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Hello guys, I'm Mikan nice to meet you! Well if you guys know OrangeCreme, than you should know me because I am her! I just change my account so sorry if you guys out there is worried about me or something, so right below are things about me!

Name: Mikan would be alright!

Age: 13 years old

Gender: Imma girl!!!

Zodiac: Leo (I'm the lion king)

Personality: If I'm a stranger to you, than I'll be the shyest person you will know. But if you're my best friend, I'll be the complete opposite!

What I look like: I have dark brown hair that usually look black and it goes below my shoulders. I like to keep them up in a ponytail or a side ponytail. My eyes are dark brown and I were glasses which I normally forgot to say, hehe

Favorite colors: Sapphire blue or aquamarine blue!

Hobbies: Drawing: I suck at drawing but I'm still trying my best at it, hehe

Cooking: My mom never taught me, but my grandpa does, he's the best cook ever!

Swimming: I don't swim, I like to stay in the water and never get out, yeah

Reading: I will just get bored and read some books, yeah

About me: Hmm, I really enjoy Greek Mythology and proud of it, okay I have to calm down now...


Favorite Vocaloid Ships:

Rin and Len (OTP) ( I don’t care if you say they are twins, they are not! They're mirror images for god's sake!)

Miku and Mikuo

Meiko and Kaito

Rin and Mikuo

Neru and Akaito

Rin and Nero

Rinto and Rin


Most Unfavorite Vocaloid Ships

Neru and Len

Tei and Len

And all the girls except for Rin with Len.


Favorite Hetalia Pairings:

Rochu

Gerita

UsUk

Spamano

Giripan

Sufin

Norden

FrUk

Itacest(I'm sorry, some people might feel gross out, but... life is tough kids)

AusHun

HunPru

AmeCan


Favorite Greek God shippings

My OTP: Artemis x Apollo (Before you say anything, if Zeus can marry Hera, why can't Artemis be with Apollo, and they aren't human beings so they don't follow human rules)

2: Hades x Persephone (Just adorable!!!)

3: Athena x Ares (Let's just say I'm okay with it!)

4: Artemis x Hermes (These two are cute, but Apollo fits Artemis better!)


Animes I have Watched:

Hetalia-Axis Power

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Romeo X Juliet

Minami-Ke

Detective Conan

Card Captor Sakura

Rozen Maiden

Inu-Yasha

Shugo Chara

Sailor Moon

Pokemon


Friends On Fanfiction:

Kagamine-RinCVO2: A really great friend, she makes cool jokes and have the same idea of ships as me! I finally found someone who likes the same ship as me.

WonderRin: She is a really nice girl and her fanfictions are so cool and unique! We like the same exact thing OMG!!! She is really sweet and the bestest friend you can ever find! I love her story ideas so check them out!

Treble and Bass: One of my favorite authors, she is so unique, just like everyone of you out there! She is funny and trust me, she can be one of the coolest girls out there! Go visit her profile sometimes, its awesome!

SinfulSagamine: Trust me, he makes the coolest fan Vocaloids, which are the Sagamines and I love him for his bravery of making them! The Sagamines are very different which I highly respect of and you should totally check him out!

Sychronicity girl: She is the most energetic person I have ever met which makes me like her sooo much! I would say she's the best choice of friend to talk to when you're sad, plus, I love her stories!!! Go surprise her by reading her lovely stories!

ChildishOtaku02: A really nice girl and her story lines are great! Of course, she just came here but also one of our RinxLen fans, welcome to the club girl! Please check out her amazing stories!

BananaMiss: A really sweet girl with sweeeet fanfic ideas! Gosh she really is a sweet heart for real! Go visit her a bit and please check out her story Miss Vocaloid!


Hi guys, now welcome to my family! I saw many people doing this so I'm wondering, why not do this too? I'm going to call it the Tangerine Family, since the name Mikan came from tangerines, so if you guys are interested, please review in one of my stories or PM me, I'll be glad to add you in the family!

1) Name: Mikan

Gender: Girl!

Age: 13

Personality: When first meeting, she would be shy and friendly, but when you are close friends with her, she's just like any normal friend you have! She likes to crack jokes alot and when she got a secret, she can never hold them or too long!

