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Joined 05-11-18, id: 10736936, Profile Updated: 07-04-18
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If I were a warrior...

I would be a spotted silver tabby she-cat,

My name would be Spottedpelt, and

My clan would be ShadowClan.

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Clan rankings from favorite to least favorite:

1. ShadowClan

2. RiverClan

3. ThunderClan

4. WindClan

5. SkyClan

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Favorite warrior cats (in no particular order)

- Ivypool

- Russetfur

- Blackstar

- Tawnypelt

- Tigerheart/star

- Whitestorm

- Dovewing

- Cinderpelt

- Jayfeather

- Hollyleaf

- Dustpelt

- Sandstorm

- Brackenfur

- Stonefur

- Stormfur

- Crowfeather

- Onestar

- Lilyheart

- Dawnpelt

- Littlecloud

- Puddleshine

- Tallstar

- Sorreltail

- Blossomfall

- Barley

- Hazeltail

- Yellowfang

- Mothwing

- Sasha

- Needletail

- Finleap

- Icecloud

- Foxleap

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Least favorite warrior cats (in no particular order)

- Pinestar

- Leafstar

- Cinderheart

- Rowanclaw

- Lionblaze

- Bumblestripe

- Tree

- Leafpool

- Spottedleaf

- Squirrelflight

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WORST warrior names:

- Fernsong (he's a tom! naming him this was mean)

- Twigbranch (this name makes no sense! come on Bramblestar! Might as well named her Icefrost, Flamefire, or Speckledapple!)

- Maggottail (what mother would name her kit Maggotkit??)

- Billystorm (SkyClan this is why you're my least favorite clan! Stop keeping the kittypet name as the prefix it doesn't work!)

- Foxheart (isn't that an insult?)

- Frecklewish (wish is one of my least favorites suffixes and how do cats know what freckles are?? Again, come on SkyClan!)

- Macgyver (Ugh having Millie and Daisy keep their names is one thing but Macgyver? I will say it again: Come on SkyClan!)

- Bouncefire (What does this name even mean? Does fire bounce like a ball? Poor thing! Leafstar, get it together!)

- Snookthorn (What's a snook?? Reminds me of Jersey Shore...)

- Harveymoon (I guess Hurricane Harvey hit the moon)

- Rileypool (He's not a kittypet anymore!!! Leafstar stop this madness!)

- Bellaleaf (She's not a kittypet anymore!!! What's a Bellaleaf?? Leafstar is officially the worst namer EVER)

- Onewhisker (I love Onestar's character, but why did his parents name him Onekit? I don't get it)

- Harrybrook (Leafstar! It's one thing to give cats that aren't related to you crappy names but your own son??)

- Sneezecloud (Really? Sneezecloud? Poor kitty...)

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109 Fun Questions Answered by Yours Truly (Not complete yet!):

1. What is the dumbest way you've been injured?

I get hurt a lot... but I'll say either the time when my foot got caught on the carpet while I was getting taken down by a black belt and my knee basically blew up or the time when I was hiking up Mt Kilauea and tripped, basically rolled down super sharp lava rock and sliced up my legs and elbow. Both were pretty stupid. And painful.

2. Serious question here, do you count your steps?

Not going to lie, I do this sometimes.

3. What's something I would never guess about you?

I'm a black belt and I've been to Hawaii ten times

4. What is your most unusual talent?

I don't know... uh I'm pretty good at training fish to do tricks? Is that a talent?

5. What's the most awkward thing that happens to you on a regular basis?

I trip on nothing a whole lot and in public it gets a little bit humiliating haha

6. What's the funniest thing you've seen someone do?

I saw a guy running through my college campus with a baby bonnet on his head

7. What's your worst bug-related story?

While I was in Hawaii, I saw a German cockroach on the wall in the hallway in the middle of the night so I got a tissue and grabbed him and was on my way to throw him outside when he wiggled out of the tissue and ran up my arm! Now I have pet Madagascar hissing cockroaches but these German roaches are NOTHING like them! It was terrible!

8. What's something that people think makes them look cool, but actually makes them look ridiculous?

Tattoos, piercings, and sagging pants.

9. What's the funniest name you can think of for a pet?

Uh... Mary Puppins for a dog and... Kit Kat for a cat?

10. What's the cheesiest movie moment or line you can think of?

"Holy (insert something weird) Batman!" - Robin

11. What's the most useless product around today?

Smartwatches. Why on Earth would you want basically a crappy version of a smart phone as a watch? You can basically do the same things on either one (normally more on the phone) and the phone is WAY easier to type on!

12. Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Uh... I guess?

13. What's your worst roommate story?

Oh where do I begin... I had quite possibly the WORST roommate in the history of roommates my first year of college! There are so many things I could say here... but I guess I'll go with this one: So my roommate was an art major and for one of her drawing finals she had to do a self portrait thingy so instead of painting a picture of herself like a normal person, she cut an apple and an orange in half, stapled one half apple to one half orange, then cut herself open with scissors and smeared her blood along the staple lines of the fruit (I called it Frankenfruit!). Her professor gave her a B plus. It was traumatic

14. What's the worst food you've ever eaten?

Fried pickles. I love pickles, they're like my favorite thing to eat, but do not fry them!

