![]() I, RitzyMe, do solemnly swear to review all the fictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. *10 Couples and/or Characters I LOVE (that matter to the fanfiction world)* 1. Brucas - One Tree Hill: While they were together they were my favorite couple. 2. Jake and Bells - Twilight: i. can. NOT. stand. Edward Cullen. I just don't get it, I think he's creepy, seriously weird, and I just don't understand his thinking. Sure he is fucking hot but so are alot of jerks. I prefer Jacob and Bella, now don't get me wrong I understand the allure of Edward, if you pick him you get to be 18 year old self forever, your INSANELY rich, and good looking. What's not to love? My major draw back is that Bella hasn't honestly given clear thought to her decision, she's crazy in love and she is thinking with her heart, not her head, and what may feel like a good decision now is going to suck for her 100 years into the future. 3. Kelly Pitts- The Game: I don't know when the show decided it didn't need one of it's stars (well I do but I won't trash the network that saved one of my favorite shows) but I do know that the show isn't right without Kelly and it never will be. Sure my girl, Tasha Mack, can keep delivering juice spitting one liners and my boy Jason can keep giving me hilarious cheap skate advice but they are definitely missing a link 4. Rico and Vanessa - Six Feet Under: I loved so many things about this show but they were by far my favorite couple. Do you remember this scene? - Vanessa: "How could you? All that time, come home to us after screwing her." -- how could you not love them because they loved each other before and after that? I loved this couple so much it was so had to watch them go through all of that...the good news is that they ended up happy together in the end when old granpa Rico died. That's kind of sweet. 5. Dan/Karen - One Tree Hill: before Dan...you know...killed Keith...I think their history was interesting...it's like Dan was Lucas once and Karen completely changed him by keeping Lucas away from him...i think she is the reason he cracked, anyway you could tell she loved him after-wards...well until she found out he killed her fiance/his own brother...I think that changed things 6. Callie/Mark - Grey's Anatomy: ...they should at least just hook up to have a baby together or something man the wait is killing me ((((updated 2-19-11 and I would just like to say that I TOTALLY and COMPLETELY called this one back 10-08-2010 when I last updated!!!! WOOT!))), I know he loves Lexie and she is with Arizona but come on how hard is one little hook up when they both want a family? 7. Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald: Okay so I was a HUGE E/T fan when I first started watching passions (during some randoms school summer vacation so long ago I don't even want to think about it lol) but now, looking back --thanks YOUTUBE--and rewatching the earlier episodes I can't help but side with Gwen on the Ethan situation. Theresa was pretty freakin crazy from the beginning and very very obsessed (i didn't remember her Ethan shrine until i saw it again...can you say "stalker?") but still somehow, even though i don't like the couple I like the character. It's probably just a nod to Lindsay Hartley for being able to pull off crazy but still relatable but she really really was. Even now, years after the most ridiculous show ever made has been canceled, she is still one of my favorite characters. Maybe it's because she believed in her destiny so much, or maybe it's because she did every thing in her power to get what she wanted, I'm not sure. What I am sure of is that I love me some Theresa Lopez- "because me and Ethan are fate" - Fitzgerald. hehe (on a side note if I have to pick my favorite Passions couple it would definitely be Charity and Miguel) 8. Max/Liz - Roswell: I kind of liked Tess but Max was way too unavailable by the time she came along, so Tess was doomed from the start. 9. Sam Winchester - Supernatural: he is complex, hot, and supernatural, what more do you want? 10. Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) - Harry Potter books (and movies): I have a thing for gingers so you can throw in the twins too LMAO!! But seriously though, he's hot and I'm pretty sure it's the hair, so that one wasn't really about a character but whatever... *10 Couples and/or Characters I STRONGLY DISLIKE(because HATE is a strong word)* 1. Felicity and Ben - I have never been able to stomach that one...I love Noel too much --again I think I am showing my age a little, I actually remember coming home from school and rushing to catch a glimpse of me some Noel Crane 2. Edward Cullen - he is a stalker, seriously, it's not romantic to actively chase, control, and manipulate a 17 year old girl...I thank Stephanie Meyer for creating the most addictiving books known to man but...if Twilight were real there would already be a restraining order against Edward 3. Leyton - this could be a 12 pg post so I will just say that I don't like them and leave it at that (ugh) 4. Bill - (True Blood) I don't necessarily hate him but I hate what he did (from lying to Sookie to the rape so yeah I am not a fan but then again I am not a fan of Eric either...I like me some Quinn) 5. Nancy Botwin - Weeds: just unbelievably annoying. Silas hotness makes up for it, so I continue to tune in, but the more self-righteous he becomes the more I find myself asking why do I even pay for Showtime??? 