![]() REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? There fun and I'm crazy. =) You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or MySpace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did You know you've read too much Harry Potter fanfiction when... 1. You start confusing it with the books. 2. You genuinely think that infamous fanfiction characters like the Professor, Henchgirl, and Danger Granger were actually in the books. 3. You believe that Harry and Hermione were canon. 4. You know Charlie Weasley was a main character. 5. And so was Mark Evans. 6. You start using phrases like "Merlin's pants" and "Bloody Hell" on a reglar basis. 7. You see a rat and scream "It's Wormtail!" 8. You see a big black dog and scream "It's a Grim!" 9. You believe that Dumbledore can't be gay because he and McGonagall were meant to be. 10. You know Cedric is still alive because he's too hot to die. What a boyfriend should do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!) You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. 5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, Or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab 1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you. 3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour. 4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evily. 5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with. 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? No scars, I'm not Harry Potter... 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pink paint, unfortunately pink 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I talk to myself before I go to sleep, does that count? 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly alternative, but some pop 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Not a clue. 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Some god damn sleep 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Jeremy :( He was a good kid. Like a brother to me. 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My great-grandmother's stuffed pig 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Uh... five foot four, I think... 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Only in a very large crowd of people in a small space at the same time. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not really. Only if I'm in a tight space. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Myself. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Perfume is for pussies. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Hazel, green, or blue eyes; guys with brown or red hair. 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Well, that's kind of personal... *blushes and secretly looks at germanyswarrior* (YES IT'S ME) 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Does Mountain Dew count? No? Okay. 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese. MY GOD THAT STRINGY SHIT IS GREAT 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Hm... Bacon, man. Fucking bacon. 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? The third Harry Potter book from germanyswarrior... *blushes again* 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? *annoyed face* Are you kidding me... 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? My... no. 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? None, but I'll wear anything from Hot Topic or FYE 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes. It's the most retareded thing you've ever seen. 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? GOD DAMN CAT THINKS IT'S A DOG!!!! 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Love doesn't know distance. 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Telling them to their face. But I'm too much of a wimp to... :( 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Pi. 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Neither. Because these are biased questions. 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? No one, really. If I had to choose, I'd have to say my only friend that doesn't have a cell phone. 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people call me stupid because I'm a blonde. Or when people try to talk to me when I'm writing. 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Of course. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? SPIDERS. 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Keith Urban. :/ 37. FIRST JOB? I never had a job. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Of course. 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Copying and pasting stuff from germanyswarrior's fanfiction page. *LoL* 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I would hope not... 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair. :/ 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No. 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Just money, let me get what I want. 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I'm not sure yet, maybe one, maybe two. 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Uh... *looks up family history* Nope! 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Why wouldn't I? 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Nunya. Nunya fuginbiznes. 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It depends what pen I write with. o.o 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Hm. I don't know, I haven't eaten a normal sandwich in a while... 52. ANY BAD HABITS? OH YEAH. 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Uh... Pink Floyd... *flushes* 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I don't know!! If I wasn't me then I wouldn't know. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not to me... Okay a bit. 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I write. I write a LOT. 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? School. I like my school. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My fucking swingset that I STILL HAVE!!! Woot:) Party at my house XD 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Tons. I'm sure about half of them don't even work anymore. 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No. It scared me that a talking purple dinosaur was hanging out with little kids. 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, really? 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Dude. My dad's freaking mashed potatoes are FUCKING AWESOME 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Nice, kind, someone I can joke around with and then be serious with. 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Bunny, Starice, Usagi, Naru-chan, Honey-senpai... There's a lot. 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Hm... I'd have to go with either Go Radio or Of Monsters and Men 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Cartoon Planet, because it's got classics. That or anything on Boomerang. NO WAIT FRINGE!!!! 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Didn't take it yet. 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Does rainbow sherbet count? I like rainbow sherbet. 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Uh, hold on. *counts fingers and toes* yep! 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Well... end of last school year. NO MORE GYM FOR STARICE!!! 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? -.- yes there was... 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Well, I wasn't driving, but about 70 on the express way. 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Only one person but he'd already answered them. *evil smirk* 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My god damn friend playing Disgaea on PS3 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? PEPSI!!!! 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Does my friend's voicemail count...? 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Smile and personality 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Little Talks, by Of Monsters and Men 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? CLEANING MY GOD DAMN ROOM! 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June. End of school AND my birthday! 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini. Can't I be biased? 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Unfortunately, blonde. 86. EYE COLOR? Dark-ish blue with icey blue dots. 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald's. Their McFlurries, OH MY SWEET LORD JESUS 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I can't stand seafood cooked, how could I like raw fish? 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? My friend playing Disgaea on PS3 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Halloween. Free candy AND a reason to cosplay!! 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Three. (Voice in my head: YOUR VOICE DOESN'T COUNT!!!) Two. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither. I don't like politics. 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both :) 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships... One night stands are for pussies who can't get a real girlfriend. 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT ? Pocky. Lots and lots of pocky. 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? No car yet :( 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Well, I just finished Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban... But I finished it. 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Well... I've only had a few boyfriends, none all that serious. But now I'm perfectly happy with where I am right now. :) GRYFFINDOR: HUFFLEPUFF: RAVENCLAW: SLYTHERIN: If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in? Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release? What did you think of Deathly Hallows? Whose death was the saddest? If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat? What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince? What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half? Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard? When did you first become a Harry Potter fan? FAVOURITE Female Character? Luna Lovegood Male Character? Draco Malfoy Professor? Professor McGonagol, only because she's an Animagi. Death Eater? Bellatrix Lastrange Magical Creature? Hippogroff Spell? Petrificus Totalus. Quote? “We knew you wouldn't die, Harry! Might lose a leg, or an arm. But pull it in all together? Never!" -Weasley twins Movie? Half Blood Prince. Only because I beat the video game in less than a week. Hogwarts House? Slytherin Place? Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. She's easy to talk to, actually. Weasley? Twins. Couple? Personally, I prefer DRACO and Hermoine, but Ron and Hermoine is cute too. THIS OR THAT Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw Fred or George? George Ginny or Luna? Luna Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer. Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade Books or Movies? Books Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Half-Blood Prince Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Sorcerer's Stone Snape or Slughorn? Snape Lupin or Sirius? Sirius Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry and Hermoine Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus Finnigan Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby Muggleborn or Pureblood? Pureblood Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Rupert Grint Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Lestrange Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!" 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoons, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile. If people have given up looking at you funny because there is no longer any point, copy this to your profile. If you ever threatened a computer, copy and paste this in your profile. If the Voices of your characters threaten to drive you Mad (or Madder) copy this to your profile. If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile. If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (every damn time!) If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile (all) If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. (GOD DAMN YOU GERMANYSWARRIOR I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS) If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile. T.T So many copy and paste... I'm sorry you had to see that XD ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) |