Appearance: Long dark brown hair with side bangs and dark brown eyes. She usually has a big aquamarine bow behind her head which makes her look more like a cat. Sometimes she would have here hair up in a ponytail

Likes: Relaxing and reading books, sometimes eating of course!

Favorite color: Sapphire or aquamarine

Favorite food: mainly sweets and fruits of any kind, but never give her onions and garlic!


Vocaloid

1. Kaito

2.Rinto

3.Luka

4.Len

5.Yuuma

6.Rin

7.Oliver

8.Miku

9.Piko

10.Gumi

11.Lenka

12.Mikuo

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? RinxLenka?! Uh, no...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Len is totally hot, like 10/10!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Easy, teal babies!!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeppp!!!!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Seriously, they would make a excellent couple!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I'll go with 5/10

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :3 Faint and take pictures like crazy!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Luka was never a fan of short hair girls, she always like to groom long hair and brush them everywhere, what if she meets Gumi who wished her hair is long like Luka's?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Trust me, there is a whole ton of KaitoxMiku fanfics out there

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. That Cafe We Met At

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I'm only think of shotas right now

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Maybe, maybe not

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I see a lot of people on tumblr drawing Lenka though

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? I don't think so...

15) What might Seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3 JAMES!!!!!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I,My,Me,Mine

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: The awesome Rin-sama is included

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I'll give you an orange if you come with me

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A few months ago

20) What is Six's super-secret kink? Rin has a whole box of oranges beneath her bed

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Drunk

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? 3 aka Luka

23) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve ,then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Too complicated, I don't know LOL

24) Name three of your friends who might read it. Top three friends that I have!

25)Name one person who should write it. WonderRin!

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Cry myself to sleep


My Vocaloid OCs!

Name: Yumene Suzuki

Gender: Female

Nickname: Suzu or Su-Chan

Age: 15

Personality: She likes to stay quiet and whenever something happens, she would often blame it on herself when it really isn't her fault. She tends to cry a lot even though she is 15. In her free times, she would relax and play with bells.

Appearance: Suzuki have dark blonde hair with light pink tips tied in a high ponytail with a light pink bow and a bell on it. She have big electric blue eyes that seems to glimmer. She wears a short white cape with pink fur lining the the bottom with a pink bow and a bell. Under the cape, she wore a strapless light pink dress with white lining fur that seems to be frilly that stops under her thigh. Long white boots that has white fur on top and bells. her head phones has fur around it and a bell

Item: Bells

Character color: light pink

Favorite Food: Cotton Candy

Voice: High, but not high like chipmunk high. An expert in sad songs and can never sing well in love songs. She is a expert in classical songs.

Name: Mahone Riku

Gender: Male

Nickname: Riku or Riri

Age: 16

Personality: Riku is very happy go lucky and unlike most boys, he has no idea what most things are. He tends to make jokes to get along with people and loves to laugh. When it comes to danger, he would always be the over protective one in the many.

Appearance: Short blonde hair that have light blue tips and head phones that is light blue with white patterns. He have friendly brown eyes and always carry around a sweet smile. He wears a black sweater, a white dress shirt and light blue tie, out side he wears a cozy light blue jacket and a lose khaki pants with blue sneakers.

Item: Blue raspberries

Character color: light blue

Favorite food: blue raspberries

Voice: Unlike most males, Riku has a slightly higher pitch voice but is lower that Len's voice. He likes to sing pop songs but can't sing classical songs unlike his partner Suzuki


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed a X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS1, 2 or 3 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Dark green, black, dark blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.

11/24 Well, I guess I'm normal...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/eau de cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

10/24 Does that mean, I'm a guy?!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


If You Live In America, you post this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast Hetalians: Try to cheer a country up to stop the rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." Hetalians: "Why did England curse me again?"

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! Hetalians: "Mein Gott!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings Hetalians: Ask Italy to cheer them up.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! Hetalians: "Shut up or I will invade your vital regions."

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Hetalians are stupid Hetalians: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! Hetalians: Whip out their woks.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation Hetalians: Already booked in for a holiday to Russia.