6. Bill Henrickson - the funny thing is that I really like Margene and Barb (they are my fav characters on Big Love) I just can't stand Bill. I honestly believe that he has forced his first wife Barb into a life that she never wanted, and she is only agreeing to it now because there is no logical way out of a situation that now involves 6 extra kids, 2 additional mortgages, and a lot of heartbreak. She only agreed to let him have a second wife because she thought she would be dead soon and she only agreed to the third because by the time she realized her husband cheated with the babysitter the babysitter was pregnant. But whatever, Bill, the character, is dead and it would be mean (in my own mind) to trash him, even if he is fake. 7. Lost - it used to be one of my favorite shows but the ending completely made me feel like I had wasted all of those years watching the show for NOTHING. I understand they couldn't answer EVERY question but they didn't even try to answer ANY questions and that is just a cop out. Hey LOST, could you just tell me where Walt is...seriously if he was special to the island why isn't he ON the island. Dang. 8. Nate Archibald - the sad part is that Chace Crawford is so freakin handsome, it completely looks like it hurts. I mean how can someone be that inhumanly good looking it's not fair! I KNOW for a fact, that I don't ever want to meet the man because I would probably stumble, spit, and drool before ever saying a word to him, and I am sure that he would run the other way like "what a fuckin weirdo!" My main problem, other than the fact I watch Gossip Girl LOL, with Nate Archibald is the fact that he is so stupid. I mean not normal, pretty boy with no common sense stupid, he is flippin dumber than a rock. He is stupider than a stick and that is just unforgivable. I actually cringe when he opens his mouth to speak because I am afraid that he is going to severely mess up the mental love session going on in my mind. And that in itself is a travesty because Chace Crawford deserves nothing but LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Love Love (and I mean that in EVERY way possible) 9. Madison, Lauren, Jack, Tom, and Jesse - the Secret Life. The problem with the Secret Life is that it is so preachy but addicting, and once I am hooked I can't stop, it's like OCD for crap. I was tricked into watching Secret Life and I can't stop, damn. The problem with Madison is that she is annoying and a big mouth, just like Lauren. The problem with Jack and Tom is that they are both jerks that broke up or cheated on their girlfriends because they wouldn't have sex with them (maybe they took a class called douche 101) and the problem with Jesse is that he is just not a likable character, cute as a button yes, but likable no. The problem with me is that I tune in faithfully every Monday. Shame On ME. 10. Paige - Charmed. Okay my dislike for her is totally misplaced but I could never get over the fact that the Charmed Ones all of a sudden had a spare sister that they never knew about. And she just so happened to have Prue's powers (and more, making her Prue times 2). She randomly comes out of nowhere and now the "Power of 3" is technically back but that just means that the entire time they had been talking about the power of 3 they really were meaning the Power of 4. Paige was actually a semi-okay character but I couldn't get with the show after that, and then there is also the fact that basically every other dead character but Prue got to make a reappearance (but I guess that was all on Shannen huh?). So if you are wondering about me all you really need to know is that I am pretty much the most boring person you will ever meet in your life. I work (real interesting I know I know), I go to class (because this degree is kicking my ass), I write fanfiction (because I am a horrible writer and no one really judges to harshly here--thanks for that), and annoy the shit out of my family and friends with my brilliant wit and sense of humor (which they absolutely loooooveor not)...oh yeah, I cuss alot so I apologize now if it offends you but seriously be prepared if you read my stories there is definitely cussing and f*ing so yeah...I rate them accordingly, so if your not supposed to be reading it then don't read it! Follow the bouncing ball: Not. 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