15. What is your spirit animal and why?

All the silly quizzes online usually say either an eagle or a fox :)

16. Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?

I guess some looks for intelligence? I don't know honestly

17. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?

In the spirit of Homer Simpson, I would say breed a dog and a cat together to create a creature with the cleanliness of a dog and the loyalty of a cat! A Cog! Lol

18. What animal would be the most terrifying if it could speak?

House cat. Hands down, my cat gives me some terrifying looks and I'm pretty sure he would eat me or something if he was bigger!

19. Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life?

Tough question! I guess sushi because carbs are not my friend haha

20. Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

If I had the tattoos I have a feeling everyone would feel badly for me... I lead a very uneventful life in and out of college. Also I hate tattoos. So I'll go with the Mystique skin.

21. Would you rather go 30 days without your phone or your entire life without dessert?

I'm not really a dessert person, but I'd still give up my phone for 30 days. I have books, iPads, and a laptop to tide me over!

22. Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?

I've been a great player on a horrible team before and it wasn't that great so I'll go with worst player on great team!

23. If one animal was made the size of an elephant, which would be the scariest?

Mosquito. Or the house cat again. Oh! Or a lamprey! Honestly there's a lot of animals that would be very threatening if they were elephant-sized!

24. Who or where you you haunt if you were a ghost?

I'd probably haunt my horrible college roommate, payback for ruining my first year at school! (Insert evil laugh here)

25. If you were reincarnated as a famous landmark, which would it be?

The Empire State Building! I'm super tall so I find it fitting

26. Which celebrity chef would you most like to make you dinner?

Uh... Gordon Ramsey? I don't know celebrity chefs!!!!

27. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Either mushrooms or pickles.

28. How much would someone have to pay you to eat a live spider?

I mean I probably swallow live spiders in my sleep all the time... but for me to be conscious and eat a live spider... at LEAST 100 grand. It also depends on the species. I'm not eating a live (or even dead) brown recluse sorry!

29. What would be the worst movie sequel ever made?

Titanic 2: Revenge of the Iceberg (Review: Will do for icebergs what Jaws did for the ocean)

30. If you were stranded on a desert island and you could choose one person to keep you company, who would it be? What about one animal?

Yikes one person stuck with me forever on an island? I don't know... for an animal though, I'd probably take my cat, Barley

31. Have you ever worn clothing with the labels or tags still attached?

Yeah who hasn't done that? I've had people point it out to me multiple times now... pretty embarrassing but oh well haha

32. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?

Smartest of course!

33. Do you have any superstitions?

Sort of? I sort of believe in some sort of fate/god(s)/karma because last time I was in Hawaii I took three rocks from Kilauea and then I had three bad things happen to me afterwards... (I fell down the volcano, my computer mysteriously broke, and when I was sending my concert tickets to a friend since I couldn't go they didn't go through in time for the concert). Don't know if that's really a superstitious thing or not

34. What's the worst pickup line you've ever dished out/heard?

Don't have any experience in that arena, next!

35. If you were a man for a day, what would be the first thing you'd do?

Probably have a mental breakdown :)

36. What is the weirdest thing you find attractive in a person?

I don't know?

37. What cheesy song have you memorized?

Low by Flo Rida (If you could call an awesome song like this "cheesy" haha)

38. If you got stuck in an elevator and had to listen to only one song, what would it be?

I'm not picky, any pop or rap/hip hop song will do :)

39. What's something weird that you recommend everyone tries at least once?

Indoor sky diving, I hated it, but you should still do it

40. What do you think is the most unpleasant sounding word?

Bulbous. There's just something about that word that makes my skin crawl!

41. What is something you hate, but wish you loved?

Tomatoes, partying, social media, other teen stuff

42. What makes you feel old?

Having near-constant knee pain before I'm even 20 years old.

43. What is something you get wrong almost every time you do it?

Anything math or chemistry related lol

44. What things do you do every day that you wish could be automated?

Nothing more please! I already think technology is going too far!

45. Who would you most like to sit next to on a 10-hour flight and why?

If he were still alive and if I spoke French, Louis Pasteur of course! He's my idol

46. What is something that people are obsessed with but you just don't get the point of?

Snapchat. Don't get it, why can't we just text and send pictures that way?

47. What weird food combinations do you enjoy?

Cottage cheese and fried potato chunks. That's about as weird as I get lol

48. What's the funniest/most disappointing/weirdest/etc. text you've gotten?

49.

