![]() Author has written 3 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Winx Club, and Yumeiro Pâtissière/夢色パティシエール. It's me mzazngirl i'm new here and i had to get help to figure out how i can publish my stories XD all of this is sort of confusing but i will get there and you pm me if you like me getting lonely T_T My Favorite movies Rise Of The Guardians Hansel and Gretel : the witch hunters Lilo and Stitch Pitch Perfect Stardust Narnia My Favorite TV shows & Anime Winx Club (don't judge me XD) Shugo Chara DN Angel Dears Life with boys Adventure time dance academy Hetalia Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you Girls 79 things to do in an elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 40. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 42. Shave. 43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 45. One word: Flatulence! 46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 47. Do Tai Chi exercises. 48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!" 49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" 55. Leave a box between the doors. 56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 57. Start a sing-along. 58. Play the harmonica. 59. Lean against the button panel. 60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 61. Bring a chair along. 62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 63. Blow spit bubbles. 64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers. 67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. 70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!" 71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. 72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. 74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part. 75. Make chalk drawings on the walls. 76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!" 77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. 78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. 79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away. female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! Man: I will die for you!! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile "what a boyfriend should do" When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?" If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will: Call you This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART! (I would love to do) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. repost this if u hate stereo types Flora: Do I ever cross your mind? Helia: No Flora: Do you like me? Helia: No Flora: Do you want me? Helia: No Flora: Would you cry if I left? Helia: No Flora: Would you live for me? Helia: No Flora: Would you do anything for me? Helia: No Flora: Choose: me or your life Helia: My life Flora:runs away in shock and pain and Helia runs after her and says... Helia:The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Things i would say alot 1. OH MY GOSH I SAW THAT ON TUMBLR! 2. LADY PALUTENA PLEASE GIVE ME THE POWER OF WI-FI! 3. WHEN IS THE NEW EPISODE COMING OUT?! 4. YOU HAVE NOT TASTED LIFE 5. MIND BLOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6. do you have tumblr? 7. Jack Frost is hot 8. pit's cute 9. who's your OTP? 10. who do you ship? Favorite sayings If freaky aliens give you freaky lemons, make freaky lemonade with them. From: Kid Icarus Uprising (Hades) WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! From: Kid Icarus Uprising (pitoo/dark pit) VICTORY! From: Kid Icarus Uprising (pit) yeah it's from that game series 'Super Bash Sisters'...um don't you mean 'Super smash bros.'?...that's not it...um that's definitely it From: Kid Icarus Uprising (Lady Paluena & Pit) WE ARE FROM OUTTA SPACE! Kid Icarus Uprising (Hades) Pit! Hades! Pit! Hades! PITTTT! (lowers voice) Hadessss!!! From: Kid Icarus Uprising (Pit & Hades) FLOOR ICE-CREAM GIVES YOU HEALTH! From: Kid Icarus Uprising (Pit) Till we meet again in another Life From: Legend Of Zelda Skyward Sword (Fi) A.HUGE.HOT SPRING! From: Kid Icarus Uprising (Pit) It's like watching a roller-skating chicken From: Kid Icarus Uprising (Hades) You gotta stay upbeat, upbeat, upbeat! Or you'll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat! From: Kid Icarus Uprising (Pit & Lady Palutena) If you are random and ARE PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile. If you often walk into rooms and five seconds later don't remember why you came in there for, copy and paste this into your profile f you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile I am the girl who sits alone on field trips, the one who prefers the company of her notebook, at times, to the company of her friends. I am the girl who loves immersing herself in worlds that aren't her own, and that no one she knows fully understands. I am the one who refuses to talk, yet needs to tell others about her problems. I am the one who feels like she isn't missed when she's gone, the one who is simply 'there', the one who isn't popular and only barely gets through each day. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? 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