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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm part RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm part GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (I have a friend from Peru)
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

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Caught in the Cabin by livelikemusic441 reviews
When Dimitri takes Rose to the cabin to calm her down, Alberta walks in on them and ushers them back to campus before the Strigoi attack. Dimitri survives, only for his and Rose's relationship to encounter problems of a different variety. Somebody inside St. Vlad's has found out their secret. Will they make it until graduation? **Now off Hiatus**
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Our Daughter Our Little Angel by T.RxD reviews
Dimitri takes Tasha's offer right after the battle at the Academy. Little did he know he was leaving much more than a heartbroken Rose...9 months later Rose gave birth to her little angel. What happens when Dimitri returns four years later?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,856 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
We Only Thought Goodbye by PlantNerd92 reviews
Dimitri tells Rose his love has faded. Rose saves the Queen and returns to St. Vladimir's Academy to instruct the early-graduating Novices. Will their paths cross again?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,740 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Not How It Should Be by PrincessAnastasiaBelikov reviews
Dimitri is never turned. Rose has a traumatic experience following the attack. Will she recover from it? Or will it be the last straw? WARNING: Contains sexual assault and violence. ON HIATUS UNTIL I FINISH REMEMBER I LOVE YOU
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 7/10/2010 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.]
20 WAYS TO MAKE SNAPE GO CRAZY! by ABC Cullen reviews
Draco,Harry,Ron,Ginny and Hermione are in their final year at Hogwarts and the boys trick hermione into pranking snape.But what happens when it brings snape and hermione closer together, will romance follow. Don't like, don't read. All OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Rose in Hollywood by VAfan1 reviews
This happened after the car accident in the beginning of the story. Rose leaves the academy without Lissa and become a famous actress. In the middle of shooting her next movie, and accident happens and she is sent back home.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
The Tears I Shed by IagoThePanda reviews
It's been five years since Dimitri left his Roza for Tasha, and Rose has moved on with her life. How could she not? But when an unexpected visit and looming threats threaten the life she's created for herself, how will she cope? How will she forget the pain? How will she forgive the only person she's ever loved?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,136 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
So What Now by SnowGoose reviews
What happens after Rose returned from Russia. Rose is just beginning to cope with life without Dimitri when she learns that the night in the cabin had far reaching consequences and will change her life and her world forever. M in later chapters
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Adrian I.
Hardest of Hearts by Dareia reviews
Dimitri left for Tasha 17 years ago, leaving behind a pregnant Rose. Longer summary inside. Give it a try please.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Secrets by TessiLoveSVU reviews
Rose and Dimitri love each other but life is hard when their relationship status is only allowed to be teacher-student! what happened if he had never been changed after the strigoi resuce mission? this is one option. What ifd when they r found out?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Just For Fun by motherfuckingfox reviews
What would you do if YOU were covered in confetti? Update: Ladies and Gentlemen, this story is BACK! Expect new chapters soon
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The game of temptation! by JMEHL55 reviews
Rose is bored and wants Dimitri...BAD! But what happens when it becomes a game? Will Dimitri be able to handle what Rose has in store?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Forever & Always by Little-Dhampir-Tamara reviews
Set during FrostBite. Mason is alive. Dimitri is leaving rose to guard Tasha. But what will happen when another massacre happens, so close to their hearts and Dimitri and Rose are sent away to Russia? Now includes a lemon ;)
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
To save the one you love by mam13662 reviews
I knew i couldn't let him die. He was my soul mate. If he died, so did half of myself. This is a story of love, passion, and bravery. Rose saved Dimitri, this is their life together. ON BREAK.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,466 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Escape by xDarion'sKeeperx reviews
When the parents decide it's okay for Percy and Annabeth to have some time together, to escape from New York, they send them to Mrs. Jackson's cousin Charlie in Forks. P/A E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,724 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Cullen Halloween by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Alice black-mails all of the Cullens, including Bella, into celebrating Halloween. Not that a family of vampires really needs to dress up into a mythical creature costume, but Alice still finds the fun in annoying her family members. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forbidden Love by the-hunger-games-vampire reviews
this happens right after shadow kiss. Rose had saved Dimitri and they are starting to go public. but there is a problem that rose will face that will alter everything she wants. that problem involves Dimitri and he may not be that happy about this fact.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
You Saved Me by walk-the-line reviews
Takes place after Shadow Kissed! Rose has left to find Dimitri and complete her mission but when she encounters him she finds he isn't the Strigoi she assumed him to be. Everytime they encounter each other they just can't seem to kill each other. Review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,524 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Last Red Rose by Mandii.dimitriluver17 reviews
Dimitri left Rose for Tasha thinking it was for the best. Rose is now 20 and has three year old twins. Dimitri is the father. Lissa and Christian are getting married what will happen when Dimitri and Tasha come back 3 years later.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
New arrivale by the-hunger-games-vampire reviews
what happens when rose finds a cute little baby on a shopping trip and gets to keep her? well there will be surprises and baby cuteness along with Rose and Dimitri fluff and stuff.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
My So Called Badass Life by Dimitriluvr reviews
The impossible has happened to Rose. How will she handle having to give up her future? Read and find out. I have recently rewritten all the chapters I had before and combined them into one chapter. I am also writing new chapters to add onto the story. It is a lot better than it sounds, I promise.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Need of a New Life by ElenaMazur reviews
Rose is having a great time. Until one day she sees Dimitri do something she never thought possible and just decides is time of a change in scenery. i suck at summaries! but please read authors note to understand!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Dimitri's POV of Vampire Academy by Isabella-swan-3000 reviews
Vampire Academy in Dimitri's POV please Read and Review
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Dimitri B.
Seven Lakes by valeundecumus reviews
In place of the normal senior novice trials, the dhampirs and their wards are sent into the human world (with a proper guardian) as a formal task. It is technically set during Shadow Kiss, but not really. ON HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
You by First Death 2 reviews
Rose runs after shadow kiss and uses her talents to become a singer, Lisa's favorite. When there is a competition, the prize: to meet the superstar yourself Lisa enters. What happens when the gangs sees rose, will they recognize her? What about her kids?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Unexpected by itsmissbroadway2u reviews
What if Dimitri didn't die in the Strigoi attack? What would happen to him and Rose? *I do not own Vampire Academy or the characters in it. Richelle Mead does. The plot is my own, though.*
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Sidewalks and Vampire Academy by Abbi-Rose reviews
Rose, is in love with Demitri and the first time they meet face to face they know they want more then kisses. if u dont like sex scenes then dont read.. also contains swearing.this was a one-shot but people voted it and i changed it to a proper stoy
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Agent Marie Jette by Charlotte Dawson reviews
Agent Jette real name Isabella Swan Her mission: To protect the Cullens from an unknown threat. With being an agent at 17, making sure her car doesnt explode again, going back to high school, and falling in love, Jette can't seem to get a break AH OOC first fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,108 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
100 One Shots of Dimka and Roza by Serene1Writer reviews
100 cute Rose and Dimitri one shots. Each will include an individual story rating, summary,POV, and word count. Rated M for possible chapters but each story is individually rated as well.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,780 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A trip to Remember by loz191 reviews
What happens when the characters from Twilight and the characters from Vampire go on a vaction in the same place? Will a fight break out or will there be peace? Read to find out.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Bella, Rose H.
That was the Past, this is the Present by HappyGilmore27 reviews
Dimitri left Rose for Tasha. Now Dimitri returns to St. Vlads sixteen years later with his daughter. Rose is now the head guardian at St. Vlads and her son is attening. Will Rose take Dimitri back? And what happened to Tasha? What about Lissa and Chris?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,708 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Just Normal Vampire Life by littlemissoutofmyway reviews
Rose stops the blond from taking Dimitri. This is there life from that point on. Very funny. M scenes will be marked. What crazy things will Rose and the gang get into? And what about babies, a new girlfriend, and queens... All will be revealed!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,773 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Letter by Shelley421 reviews
When Dimitri leaves Rose after the attack, he doesn't know that he's leaving her with more than a broken heart. What happens when they meet again five years later in the most unexpected of places.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Rescue by Forever.Forsaken.Angel reviews
AH, a bit OOC. Rose had it all. The fame, fortune, and loving friends. But when jealously comes out to play will she have to fear for her life at every corner? Will her new body guard be able to save her? ExM & LxC future RxD.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
You're Not Alone by Mrs.DimitriBelikov287 reviews
This takes place after Shadow Kiss and Dimitri is not turned. :D Dimitri and Tasha are getting married but before that happens, how much can go wrong? Many surprises and unexpected twist are about to happen! Rated T for swearing!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,265 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The love of my life by Always-Pottermore reviews
This is the Sequel to War: guardian Vs Novice. What happens when they start to live their lives, will everything go as planed. Will the Strigoi come back? Mainly about Rose and Dimitri...Includes babies, new love and old friends :D. Finished
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,052 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Heartache by emiz.12 reviews
Mason survived the experience in Spokane. Dimitri is extremely concerned for Rose and is becoming overprotective. Rose doesn't really know what to do, think, or feel about it all.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Mason A.
