Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Hola mi amigos, como estas? hello my friends, how are you? I'm a tall, dark haired, hazel eyed troublemaker who has a faulty liplocker and a smart ass mouth. I love horses, boating, music, books, writing, pirates, fencing, archery, tae kwon do (I just have to learn now, I love watching it), movies(POTC, LOTR, HP, Zorro, etc)my computer. Fav. Quotes: "You need to get a girl mate!" Jack Sparrow "If you keep calling it, that dog is never going to move." Jack "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" Jack "Right where I left you. *looks at hammer* Not where I left you." Will Turner. "You are undoubtably the worse pirate I've ever heard of." Norrington. "But you have heard of me." Jack Jack: No! NO! BAD! STOP! You burned everything!! the food...the shade...THE RUM! Jack*pulls gun out, replaces gun, and stalks off angrily, imitates Elizabeth's voice* It must be TERRIBLE for you to be trapped on this island Jack...must be terrible...YEAH WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!! *sees British Royal Navy ship approaching* There'll be no living with her after this... LOTR: "The dwarf breathes so loud we could catch him in the dark." Haldir "It's working!" Pippin. " Shall I describe it to you? Or do you want me to find you a box?" Legolas Greenleaf. "You look terrible" Legolas to Aragorn. SG:1 : Teal'c: He is concealing something. Daniel: I've never been on a stakeout before. Shouldn't we have doughnuts? Misc. quotes: 'One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.' The road is full of dead squirrels, they are all the unfortunate victims of drivers without Geico, they will be sorely missed. I live, therefore I embarrass myself. (pathetically true) I walk, therefore I am on first name terms with bruises. (also true) When reality comes knocking, I am not answering the door. Know thyself? If I knew myself I'd runaway screaming bloody murder. SAVE THE PIGS! I had amneisa once... Or twice... If all you own is a hammer, all your problems begin to look like nails. "I'm not closed-minded; you're just WRONG." ~Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.~ ~* You know it’s love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than dreams. *~ "The only way to fail is to quit" "You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares." Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Insanity is anger put to good use. "Only two things in this world are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, though I'm not sure about the first one." Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. If they can send a man to the moon .. they should be able to send ALL of them up there. Men ... do not interfere in the affairs of women, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? - Chris Rock , In Humor If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that to us, do they? - George Carlin, In Humor Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, great. If not, it's probably having dinner with someone more attractive than you - Bill Grieser It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. - Unknown Don’t ring for Death. Knock on his door and run—he hates that.–Anonymous Fics and Stats Falling into Grace Summary: Follow Ginny Weasley, authoress extraordinaire, through her life, from age 22-35. Watch as she writes best seller books, falls in love, gets engaged, married, becomes a mother, faces hardships and struggles, and comes out alive. All without becoming committed. Chapters: Four Last Updated: 12-27-04 Status: WIP Jewels of Balance Summary: When Alexandria Edwards is told how powerful and dangerous one of her family's heirlooms is, she joins a pirate crew to find the necklace's other half and save the world. Last Updated: 4-3-04 Status: WIP/Possible hiatus That's if for now folks. Author's Notes 12-27-04 MERRY CHRISTMAS(Hanukah, Kwanzaa)EVERYONE!!! I hope y'all got great stuff and had fun!!! On another note in July mydog of seven years died of a heart attack, he was eight years old. Rex was a Austrailian Shepherd something else mix. He was a sweet, affectionate, wonderful dog, he was my best friend and I miss him. However, towards the end of Nov. I got a new dog people suggested that I should get a new dog right after Rex died to help deal with the pain. I know that they all meant well, but it didn't feel right, it felt like I would be getting a replacement. I finally accepted that it was okay to get another dog, another friend. I adopted a four-year-old, female, Siberian Husky mix named Tierra, called Ms. T by my parents. She's more active than Rex was, and loves to play. I missed having a dog and everything feels right again. Woah, that took longer than I expected, but the moral of this story is... Don't take anything for granted. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and God Bless! Piratess of the Caribbean Rex October 31, 1996 - July 22, 2004 |
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