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Hetalians: MUST have this on their profile!


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity


The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.


You say English, we say Japanese

You say cats, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud!


That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted " Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant you will meet her. In the middle of the night She will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


THE HETALIA PLEDGE

I Promise to remember Itlay,

Whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany,

Whenever someone says West.

I promise to remember Japan,

Whenever i see an Aisain tourest taking pictures of a brightly colored cake.

I promise to remeber America,

whenever i see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England,

whenever i watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France,

whenever i see a rose.

I promise to remember China,

wheneve i see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia,

Whenever i see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania,

whenever i see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia,

whenever i see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia,

Whenever i see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus,

whenever i see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine,

Whenever i hear or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden,

whenever i pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland,

whenever i hear someone say "My Wife".

I promise to remember Spain,

Whenever i see a tomato filed.

I promise to remember Romano,

Whenever i see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hiungary,

Whenever i see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria,

whenever i hear someone play chopin on the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia,

Whenever i hear someone say "AWSOME!"

I promise to remember Poland,

Whenever i pass a valley girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland,

whenever i see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein,

Whenever i see a girl with a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey,

whenever i think about Phantom of the Opera.

I promise to remember Greece,

Whenever i see asleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt,

whenever i see a pyramid and or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada,

whenever i see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba,

whenever i see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand,

Whenever i see a boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome,

Whenever i see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania,

whenever i see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome,

whenever i see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.


Hetalia Quiz! The Axis Powers

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

]- You were bullied a lot in your childhood

[X]- You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

]- You're very happy-go-lucky

]- You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

]- You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

[x]- You're a good artist

[X]- You can be clumsy

[X]- You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

]- If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[X]- You would surrender in a war situation

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

]- You're very stoic and serious

]- Sausages are your favorite foods.

]- You like to walk dogs/your dog

[X]- Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

]- You love rules and think they should always be followed (Hell no rules are made to be broken! XD...at least some are)

]- You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

]- You work very hard too hard...

[X]- Your alone time is your 'happy time'

]- You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

[X]- You've had issues with money once or twice

Japan (Kiku Honda)

]- You're very mature

]- You think everything over before saying it.

[x]- You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

]- You isolated yourself during childhood

]- You became very successful in a short amount of time

]- You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

]- You can seem cold/aloof to other people

]- You're good at practical tasks

[X]- You need time to adjust to new people

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]- You love hamburgers

]- You think you're awesome

]- You love to invent things

[X]- You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

]- You can seem to be very brash to other people

]- You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

[X]- You're terrified of ghosts

]- You know aliens exist

]- You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

[X]- You wear glasses

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[X] You like tea

] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid

] You're very sarcastic and cynical

] Your cooking is awful

[X] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

] You have tried doing black magic before

] You get drunk quite easily.

] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

] You're good at embroidery

France(Francis Bonnefoy)

]- You're very affectionate

]- You think you have a great fashion sense

]- You like wine

]- You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

[X]- You love red roses

]- When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

[X]- You're very proud of yourself

[X]- You love culture and the arts

]- You're very flamboyant

]- You say you're a gourmet

Russia(Ivan Braginski)

]- You had a very sad childhood.

]- You're very tall

[X]- You have a tendency to switch between personalities

]- You wear a scarf all the time

[X]- You love sunflowers

]- You love vodka

]- You can seem intimidating to other people

]- You're very strong

]- You have a big nose

[X]- You have a strange laugh that can scare people (I have a normal one and a weird one,the weird one is quite famous in my band! LOL)

China (Wong Yao)

[X]- You're very mature

[X]- You're very superstitious

[X]- You're very religious

[X]- You love pandas

[X]- You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

[X]- You love Hello Kitty

[X]- You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever,but are never taken seriously.

