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Joined 07-24-03, id: 424333
Author has written 3 stories for Book X-overs, and X-overs.

I know ive been a bit slack of late in getting another chapter updated but ive had other commitments and now im back on form, i may have to delete some chapters from here but dont worry its all going to be put back with some added extra i hope. still there is the rather strange fact that i somehow started the second book one crazy night not long ago. and that will be put up. at least some it will, a sort of taster of whats to come, if you dont want to know how it ends up, DONT READ IT. sorry but i have to say that. otherwise keep reading and please review.

Right then, enough waffling. About me.
I am...
thats it really, I AM. no, I like drinking to forget, i dont know what i was drinkingto forget so it obviously worked,
My favourite colours are red, brown, green, orange. Im not colourist its so unfair to be left out.
I like Terry Pratchett, Edgar Allan Poe, Arthur C Clarke, Terry Goodkind, H P Lovecraft (the Godfather of Necronomicon), Robert Silverburg, Clive Cussler, Steven Brust, Ben Elton, Clive Barker, and anything else that passes into my grubby mitts.

I enjoy the finer things in life, wine, cake, enjoyable company, evenings in or out, and generally rowdiness and stupidity with the lads.

Why settle for less when you can gamble someone elses money and win or lose.

Any questions i will be pleased to answer, so long as you dont mind some random answer, its a fine line between genius and madness and i think i rubbed the line out along the way and drew a nice bit of pavement art instead.

Please read and destroy my moral intergrity by pointing out any glaring errors that i leave in, hell im so far down that even thinking about up is giving me vertigo.

I have lots of goldfish all by the name of BOB, i do what i like and sod the conse, concek, consecw, sod the outcome.

In all seriousness now, i love life, so should you after all 'your life is yours alone, rise up and live it' is one thing to live by, i have things in this world which keep me sane, so please read and enjoy

love
and
thanks,
MATT.

P.S. I am now known as Tootsie Pottysquirt...find out why, just ask...

MATT

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Mating Season by Fairy Laughing reviews
Part One of the Animal Instincts series. It's spring, and Angua is in heat and at work...
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2004
Captain FrillyPants to the Rescue by Layowyn of Rivendell reviews
Can Captain Frilly-Pants save the day?
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2004
Crash's Trousers by Hyperactive Hamster Of Doom reviews
Crash, Jimbo, Noddy and Scum are still trying to find fame – and a name for their unsuccessful Music With Rocks In band. Will they ever be famous? Probably not. But they’ve got some more ideas for names… will they find the right one? Read and find out!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2003
The Listener by Divine-Fayth reviews
This is mostly to do with the Watch, and it features an ex-Listener (cause there's not enough stories about the Listeners so there :P)
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002
How To Cure Hic-Cups by Harriet reviews
One of Sybil Ramkins/Vimes's dragons has the hic-cups. Not good considering their combustable nature. Short but hopefully sweet. FINISHED! Mistakes fixed...I think.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2002
Lalahahala Juice by JadeDragoness reviews
[Slash] Vimes has to deal with a Vetinari who is hyper, drugged, and horny. HUMOR FIC.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2002
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All the P's reviews
just a story with me using all the P's, bit silly but i only just started
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12/2006
The Three
Four friends start off with each other then get struck down to three, the three of them together can defeat a great evil lurking in the land but only if one of them realises his true nature.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,019 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004
The Next Generation
A stranger comes back into the protectors world, bringing joy and happiness. But how long before the peace is shattered and their world is once again turned upside down. The next sequel to The Three
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Published: 12/15/2004