Name- Kristin Favorite colors- neon green, neon blue, black, and blood red Favorite Bands- Paramore, Green Day, Boys like girls, We the Kings, Hey Monday, Plain White Tees, Linkin Park, 3 Doors Down, Rush, Journey, The Academy is... , All American Rejects, Avril Lavagne( even though shes a singer and not really a band), jimmy Eat world, pink, Queen, and a lot more that i just cant think of rite now Favorite books- Harry potter series, Maximum ride, twilight series, the chronicles of vladimir todd, most judy bloom books, and the missing series favorite tv shows- the late show(all of them) and vampire diaries favorite movies- xmen, all baseball movies, and just dumb comedy- like spaceballs and blazing saddles sports i play- cheerleading(its a sport, and i am a musician/gymnast so i kinda like the dancing and stuff, we arent talentless) and baseball/softball appearance-ok ill make it brief, hazel eyes, dyed brown hair, and about 5ft 4in. ok, so now i have just a bunch of these copy and paste thingies, they might repeat, so you really should not feel inclined to read them. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, i love the twilight series, Macyn Cullen, XxAngel GirlxX, Singing in the Shadows..., Hermitt, KitkatCullen13,xoxrockin101xox If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?Can you cry under water? 10 Commandments of a Teenager Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes wierd good. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. Funny Phrases: 9 Annoying Things About People If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.(come on, who really cares if i spell said, sed... o rite my english teacher lol) If you ever said anything random, and all you got was silence instead of laughter, copy and paste this to your profile.( Can i get an"AWKWARD", thank you nerd in the corner) If you like cookies, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're still reading these copy and paste sentences, copy and paste this on your profile. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. hmmmmmm...Tyler 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Green 3. Your first initial? K 4. Your month of birth? March 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Marissa 7. Your favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Cali all the way, but hey imma nevada chick 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lakes 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish to get all of my first choice classes this year! Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. Weird, hes like one of my best buds, and other friends boyfriend 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die? I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me? When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!! If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant like having a peeing section in the pool? You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Americans: THATS NOT FUNNY! We're suing! (this is just so true.) Sleeping pills: I remember taking some, I just don't remember how many... Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them. I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there. Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed. When in doubt, make up words! What happens if you get scared half to death twice? WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHAHAHA!!: This is Bunny. (_)Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination. (o)(o) If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. News from the file marked "DUH" Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Smile- its the end of the world(: Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitchin', put this on your profile. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I swear all the fucking time I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch Im a brunette so i most hate blondes I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I dont wair white so i must not be a virgin I like the color black so I MUST worship the devil. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people. I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek. I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbian. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who seemed so strong, shattered. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, gave up. Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am...isn't me. There is only one rain cloud in the sky...and it's raining on me. Somehow I'm not surprised. You don't understand me and you never will. So don't start that shit 'bout knowing how I feel. Do you ever just get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody? You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either? A strong girl keeps her stuff in line-and with tears running she still manages to spit the simple words "I'm fine." If you are really depressed do something about it anything is better than torturing yourself and the people around you that care. Smile it makes them think your happy Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall. "I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous "I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous "You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous "Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous "Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) Did u know………….. kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump b! 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! 98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school 1. Opening Credits: The Middle by jimmy eat world 3. First Day of College: why cant I liz phair 21. End Credit: rockstar by nickelback 22.Deleted scenes-The great escape by boys like girls We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every damn minute of it." --Unknown Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein “You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown “He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!) I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.) "I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin "You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy&Paste Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, Copy&Paste! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste. If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P Chocolate is the best! If you agree C&P!! If you have your own little world, C&P If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...) If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., cop, paste this onto your profile, If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever want to find true love add this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fiction, copy this onto your profile If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fan fiction, were writing a story for fan fiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard that you had trouble breathing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the kids should It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! just give the rabbit some freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. ╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D So sweet, please don't break! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain HARRY POTTER IS A GOOD BOOK, TOO! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT, YOU TOTALLY SHOULD!!!! Read it, and luv it all, Peoples!!!!:) …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You've played with/against boys on a team. TOTAL: 22 out of 25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over top If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! 