The Dragon and His Lion by atruwriter reviews
Hermione has spent entirely too long questioning what they have, but with a little push, she might finally let them truly be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
20 Lies by FeistyFeist reviews
Ponyboy Curtis and the 20 lies he tells.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time's Up! by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco Malfoy killed Hermione Granger. But surprisingly, she was given a chance to prove that she still has to live. And so, she went back into the year 1990 to change a boy's cold heart... for 3 weeks only! Dramione! R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,880 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teach the Heart to Reflect the Wound by apocalypse cabaret reviews
AU. Because in the end I always get the better of me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,258 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
The Creature From My Nightmare by TheMashMonster reviews
Bella is your average teen. She has divorced parents, and she is going through high school. Her sister died in a tragic accident, or that’s what people say, but Bella knows the truth. She goes to live with her father in Forks and sees the cullens... 1st F
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,928 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Masters of Manipulation by Nerys reviews
A true manipulator will control the universe, but who will achieve the wanted mastership? Hermione suddenly finds herself opposing Tom Riddle in a quest for knowledge banned by the founders of Hogwarts. Can she stop the heir before he becomes invincible?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,885 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nothing by Flaignhan reviews
It's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,701 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete