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Joined 05-09-10, id: 2357257, Profile Updated: 09-18-10
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

i'll make this as simple as possible...ahem

I LOVE ANIME and manga

gender: female ... i guess people mistake for a boy when i wear a hoodie...T_T i have been asked out by a friend b4 becuz they taught i was a cute boy

age:13-14 soon

height: 5"4 i think thats ok...

weight: i'm not fat

appearance: let's see im mixed race, brown hair with black streaks or black hair with brown streaks which eva, hazel eyes that change to a tea colour¬.¬"heheheh, , i have a scarr on my left eye brow oh and my hair is short is it looks kinda like the main character in yakite japan and some times like naruto... to descriptive muahahah just gonna leave it makes me seem chatty

likes: my crazy yaoi fan friends well i only have one , a manga crazy one, a really tall one a chibi cute one heheheh chi chan, a rock crazy one a perverted one and a fairly normally one i guess. i love drawing manga and im pretty good at it ... i also love animaton and math im really good at itoh and english i love science especially physics and bioligy not so much chemistry cuz i always get distractrd and make potions :D, i love to run especailly 1600 meters cuz i count the steps i take while i run to calculate...u know what ill stop now (ay i ranted woohoo!)

hates: annoying ppl, brags , idiots , show offs , ppl who make others feel bad to make them selves feel good, crazy fangirls, worrying, teachers , grades, cigarettes, lots of kids in my school who think im a boy, ppl who have asked me out (girls)damn you!, smelly people. people who tan them selves orange always, motion sickness, that plastic thing on the end of the showlace yer i dont like u what eva u are i dont have a reason, i can just not like someone for no reason , ppl who can't see past whats infront of them, pedofiles cuz they are sickening and need help and cheerleaders...sry no some cheerleaders and of course weight scales! damn you.

i have lots of pariings i like

if u want a pic you want to be drawn or imagined out of ur head plz make request to me

ani stories plz request

and if u have cak eplz give me

im a bit of a sadist

i dont like naru hina ani more

i was forced to like yaoi

i dont like yuri

thats cuz im not a lez

im do have lez friends doe

im not that talktive

i love computers

i am motion sick

r u still reading this?

u must have the time

i read a lots and love it

ok anihuz yay for anime

the end

oh i like poems too

and gore and violence

ranting is done soz but i really can't rant properly

anna519 i bet her work is going to rock: she's a good friend nuhu

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things. Omg i would LOVE to do this stuff XD

friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy/girl rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him/her and say 'its becuase your straight/gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

Put the statements in BOLD if it completely applies to you. UNDERLINE if it only partially applies to you or you do it sometimes.


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (THAT MUST HURT...)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(sry if u don't do what i want, i dont speak my mind, i ignore u =D)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell(...why?)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (I MISTAKEN FOR A BOY ON A REGULAR BASICS SO I MIGHT AS WELL THINK AM I A GOOD LOOKING PERSON=P)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(NO USING THEM FOR MONEY)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.( it's just cuz u guy's are flat-chested so have to make an excuse =p
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.(...)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (yes i see i am crazy)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.( so i'm different sue me!)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(anti-social)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (huhuhuhuhuhu)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(wow maybe kinda yes)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (lol)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser( like i said, a loser in a different way )
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (huhuh)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(does hanging up side done on my bike without a helmet count, yes i saw it on a cartoon)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.( nope just anti-social)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with the government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(hahahahah I KILL YOU)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.(I'M MELTING...)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (boooooooooooooooooooooo. im not childish boo:P)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(i'll kick ur ass)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.(PUFF I DONT USE GOOD GRAMMER)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I am BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha ( hahahaha yer...STEREOTYPING BUT YER YER)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.(rude)
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.(nooooooooooooooooooo

i'll kick ur ass at anything sexist bastards!)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am BLACK, so I MUST love watermelons( yay, i do!)

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work(what cuz i'm not lazy )

I'm a MUSLIM so I MUST be a TERRORIST.( rude)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

having art block plz somebody gimme sumin to draw! pm me! oh and i'm out of ideas for the next cahpter of i can't

maybe a fight it mite take a while to make up my mind

an update...

muhaahhahhahahhahahahahhhahhaha watch out for an alternative ending for 1 of my creations

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What Happens In Vegas by StupidNeko2008 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke gets thrown out by his parents. Uzumaki Naruto gets fired. Both seek a good time in Las Vegas, though getting married wasn’t exactly what they had in mind...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Will You Kiss Me? by Sasurealian reviews
SasuNaru - Angst - Yaoi- AU- Naruto spends everyday trying to prove his love for Sasuke. He asks him each time if he would kiss him, but the raven turns him down. Naurto wonders what he can do to prove he loves him. What to do, what to do! ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silently by Sasurealian reviews
NaruSasu - Yaoi- My name is Naruto and I am back in the hospital for lung cancer. My roommate is rather strange, but each day he sits next to the window and explains to me what he sees. I want what he has, but in the end is won't matter. ANGST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Book of Crack oOo Naruto Style oOo by gonyonomaru reviews
Click if you dare... In this little book you will see what truly goes on in the Innocent lives of Naruto Characters.. it might not be true.. but you never know what goes on behind the scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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crime and punishment reviews
naruto disturbs the peace in konoha and now he his being punshied mentally by sasuke FOR THE WHOLE week!. He has to DO WHAT EVER SASUKE SAYS.well when they are on missions.will he survived? or does crime really not pay? boyxboy sasunaru rated m
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
i can't reviews
he thinks he can just walk back into my life well he can't m boyxboy fo r alll yaoi lovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
you're turning your back on me reviews
well we all remember the scene int he anime where sakura tries to stop sasuke from leaving well i change that up a bit muahahha if you don't now said scene go watch it . this is rated t. one shot. i do not own naruto. all rights belong to the author.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
desperate attempt reviews
naruto makes one last desperate attempt to bring sasuke back to konoha. plz read and review boyxboy maybe another chapter...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
i can't without you reviews
he appears at my door out of no where and he accepts him to take him back!. selfish bastard all in naruto's point of view! sasunaru. boyxboy dont like don't read. lemon lime smut..yer u yaoi pervs its all here! later chappies doe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
deceit reviews
naruto mystery wakes up in sasyke's appartment with no recollection of yesterday and his voice hurts a whole lot. everything seems allright but he can't shake the feeling sasuke is heading something!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.