Lights, Camera, Heartache by This Shattered Disaster reviews
She mothered his daughter, unbeknownst to him. She's just a small-town teacher with a bestseller and a broken heart, and everyone's in love with America's brooding bachelor. She sees him everywhere, he thinks about her always. Both wish they could move on, but neither is quite ready to give up on the memories of the past, no matter how much pain is caused in the process. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
This Time by DimikasRoza reviews
Rose saves Dimitri from the strigoi in the cave. Life after that, with everyday adventures and some new guardians. What will this bring ... craziness and revenge.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Who's the Daddy? by Diimoziiana reviews
Continued from the end of Shadow Kiss but there isn't a Strigoi attack, thank god! But Dimitri still leaves Rose - for Tasha. Even I wonder how he became so ... tasteless? So what happens when everyone is reunited at the academy after five long years ...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,857 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Things To Do If Your Feeling Suicidal by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
ways to annoy characters that will most likley kill you for doing it 10 for each one major X-over Volturi,Voldemort,Greek gods, Ripred, and more rated T just in case please R&R
Crossover - Misc. Books & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
The Secret Diary Of Dimitri Belikov by Bookworm-At-Starbucks reviews
Dimitri has been keeping a Diary. Yes, even the most manly guy has a diary. Read to find out his dark and mysterious thoughts, because is he really the gentleman he seems to be? DISCONTINUED
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
All's Fair in Love, War, and Forks by lollipop31398 reviews
Basically Rose, Lissa, Christian, and Adrian go to Forks and enroll at Forks high where they meet the Cullens. I know i suck at summaries so just read it please.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Alice, Rose H.
Wife Swap with the cullens by DayDreamer2369 reviews
Alice enters the famiy on wife swap much and Esme is shipped off across the country to live with a snobby family from Vermont while Morgan from the simmons family tries to 'save' the cullens will she succeed? ALL VAMIRES Rated T because i am paranoind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
A NEW START by Honey Bee 323 reviews
Sadly Dimitri Left with Tasha after he slept with Rose and now he's back.....with her and a little bundle of jow who may or may not be his? Please read it's my first Fanfic!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Our Cabin by tlingit gurl2010 reviews
What would've happened if the Strigoi attack happened 2 weeks later than it initially did? How close dose Dimitri & Rose get during that time? What secrets have Rose & Lissa been keeping from the Guardians? What kind of special gifts doese Rose have? Who comes back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Cullens on Wife Swap by ThePurplePeopleEater reviews
Alice and Emmett enter the family on Wife Swap. What will happen when they trade mothers for 2 weeks? Can't be anything good..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009
Alternate Eclipse by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Starts in Eclipse.We all know Riley,Victoria's puppet.Well,what if Riley was actually Bella's older brother?Follows the events of Eclipse,but has a slightly different ending.Will Riley remember his little sister?Or will his 'love' for Victoria rule out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Happiness is Free by FrancieskaMarion reviews
Annabeth and Percy's life after marriage. Drama with Ex's, finding lost things, and finding out what it's all really about. A squeal to my story Overloved.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,852 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Vampire Academy note passing by faicullen reviews
the vampire academy characters decide to have some fun with paper. full summary inside.jk there really isn't
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/9/2009
Crazy Games by WIERD101 reviews
This is a FFN where the gang gets together and plays some really weird, silly, stupid, funny and fun games and they someone may get expelled in later chapters! Set after SK and Dimitri never got turned...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010
Still Stuck In NY by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
The long awaited -kinda- sequel to Ney York Another Crossover. Edward torture, shopping trips, the usual. About as normal as it can get for vampires...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Alice, Rose H.
Duty or Love? by DarkRomanceAddict reviews
Rose Hathaway is the daughter of King Edward V and he intends to marry her off to the arrogant Russian Duke, Adrian Ivashkov. Unfortunately for Rose, she is love with Adrian's advisor Dimitri Belikov. How can she obey her father, and her heart...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,607 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tutor by AM Riots reviews
When Rose is eleven she's assigned a tutor. They start bonding but he soon must graduate. They keep in touch when he's gone and she runs away. Then, he's the one to bring her back to the academy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
MSN at St Vladmirs by EvilVampireDucky reviews
MSN at St.Vladmir's? yep! see what happens, and how perverted conversations get. You might think it's funny. I myself don't. Rated for suggested sex. Tell me if you think it needs a rating boost! I myself doubt it :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
St Vladimir's gets AIM by littlemissoutofmyway reviews
Rose is having sex with drawls, its Lissa's time of the month, Jesus is coming, Adrian's joining a Hindu Temple, Christian wants baby unicorns, Eddie loves green cheese and more...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Life Switch by the yellow canary reviews
Sequel to A Darkened Shadow. Alice is a vampire and Emmett has signed the Cullens up for Wife Swap. What's the worst that could happen. Yeah, The Cullen Kids Making The Human Mother's Life Miserable!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Esme, Emmett - Complete
Adopting the Sea by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
the cullens adopt percy after his mom dies when he's small. Will they freak out when he goes on quests? What does Poseidon think of his son living with vampires? Tune in to find out! I suck at sumaries Please R&R. Rated T for Paranoia.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Percy J.
Roza and Dimka's happy ending? by midnightintheday reviews
Takes place after Shadow Kiss.Dimitri wasn't turned, but he was left for dead.Canrose save him?If she can, can they have a happy life together? rated t for eventual cussing;
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010
Heartbreak and Happiness by aleexmariee reviews
Dimitri and Rose have just slept together in the cabin, but what happens if the next morning Dimitri says he is leaving to be Tasha's guardian. What happens when she is faced with an unexpected problem, and Dimitri returns? R&R PLEASE Xx
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,142 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Second Chances Change Alot by Always-Pottermore reviews
Dimitri left Rose for Tasha after they got together.. Rose was broken and left.. but three years later she is back and will she find put everything is not as it seems? Old romance that isn't old? After all soul mates aren't meant to be kept apart. DW RXD
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,739 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
High School Again by Duckies-on-A-trampoline reviews
100 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens and Jacob go back to high school. Again. What will happen when the Cullen kids and friends have a game night, including a game of... Truth or Dare: Cullen Style. CURRANTLY ON HOLD! Did I spell that right? X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Novel Idea by lizziecat reviews
The sizzling romance novels penned by the mysterious H. J. LaGrange are all the rage at Hogwarts during Hermione's seventh year, much to Severus' annoyance. She continues her writing career while vexing Snape. Will anyone find her out? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What Happens In Vegas by AimieBites reviews
Rose and friends go to vegas and have some fun. not very good at summaries just read.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010
Anyone Else by RoxisAngel reviews
When Dimitri is slated as a potential candidate to be Rosemarie Hathaway's guardian, he thinks at first that she'll be like any other person. But what if she's not? And can Dimitri ever dissuade his best friend's crush?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
What happened in Russia by highschoolmusicalfan101 reviews
The girls are finally out of high school but Rose is a little tramatized about what happened a few months ago. Dimitri suggests to take a vacation and takes her to Russia where their relations ship is tested. Sequel to What happened to Rose
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,323 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Pretty Please by xXFaLlEnArChAnGeLXx reviews
It all started when Rose was trying to convince Dimitri to go to the mall and bella was trying to convince Edward to go to Montana. And what is the argument about who they get to "date". Co-written by Jappa
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Rose H.