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Embers and Ashes by Wolfcreations19 reviews
In Sootpaw's and Flarepaw's world, hierarchy is everything. Rank determines how easy or how difficult your life in the clan plays out. One is a Commoner- a low rank- one is destined to become a Grand Royal- the highest rank. Their worlds are the same-connected- yet, entirely different. The two struggle in their own ways and live... *Rest inside* (Updates are now every other SUNDAY)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 504,916 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 7/14/2017
Broken by Lightning of the West reviews
As long as I am used, I am useful. As long as I am useful, I have purprose. As long as I have purpose, my life has meaning. The day I no longer function to please and obey, I am obsolete. I am broken.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,503 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/9/2013
Up In Flames - Book One: Into the Wild by RevampWriting reviews
When Rusty is chased out of the forest by a ThunderClan patrol, he stumbles onto the moors and is taken in by WindClan instead. But while he embraces life on the moors and strives to learn all he can about his new home, enemies lurk in the shadows, and he finds he must defeat them without his Clan - or risk losing them forever...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,177 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Firestar, Tallstar, Bluestar, Brokenstar
The Dark Forest Game by Hey I'm Grim reviews
3 apprentices, assembled randomly, from each of the 5 clans decide to meet up one night on the gathering island to play a game. Not just any game, it's The Dark Forest game. Except, it's not a game. (Based off of The Werewolf Game, just changed up a bit). [No character slots left.]
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 6/28/2018
Flame and Smoke by 8Silver-Storm8 reviews
My name is Smokepaw, and I am a medicine cat apprentice. I wasn't supposed to be, though, or at least I prefer to belive that. Had I not snuck out as a kit, I wouldn't be like this. I like to think I would be the greatest warrior in the forest if I wasn't the way that I am. I never should've snuck out. I never should've let that dog get near me. (Hiatus until I get more inspired)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 42,361 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 7/20/2016
Believer by S1L3NTK1LL3RJAY reviews
This is the old version! I'll be posting the rewritten version somewhat soon! (Summary: Rose and Rusty are twins of a litter, and because of that destinies have been twisted and changed. Some would think an extra cat wouldn't change much in things that are "meant to be" but hell, Rose wasn't exactly a normal cat. Mapleshade probably should have thought twice about her actions.)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,511 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Firestar, Tigerstar, Mapleshade, OC
Dawn Frost by KatieK101 reviews
Crowfrost: the handsome new deputy of ShadowClan. Dawnpelt: the beautiful daughter of Rowanstar. She-cats worship him, toms drool over her. He's fierce and she's fiery. She's smart and he's witty. He resents his Clanmates. She's tired of being seen as just a pretty face. They hate each other. But when they're forced to work together, can a friendship - or something more - bloom? AU
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,217 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Tigerheart, Dawnpelt - Complete
Bluefur's Choice by TheQu1etOne reviews
The day before Bluefur gives up her kits, she changes her mind and decides to raise them as her own. But as time goes on and Thistleclaw becomes leader, Bluefur realizes that her choice may have sent ThunderClan on the path to its downfall.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,284 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Bluestar, Mistyfoot, Stonefur, Thistleclaw
Tinystar's Beginning: Fire and Ice by Twilidramon reviews
Tinyclaw is now a warrior of ThunderClan - but the chill of winter is settling in, and dangers lurk at every corner of the forest. The Clans are growing restless, and Tinyclaw fears not only for his safety, but the safety of ThunderClan. Battle is imminent, and a betrayal from within ThunderClan might spell the end for Tinyclaw. Rated T for safety. **COMPLETE**
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,687 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Firestar, Bluestar, Tigerstar, Scourge - Complete
The Challenge by Jeffrey Dahmer reviews
Foxleap strongly believes that he's the best at everything he does. And after proving he's one of the fastest, strongest, and smartest cats in the Clan, he's grown cocky. So when Spiderleg comments that any she-cat would cringe when they saw him, Foxleap takes that as a challenge. A challenge to find one she-cat who likes him... This would be harder than he thought.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,399 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Swallowtail, Foxleap - Complete
Tinystar's Beginning: Into the Wild by Twilidramon reviews
What if Scourge went into the forest instead of Rusty? What if they weren't the only ones who had changed places? Follow Shoe as he leaves the comfort of his kittypet life to become Tinypaw, apprentice of ThunderClan, and uncovers a secret that could change ThunderClan forever. Can this tiny cat become the greatest warrior of them all? Rated T for safety. **COMPLETE**
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,217 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Firestar, Bluestar, Tigerstar, Scourge - Complete
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Light reviews
He was blinding, now nothing is right.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2018 - OC
In the Land reviews
A warrior cats fairy tale: Sweetpaw is an apprentice of WindClan who, after being transported to a world beyond her imagination by a creature beyond her imagination, fights for a place amongst a cold group of mountain-dwellers and searches for a way home.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 5/13/2018
(De)clawed reviews
On the Big Island of Hawaii, three clans thrive in their own niches on the island. Conflict is minimal until one clan's greed leads to war. Foxy Lady, a maimed kittypet from the mainland, escapes her housefolk and enters a world that may be physically too much for her.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,037 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018