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ABOUT ME!(THINGS I LOVE/ WHAT I AM)

1. I LOVE ANIME! like naruto, bleach, oran high school host club, the wallflower, durarara!!!, and hellsing.

2. I'M CRAZY! i go are in school yelling PMS! PMS meas pervected mind sym. i do random things all the time!

3. I RANDOM FACTS! for some reason if someone brings up something i bring up somke random fact for some reason...

4. I'M WERID! and i love it! i'm also a bad speller :)

(THINGS I DISLIKE)

1. Rude people, people who bully ( not in a joking way)

2. people who don't get me! i'm werid i said before! what a high school girl cant be crazy!

3. and the last one is people who just judge people without really knowing them.


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if you can read this put it in your profile

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-I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-If a stranger offers you a ride, only go with him if he has candy.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- I'm not crazy- I'm psychotic . . . There's a difference!

- There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

- My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

- Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today

- Don't get mad; get sadistic.

Dont worry, we'll get threw this with inexpensive therapy, bubble wrap, and chocolate.

- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

- Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

- My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

- Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil.

- I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

- You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

- Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

- If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh.

- your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you.

- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

- What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

- Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Being weird is like being normal, only better!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Weather Forecast for tonight: dark

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'

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MY NARUTO, AND AKATSUKI POST UP FOR FUN

WELL THAT IS IT BECAUSE YOU LEARN MORE ABOUT ME IN MY STORIES AND PLEASE DON'T FLAME MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cool things right here

Akatsuki icons!

Itachi: -/ \-

Deidara: O\/

Zetsu: \O.O/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =O_O=

Hidan: O.O

Kakuzu: $.$

Konan: @O.O

Pein: O:O

Our Itachi's Face guide:

-/ \- Normal
/o\ -LOL
/_\ -Happy
O/_\O -Shock
O/_\o -Shifty Eyes
@/_\@ -Confused
o/_\o; -Sweat Drop
O/_\~ -Wink

//_\\ -Crying

~/_\~ -Sleeping

0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley!! Copy and paste if you love Itachi.

If you support the theory that Madara poisoned Itachi, copy and paste.

If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

EVERYONE THAT ARE SASUSAKU FAN PLEASE COPY THIS

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump assholes!'

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Maybe I Was Mistaken by theindigoprince reviews
Eridan starts his school year at a new high school, where he barely knows anyone apart from his best friend Feferi. However, soon he meets Sollux Captor, an old rival of his whom he hates and envies and who eventually makes things much harder for Eridan, as if they weren't hard enough already. Events happen which make Eridan reconsider his feelings. EriSol, SolFef, Humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - [Eridan A., Sollux C.] Feferi P.