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Joined 12-01-14, id: 6318566, Profile Updated: 08-23-19
Author has written 8 stories for Calvin & Hobbes, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

Fanfiction is a way for me to experiment with my shower thoughts and writing styles. A more recent style that I've been experimenting with is the 2nd person. I'd really like some feedback on how it's working out. On one hand I enjoy the challenge and the precision it gives me, but on the other hand it comes across as too intense emotionally and I don't know how to write it without making it corny. Bleh.


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Wherever You Are

This is the one that started it all for me so it's my favorite. I wrote it in my freshman year of high school, and the inspiration for it was another fanfiction that had been floating around the net about Calvin on his deathbed being visited by Hobbes one last time. The philosophy in the loss of childhood and the parental legacy is what connected Calvin and Hobbes and Winnie the Pooh for me. Both of those give me so much nostalgia. Calvin and Hobbes is my favorite comic. Winnie the Pooh was popular when I was a kid; it was actually the first pop song I learned on piano as a little tot. Speaking of which, I'm excited for the Christopher Robin movie coming in 2018! Anyways, if you want to look up the inspiration for this story, just google "Calvin has one last talk with Hobbes."

Kapang! Kapang!

I wrote this one at the same time as "Wherever You Are" because I didn't want Calvin to actually die and I wanted to build more backstory into his life. Definitely not one of my better works. That said, I enjoyed writing it anyways.

A Silent Rebellion

Also not one of my proudest stories but I had to violently drown my muse in the bathtub. It's not really too logical but it's just plausible enough that I felt it needed to be written.

Cat and Mouse

I just really wished that Rowling would have given us more background about Marauders co. Plus who doesn't love a good comeuppance story?

The Bunny, the Spaceman, and the Transmogrifier

So back when I was writing Kapang! Kapang! I felt that giving Susie the Pevensie surname would be a nice little nod to the Chronicles of Narnia. Years later I got bit by the rabid plot bunny and that idea turned from a nod into a full blown seizure. Everything I wrote in there became a way to tie the two worlds together in a way that made sense logically. Super fun to write but also super hard.

Operation: SNAFU

I always wanted to explore how Calvin learned the word "bimbo" (the only time I'd ever heard it used was from him). Really, the whole story was an elaborate setup for the Omake which was inspired by all those jokes that Harry went for Ginny because she was a redhead like Lily (yuck). I wrote this in my AP Gov class seeing as I hate the class and I'd gotten the idea there. On a completely unrelated note, I got a 2 on the AP test.

Gravitational Lensing

This story really just depended on the fact that the one other child in Calvin's neighborhood happened to have a plushy bunny. I had huge writers block for it, having started it when I was writing The Bunny, the Spaceman, and the Transmogrifier, but I eventually finished it half a year later. I actually wrote the hook before I began writing the story. The research itself was draining as I wanted the encounters to be as canonical as possible. When Hobbes notes that Mr. Bun seemed comatose is what gave me the idea of some sort of trauma and a separation between Christopher Robin and his 100-acre friends. Plus, it tied in nicely with the whole theme of the series as I've been writing it.


In-progress


Forevergreen

No idea why I wrote this. I feel like I had an idea that I was running with but I've since forgotten and I only have half of chapter 3 written. Probably never going to update. I completely denounce this story, and when I started it I had no idea how to actually write a good plot. If I had finished it, it would have been boring as heck and Kay is would probably be a Mary Sue.


Notes


I got a fanfiction account so I could bookmark my favorite stories and authors. As the years have gone by, my tastes in literature have evolved which is why you'll find stories that are horribly written except for the premise and also stories that could be professionally written. What may have been the most influential fanfiction writer for me is Digifruit. Her stories are what informed my writing style the most. To better get what I mean, just check out her stories.