]- You work hard

[X]- You're good at drawing

[X]- You like sweets

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[X]- You are very well-raised

[X]- You're polite

[X]- You love classical music

[X]- You like cake

]- You have a mole on your face

[X]- You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

]- You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

]- You've composed music before

]- You tend to call people 'morons'

[X]- You wear glasses

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[X]- You're often ignored by people

]- You look younger than you actually are

]- You love hockey

[X]- You love polar bears

[X]- You hate fighting

]- You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

]- You often get mistaken for someone else

[X]- You feel under-appreciated

]- You're bilingual

]- You always carry a bear with you

Cuba

]- You smoke

]- You're very physically strong

]- You've won a lot of fist-fights

]- In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.

[X]- You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

]- You like hot weather

[X]- You can be very friendly from time to time

]- You look very tough on the outside

[X]- You make a very nice role-model

]- You don't let people get a word in edgewise

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)

]- You have a potty-mouth

]- You like to wear flowers in your hair

]- You used to be a very tough kid

]- You're very reliable

]- It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

]- You're very faithful

[X]- Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

]- You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]- You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

[X]- If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[X]- You're very loyal

[X]- You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together

]- You're very serious

]- You have a lot of patience

]- You think too much about philosophical stuff

[X]- You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..

[X]- You're not very confident

]- You were quite rebellious as a child

]- People tend to walk all over you

[X]- You're a born worrier

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

]- You're very flamboyant

[X]- You're quite hyperactive

[X]- You can be quite goofy

]- When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix

[X]- You're very wary of strangers

[X]- It takes you ages to come out of your shell

[X]- However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty

[X]- You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions

] You love pansies and corn-poppies

] You get up to lots of crazy antics

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

] You're quite mean-spirited

] You're a bit of a hooligan

[X] You're very loyal

] You're very good at tactics

] You hate Russia

] You love to fight people

] You can avoid marriages quite well

] You're not always taken seriously

] You like drinking

[X] You want to become stronger


Hetalia

1.America

2.Canada

3.Italy

4.Germany

5.China

6.France

7.Russia

8.Prussia

9.England

10.Hungary

11.Switzerland

12.Japan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? France and Switzerland?! ...uh, nope!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Germany? Uhh, I would rate a 6/10

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Japan got Prussia! O.o, Uhh, I would imagine Japan as the Uke though

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah, alot!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Canada and France? HELL YEAH!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I would pick 5/10 aka China/England

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :3 ...Take photos

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Feliciano never have feelings for his care taker Elizabetha, until she starts to give him gifts, different from the ones when he's a little boy. How would he get her attention when she has her heart of Roderich?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hell Yeah!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Come Back To Me

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I don't know?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Maybe...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? I don't think so

15) What might Seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3 VODKKKAAAAA

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm Sexy And I Know It

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: France is being a pervert

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Use your Canadian powers on me

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 3 days ago I think

20) What is Six's super-secret kink? He was heart broken once

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Drunk

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Russia!

23) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve ,then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Heal My Heart

24) Name three of your friends who might read it. I have no idea

25)Name one person who should write it. Someone...

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I will laugh my head off


You know your a huge fan of Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "GerIta" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. (sorry broski but it's true!)

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia


Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"


GOOD FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND

Good Friend-Hands you your shoe if it falls off.
Best Friend-Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it,screaming "Ha, ha, loser!"

Good Friend-Helps you up if you fall down.
Best Friend-Will stand beside you laughing, because they pushed you you over in the first place.

Good Friend-Will rush over right away to comfort you if you're house burns down.
Best Friend-Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.

Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you're arrested for DUI.
Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying "Great party, huh?"

Good Friend-Will call your parents by their first names.
Best Friend-Will call your parents 'Mom' and 'Dad'.

Good Friend-Knocks on your door and wits for you to answer.
Best Friend-Walks right in and says "Mom, I'm home!"

Good Friend-Acts like a guest at your house.
Best Friend-Raids your refridgerator and makes themselves at home.

Good Friend-Will watch what's already on the TV.
Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.

Good Friend-Waits for you after school if you get detention.
Best Friend-Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.

Good Friend-Will help you with your chores.
Best Friend-Will stand behind you and say "You missed a spot."

Good Friend-Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.
Best Friend-Will lend you money and then charge interest.

Good Friend-Will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you.
Best Friend-Will say "Be right back", go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say "It's all been taken care of."

Good Friend-Will have little "inside jokes" with you.
Best Friend- Will randomly break out laughing because of some "inside joke" you guys had last week.