Truth or Do You Dare To Take The Dare by Fleas-Will-Bite reviews
its our totally bored characters playing a classic game of truth or dare! read to see wat happens... rated t just in case! R&R :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wife Swap Cullens vs Jones by VampireLuver23 reviews
the cullens go on wife swap No Nessie or jake *I dont own Twilight* IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010
School Uniform by internet no work reviews
St. Vladimir's gets a uniform. Something new happens every day at the academy. Rose and Dimitri are finally together.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,264 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Revenge by chelle131623 reviews
It is the week before school lets out and the senior novices decide it is time to declare war on their soon to be former teachers. Funny and hot! Rated M just in case. First FanFic, hope you like. Please read and review
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,118 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Pranks,Truth or Dare,and CRAZINESS! by Vampiregirl1711 reviews
Bella and the Cullens play Truth or Dare...and Emmett plays pranks on them all...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
I swear I'm not a Stirgoi by ChellaVampa reviews
This is during the attack, Rose is a bit sneaky and doesnt follow the rules, what happens when she finds her self in a sticky situation? Dimitri and Rose are in for a ride, Russia look out for Rose cause here she comes!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A love meant to be by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
Rose and Lissa have graduated and are going to be attending Lehigh University. Dimitri, Adrian and Christian are tagging along. It'll be a school year to remember. Fill with romance, adventure and friendship.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
RoseChristianOMG by xXFaLlEnArChAnGeLXx reviews
well Rose is having fun pissing off christian and christian takes way to far...RE-WRITEN
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Rose H., Christian O. - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
War Guardians Vs Novices Style by Sair-Roza-Belikov reviews
Guardians Vs Novices; This is a story about the novcies getting back at the guardians. Rose and Dimitri will try and break each other, but who will win? Fluff and M scenes will be marked, if there is any. SB
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Trading Places by aleexmariee reviews
Rose works at St. Vladimirs guarding her charge and best friend Lissa. When she is sent to retrieve runaway Dimitri and has to mentor him how does she deal with her new found feelings towards him? And when things start to go wrong can they stick together?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Wife Swap Cullen vs Williams by AnNaLeE m O'bRiEn reviews
This is replaceing Wife Swap Cullen vs Werth. What happens when Esme swaps with a really stict, really religious Mom. What will happen to the Cullens? What will happen to the new mom? Will she go insane or will she convert the Cullen? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010
Last Sacrifice by KadyAngel reviews
Rose is fighting to prove herself innocent. Dimitri is trying to let his barriers down and let Rose in, but she doesn't want to let him in, doesn't want to be hurt that way. Adrian knows that he will never be Rose's first choice, he just wants her happy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,529 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
If We Ever Meet Again by Colossal Titan's Hoe reviews
Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha. When Rose goes to Lissa for support, Lissa pushes her away for hiding this from her. Aqua, Dimka's cousin moves to California with Rose to start a new life. What happens when, 18 years later, they meet again? R&R OC OOC AU
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,554 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Our life Our love Our daughter by Pinkiilicious reviews
A story about what happens when Dimitri leaves Rose to become Tasha's guardian. Then Rose finds out she's pregnant with his baby. Then Dimitri comes back and things get interesting. I suck at summarys, the story is better.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Когда я говорю подпрыгни, выспрашиваете как высоко by RiRi17 reviews
Rose goes to a training session with Dimitri, walking in on something unexpexted. Title means: When I Say Jump You Say How High. Absolute no continuation. One shot only.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Bedtime Story by catki19 reviews
What happens when the main charaters have nighmares
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010
Games and More Games by shape-witch reviews
The gang gets together to play games such as Charades, Card Games, Maybe some Truth or Dare, and Board Games... Rated T for language just to be on the safe side
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Under Covers by midnightspy64 reviews
Set after SK, Dimitri not turned. The Guardians recruit Rose to go undercover in a strip club run by strigoi that is threatiningly close to the court. R&D. Lemons and other adult themes. Summary sucks like always.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
How Life Should Be by WhatEverHappenedToUs reviews
You see what it would be like if Rose and Dimitri could be together. What living in the courts would be like; living with Lissa and Christian. Will Adrian finally find love? And what's going on behind the scenes with Queen Tatiana?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The First Daughter by weetabex reviews
bella is the first daughter of the president of the USA. her father wants her and her brother-emmett- to go to college like normal kids do. he comes up with an idea to do that. bad at summaries :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Shadow Kiss My Way by gibbsxzivaxtony9761 reviews
Hey, the title explains what this is about haah but instead of the field exercise, Rose, Dimitri, and the rest of the Dhampirs that were chosen are actually going out into Strigoi hide outs. Better then it sounds please read ik i suck at summaries:/
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010
Wife Swap: Cullen Style, Lee's vs Cullen's by Pepsigirl120 reviews
Since there were a few of these here, I thought it would be fun to make my own. So, what happens when the Cullen's go on Wife Swap? ZivaKateAbby4Eva helped co-author this! Rated T for language later, and other things!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Vampire Academy, Dimitri's POV by taylorroberts reviews
This is Vampire Academy, but it's in Dimitri's prospective. How does he REALLY feel about Rose? And how does he mentally handle everything? Read and Find out:
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Princess Korsakov by TheTudorsLover reviews
What if there were 13 Royal families?Rose is one of the last few Korsakov Moroi.Her grandmother is the queen,and Rose is the next eldest.She has her best friend Lissa to talk to.Dimitri,her guardian,is her one true love.Will Rose follow her heart or duty?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,046 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Role Reversal by KadyAngel reviews
Rose is a Moroi who controls spirit. Lissa is her Dhampir best friend. Dimitri is a Moroi. Christian is Lissa and Rose's mentor. They share abilities because of the bond, so Rose is just as capable as a Dhampir of fighting Strigoi. RxD, LxC
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Open Mike Night by Sk8r4LifeAndEvenAfterThat reviews
So this is what happens when Rose Lissa Christaian and Dimitri go to a club with a open mike. AU R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Pieces of the Heart by KadyAngel reviews
Dimitri left with Tasha. Rose broke down, became a robot. Got assigned to Lissa, but they fought and Lissa told her she never wanted to see her again. For three years, Rose disappears. What happens when she comes back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Your Vampires? by NicoleClark123456 reviews
Rose and Lissa are new student at Forks high. Dimitri is the new p.e teacher. add school work, detention, the school dance, cullens to the mix and to top that off both types of vampires decide to reveal themselves to the humans!Read 2 see wat happens R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010
Surprise Surprise! by SexciiLexi reviews
After the events of Shadow Kiss. Dimitri never turned. Rose is pregnant for Dimitri, Adrian has found new love with a Moroi & Lissa may be tying the knot, going to be lemony but sweet my 1st fanfic *complete*
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,002 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Happy Endings Do Come True by WIERD101 reviews
This is a story where Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha. Rose ends up pregnant with his baby and leaves Saint Vladamirs. Later on Dimitri and Rose meet and she is pregnant. What will happen.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
You Left My Life by IHeartVA reviews
*ON HOLD* Dimitri took Tasha's offer after sleeping with Rose, making her pregnant. Three years later, they're coming back and Rose has a beautiful three year old. What things will unfold when mother, child, and father meet? And will the romance continue?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010
Training with Guardian Belikov by LoveOrange24 reviews
The training sessions that aren't mention in Vampire Academy. What exactly does Rose and Dimitri do during morning and evening practices?Read and review if you want more.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
You've made your bed, now lie in it by Dimka's chick reviews
Dimitri took Tasha's offer and left Rose. But 6 months later Rose and the gang go visit them for the Holidays, Dimitri wants her back, but will she take him back or make him suffer first? Lots of jealousy and payback. This is a Rose and Dimitri story. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,287 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Now that he is gone by Cante reviews
after shadow kissed Dimitri never turned took Tasha offer rose prego some new powers i dont own anythin but Stone and Catalina First fan fic please be nice will update regular sry chaps so long i am new so sue me!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
4th of July Fun by CaRiNeSs reviews
The dhampirs go to the lake for a little 4th of July fun...mainly fluff but does have a plot...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Unexpected Suprises by Siennaxxxx reviews
what happens when Rose and Dimitri realize they cant live without each other, what happens with the rest of their lives?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,876 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Vampire Academy Games Night by MadeleineRoza reviews
When Rose and Lissa are bored one night they decide to have a games night. Will Dimitri and Rose's secret be discovered? Games e.g Truth or Dare, I never, spin the bottle ect.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Last Christmas by ShadowKissed17 reviews
Dimitri took Tasha's offer. But what happens when Dimitri and Tasha come to spend Christmas break with Rose, Lissa, Christian, Eddie and the rest of the crew? Both Rose and Dimitri's POV. Rose's POV written by me, Dimitri's POV written by Feefella.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,566 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Blackmail Payback by RomanceLoveStories4ever reviews
This week is just getting better. The guardians and students of the academy are starting to do funny, embarrassing things and Rose catches all of it. Now she's blackmailing the guardians and some students into doing her bidding! What's next?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Guardians VS Novices: I Declare War! by TeamDimitriBelikov reviews
