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Wow I just realized I don't have a profile here. I'm too lazy at the moment so I'll just say that I am currently reading Cardcaptor Sakura Clear Card Arc and am missing tsundere!Syaoran UwU

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Queen of the Crunk by Lobotomised reviews
He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,220 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Saw Mummy Kiss Chat Noir by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Emma Agreste thought she had the perfect life...until she saw her mother kiss the superhero Chat Noir. With the help of her twin brother, Hugo, Emma is determined to stop Chat Noir from ruining their family and stealing away their mother. Meanwhile, Adrien is convinced his children hate him.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,103 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Marichat Oneshots by writerllofllworlds reviews
Adrien, disguised as Chat Noir, has developed a deep friendship with a one Marrinete Dupain-Cheng. Lots of Oneshots about Marichat.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,282 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
What Can You See by AmyNChan reviews
What starts off as a simple question leads to an evening of discovery. Marichat. Blind AU
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
the streets i used to own by Empress of Everything reviews
He waits for her. She doesn't come. She will never come again. {MariChat}
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
O Death by GoddessApostle reviews
"O Death," she sang, and he was the one who answered. Grim Reaper AU. One-shot. Marichat.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/15/2015 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Poets by ashesandhoney reviews
A Herongraystairs OT3 Soulmate AU. The words on your skin are the first thing your soulmate will ever say to you and the first thing that you say to them is written on their bodies. It's a perfect system and Jem Carstairs - perfect student, perfect son, perfectly and carefully controlled Jem - doesn't fit into it the way he always thought he would.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
But I Have Drunk Enough of Life: For Ella Herondale by elan0rjoy reviews
When Ella Herondale was born, it was with a great yell. When she died, it was without so much as a whimper. She had always been brave, had always taken care of her people. In the end, it was not a surprise to anyone that she died protecting her brother.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Ella H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35025 - Favs: 24,917 - Follows: 18,612 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Need to Talk about Jessamine by elan0rjoy reviews
Let's talk about how, as the emblem of their new lives, Jessamine's parents poured their hopes and dreams into her until she literally overflowed with all of it. Let's talk about how, by the time she was six, there simply was no room in her for anything Shadowhunter in her.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Jessamine L. - Complete
Tessa Has Always Seen Me by ashesandhoney reviews
Based on the comic at the back of the UK version of City of Heavenly Fire. This story explores Tessa's grief and recovery in the years after 1937. There are ghosts and I might have cried when I wrote it.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Will H., Tessa G.]
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11621 - Favs: 11,061 - Follows: 9,491 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Turn of Events by arieland
*Clockwork Princess SPOILERS. Scene in the Lightwood Manor before Gabriel arrives at the London Institute.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Gabriel L., Benedict L. - Complete
God Sent Pets to Paradise by Pyrahus reviews
Church counted his life in stages. Most of those stages revolved around Jem Carstairs and his absences. He was gone too long. Contains spoilers for CP2
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Magnus B., Church, Jem C., Church
Turning of the Year by Pyrahus reviews
Will was a stubborn, ridiculous human being. Otherwise known as "The Five Times Will Herondale summoned Brother Zachariah and the One Time Jem Carstairs called on William Herondale".
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Simply Ian by Volcanic Lily reviews
What they saw: Ian the backstabber, the scheming Lucian, the merciless Kabra, the scapegoat. Evil to the core, just like his mother. Maybe even a Vesper traitor. What he wanted to be: simply Ian. The Cahill. A truly good person, or at the very least, someone who tried to be. "Because it wasn't easy, and it wasn't fun, trying to rebuild an entire structure from the ground up."
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Ian K. - Complete
Sunday by memory's marionette reviews
On Sunday, he realizes that he has never told her that he loves her.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Weeds by Volcanic Lily reviews
"What constitutes a weed, really, Mum?... Honestly, what's considered wanted varies from one person to another." A conversation between Ian and Isabel regarding the Cahills and a simile involving flowers. Ian/Amy, takes place near the end of Series 1.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Ian K., Amy C.] Isabel K. - Complete
Operation: Date Crashers by Volcanic Lily reviews
Dan is appalled: His mostly sane sister is dating Ian Cobra! He has to put a stop to this, with the help of the most devious person he knows... Wait, that's Ian. The second most devious, then: Natalie. Ian/Amy romance, Dan/Natalie grudging friendship
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Amy C., Ian K.] Dan C., Natalie K. - Complete
Giggles by Volcanic Lily reviews
Ian is forced to listen in on a very giggly, lovestruck conversation between Amy and Sinead about the oh-so-wonderful, "adorkable," "romantic" Evan Tolliver. Oh, joy of joyful joys. Ian/Amy/Evan.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Ian K., Amy C., Evan T.] Sinead S. - Complete
Russian Roulette by memory's marionette reviews
Russian Roulette:A potentially lethal game of chance in which participants place a single round in a revolver, spin the cylinder, place the muzzle against their head and pull the trigger. Irina reflects on the game that has altered her life.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Irina S. - Complete
Diagrams by Volcanic Lily reviews
Ted can't see to draw his diagrams. Wanting to get away from her family for a little while, Reagan is willing to help. Ted/Reagan, takes place during "Into the Gauntlet."
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - [Ted S., Reagan H.] - Complete