I love almost anything, except /maybe/ slashes, but only because I don't see them in cannon with the stories...
Favorite Quotes:“So?” said Draco scornfully. “It’s like suggesting that Weasley is about to jump on you and batter you to the floor with his spoon, just because he’s got one.”
“What’s wrong with my spoon?” said Ron, looking up from his porridge.
“Nothing. I’m merely saying how ridiculous the idea of you beating Luna to death with it is,” said Draco.
Ron stared at him. “Whoever said I was going to beat Luna to death with a spoon?”
“Wouldn’t using a knife be a lot easier?” said Ginny.
“Yes, but he hasn’t got a knife,” said Draco. “Look, the point is – “
“What do I need a knife for?” said Ron, staring at him.
There was a moment’s pause, and then Kainda summed up the whole conversation very well. “Can anybody remember what on earth we were talking about?”
“Killing Luna,” said Ron, through a mouthful of porridge.
“Excuse me,” said Luna, dreamily, “but I don’t actually want to be killed, if it’s all the same to you...”
Draco put a hand over his eyes. “Why do I even bother trying to explain things to you people? The opsittop would understand things better.”
“What’s Sneezy got to do with killing Luna?” said Ginny.
“Nothing! Look, it’s that – “ Draco just gave up, and covered his face.
There was another pause, then Kainda shrugged. “Not our fault you can’t explain things properly. Pass the jam, Ron. Try not to kill Luna with it as you do.”
“I thought he was going to use a spoon,” said Neville, confused.
Draco sighed behind his hands. “Imbeciles. I’m surrounded by imbeciles.”
~Harry Potter and Ankh of Khepri by The Velvet Ghost
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