**ON HOLD** What happens when Rose gets pissed and declares war on all the guardians? What kinds of devious pranks will she pull using bras & Jonas Bros CDs? With teddybears & hair dye? Dimitri & Mason lived and DXR are in a happy relationship. R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/8/2010
War of the pranks by LiVe-LaUgH-lOvE-sMiLe reviews
It's April fools day and everyone is pranking each other and even after April fools day the pranks continue. Please read it's my first story it's not done yet but please read i suck at summaries it's gonna be rated m for some swearing. *SPOILERS*
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010
Being In Love With My Guardian Is Crap by IHeartVA reviews
*ON HOLD* Rose is a Moroi student who will soon be transfering into the exclusive St. Vladimir's Academy, where sexy Dimitri Belikov will be her guardian. What forms of drama will unfold between these two? Is it really love in the making?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
A Strange Chat Between The Guys by Fleas-Will-Bite reviews
hey guys! i know this has been done a lot... but lets see how u like mine : r&r! i do not own va!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
MSN chat by Vasilisa Sabina Rhea Dragomir reviews
Lissa Rose Dimitri Christian and a few others start up a random msn chat. Plzzz review
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010
Masquerade by Cherub20021 reviews
AU, girls aren't allowed to become guardians, Vampire Academy has strict male-only novice program. What would Rose do? Masquerade as a boy of course. What will Rose do when she starts falling for Dimitri?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lets play a game by Lovee.Spell reviews
Rose, Dimitri and their friends deside to play games. how far will they take them eg:truth or dare
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Frostbite, Dimitri POV by KadyAngel reviews
The whole book of Frostbite, Dimitri's POV!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,092 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Vampire Academy Chatroom by DimkaxXxRoza reviews
Yes, it's another chatroom! This is my first Fanfiction... Somehow, I already know I stink at summaries! Well Pretty much rose, Lissa, Dimitri, Adrian, and Christian are in a chat room, plus any other characters that decide to pop in!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
Love and Blackmail by AutumnDreamer reviews
Emmett & Edward take bets at illegal races but have to hide their stash. A blackmail letter arrives & they must do good deeds or their money will be given to charity. Can the brothers be changed by the deeds? Em/R POV with E/B. Expanded summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Fourth Kind by DimkaxXxRoza reviews
What happens when Rose, Dimitri, along with Lissa and Christian, go to Forks, Washington to see if the rumors of large amounts of strigoi living there are true, and find that these rumors are about a group called the Cullen Family? Find out!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Rose H.
Why did you do it? by TR15 reviews
Rose was left by Dimtri when she was pregnant. What happens when she goes back to the academy for a event suporting her daughter? Things arnt as they seem. Summary sucks. THis is also my first fanfic ever, so give constructive critisim only please
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
my heart will always belong to you by booksrcool123 reviews
what happens if dimitri didn't die in the caves because rose was able to rescue him. can they return to there normal lives or will it haunt them forever. will have M moments. please review
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,562 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
What Happens In The Practice Room by livelikemusic441 reviews
Dimitri hasn't been turned Strigoi and his and Rose's relationship is better than ever. One-Shot for now of a practice session that doesnt quite go as planned. Romance and Fluff! Now going to be a part of a larger story called "Caught in the Cabin"
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Only Exception by WaterGuns.xx reviews
Rose is just getting over the Spokane incident when a new girl transfers for Colorado and joins Rose and Dimitris training sessions. RosexxDimitri. Pose Frostbite. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Game Night by DimkaxXxRoza reviews
Rose and the gang are bored, and decide to play a few games. Yes, it's been done before, but I just had to make my own 3!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rose H.
The Gift by CaRiNeSs reviews
Rose and Dimitri are pulled into the dream world to receive a gift for all the things they have done for the vampire world. I think this is my most favorite story of all the stories that I have written.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Blame it on Belikov by bloom00011 reviews
Rose and Dimitri have a particularly hard training session leaving her totaly tired out for her first calss bodyguard theory with STAN! uh oh when she says to blame it on Belikov all sorts of interesting things happen.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Wife Swap Files Book One: Demigods and Vampires by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
This is the first story in a planned series about different book characters going on Wife Swap. The Cullens including Jacob and Renesmee's children swap wives with Percy and Annabeth's family. What will happen? Will they discover each others secrets? R&R.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Esme, Annabeth C.
Rose and Dimitri, publicised by HellgirlAngel reviews
Rose and Dimitri go a little too far in their fight during the Field Training exercise. One-shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Be mine by crazylollipop34 reviews
I know, I know. Valentines day was yesterday, but I didn't have a chance to finish this until today. Anyways, It's valentines day, and love is in the air, for everyone but Rose. Does Dimitri have a special surprise for her? Rated M for saftey
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Building Castles in the Sand by Kristylized reviews
What do you get when you mix the pacific ocean, a game of chicken and a meddling family who knows far too much about your sex life? A day in the life of Edward and Bella, of course. Canon compliant post BD fluffshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let Us Have The Story by gracekathrynm537 reviews
Hermione, a brilliant witch, always performs outstandingly in class. She earns hundreds of points for her house each week. One professor refuses to acknowledge this, as always. But when her focus is compromised and she...*full summary in story*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Forbidden Lust by sarahbelikovcullen reviews
What could have happened in the Gym with Rose and Dimitri. Rated m for a reason major hot lemons! OVER 18'S ONLY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Prank War by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Most people do Guardian vs Novice wars, but an agument between Christian and Rose leads to a new kind of war: Novices and Mori going head-to-head in an all out Prank War!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
Through Dimitri's Eyes by FroggerJane reviews
I was reading a different Rose/Dimitri fanfic and I thought of this. Hope you enjoy. This is how Dimitri sees Rose.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Never Again by iiAmmy-chan reviews
When Dimitri leaves the Academy, Rose decides to change her image and do something with her life. Together with Adrian, Lissa, Christian, Eddie and Mason, Rose forms a band and becomes famous world-wide. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Sorry! :C
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A Lesson by tookkia reviews
Oneshot."Daddy what were you and mommy doing last night?I just want to know what kind of game it was so Jake and I could—" With Renesmee's fourth bday around the corner, Edward nostalgically considers his gem of a daughter, right until she drops the bomb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Meant To Be by gibbsxzivaxtony9761 reviews
takes place in FB about half way, Dimitri said yes to Tasha's offer and claims he doesn't love Rose anymore. Will his feelings change when Rose is taken by Strigoi?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Truth Or Dare Gone Wrong! by aleexmariee reviews
What happens when the gang play a game of truth or dare, but it goes wrong? Based after Shadow Kiss, but there was no Strigoi attack. ONESHOT ONLY. Please R&R x
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Happily Ever After by aleexmariee reviews
The Strigoi attack never happened in Shadow Kiss and now Dimitri and Rose's relationship continues. They endure relationship dramas and things they werent expecting, but in the end can true conquer all? R&R PlEASE x
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,873 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Together Again by BelikovaChild reviews
takes place after shadow kiss Dimitri wasnt turned *As he is with most of my stories*. Dimitri left Rose for Tasha what will happen when he comes back? the title kinda gives it away R&R please. COMPLETE!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,443 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Training With MiniDimitri by Colossal Titan's Hoe reviews
When Dimirti is out one morning for extra shifts, Aqua takes his place for a day. Aqua can sure cook up fun when it comes to training. ONE-SHOT. Rated T for some mild language. After book 1. ENJOY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Life Changing Decisions by RosemarieBelikov reviews
What if the Strigoi attack never happened? What if one day Rose found herself pregnant with Dimitri's child? What would she do? Would she tell him or would she hide it? Would she leave, for good? Better than it sounds.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Uniforms Made Over by MySilentEmoSide reviews
Carlisle and Esme make the Cullens go to a Catholic School and Alice isn't very happy about the uniforms so she "fixes" them. Some OOC. One-shot. My first FF. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Alice - Complete
Rosalie's Mistake by Orianna de la Rose reviews
Edward is hanging out at home with his family minus the parents , and Alice calls Bella without telling anyone. What happens when a little truth or dare goes on? And what will happen after between Edward and Bella? Hmm? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For One Night Only by ATrueLoveStory reviews
My interpretation of the cabin scene in Shadow Kiss...Dimitri and Rose make love for the first time...Entirely written from Dimitri's POV...His words and emotions how I would imagine them..One shot...Hope you enjoy!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Prom: Vampire Academy Style by Colossal Titan's Hoe reviews
It's prom night and Rose and Dimitri can have an open relationship. Well, more so. It's a night of kisses, misses, and fancy cloths. ONE-SHOT maybe . I used to be AquamarineBelicov. Now I'm Mrs. Aquamarine Ozera.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
the past of Dimitri by yamibloodvampire reviews
what if Dimitri decides to tell his past to Rose,his childhood, and his life with Ivan?How she will react? will he realize that Rose is really the most important thing that ever happened to him in his life? my first fanfic lol
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Another Random Conversation by RainInTheSun reviews
VA IMing, T or D and more! Please Read, Laugh, Love and Review! lol:
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Rose H.
