![]() Author has written 2 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender. Just a girl in the world going through college, hoping to get an English major, go into editing/publishing, publish a book of my own someday. Let's see if that happens!!! YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. TOTAL: 16 YOUR GIRL SIDE: xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 7 For Hogwarts: - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE! - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it. - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs - The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife - I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy! - So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead. - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort (even though he should) - No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. - Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July... - Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such. - I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group. - Especially not with kazoos. - The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". - Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden. - There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man". ...Even if I do conjure him up. - Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow. - The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. - Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. - I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins. - I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" - I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me." - Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas. - No combination of these is acceptable. - Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny. - Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. - I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways. - I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever. - If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change. - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either. - I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating. - I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals You Say Pink, I Say Black. You Say Miley Cyrus, I Say SHE SUCKS! You Say Zac Efron, I Say WTF! You Say Pop, I Say Rock. You Say I'm Weird, I Say I'm Different. XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!! Put this If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. 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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand Dear Everyone who visits this profile, This message has been sent to girls all over the (COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD) Be careful Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. He nodded, still looking down. -Eldest, Christopher Paolini 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? My Angels and Demons book...by Dan Brown! 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? ...good question...i think it was Glee... 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10 pm? 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:10 pm...that was sad... 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my cat eating... 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? a few hours ago, jumping in large puddles. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? fanfic. 9. What are you wearing? khakis and a polo -school dress code 10. Did you dream last night? Yes 11. When did you last laugh? When my parents raced to the bathroom...a few hours ago 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? paint, a callendar, papers, cards, posters, and stickers. 13. Seen anything weird lately? yes, my classmates, and what odd things they do between classes. 14. What do you think of this quiz? I don't know, I was bored... 15. What is the last film you saw? ...uh...Avatar 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? lots of books, music, house, clothes and videogames 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Who know wha-? 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? everybody be kind 19. Do you like to dance? sure...but I can't dance...I'm horrible at it... 20. George Bush: I'm not into politics 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Alexandra 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? James 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Of course! 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"? you made it, Olivia. I'm happy you could join us. | |||||||
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