The Most Unusal of Knights
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Author has written 3 stories for Teen Titans, and Harry Potter.

Hello there, and thank you for taking the time to read my profile! Ummm, yeah, don't have a lot to put right here, so, have some of the basics for now. Oh! Before the basics -- I'm willing to beta for anyone! Actually, I'd love to beta for somebody. I have a lot of spare time that needs to be taken up! Just send me a request via e-mail or Myspace/Facebook about beta-ing, and I'll get to you ASAP. If I get enough request I may make a seperate account via Myspace/Facebook for beta-ing, also to be used to help get your stories out there!

( '-, Just A Bit About Me ,-' )

Name: Serenity Beausejour

Alias: Renity the Winsune, Rere-San, Renity, Ronity, Ronni, Roni, Rena, and Beautimaful To Tigger

Age: 18

Birthday: September 1, 1989

Gender: Female

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 121 lbs.

Build: Short, average build I suppose.

Hair: Couple inches past the shoulders, dark brown, usually in a pony-tail

Eyes: Pale, pale green.

Skin: Pale, very, very pale.

Jewelry: A tiny gold bracelet that has my name on one side and my birthday on the other.

Boyfriend: Joshua Gregory Stubbs a.k.a. Wolfie

Best Friend: Thomas Anthony Damelio a.k.a. Tigger

Pets: Ella the Kitty, Char the Kitten, Makaria the Puppy, Chico the Ferret, and Bandit the Ferret.

Likes: Shiney things, Necklaces, Wolves, Candy, Pure Sugar, and some people.

Is Ok With: Little brother

DisLikes: Love (Even though I'm in it, lol.), Being picked up, Sleeping with any lights on, Sleeping with doors open. -Nod- -Nod-

Favorite anime: Inu Yasha

Favorite manga: The Vampire Game

Favorite quotes: Pirates of the Caribbean:The Curse of the Black Pearl
Captain Jack Sparrow". . .But why's the rum gone?"

Governor Swann: So this is your choice. You know he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth Swann: No he's a pirate.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Captain Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Captain Jack Sparrow: Savvy?

Captain Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...Backs up and trips over ledge

Captain Jack Sparrow: After Will Turner draws his sword Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Captain Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Captain Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Captain Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.

Captain Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opprotune moment, that was it.

Elizabeth Swann: You're despicable.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
King Arthur: After cutting off both the Black Knight's arms "Look, you stupid bastard! You've got no arms left!"
Black Knight: "Yes I have!
King Arthur: "Look!"
Black Knight: "It's just a flesh wound!"

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Crowd: After a long pause ... I got better.
Crowd: Burn her anyway!

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

Black Knight: After Arthur has cut off both of his legs and arms Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.

