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Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII.

Well, I felt the need to redo ALL of this since the last time I did this was like... wow... awhile ago...

I live in St. Albans, West Virginia. I know what you're thinking... bleh. It sucks. Umm... I'm 15 right now. I'm a lesbian. I enjoy writing poems, stories, reading books, playing a bass guitar, eating, sucking up to my teachers to get good grades cause I'm a little on the MR side. I'm an insomiac, whiter than a piece of paper, play video games, watch anime, say random things, LOVE llamas, like taking photos of random objects, listen to anything EXCEPT country, love making friends. I fall inlove like everyother day with random girls, love the word fornicate. It's just an awesome word and I love it's meaning.

Ok, now that that's over with I guess I should say something else. Ummm... phew... can;t think. The hamster spinning the wheel in my head is narcopeleptic. (think I spelled that right) I'm a pirate person since the battle between pirates and ninja's has been wagin for a while now. I hate people who make fun of others for being different. I kind of just want to slap them with a giant salmon.

I hate movies that make me cry, fuzzy pink things, and the dark. Anything that makes me laugh I love. My favorite food is probably anything Chinese. I can't live with out it. I makes my mouth drools. I love mythology and reading the dictonary in my spare time. I'm not that literate and can't read fast. I type kinda slow and get in trouble in school for stating my opinions.

Wow. points up that's sorta long. So I'm gonna end it now with something we all can relate too... well... may be just me... I love squishy shiny things.

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Operation: Assassination by AmazonTurk reviews
The Turks are recruiting new members. Their initiation? Assassination. Submit job application within.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 133,854 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity by dantesdarkqueen reviews
A series of oneshotsdrabbles that basically show that Sephiroth is just as human as you and me. Most of them will be humorous, and all are preNibelheim. Latest: the saga comes to a close. Thanks, everyone, for your support and for reading this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 147,054 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Random Insanity! by Midnight8 reviews
What happens when you put the cast of FF 10 in a room with a normal guy, a pot head, and a goth chick...the possiblites are endless!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2002
Getting back to Shinra
Mad cow? Sephiroth black mail? Hojo's personal documents? Evil clones? Rufus' stapler? Cram that and more together to get this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Published: 5/21/2007