![]() Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Merlin. AN:... I just re-read this. OH MY GOD I AM SORRY FOR THIS MESS OF A PROFILE. I AM CURRENTLY EDITING IT. I APOLOGISE. IT HAS BEEN THE SAME SINCE I WAS ... uh... I'll get back to you on that.. Hi there! My name? Click here to find out... here. Bet you didn't expect that, huh? I'm a teenager desperate not to grow up, but aren't we all? *gets incredibly deep and Tumblr-y at 2 AM, sorry about that* My Friends? JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOOO! WHENEVER WE GO OUT! THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT! THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!... I had Old Jamaica Ginger Beer and Irn Bru and Hot Chocolate within the space of 2 hours whilst having a throwback Thursday ( even though it's Wednesday, #hipsterpotomus) , so I was watching the Recess movie again whilst contemplating the point of existence. Ginger Beer does things to me. And my friend Bob! Bob is my rug. He's rugged (see what I did there? Huh? C'mon, you know you did =] ) I'm sorry. I had to. I'm into a variety of things ( not like that, jesuischrist, get your mind out of the gutter) including baking, street dance, running, writing and a heck of a lot of different bands. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter to the point where my main contribution to the family agenda on our trip down to London was " PLATFORM 9 & 3/4 AND THE SHOP PLEASE I AM BEGGING" written in massive letters. Also, the guy who runs the picture bit at like 10 at night needs an award. Please somebody make this happen. I mainly write Harry Potter, but am planning on expanding very soon, so watch this space... CURRENT STORIES: Unfortunately, LAODTHTU will not be continued. I seem to have s permanent block with it, and my writing has ( hopefully) improved tons since then. I'm considering taking it down, as I wasn't really happy with it in the first place. The drabble and the Gadge one-shot will be left up, but will be heavily edited at some point FUTURE STORIES: I am currently writing a ScoRose fic I'm really excited about, but will be trying to finish at least 10 chapters, to ensure if I do have a block, I'll have something to update. My writing has gotten a lot better,even if it's not amazing, and I will hopefully post it soon. Shippings: Romione. I don;t care what JKR said, they would have made it Drarry. Explanation = N/A Armione! I read a fic on this, and was sold! Gwen kinda annoyed me in the last series, so I support this even more! Scorose! Because... Do I even need to explain?!?! Hinny. I'm a sucker for clichés and I don't think it gets cheesier than you're older brother's bestie. Captain Swan - ugh, the feels are slowly killing me Sirius and Marlene. One of the least known, ships, but my OTP. Check out Sixth Year, Hunting for Happiness, and The Rise and Fall of the Stag and the Doe. Gadge. Madge and Gale. Cuz- Duh. Me and Matthew Lewis. Because have you seen him? It's like an eyegasm every time I see him. I think the appropriate reaction is - "Dat ass" Remus and Dorcas. 'Cause A'AAAW! Samwise Gamgee and Rosie Cotton, because frankly, Frodo sucks. Sam's just epic. Anya and Dimitri, because they fought like an old married couple from the start. Mulan and Shan, because Mulan is a kick-assB AMF More later!Things I'm not doing. Like ever ( once more, minds out of the gutter, people): Twilight. Encourages sexist ideals, bestiality, paedophilia, and teaches young, impressionable girls that it's okay to be objectified by your boyfriend as long as he's hot, that if your boyfriend doesn't like your friends it's totally fine for him to actively try to stop you seeing them, treated as though stupid, that education isn't worth more than a relationship when thousands dream of one, that women should automatically do the housework (I seriously doubt Charlie never cooked anything before Bella arrived and automatically started cooking), and that you should stop functioning without a man, as well as much more. Characters who are completely OOC! Whilst I appreciate that when writing fanfiction you aren't writing the original plot, I seriously doubt Ron and Harry would lock Hermione in a dungeon for being in love with a Draco who has no flaws. Gender-bending to conform to sexuality ideas. No. I'm sorry, that isn't acceptable. Love comes in all shapes and forms between all genders, and if you can't accept that please don't carry on reading this because I don't condone that. I'm sorry.... That's it! For now... Dun DUn DUNNNN! P.S Idk. P.P.S Hee hee. P. P. Pee-pee. I know, I'm more immature that unicorns farting rainbows *sigh* Yeah, the first one was just so I could make the pee joke. I'm sorry. I'll leave now. P.P.P.S Hah! 3 Pee's! Seriously, even if you hate my writing (which I seriously hope you don't) , check this out: It's a site that helps you to feed people through the site! How cool is that?! |
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