Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Death Note. name: ripley toddhair: blonde eyes: blue height: not a pygmy, but still not tall (curses basketball players) age: old enough to be a danger to all on the roads (evil laughter) likes: fire, anime, loud music, explosions, random property damage, bishounen, shiny objects, and things that go 'boom' or incinerate easily, monkeys, annoying people, bothering acorn (bother bother bother), action/romance movies, sarcasm, quoting movies, jhonny depp, hayden christensen, starbursts, leaving long and often insane reviews, rebellion dis-likes: authority figures, Yanni, squirrels, Martha Stewart, cher, barbara streisand, old people, babysitting, math, being told what to do, being looked down upon, retarded essay questions, soprano saxophone, the lifetime channel favorite movies: cruel intentions, pirates of the carribean, anastasia, count of monte cristo (a bit better than the book), beauty and the beast (some disney movies aren't easy to get over), a knights tale, monty python (possibly the best movie of all time), mission impossible II (couldn't grasp the first one), armageddon, miss congeniality, ten things i hate about you, and the three musketeers, coyote ugly, ever after favorite anime/manga bishies: TASUKI! (muhhahahaaa) ~ funny quotes ~ A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE! Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. "I'm surrounded by idiots. But they mean well." –Hiei (yu-yu hakusho) Buffy: "Have you ever done an exchange program?" Spike: "You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda." "Oh, How could I forget! You've got a thing for dead girls!" Wes: "Okay, let's approach this logically." Host: “The nice people really don't wanna hear about our family issues.” Gavin: “Angel, good afternoon.” Bethany:“How do I know you're an angel?” Rufus:“That's just what the good people of Antioch were saying, just before they stoned my ass.” Bartleby:“Your hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what ought to be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on bus.” -Dogma quotes added 3-29-04 (after reading excessive amounts of Cassandra Claire Fanfic,oh the insanity) "When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary." "My hovercraft is full of eels." "Demons, Demons, Demons - what a title." " It is Strygalldvir. Conjure with it and I will eat your heart and liver." " Standing on a hilltop during a lightning storm wearing a wet suit of armor and yelling 'All gods are bastards!' at the top of your lungs" " I've come to regard you as someone...as someone...someone that I've met." "A total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will always see us through." "Minions from hell getting you down?" blackadder quotes -added 9-1-04 "The Prince wants to take your daughter for his wife." EB: "Percy, have you ever wondered what your insides looked like?" "As the good Lord says, love thy fellow man as you love yourself, unless they are Turks, then kill the bastards". - King Richard IV, leaving for a Crusade, BA1 George: "I've just had another brilliant idea." George: "Tell me about these oppressed masses. What's got them so worked up ?" EB: "I wish to send some party invitations. In order to make them look particularly fierce, I wish to sign them in blood. Your blood, to be precise." "Baldric, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'." "Baldric, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato." B: "I want my mother." "I think I'll write my tombstone - Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed." All day long you mutter to yourself...gibber, dribble, moan, and bang your head against the wall, yelling, 'I want to die!'. Now you may say I'm leaping to conclusions, but...you're not _completely_ happy, are you? -- Kate to her father : Bells "She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils." ...For 'tis better to die poor than to live in shame and ignomany. My _father_ used to laugh at...who were those people with the funny faces and the bells? Ah...jesters, madam. i'd like to say some thing to acorn: |
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