The Percinator
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Joined 08-06-03, id: 433423
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yeah...here's my stupid bio. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!

name: Christie
age: 14
bday: 9/9/89
what i look like: blondish hair, brown eyes
gender: female
hobbies: writing fics, reading, shopping, studying, hanging around, hiking, camping, and chatting
siblings: Jasmine (CrazzieAddict06).
my other pen name: Voldie On Varsity Track
random shit of the week: Mi madre es una caneja y mi padre es un oso blanco.
*Translated from spanish : My mother is a rabbit and my father is a polar bear*

My Stories:

The Insane Story Of Harry And His Gang: MY version of the gang's 6th year. It's random and insane.

Post Hogwarts-Insane Style: The gang 10 years after Hogwarts. Still very insane.

I Found Love: Harry is married to Hermione but he is having an affair with SNAPE. Not insane, but dramatic and funny.

AND COMING SOON:
(dun dun dun!)

I LUV YA: An insane poem/fic. Harry and Draco Malfoy fall in love and go on insane adventures.

WHEN MARY SUES ATTACK: Insane Mary Sues invade Hogwarts. Anti-Mary Sue.

*ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE POSTED ON VOLDIE ON VARSITY TRACK, MY OTHER PEN NAME*

WEEEE! I'm making my bio LONG!

Alright. The way too common fics that i LOATHE.
-MARY SUES. Need I say more?
-Post Hogwarts fics. Only the boring, same old plot ones.
-The fics where Voldie needs some girl to help him kill Harry. It's way too old.
-Draco/Harry/Ron/Snape rapes Hermione/Ginny. OVERUSED.
-LOTR/HP fics. I personally loathe LOTR. Why should you combine shit and HP?
-Depressing one-shot fics about Sirius dying. There are too many.
-Songfics. The people who write them use weird songs that nobody has ever heard of.

What you might think of me. I'm telling you this so I don't get flames or hate mail about you hating me for some reason.
1. Christie is mental.
No, I'm not mental. I just happen to drink lots of Mountain Dew and have a sick sense of humor. I don't have ADD or any other mental disorder.

2. Christie wants to be a writer.
Some people have asked me this question. I don't want to be a writer. Writing is a hobby of mine. There is no way in hell that someone besides JK Rowling can make a living off of their written work. Bah!

Holy Shit! It's a RHINO!
*spanks the sexy beast's ass*

WEEEEEEEE! AREN'T YOU TIRED OF READING MY BIO?

if u ever wanna chat, my email & AIM screen name should be up at the top of the page.

Adios, puta del algodon!
*Goodbye, cotton hooker*

~*~Christie~*~