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Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. ~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's ~ A true idiot climds a glass wall to see what's on the other side. ~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. ~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. ~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then. ~Guns don't kill people. People kill people. ~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil? ~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM' ~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it. ~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder ~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. ~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!" ~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. ~I used all my sick days so I called in dead. ~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over! ~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. ~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. ~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. ~When in doubt, make words up! ~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! ~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty! ~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia. ~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! ~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. ~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes! ~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. ~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! ~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... ~Newscaster ase the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not. ~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity... ~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? ~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. ~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. ~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus ~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! ~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. ~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer! ~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. ~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. ~Welcome to the internet! Pants optional. ~If I throw a stick, will you go away? ~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow! ~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. (Personally this is my favorite one!!) ~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. THINGS TO SAY TO EDWARD CULLEN Whatever you say monsouir sparkels Sup Eddie-boy EEEEWW! someone's lost acouple decades beauty sleep! Sup vamp Le gasp! The human-looking vampires are approaching! If only they could morph into small furry mammals… Oh My God!! He's back... Hale Aro, veggie dude! The power of christ compels you! Oh no! He might sparkle on me! Harry Potter Survey Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? What’s Hermione’s? What’s Ron’s? What’s Harry’s? What’s Ginny’s? Have You Seen All The Movies? Read All The Books? What Do You Think Of JKR? Favorites Weasley? Character, Overall? Female Character? Male Charcter? Group Of Characters? Adult? Professor? Relationship? Spell? Sweet? Place? Weasley Twin? Product? Shop? Least Favorites Weasley? Character, Overall? Female? Male? Adult? Student? Spell? Book? Relationship? Sweet? Death Eater? Shop? Place? Professor? This Or That? Harry or Ron? Hermione or Ginny? Neville or Seamus? Snape or Slughorn? Fred Or George? Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? the third Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? the fourth Who is your favorite HP character(s)? luna or the young tom riddle What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin. Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? The Bloody Baron What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? arithmaticey Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor Flitwick Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? keeper Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Same as above. Who do you want to make friends with? Luna/Teenage Tom If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna What pet would you get? A snake.I would ignore the rules. If's (if questions): If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? I don’t know. I would like to though If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? It would depend on the friend If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Smack him in the face. That’s what you get for being a total bully! What would be his reaction to your reaction? Utter confusion and probably contempt If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Tom Riddle If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? I'd try not to but it would probably slip to one of my whiny friends. More questions: Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? anyone who can dance What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Red and Black What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? purple What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? orange and red What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? pale pink and green What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? blue and brown What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? black and gray If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) a sporting event(if you dont get caught its not illegal) Do you like the books more or the movies? Books without a doubt Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus and his badly behaved rabbit What would your Patronus take shape in? nooooooooo clue What would be your Animagus form? wolf What subject do you want to be the best in? Dark Arts This or that: Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Severus Snape Hermione or Cho? They both annoy me... but Hermione James Potter or Severus Snape? Severus Snape Hagrid or Severus Snape? Severus Snape The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Trio Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? invisible Harry or Ron? Harry Fleur or Tonks Tonks Hermione or Ginny? Hermione Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Viktor Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves hands down Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? aragog Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonkos Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate frogs. I don't Fancy eating booger or vomit Death Eaters or Aurors? The Death Eaters that are actually cunning. Dumbledore or Voldemort? Voldemort Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Third What have you pulled? If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. Heck yeah. Hasn't everybody? If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere all the time. lol my friennds hate it If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. I can't even name any specific situations, I just know I have done it MANY times. If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling. I used to be quite the chatter box. Still can be actually, but not as much. If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it. ummm this one time.. ya i dont want to talk about it If you have pulled a Angel:You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one. yup, but i wish the second one would happen, it sounds fun If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled |
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