![]() Author has written 5 stories for Lab Rats, 2012, and I Didn't Do It. Jokes Are NOT Always Funny I took the soft, golden-brown cookie from the plastic tray. My mother has asked once; twice; three times even. The man had assured her, the cookies were safe. I took a single bite. I could tell, just by the taste, that something was off. My palms were itchy. My tongue was burning. It was getting harder and harder to breathe. "Just Kidding," the man exclaimed before cracking up. My throat felt sore and tight. I inhaled deeper breaths, but nothing seemed to help. The burning was too strong. My mother slapped the man. My vision was becoming blurred by black spots. My racing heart was heard in my ears. "What is wrong with you?" She screamed before grabbing my hand, my cold, purple, numb hand, and dragging me out if the store. My whole body was aching with the worst itch. My arms and legs felt swollen. I could barely hold my own weight. "Help! Someone help my baby!" My mother could faintly be heard calling for help. All I remember after that was the paramedics, the bright, white flashlight, my mother's and sister's sobs, the oxygen mask, and of course, the man, saying, "It was only a joke." So, this is a copy and paste from ungerlover's profile, but this actually happened to her. I asked her if I could paste in on my profile, because my friend went through the same thing, and I was there, helpless, while she was scaring me. I wanted so badly to hit the girl who did it to her, but I know revenge is never the answer. Please take this story into consideration. Hello! You may not now this, but I am SUPER random. O.o I probably won't write a lot of stories here since it's hard without a computer, but you could always find me in Wattpad as NerdGirl05. Friends and Favorite authors on Fanfiction ungerlover- Really good writer and friend, and one of the four (I think?) writers on here who despise whipped cream. Also, a fellow pickle lover. daphrose- Friend who convinced me to get on here. :3 Part of the Anti-Whipped Cream Army! Also the BOMB at writing! TheMichiganWriter- Another great writer and friend! Also fellow pickle lover AllAmericanSlurp- Really, extremely good writer! Check out her stories, NOW!! PurpleNicole531- Hilarious writer and really friendly person! Meet Kenny: (His picture is my profile pic) Hello! Welcome to this show designed to let you know about my slave, who joins me in my reviews. Okay, Kenny, let's start with the basics. What are you afraid of? Kenny: Pickles, squirrels, buckets, slime, daphrose, toothbrushes, paint brushes, paintings, museums, boring people, teachers, elderly people, *takes breath* RandomGirlPerson, interviews, Ellen from the Ellen Show, TV, bionic people, and chocolate. Um, okay. What do you like? Kenny: My breaks from this job. What do you hate? Kenny: Mondays, Fridays, and every time some author you like updates their story. quizTo test your knowledge on Kenny, take this really hard quiz at the beginning of the sentence. (My device likes to bug me) Meet RandomGirlPerson Anastasia: Welcome! So, first things first, what is your name? Alex Anastasia: I meant your real name. Alex Is All You Shall Ever Know. Anastasia: *clears throat* Okay then. What is your physical description? Girl, aren't you looking at me right now? Anastasia: *blushes* Well yes, but, the others can't. That's their problem. Anastasia: Please, mistress.*sighs* Alright. Here's all you're getting: I wear glasses, I am tan, I have brown eyes, I am tall, and I have dark brown hair that looks black. Also, I am Mexican but live in America. Ooh, and although my hair is dark, people tend to call me blonde. -_- Anastasia: Thank you. -_- Whatever. Anastasia: What are your pet peeves? Ooh. When people disapprove my beliefs, when people purposely throw themselves a pity party to get attention, when Kenny does not bring me my Frappucino, when someone abandons their story, people who have very, VERY, bad grammar and spelling (I say very because I know I sometimes get a few things wrong), when- Anastasia: Time's Up! O.o You time me for each question? Anastasia: No. You just bored me. Now, what sports do you play, and what positions? Soccer, midfield and sometimes defense. Put me in goalie, and you are guaranteed a horrible game. Anastasia: What are your obsessions? Lab Rats, chocolate, Coke, Milky Way Candy Bar, M&M world (From that one time I went to Europe), selfies (don't judge), pickles, my hatred over whipped cream (It's DISGUSTING), Imagine Dragons, Britt Nicole, torturing Kenny- Anastasia: And I'm bored again. How old are you? Old enough to read and write T rated fics, young enough to be in middle or high school (not saying which one). Anastasia: Fine! Uh- I have nothing else. Yay! Now Kenny (before he left) can interview you with me in the background! Meet Anastasia: Kenny: Who do you look like? Anastasia: Imagine Bridgit Mendler. What do you like? Stacey: Kenny, Chase, One Direction, Fanfiction, Lab Rats, daphrose, ungerlover, MichiganWriter, PurpleNicole531, whipped cream, pickles, selfies, the song #Selfie, Radioactive, Plumb's God I Need You Now, RandomGirlPerson, Jamie Grace- Kenny: Okay! What do you not like? Stacey: Stella, Stella, Stella, Stella, STELLA, STELLA, AND STELLA!!!!! *breaths in and out heavily* *scoots farther away* Um, alright. What are you scared of? Ana: Losing my makeup, being called blonde, straight hair, Black Friday, and clowns. Okay, so some of you may now this, some of you don't. I am Christian, and I believe God sent His One and Only beloved Son, so I could be made righteous. I can never thank Him enough for what he did. I was broken, very, VERY broken. I would tell my story, but not on my profile. Anyway, I will tolerate a BIT of swearing, but I will never, EVER swear, so don't expect me to. I love to try to share the gospel, so if you have any questions, feel free to PM me. . BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! IMPORTANT!!!!!!!! Kenny is lost! I need to find him! If you find him, tell me threw reviews, PMs, ANYTHING. I just need him NOW!!!!!!!!! That's it for now. IOTDSR!!!!! |
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