Trapped by Katie741 reviews
What happens when Edward, Bella, Jacob, Dimitri, Rose, and Adrian are all trapped inside of the same elevator because the power went out? Takes place after Eclipse, before Breaking Dawn and After Frostbite and before Shadow Kiss.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Flirting on the Runway by eeyoreluver reviews
Bella Swan is a twenty-one year old Victoria's Secret model. Life gets even better when she sees a certain guy with green eyes in the audience. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,919 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rose & Dimitri by VA.PARAMANCE.ADDiCT reviews
What would of happened if dimitri didn't get awakened? What if he was just in a coma? would him and rose be together? My first fanfic. sori ppl Not used 2 summariez. might have some lemons coming up...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Vegas, Baby by Vamp-girl-649 reviews
When the gang gets bored one weekend, they decide to go to Vegas. What happens when everyone gets drunk? Does someone marry someone else? T for alcohol and a few suggestive parts. I want 10 reviews before the next chapter. SHORT STORY! Only 3/4 chapters
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
The Bahamas Vacation by sister-of-the-devil reviews
Percy takes Annabeth on a trip to the Bahamas. What could possibly go wrong? percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Vampire Academy: My Way by gibbsxzivaxtony9761 reviews
This is VA my way, twists, turns, that weren't in the original book! This isn't exactly my first time changin up the plots of the VA series haha I switched up FB too x
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Way back when by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Dimitri Belikov's life stoy, ranging from the day of his birth to the death of his charge. DPOV.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Dimitri B., Olena B.
My Other Half by gibbsxzivaxtony9761 reviews
Dimitri left Rose after he had sex with her for Tasha. What happens when he visits her and Lissa 5 months later? Is Rose hiding something from him? Well they get back together? Will i ever get good at summaries? READ AND FIND OUT! LUV U GUYS! lol
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Wife Swap of the Cullens by LauraAdama12 reviews
Cullens on Wife Swap u figure it out.'Dead to the World' lourful language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2010
Frostbite Kiss by sweetpeaj8 reviews
This is the kiss in the gym, during frostbite! Rose and dimitri get caught? Will Rose's father come and want to be in her life?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
All He Never Knew by bella roza913 reviews
Five years, Its been five years since Dimitri left to go be Tasha's Guardian. Five years since I've seen him or her.And in the last five years things had changed some much. But now that Dimitri has returned with Tasha things are about to change again.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Once upon a Hollywood by SummerDaze2010 reviews
Title sucks, Lissa D is Hollywood's most loved & talked about party girl along with her best friend Rose. What happens when Lissa's concerned family send strict, tough bodygaurd Dimitri to keep an eye on her. Is everything all it seems? My first fanfi
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
wife swapcullen vs mystery family by twilightluver4eva123 reviews
emmett decides to put the family on wife swap,will the cullens like their new mommy? What will happen, i think TROUBLE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
Road Trip by 7AsPiRiNgAuThOr7 reviews
Ever wonder what a road trip with Emmett,Rosalie,Alice,Jasper,Edward,and Bella would be like? Well then quench your curiosity!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008
My vampire academy msn by Jazzy-Jazmina reviews
yeah we did this out of boredom so it's really retarded but that's just what we think you read and see what happens when we get bored and have a sierra lol. We own nithing although we wish we did own dimitri lol the twins and the evil culprit sierra.V-V
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010
So Now That We Have Nothing, Let The Games Begin! by CountingOnForever23 reviews
The Cullen's get in a fight and lose everything they own for a week. When a bet is made things start to go crazy. Jasper forms a Confederacy and Emmett becomes the Wilderness Man just to mention a few things. With things this crazy who will win?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,506 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009
Dimitri and Rose:The deserted Lounge RoomIntimate by Black Lioness27 reviews
Book 1: After dimitri busts Rose and Jesse together in the deserted lounge-room, lets just say things get a little more intimate then in the book. And im not talking about rose and jesse. im talking about rose and DIMITRI. its pg btw Review! D
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Rose and Dimitri Finally by XoVampireMistressxo reviews
rose and dimitri have been caught and kirvona is fine with it now that they are allowed to date dimitri decides to take their relationship to the next level a wedding and a baby will be on its way in this story of rose and dimitri finally a happy ending.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Why Emmett Can't Dissect Dead People by k3ll3nlutzl0v3r reviews
Emmett starts a busniess to do autopsies. Alice has a secret, and Emmett blackmails her to let him do it. They suck the blood out of the bodies then use it too impress the family and get kicked out of town. After BD. T cause I'm paranoid. No Almettt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Roza Loves the Rain by RainInTheSun reviews
This is about what happens when Dimitri finds Rose outside in the pouring rain.D-POV. This is my first fanfic so please don't be brutal. Please R&R! Enjoy! DISCLAIMER:I don't own Vampire Academy...No matter how much I wish I owned Dimitri**sigh**
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
A Little Kiss Can Change Everything by Silvine Fae Graycin reviews
When Rose pins Dimitri in the field experience, they end up kissing in front of everyone who had been watching. What problems could this cause for them, if any? And is any one really surprised about it? rating may change since I am writing as I go.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,692 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Pesky Fates by krhorsejumper97 reviews
Instead of Calypso nursing Percy back to health after the Mt. St. Helens eruption Percy lands near Forks Washington and the curious Cullens nurse him back to health. Percy does not like being stared at.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
The Numerous Encounters of Teenage Vampires by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Carlise comes home and finds a letter from the Wife Swap Crew. Esme goes away for two weeks, and pranks are played on the new mom. But these aren't the same, and this time the Denalis participate too. Better than it sounds. Different than others. Chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,955 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Esme - Complete
Surprise! by vampiregurl97 reviews
This is in Twilight wherre the Cullens, not even Alice, knew Edward was with Bella Already kissing ehr and her official boyfriend so what happens when they see him and Bella by the lockers? One shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
War: Guardian Vs Novice by Always-Pottermore reviews
This is the continuation of the talk by agirlnamedraven. The novice guardians have just graduated and have just declared war on the gaurdians. Lots of pranks to be pulled and with Rose god knows what will happen. Dimitri never died in shadow kissed. Lemon
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,678 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Cullens Way of Truth or Dare by RulerOfAllThingsTwilight reviews
The cullens go full out on "vampire truth or dare". regular pairings, rated m for a reason people! Read to find out about the story. I suck at summarys.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010
Be My Valentine by Cherub20021 reviews
This is a one-shot Valentine story about Rose/Dimitri who are currently only friends . Pure D/R Fluff! :
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Aftermath by Leprechuan reviews
This is a 'what if' story. Dimitri never turned Strigoi and our favorite Russian is learning what it's like to be Rose's boyfriend.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Let's swich things up! by icestar2014 reviews
basicly wife swap with the cullens. ive read a lot of these and thought they were really funny so i thought i might as well give it a try. please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010
My Love by Angel-of-darkenss reviews
Story of Dimitri and rose spending some time off together.Lemon XD Disclaimer Richlle Mead owns all the charters, pure fan made.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009
Surprised by Dozey212 reviews
Dimitri never knew she could speak Russian. Rose/Dimitri. Dimitri POV. Fluffy goodness. Shows Dimitri's side of falling for Rose. One-shot. Read and Review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen Family vs Smith Family by teamcullen1395 reviews
Okay, so I was reading some other wife swap stories and had an idea for one. First fanfic. let me know if it sucks or not. rated T just to be safe. Post BD w/ Renesmee and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,636 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Edwizzle and Jazziper by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Every decade the Cullen family do something to Edward and Jasper. Something that Emmett came up with of course. Something Bella never dreamed of. Something positively diabolical. Every decade, the Cullen family get Edward and Jasper drunk. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Prank War by AlexPayne reviews
While Carlisle and Esme are away...the Cullen kids and Bella will start a prank war!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
3 months 10 days and 4 Hours by Elise Elson reviews
Dimitri left Rose for Tasha 3 months 10 days and 4 hours ago. How is Rose doing? Is Dimitri doing any better?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Baby Bella by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bellas parents died in a car crash when she was a month old and the Cullens adopt her. What happens as she grows up with vampires and a destiny to be one when she turns 18? how does the family handle Bella and edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Academy by Rozablood reviews
What happens when the Cullen’s decide to attend an actual Vampire Academy? Rose gets some awesome new friends, Lissa finds not one, but THREE spirit users, and Rose’s birthday party calls for a sexy Russian! Full summary inside. Rated T cuz I felt like it
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alice, Rose H.