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Only You by sexyslytherin2 reviews
NEW CHAPTER... UPDATED FINALLY! Hermione and Draco mature over the summer and realize they have more in common then they thought, but when a romance fizzles on the surface will Lucius somehow interfere?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ferrets and Weasels by Catnipob reviews
I am currently revamping the story somewhat as I feel that I was a bit inexperienced when I first wrote this. Please see my profile page for details and excuses! As ever, I WILL NOT give up on this story...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 109,359 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
In All Your Fantasies by Josie Butler reviews
What really happens at the Opera Populaire... Phantom of the Opera as it truly should have been... What happens when Erik falls in love with his beautiful savior, Catherine, and must learn to live and love alone?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Ta Douleur by charlito reviews
Hermione and Draco fall in love without expecting it during 7th year.Soul mates?are they meant to be?but Draco has a secret that even he may no know about that hermione begins to put together,but her love for the enemy may risk thier lives, HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All's Fair by Varietygirl9143 reviews
COMPLETE “Granger! Listen to me: we’re in the middle of a war. The only way to ensure survival is to not get involved, to not get too close. That’s the best way.” Not DH compliant, postHBP, AU BZHG, previously All's Fair in Love and War
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,470 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Consequences of Getting Smashed by kateg123 reviews
Hermione experiences the ordeal of getting drunk. Of course consequences soon ensue, some hilarious, some romantic...HGDM be brilliant and review please: Now completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 8,069 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Supposed To Happen by aeternus aenigma reviews
Draco and Hermione dance together at a club not knowing who the other is. What happens when they return to school? Non HBP compliant! Finally Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,702 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Strange Engagement by Northern-Southern Belle reviews
Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,902 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mask and the Slipper by Lady Rosesong reviews
EVER AFTER meets POTO. Erik has been sold into slavery by his evil stepmother and the thing he longs for most is revenge. However, by chance he meets a girl who stirs a new longing within him. There's just one problem: she's a princess. EC all the way!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,056 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Erik, Christine
Once Upon a Hogwarts by Lily in a Pond reviews
The Prince never returned Cinderella's shoe, the evil stepsister is more dangerous than you think, and the real Cinderella still hasn't revealed herself. It'll take more than magic to fix this fairy tale before the clock strikes midnight. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,251 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The heir by JennyWren reviews
A long time ago Christine promised Erik her first son as an heir for his world. She has almost forgotten it. He has not.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 184 - Words: 317,281 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Christine - Complete
The Weekend of Change by Rachelle123 reviews
following chapter 20. Elphaba has given birth to their son, and Fiyero and her must be married or else Fiyero will be stripped of the crown and taken away from Elphaba and their new son KeLiir. Lots of awesome stuff has happened already R & R! Fiyeraba!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,657 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
My Life As An Undercover Spy by Hedwig199 reviews
My name is Hermione Granger, and I have chosen to be a spy for the Order. My mission: Find out which side Draco Malfoy is on. Simple, right? But the information I get is alot more than I bargained for. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Love Goes Wrong by Shinsei-Kokoro reviews
His plan had been to make her fall for him. Certainly not the other way around. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,241 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Music To My Ears by Teddybeargurl reviews
COMPLETE Draco Malfoy is hallucinating. In his dreams, he keeps hearing a sweet voice, which he soon falls in love with. One night he hears the voice, and follows it hoping to find his dream girl and he finds out his surprise love is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,768 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like an Animal by Caesardire reviews
This time, BeastBoy takes it too far... Rated M for Sexual themes, and Language
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,341 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
Too Much of a Good Thing by IrvingZissman reviews
COMPLETED After a couple years of dating, Beast Boy and Raven give into their desires and make love. Yet Beast Boy immediately regrets it when it awakens the last bit of Trigon's influence...LEMON CONTAINED WITHIN...BBRae RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Memories Remain by Tulips and Jill reviews
Draco lowered his wand with a wounded and aching expression. He took a deep breath and pointed his wand at her once more. “I meant every word of it. But not one word of it can ever be. Goodbye.” DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,690 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teen Normals by Vandagirl reviews
The Teen Titans' powers have been stolen! So now they have to go to high school. RobStar, CyRae, BBTer. Chapter 12 up! There's something funny going on in the dressing room while the girls are shopping... R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,779 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 2/23/2005
BB's Birthday Bash by El Queso de Malicioso reviews
A touching story about two superpowered teens who are just trying to survive their raging teenage hormones. [BBxRae][RobStar]
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Raven's Little Secret by Phoenix'sSoul reviews
Raven has bought something that she doesn't want anybody else to know that she has it. Can she keep it a secret or will she be found out. Pairings RaeBB RobStar.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy
Win a Date With HARRY POTTER! by Gryffin-Head-Basilisk-Heart reviews
Fred and George sponsor an event called WIN A DATE WITH HARRY POTTER. Who knows who will enter...not only girls want to get their hands on THE Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Harry P., George W.
Raven's Little Sister by supermnm reviews
Raven’s little sister comes to town, what chaos will ensue? What happens when their father pays a visit? Chapter 4 now up!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005
Don't Worry, Be Happy by riishta92 reviews
Robin seems to be getting strange dreams about a certain girl. Happy starts to take control around the place. Raving jealousy is spewing around the Tower. Starfire's making her pudding again! Can the Titans keep everything under control?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2005
The Saga Continues by ChaosWolfCM reviews
A RobinxRaven. Its Raven's birthday and she gets a visit from her older brother but he might another reason for showing up
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,555 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
The Teen Titans Diaries by Kat097 reviews
The Teen Titans gives a view of their day,each with their opinions and dark secrets. Discover what Raven thinks about blusher and why Beastboy was banned from the grocery store! RobSt and BBR. Winner of the Most Interesting TT Fic Award - Completed
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,437 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Complete
Knockin' on Raven's door by A.N.D reviews
Mixed emotions of empathy and confusion. It all started first with strange dreams and comical experiences. But now the door behind the dreams is being opened. Raven and Beast Boy are standing on its altar. This curtain is closing down to the last session.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,503 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003
More Than Friends by The Last Soul reviews
Sequel to Shadow of a Doubt. Since their battle with Shadow, Raven and Beast Boy's friendship has blossomed into something more, but Raven still isn't opening up. To what lengths will Beast Boy go to get her to express her feelings for him?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
Love is like a Rose by StarsnCyanide reviews
What happends when Beast Boy is dateing Terra and Raven takes drastic measures. Story is being redone and updated.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
A Teen Titans Fairy Tale by Keitorin Asthore reviews
The Teen Titans are sucked into a weird fairy tale world. Totally revamped with two new chapters!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Cyborg
Teen Titan Dreams Or Nightmares You Decide! by Steampunk Dinah reviews
Would you like to decide what happens to the teen titans?Well here you can chose if their lives become a dream-come-true or a living nightmare.Please R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/22/2003
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A Marauderous Adventure! reviews
Ok, so, this is my first shot at anything that has to do with the Marauders, or Harry Potter for that matter, but s'all rioght! I'm givin' this my best go, there's a couple pairings and whatnots, and, well, yeah, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/24/2005
Things Are Always Under The Bed! reviews
Well, not really much to say about this story. There are pairings, but you'll have to read to find out about them because they are entirely too complicated to explain. This is also a bit of a prelude to another Fan Fiction that is yet to come, 'cause if
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005
When Times are Rough: Chapter 1Leaving the Titans reviews
This is a Raven and Beast Boy romance with tons of twists and turns to blow your mind. In this story you will also meet three made-ups. Two good; One bad: and all connected in some twisted way or the other.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete