Baron Von Halfsmurfen
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Joined 01-24-04, id: 527101
Author has written 2 stories for X-overs, and Harry Potter.
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I am, sadly, down to two stories on this account. And my typewriter is out of ink. Sob.

Important Update: I may be taking "Voldemort" off for a while, as I try to add some more stuff to it. Otherwise, it's just going to sit there and be all...one chapter-ish. Also, be on the lookout for my very short sequel to the already sort of short "Mall Marauders". Hint: It involves shirts and pirates. :manical laughter:
Until later,
Nina!

PS If you want to see the things I've collaborated on, go here: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=551932

Mediocre writers borrow; great writers steal. - T. S. Eliot

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In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
A Romp With the Death Eaters by Oricon reviews
A day in the life of Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Peter likes Britney, Lucius has rosie cheeks, hobbit names, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Esteemed & Continuing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome, gentle reader. By now you should have realised that the stories contained within this volume are part of a humungous series of heroic epics about none other than the ever charming L. Malfoy and his lovely sidekick, S. Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Signing One's Death Certificate by CokeFreak reviews
Sirius Black, Heir of the Black Family is going to Hogwarts. His family has already sorted him into Slytherin. What happens when he doesn't get into his Family House? The friendship of the Marauders starts here along with secrets, and the war starting!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,696 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Cywir Carennydd by Lone One reviews
A Marauders era fic, Remus centric. Everyone needs friends, even little werewolves. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,840 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Another One of Those Delightfully Wacky Spoofs by Maniacal Laughter reviews
An Out-of-Character potion has Hogwarts in an uproar. There are leotards, and daisies, and really shiny shoes. C'mon, read it, the shoes are REALLY shiny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Remus L.
Small Snippets From Lupin's Daily Life by Drummers reviews
A(n expanding) set of humorous insights into Prof Lupin's daily life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Hogwarts Inquisition by TrueBlueSpark reviews
NOBODY expects the Hogwarts Inquisition! ... I'm so, so sorry. Based on Order of the Phoenix and Monty Python. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Dolores U., Draco M. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The Fine Art of Diplomacy by ThePet reviews
Blackadder meets LOTR...Faramir, for the sake of diplomacy, is betrothed to six-feet-tall 20-stone Eowyn. Can his associates Pippin and Merry get him out of this one?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Faramir, Boromir
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Mall Marauders! reviews
The Marauders get transported, via a certain swirling vortex, into a present day mall. Hilarity ensues. Watch for Hyper!Sirius. A tad cliche, but I was hyper. -Finished!-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
Elf Con '03 reviews
What happens when you take famous elves and put them in a convention? (Apologies for the lack of humour in chapter one)
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004
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