The Reward by AsheMoon reviews
Remedial training lessons are a pain, unless Dimitri Belikov is your mentor. Things get even more interesting when a reward gets thrown in. If she does well, Rose might get more than just a pat on the back. Canon. One shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Forever Shadow Kissed by Hannahmaaate reviews
This is a continued version Shadow Kiss by Richelle Mead. What if Rose went back into the caves and saved Dimitri from the blond Strigoi? Will they survive? If they do, what will people think of their forbidden love? Will it last? Read and Review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,834 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Dimitri and his Roza by MeantForSomethingMore reviews
A one shot that popped into my head while listening to music. Set after frostbite, before the attack on the school, Dimitri takes Rose out for the day. Enjoy!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Gone Hunting by Every'Piece'Has'A'Purpose reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper are left to babysit Bella when the Cullen's leave to hunt. One-shot. For my reveiw rewards for my story "Wife Swap". Congrats kenster07. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
the motel by lena rusakova reviews
okay so what if in frostbite the snow storm had been to much? what if they had to pull into a motel? better discripton inside. DxR! rated T for now... should stay that way but.... maybe not *shrugs*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Sweet Caroline by Tiffany-Weasley reviews
One-shot. Based sometime in Vampire Academy. Rose thinks she has Dimitri all figured out. But he has been harboring a big secret. Wrote this really quickly. Just for fun. Rated for language. R and R.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Gesture of Love by RoxisAngel reviews
Can stealing be considered a gesture of love? Dimitri thinks so.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Dimitri B., Olena B. - Complete
благодарение by lena rusakova reviews
So here in the states it’s the day after thanksgiving or it was when I wrote this typing took longer than I thought and as I was eating the last piece of pie in my fridge I had an idea. Dimitri isn’t from the states so what are his views on it. RxD! 1shot
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Halloween At The Academy by roza123 reviews
No good with summaries you'll just have to read and find out . i know halloween was a long time ago but still.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009
Loving Little Rose by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Rose only sees one side of Dimka during VA: the mentor side. But what about the rest of him? He IS only 24, you know. DPOV of VA... with a twist, of course. WARNING: This fic gives our darling Dimka a sense of humor not shown to Rose. Beware.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,088 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
IMing Vamps? by Rozablood reviews
Yep, you heard right. The VA cast is back for round two and is on IM!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Fun Time at the Cullen's by Sleeping Average-Looking reviews
Funtime at the cullens consisted of fun aka karaoke, truth or dare, board games, compuet games and alot more!But with all cullens they have to take it up a level! x EXB EmXR CXE AXJ RXJ All vampire! Set after breaking dawn! no lemons, maybe fluff x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2009
Mason Jars by x-x-Mercy-x-x reviews
Saint Vladimir Academy mourns the loss of a fun and loving novice. And After the appropriate steps have been taken in the process, everyone moves on. Or do they really?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009
Rose's Admires by MangoTango450 reviews
VA crack fic: For some reason all the guys are on Rose's tail today and Rose is having a mental breakdown due to that fact, how will Rose deal with all of these hormone driven boys? M: Sexual refrences and Mature language. AU.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
Vampire Academy MSN by xx'Gothic-Manga-Girl'xx reviews
The gang of St.Vlad's get MSN. What's gonna happen? I know this has been done a lot, but I just think it's so fun. ONE-SHOT
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Gaps in Love by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
Dimitri accepted Tasha's offer. But on the eve of Tasha's wedding night to someone else, Rose and Dimitri are reunited and they explore their new found love for one another. Chapters get longer. Please read and review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Water Training by Sesshomaru'sgirl1 reviews
Dimitri and Rose decide to train in the school pool... First VA, OOC, after Shadow Kiss, but the attack never happened One Shot maybe two shot
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Promotion by artinwords06 reviews
Jake's been everything that he ever needed to be; babysitter, playmate, big brother, best friend, even Prince Charming a few times. But now it is time for his job title to change again, and it will be a harder transition than any of them before.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Do I always have to catch you! by aleigh-cullen
This a just a story about what happens when Emmett and Alice have blackmail on Edward a week before April first, and they force him to prank his love, Bella. I'm rating M just in case I'm not sure how I'm going to end it yet so it's just in case. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Forever & Always by ShadowKissed17 reviews
I ran maybe fifteen feet and came to a halt. The image of the Blonde Strigoi’s teeth sinking into Dimitri’s neck flashed back into my mind. It was too much too bear. There was one way I could save Dimitri, or so I hoped.....