Good Friend-Will come and get you if you call to say you're lost.
Best Friend-Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.

Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumoing off the Empire State Building.
Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.

Good Friend-Disagrees if you say words can't hurt you.
Best Friend- Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.

Good Friend-Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.
Best Friend-Would say "I hope you can swim, and if not, I'll really f*ing miss you."

Good Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine" they'll drop it.
Best Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "i'm fine", they'll look you in the eye and say "Okay, now tell the truth."


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


I WANT A GUY...

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

Someone who would tell me I'm beautiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART


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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia), Shadowtheangel(Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA) Azure Blue Espeon (USA), CorGryphonFeather (Egypt), xxShadiceKokoro (Canada), Kiyo-Kun Blade (USA), Kat Neko983 (Australia), RubyCrusade (USA), AsianAlex (USA) Yumi-San Angel (USA) AishaElementalMaster (NZ) Pikachu550 (USA), Treble and Bass (Philippines), Sychronicity girl (El Salvador) MikanAru (USA)

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One Big 'Happy' Family by Mizz-Incezt reviews
WHAT IF the Olympians were just one big 'ordinary' family living at New York? Let's see, There is Athena, Ares, Hephaestus, Artemis, Apollo, Hermes and Dionysus who were the children of the fine, mighty couple: Zeus and Hera! They were all living happily and normally but of course have some little problems in the past but nothing major. So what if BIG problems started to arise?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,414 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 6/2/2014
God of Sex by SpitKill reviews
This is a PercyX? story. There will be a lot of pairings and this is erotic fiction. Lemons will be in every chapter with a different girl. First Chapter CalypsoXPercy. Summary: After the Titan war Percy becomes the God of Sex, replacing an old God who was ready to be done with his duites and pass it on to a younger candidate.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,131 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Advent Calendar by silverivy13 reviews
This is an advent calendar that will go until Christmas! A fic a day with a new pairing and story! Each story takes place on the day it's posted. Suggest a pairing, give feedback or just say hi! Most will be yaoi since that's most of the Hetalia shippings; rated T, minor swearing and possible violences later on but not a lot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,945 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 12/1/2014
Contests by KunoichiOfDaLeaf reviews
When the countries prince is old enough to marry, a grand contest takes place. The prize being, the prince's hand in marriage. Rin Kagamine, a girl who hates her monarchy with a passion, somehow gets mixed up in it. She has Miku to thank for that. Yep, the blue-haired girl wasn't going to eat Leeks for a month.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,515 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Miku H., Rin K., Len K., Kaito S.
Entity by Azu Insanity Daee reviews
The incident in the Shion estate was a known tale in all England. Nobody knew how Rin Kagamine had managed to disappear at that night. All they found was a hurt earl crying and swearing somebody had taken his precious fiancée. Of course that didn't stop the new generation of Kagamine's to claim the house as their own. RinXLen.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Len K., Rin K.] Oliver, YOHIOloid
Rin and Len's baby-sitting service by ChildishOtaku02 reviews
Random stories about Rin and Len owning a baby-sitting service, also not much romance and Rin and Len are twins so no twincest. Rated T just to be safe.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015
Stepping into a New World by AwesomeOrange98 reviews
I suck at summaries, so I'll just lay it down for you: Rin is an orphan, living in a house full of orphans adopted by Meiko. A year ago, Len came to live with them, but now creepy stuffs been going on, and now that Rin's been attacked, even more creepy stuffs happening. What's the big secret? What's everyone keeping from her? Rated T for the usual stuff, ratings may go up.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Rin K., Len K.]
Sibling Day by KawaiiNekoNyaaaaaDesu reviews
Highschool AU. Yao's school is hosting its annual Sibling Day, and Yao is forced to bring all of his siblings. Natalia brings her mysterious older brother who she has never brought before. And he looks uncannily like Ivan Braginski, current crush of every girl in the school (and Yao). And, oops, Yao may have *literally* bumped into him! RoChu. Expect slow updates. bad summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [China, Russia] Belarus, Taiwan
