![]() Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect. Country: Singapore Gender: A man. Or dude. Or bro. Or any other male connotation. Occupation: A slave to the Singapore Armed Forces. Interests: PC Gaming, reading, and writing new Mass Effect fanfictions, cycling, lifting weights (do you even lift, bro?), playing rugby and football (soccer to you Americans). Self-Thought Up Quotes: When you gotta run, you gotta run. Like hell. / Life's a bitch, so go walk it and find a mate for it. / If you're not screwing someone over, you're getting screwed over by someone. Favorite Quotes: Surprise motherfucka! -Sgt Doakes Suck my dick motherfucker, you understand that shit? -Sgt Doakes English motherfucker, do you speak it?! -Samuel L Jackson (Usually used on YouTube where about 65% of all users commenting speak anything but English) AK47. The very best there is. When you absolutely positively gotta kill every motherfucka in the room, accept no substitutes. -Samuel L Jackson Favorite Food: D'oh I love mah grub. All right all right, my fav is Carl's Jr. Portobello Mushroom Thickburger. I swear to God just eating one of those big, mean motherf*$kers is in violation of AT LEAST 7 of God's Ten Commandments. Not eating much of those bastards these days though, too damned expensive. Sigh. Hotdogs (sausages in general). I go nuts for 'em. Shepherd's pie. Yummers. Sushi. Raw ones are fine. Top 3 Favorite TV Shows: 1.) Criminal Minds - 9 seasons in but every episode is still fresh and you never see it coming. The writers deserve an award for being that awesome. 2.) Chuck (I can't believe that they almost canned it... it's really good... especially Yvonne Strahovski... mmm that booty...) 3.) The Mentalist (Patrick Jane's a complete asshole, but he's a blast to watch. And laugh your ass off to.) Favorite Mass Effect 1/2 Characters: Miranda Lawson Ashley Williams Jeff 'Joker' Moreau Urdnot Wrex Thane Krios Garrus Vakarian Mordin Solus Jack/Subject Zero Samara Kasumi Goto Legion Favorite Mass Effect 1/2 Pairings: FemShep&Miranda FemShep&Ashley FemShep&Samara MaleShep&Miranda MaleShep&Ashley Ashley&Jack Ashley&Kaidan Jacob&Kasumi Jack&Samara Garrus&Kelly Chambers (Don't ask why, it just is.) Vanguard FemShep&Charge&Inferno Ammo on the Collector Assault Rifle Infiltrator FemShep& Cryo Ammo on the Widow Current Projects: Reunited (Mass Effect 1&2&3, and just a little bit beyond)- Am gonna finish up this one about Megan and Miranda before I move onto anything else. Has already become a 40 chapter epic tale thanks to all your reviews, and could probably hit 60 (depending on you guys, so START BLOODY REVIEWING!!). Commander Shepard vs. the Haters- Depends on whether or not hatefic writer continues his hate/trollfic. Lotsa pop culture references. Probably going into the discontinued bin. Future Projects: A series of chapters revolving around Jack and Ashley Williams (ME 2, 3 and beyond). Or maybe continue the asari mirrorverse story I started on MassKink but never got around to due to lack of interest. A renegade retelling of ME2 (not much motivation for this now)...A series involving Chuck and the girls in his life... maybe (yeah I love watching Chuck)? Or maybe even a crossover fanfic series about Miranda, Megan (my Commander Shepard), Sarah Walker and Carina? (Chuck/ Mass Effect crossover) Some Mass Effect oneshots? Well anything's possible. So if you got any ideas, PM me or review and drop those ideas. Thanks! In the heat of the battle just now, I lost count of my ammo status. I honestly can't remember if I fired 5 or 6 shots just now, so the question is, are you feelin' lucky punk? Wait, what? My gun's an XM8? Ah, fuck it. *Sustained automatic gunfire* So you stopped me to tell me that you've dropped a therombaric bomb that's highly pressure sensitive. Down three floors. And could detonate any second now. Great, you fucking genius. Do you know what we're gonna do next? Well, I do. Run. Like hell. |
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