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Twilight Summer Cullen's style by officiallyemmett reviews
It's summer time in Forks. Bella's hanging out with the Cullen's summer to bring out their fun side. Water fights...shopping...and summer BBQ's ...pinics..and a game of truth or dare :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella
Presidential Perfection by anni93 reviews
Carlisle is the President. Edward is the eldest son, expected to uphold the law at all times, and comply to his father's wishes. What happens when he falls for a Whitehouse tour guide? ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,667 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stupidity by Alyssa.x reviews
How stupid can Emmett be? Hopfully, this will give you an idea. Funny, I think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Emmett
Student Teacher Relations by tammyxcullen reviews
Edward is the new English teacher at Forks Academy while Bella is the gorgeous student. Can these two keep their love hidden?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Bloodlines by Vampirelover06 reviews
Sequel to Blood Promise:Things always change! What happens when everyone finds out Dimitri is alive and him and Rose have twins? Follow them as the race to save their children as well as themselves.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Russian Cowboy by ShesaRebel911 reviews
Dimitri is looking to get his hands on a good read. But what happens when Dimitri and Rose both find themselves trapped within the pages of the western paperback?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Games, Fun, and fluff! : by 7andthefluff reviews
what happens when the VA gang plays board games!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009
If Edward was there by gummiebears reviews
What would have happened if Bella stayed and waited for Edward at the airport in Twilight? It starts at the hotel after she got the phone call from James. What will Edward do? My first FanFiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,196 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Return by Mydnytwriter reviews
Rose has changed. But how much? Lissa is now the headmistress of St. Vladimir and to help her out, Rose is about to become a teacher there. Join Rose on her journey back to school. Lots of fun!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
My Precious Volvos! by softangelwings reviews
Yet another prank is pulled on Edward. Post-its, silly string, plastic wrap, cotton balls, and four Volvos? What the heck is going on? Hints of an Emmett/Bella friendship. Dedicated to the anonymous reviewer serioustwilightfan.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Emmett, Bella] - Complete
Thriller by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
I was praying for earplugs, The sound was that of a hundred cats scraping their nail on the blackboard... Mike Newton had felt the need to, yet again, make an idiot of himself in front of the whole school" -One shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Mike - Complete
If It Were A Perfect World by Jaro-ship reviews
The Moroi world if Dimitri hadn't died at the end of the Shadow Kiss. A little on the OOC side, SK spoilers, all that fun jazz. Have fun! FINISHED.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Blood Promise:Things always change! by Vampirelover06 reviews
Spolier Alert!Taken after SK. Rose goes looking for Dimitri to kill him. But will she be able to or will she have to one thing that can save him. A Baby. Rated T to be on the save side. May change to M later.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,828 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
For the love of Quidditch! by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
What if Lily was the fourth marauder? Not the disgusting rat boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
MrEmmett Cullen by iHazel reviews
Emmett employs for Nessie s class at school. Will he ruin her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
House of Lust by Oriana de la Rose reviews
After a car crash, Bella wakes up in a mansion where she agrees to pleasure the owner in exchange for medical care. Edward is the erotic owner who takes it upon himself to "heal" her. Very graphic - be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
A Dream by MidnightMoonlightAngel reviews
Rose has a dream about Dimitri, what happens when she calls him over to "discuss" that dream.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Alice taken by There's.Skittles.In.There reviews
wot happens when Alice is taken to st vladds to prove she isnt a evill vamp. how is angela webber involved? will the queen let her out when she like jasper herself well find out by reading. make sure u review funni emmett scenes at the end
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice - Complete
A Cruise Cullen Style by KarlaAndTaniaAreImmortal reviews
The Cullen family decide to go on a cruise. Some thing is bound to happen... Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Overnight Stay by RosemarieH reviews
Rose and Dimitri get stranded on their way to the Badica's house in Frostbite.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Those Crazy Cullens by Mrs. Hale Jasper's Wife reviews
Carlisle and Esme are at the Isle de Esme. Charlie is away on a cruise. What do the kids do while they are unsupervised? Mike wets his pants, Bella drunk and who's driving Charlie's cruiser plus much...much more. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Date with Desire by TheStevieGirl reviews
Dimitri thinks Rose could use a break after the attack on St.Vlad's attack. Will Dimka loosen up, or will Rose have to force him?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The truth of the Mt St Helen Eruption by YouKnowWhoIamNot reviews
Post BD;during BotL.On the day Percy caused Mt.St.Helen to erupt, he got sent to Forks,WA not Ogygia.This story is about what really happened in Chapters 11/12 in BotL.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Percy J.
A dirty game of truth or dare by mysteriouswrittermegan reviews
Edward gets tired of forks high and decides to take bella home for some quality time. When alice see whats happening and decides the family will play truth or dare. what have the cullens gotten into? Will Esme throw a fit or join the game read to find out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
Emmett Witnesses the Wrath of Alice Cullen by Eyes for Eternity reviews
To what lengths will Alice Cullen go to avenge her precious credit cards? What does Russia have anything to do with it? And why is Renesmee sent away with Jacob? All these questions answered, when Emmett witnesses the wrath of Alice. T4paranoia. Peace!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Howlett Zoo by peanutpanda reviews
What happens when Alice gets a vision of the Cullen’s at the zoo? Well they go of course! However, what is Emmett doing in a Bear cage? Why has Rosalie the sudden need for Revenge? Can Jasper really steal a penguin?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
THE CULLENS TRICK OR TREAT PARTY! by P1996 reviews
WHEN BELLA AND THE GANG GO TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY EEK ! WHAT COULD HAPPEN
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella
Never Jump a Russian by Meagan Brooke reviews
“Rose, I’m sorry it’s like this. Maybe in a few years we can find a way to be together, but not now, when you’re still underage and I’m still your mentor. I love you, Roza, will you wait for me? I’ll find a way for us to be together. I just need time.”
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Vampire Academy Instant Messenger by Dimitri4ever reviews
What if the Gang from Vampire Academy all got IM? Mason is here too and what can't we do without Dimitri another random fan fiction
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
WATER FIGHT! by Katie and Cathleen reviews
The Cullens leave Bella and Alice for a hunting trip. Rather then torture Bella, they decide to prank the Cullens. What's gonna go down? Read. Sucky Summary. T for language later. :D BxE pre BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Flight Part 2 by Feefella reviews
The Flight back to the Academy from Dimitri's Point Of View .:From Shadow Kiss:.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Awkward Conversations by The Color Ninja reviews
Some interesting conversations between Dimitri and Rose in V.A. Talks about tramps, Moroi boys and more! Rated t for language.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Crush by mikayla23 reviews
A little fluff on Dimitri and Rose. Doesn't have a place in the real story line. just a drabble. Could be a collection of romantic one-shots
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
GirlsNight Chp3The BreakIn by foreverjacobsgirl reviews
truth or Dare, Bizarre Visions,and a broken window...what is going on?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Cullens Meet the President by eeyorelover reviews
A totally randomer here. Imagine what would happen if the Cullens were let loose in The White House! Imagine the trail of destruction they would leave behind! Descover what they get up to in 'The Cullens Meet the President'. rating for saftey
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Esme
Prom night by TheStevieGirl reviews
A pre-graduation dance with the gang!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
A Rose and Dimitri Story by Eta Carinae1 reviews
Just some interaction between Rose and Dimitri because I like to hear about it myself. Not much action but a nice story to read after reading about all of the evils of SK: Dimitri will always live on! Probably oneshot. T for language and mild fluff:
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
It's Like Prom All Over Again by SteneMichele reviews
One decade later, Edward and Bella are posing as teachers in Forks High. Reluctant to see old faces, Bella isn't sure whether she wants to reminisce so soon. Will she keep a clear head as she bumps into old friends, or will she collapse under pressure?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
April Fools by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Ever wondered why the Edward's sofa was white in the movie rather than black? And why he had to skim his CDs? Emmett finally gets his chance after 70 years to prank Edward. Take place during Twilight. More book than movie. One-Shot! R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Fun Fight by The Color Ninja reviews
The fight between Rose and Dimitri in Dimka's pov! Enjoy. Rated T for thoughts... You've been warned.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Misunderstood by Twilightfanficfreak reviews
He didn’t force himself on me. It was all mutual. I loved him, and he loved me. He was my babysitter. I was 12 years old, and he was 18. Let me tell you the story of how it all happened. Real work in progress and might have slow updates.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett king of squirrels! by vicen4 reviews
emmett gets a brilliant but very stupid idea. one shot. EM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Flight: Part 1 by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss:. -D.POV- The plane ride to the Moroi Court leaves Rose feeling like her head is splitting open and Dimitri feeling helpless... Something he really doesn't like.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Emmett the teacher? by thamker reviews
I took this idea for a story I read. Or at least one chapter. But Emmett is goofing off and finds himself a subsitute teacher.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Gasp The Pajamas! by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Edward won't wear any stupid pajamas, so Bella decides to get him some. What will happen? Better than it sounds, I'm no good at summaries!Sorry! Takes place 1 year after Breaking Dawn, in Bella's POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Swimming by mfqc reviews
The Cullens are all in for the swimming plan Alice had made for the family except for Bella who seemed to be suddenly afraid of the water.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Carlisle for President by JulyPie reviews
Adapted from a dream I had. Oneshot. Carlisle is running for president and it's the last day before elections. His opponent has a trick up her sleeve that just might cause Carlisle the election, luckily Carlisle has a trick of his own...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Through Dimitri's Eyes by thee-dark-enchantress reviews