The adventures of Ice Cream Man and Banana Boy by ChildishOtaku02 reviews
Ice Cream Man (Kaito) and Banana Boy (Len) Have to find out who stole Miku's leeks or a certain teal haired girl will be very upset.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Len K.
Who the Heck are You? by GoldStripes reviews
Rei is a guy who's considered goth. He lives with his sister. One day, a random blonde boy appears in his mirror and introduces himself as Len. His mirror image. For some reason, Len is almost the complete opposite of him. But he's useful for homework and advice... Rei might just keep him around.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Rin K., Len K., Rana, VFlower - Complete
Another Chinese Cinderella Story by LittlePeony reviews
Yao Wang had always dreamed of a life of peace. But when royals come to China, he soon realizes the life he wanted can never compare to the life he was destined to have. CURRENTLY ON HAITUS AND BEING REWRITTEN
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Russia, China
It's Not Fair Aru by Shofina48625 reviews
China loves Russia. China wants Russia to love him back. Contains/Warnings:Rochu & other pairings, angst,drama,crying, slight OOC: "Again with the sad eyes? Like you have been through so much haven't you? You haven't been heart broken aru..." China said softly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,633 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Russia, China
A Single Flower by RainbowSquiddle reviews
Wang Yao has silently looked after Ivan ever since he was a child. But when tragedy hits his homeland, will he turn the tables, and look to Ivan for comfort? Or will he be prideful, and let himself fade away...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,413 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
Mt Olympus Junior High by kaufmanl reviews
Everyone has to grow up. Therefore, everyone, even gods, heroes, and nymphs, have to go to school. In which Persephone is raped, Dionysus and Hephaestus are gay, Hermes is abused and pathetically in love with Artemis, Artemis is in denial, Ares cheats on Hestia with Aphrodite, Apollo and Athena have sex at a party, and shit goes down. Sorry if it's a bit unrealistic.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,519 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Artemis, Hermes - Complete
Beyond the Looking Glass by Just-A-Common-Fangirl reviews
Rin and Len get into a fight, and Rin wishes she was never born. The next day, Rin's existence is no more, and Len is the only one who knows Rin. Len finds Rin through a mirror. The wish had gone wrong, and Rin is trapped behind the mirror. Len vows to be a better brother and spend more time with Rin, but doesn't realize that he is crumbling. TWINCEST/MIRRORCEST. It's both guys!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
Who Cares If World Is Yours? by Rurichiyo-chan reviews
Len is the school's, no, the world's number one prince. Rin just hates his pride and selfishness and his very existence. But she can't hate him forever especially after their forgotten childhood together. I suck at summaries! Non-incest, rin x len, based off LEN'S SELFISH VERSION OF WORLD IS MINE
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
The Bond Between a Brother and a Sister by TheCuteChibiLover reviews
Len is a cruel ruler of the kingdom of yellow, who's people hate him for his cruelness. Rin is his kind twin sister as well as his servent who he admires greatly. She loves him as well, serving him happily with only wanting one thing in return, his smile.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,132 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
The Aloadae by Muse of Fanfiction reviews
Twin Giants attempt to take over the throne of Mount Olympus, and to further enhance their claim, they take a god hostage and demand the impossible. Will Artemis find a way to stop the absurd from happening? Or will she be defeated and forced to succumb to their orders? *Follow-up of Who I Am: A Tale of Artemis*
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,106 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Artemis - Complete
Who I Am: A Tale of Artemis by Muse of Fanfiction reviews
Artemis believes that she does not belong with the others on Mount Olympus. As a result, she exiles herself to Earth, trying to find comfort. But when she is forced to return home, she tries to find the strength to face her challenges.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Artemis - Complete
Le Pew Tails by bellechat reviews
Is Penelope falling in love with someone? What is her backstory? What is Pepe's? Read on.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,053 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Penelope Pussycat, OC - Complete
Living With An Otaku reviews
It's not everyday to see a girl with a crazy family that includes an anime loving mother, a science professor father, and an annoying brother that could be sometimes nice. School is enough for Lenka Kagan, now she has to deal with her crush and her crazy family. Could she possibly live through her freshman year without her family poking into her business? Answer: No.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Len K., Rin K.] [Akari K., Una O.]