-Vampire Academy-Have you ever wondered what Dimitri was thinking throughout the VA books?What he was thinking when he saw Rose,how he felt when he couldnt have her,how he struggled.Now you can,through his eyes,if you dare.Starts when assigned to Lissa...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Teacher's Pet by rebellover reviews
What if Edward wasn't a student at Forks High but her Teacher instead
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 159 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wife Swap Vampires vs Humans by Twilightfan413 reviews
Wife Swap Twilight saga addition. Takes place after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Alice
Mike Newton Must Die by Becbell22 reviews
What happens when Edward goes hunting but leaves Bella in the care of his two brothers, Emmett and Jasper? Edward is in for a surprise when he comes back and must restrain himself with getting even with Mike Newton. Is it a prank or a serious matter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Frost and Fire by Anne Fourth reviews
This takes place immediately after the end of Frostbite, the second Vampire Academy novel by Richelle Mead. Rose and Dimitri finally get to finish what the lust spell started in Vampire Academy. ;
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008
Wife Swap by AlicexWonderland reviews
Alice decides one day it will be "fun" if she signs the cullens up for wife swap. The TV show where you... well... swap your wifes with another families wife.... Who will they get paired with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/16/2009
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Carter's by Sara811 reviews
*Sequel to What Not to Wear: Bella Swan* To get her revenge, Bella puts Alice on the show Wife Swap. When Alice switches into a hillbilly family from Tennesee, all kinds of commotion happens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
Fun in the Sun by kaylakarma reviews
Playing in the pool.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Sit On Santa's Lap by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Edward is volunteered to play the Santa for the Seattle Mall by Emmett. Guess who Alice pushes on his lap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Supernatural by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Rose. Dimitri. Fluff. Messed up characters. I own nothing!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Screen Names! by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Vampire Academt characters and their screen names. I'm thinking of devoting a chapter to each screen name, why they chose it? Fluff.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009
Mind Reading, Blackmail and Scandal, Oh My! by Vanessa Wolf reviews
Edward's mind reading abilities get him into trouble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than A Klutz To Me by MissEmileigh reviews
Emmett has just bought Rock Band, and while playing he discovers Bella's secret. Pranks and mud insured. This was my first fanfic and I've finally update to the last chap. So... yeahh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
TRUTH OR DARE WITH THE CULLEN FAMILY by Annanna20 reviews
Bella and the cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008
Stuck by AmericanPoet reviews
What have Bella and Edward gotten into that would make Carlisle take one look at them and say "Edward, I will not have a threesome with you and Bella."? And why are Alice and Emmett both thinking "blackmail"? AmericanPoet and earthlover co-author!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Road Trip With The Cullens by ILoveEdwardCullen110 reviews
What Happens when The Cullens go on a road trip? Where are they going? And What will happen on the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008
Wishlist by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Written for the Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar. One-Shot. Bella only wants one thing for Christmas; she just has to convince Edward to give it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Because I love you by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Serious Spoilers for Shadow Kiss! Fluff. What I wished had happened! Read and Review
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Tricking, Not Treating by goalicego reviews
What do the Cullens do on Halloween? Lots of tricks. Targeting Mike. Halloween Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Desperately by Snape's-Mystic-Raven reviews
With Voldemort gone everyone is free to relax a little unless your Hermione Granger. Arousing dreams lead Hermione and Severus together and as they try to sate their lust for one another trouble rears it's ugly head. Rated M for certain chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,637 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Practice Session by spikescrypt reviews
Dimitri and Rose get in a practice session. A Vampire Academy Fanfiction.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Blackmailing Is Fun! by littleloreal reviews
Bella finds out an interesting secret about Emmett! Blackmailing ensues... One-shot, post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Pranking Emmett by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
The Cullen Clan gets back at Emmett for pranking them comtinuous times before
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
What happens in Walmart stays in Walmart! by tamponlovesedward1848 reviews
What happenes when the cullen take bella to wal-mart to play truth or dare? read to find out the more you review the faster ill update!my first story please go easy on me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Exhaustion by Imagination Goddess reviews
-Vampire Academy- Rose realized she had feelings for her mentor. Can she make him realize he has them too? RosexDimitri One-shot
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
revenge by eternal stawberry reviews
edward plays a trick on bella, what will bella do to get revenge? plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the mint taste by louise-xo reviews
Edward dosn't remember what it's like to brush his teeth, so Bella teaches him...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Making Cookies with Emmett by KatieCullenSwan reviews
What would happen with Emmett and Bella making cookies? Funny or so I think OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Demise of Emmett Cullen's Eyebrows by abroadwayluver reviews
Emmett plays with a pair of tweezers. Stupidity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Wedding Night by otteropessed523 reviews
Bella and Edward are finally married and he surprises her with a giant hotel room for their honeymoon. Bella is excited but Edward is apprehensive. Lots of fluff, smut, and sexiness. Rated M for sexual content. Set during Breaking Dawn. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fun at the gym by Emily Mood reviews
The Cullens pull some fun pranks at the local gym.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Emmett
The War of the Pranks by Nikkitaa reviews
Emmett and the others have decided to have some fun with Bella now that she isn't so easily broken. It's a prank war between the genders. Funny and some fluff, haven't ruled out lemons either ; . Summary sucks but the story is better
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
Going Pro by Crystalkei reviews
Jess has graduated from university and Joe's got an offer for her to play. But who wants to play professional football for your ex-boyfriend?
Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,489 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Through Alice's Eyes by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - Things might have gone a bit differently if Alice had met Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Road Trip! by vamptitude12 reviews
A road trip with the Cullens... what will happen? * dramatic music plays * Rated T for now...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Closer by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU version of the end of Eclipse – when Edward and Bella go to their meadow, Bella decides to take Edward up on his offer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 122 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Torture by Amethyst Jackson reviews
After Bella has an interesting dream, Edward finds a way to satisfy her. Before, you know, she spontaneously combusts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Plz Don't Stop by crazy-panda-girl3 reviews
Ok well Janine dnt read it! but for those who can this is serious stuff! but it's about Edward and a blow job......oh and Bella too
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2008
Caught In The Act by twilightnite reviews
Sugar high Felix, loads of mayhem, insanity, singing, and a bunch of funness. A side of the Volturi like you've never seen before. /OOC Characters, inspired by Ame Warashi's devianART Voltrui mugshots./
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Life of Mike or The Depth of Shallowness by Iamwiththewolf reviews
PreTwilight. Mike’s POV. Cullen was standing under the shower. Water running down his smooth skin, sparkling. Touching his broad shoulders, his narrow hips, his muscular thighs. He turned and I could catch a glimpse of... No way is he 15!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Mike, Edward
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Colors by Angel Ren reviews
Ever want to get inside Marcus' head? What did he see in the antechamber in Volterra between Edward and Bella? Setting: New Moon Edited!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Marcus - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by AliceCullen101 reviews
Edward has a surprise for Bella. How will she react? I posted this story about a month ago, then deleted it, now I'm posting it again, so it's preeclipse. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2007
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's adventure at home depot by valnanxrules reviews
What happens when Emmett, his pathological fear of wheelbarrows, and home depot mix? more to come! RnR please! DISCLAIMER: I do not own twilight or any of its characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Revenge Of Isabella Marie Swan by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] A oneshot. The Cullens take Bella to the beach on a cloudy day, but Bella decides to make her own fun when there, fun involving revenge on a certain Emmett Cullen...rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Vampire's Halloween by Briar Elwood reviews
It's Halloween in Forks. Edward doesn't really need to dress up...but he does anyway. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Messing with Snape by Titania Snape reviews
I am the original author, I just posted here under this name as someone else has Titania on this site. This is thru Ch10, I am currently editing Ch 11 to make the smut more along the lines of standards. Meanwhile, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Just Another Motion by caseymarierickman reviews
A SSHG POV ping pong. It started with a detention and ended with...Well, I suppose you'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,764 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
One Wild Night by queen-severus reviews
good old fashioned fluff and lemon... hehehee, a little bit of lime, but not much. HermioneSeverus. includes sev in some lovely attire:)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Melting by Emma-Kitty reviews
Ginny is having a thoughtful moment one winter day when she is interrupted by Harry Potter. A fluffy piece of fiction, my first attempt at semi-smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Socks, Sex and Snape by Imogen reviews
What happens when you put three such unconnected things together? It's bound to cause trouble! ~ Harry and Ginny try to find some time alone at Hogwarts. (Chapter 2 onwards written with Firebolt909)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2001 - Published: 7/6/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Friendly, Innocent Game Of...Um...Cards? by Joltz reviews
A Lily, James, Remus, Sirius, and Peter story. Subtiteled 'The Obsession With Underwear'. Major PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2000