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Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 291,768 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 4,764 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 601,080 - Reviews: 4401 - Favs: 6,345 - Follows: 6,654 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,012 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 6,530 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
His Twenty-Eighth Life by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPLV. Harry Potter has been reborn again and again into new bodies as the Master of Death—but he has always helped to defeat Voldemort in each new world. Now his slightly older brother is the target of the prophecy, and Harry assumes his role is to support Jonathan. At least, that's what he thinks until Voldemort kidnaps him that Halloween night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 184,891 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
When Harry Met Tom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,947 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
(Here They Walk, in This) Land of Heroes by Kneazle reviews
When Kingsley sent Hermione and George to the Millennium Tech Summit in Bern to suss out growing Muggle technologies and integrate them with 3W, Hermione thought the biggest challenge would be keeping George in line. Then she met Tony Stark, and everything she knew, changed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,419 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 5/15 - [Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S.] George W.
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Time Takes All by Temporal Knight reviews
Hourglass 2 - Dora Kirk aka time-tossed Nymphadora Tonks thought that things would be easier with Voldemort exposed and Umbridge gone. But now there is a new enemy on the board vying for Voldemort's role, her boyfriend is getting friendly with another girl, and to top things off...Time itself seems to be breaking down more and more often. Who knew being a teen again was this hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 756 - Published: 8/24 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L.
Fade to Black by iaso reviews
Kasumi Kurosawa thought she had gotten lucky. She was reborn as the daughter of a farming couple, all the way on the outskirts of Fire Country and far from Konoha. She thought she had a peaceful, safe life ahead of her. She was wrong, of course, because things are never that easy - that didn't mean she had to be happy about it, though. SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 166,068 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 4,487 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., OC
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7825 - Favs: 8,742 - Follows: 9,640 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 5,271 - Follows: 5,734 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,360 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
If I Knew the Consequences I Wouldn't Have Done it by raspberry dreams reviews
Harry is surprised by the side effects of having saved Ginny in the chamber. Turns out people he trusted were lying to him. There were many people who wouldn't have done what they did if they could forsee the consequences of their actions and Harry's reactions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,942 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 4,539 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Molly W.
Shell Game by Lang Noi reviews
The mission is simple: Infiltrate the most famous hero academy in all of Japan as undercover security, at least until All for One is brought down for good. There are a few steps missing in this plan, Kei knows, but that's not her concern. No, she has a different problem to juggle on top of cultural context, keeping under the radar, and a universe full of superpowers: high school.
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 210,228 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/24/2018 - Obito U., OC, Shouta A./Eraserhead, Hitoshi S.
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 170,771 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 4,051 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
A Mishap and an Opportunity by SilverLightning26 reviews
Sent back in time due to a careless mistake, Harry is granted a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get to know those people he should have known since birth. With his "sister" Tonks by his side, what will Harry make of this unique opportunity? Will he finally have the family he's always longed for? Join Harry as he joins the Marauders in 1976. Now rewritten through Chapter 24.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 140,809 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Marauders
Seventh Slip Backward by Esparia reviews
If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Going back to live through your childhood again is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,107 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U.
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 349,195 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 4,558 - Follows: 5,267 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 115 - Words: 532,095 - Reviews: 8577 - Favs: 11,746 - Follows: 14,188 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,128 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
This Transient, Floating World by the-word-builder reviews
Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,785 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,912 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Kakashi H., OC
Tarkin's Fist Episode III The Earth Strikes Back by AshlaTi reviews
Bringing the war to Star Wars. Both sides will be brought to their knees. The ultimate victory may not be winning but simple survival. Stomtroopers, TIE fighters, Jedi, Emperors, Presidents, AT-ATs, Moffs, Scoundrels and Zealots all collide over control of the Sol System
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 635,938 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Grand Moff Tarkin, Commander Cody
In a New World by TegzTsinelas reviews
Kakashi knew he was a pervert through and through, but there were lines he would never cross...and if crying would postpone this miserable process, then cry he would. AU/Timetravel. (Chapters 31-40 revamp in the making)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,128 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Life's A Game by leila'leilu reviews
You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,015 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Bloodless by Tavina reviews
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it." A seventeen year old is reborn as Hana Inuzuka, and the world shifts two feet to the left. No one with power stumbles through life with bloodless hands. Still, a girl has to protect her pack somehow, and if that means that I must live with the taste of blood on my tongue then so be it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 368,481 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kiba I., Hana I.
Spider Thread by the-word-builder reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 310,142 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 4,847 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 5,056 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Guardian Angel of Trouble Twins by DianaMoth reviews
Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,101 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Seasons of change by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,882 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4646 - Favs: 6,084 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Victoria Potter by Taure reviews
Magically talented, Slytherin fem!Harry. Years 1-3 of Victoria Potter's adventures at Hogwarts, with a strong focus on magic, friendship, and boarding school life. Mostly canonical world but avoids rehash of canon plotlines. No bashing, no kid politicians, no 11-year-old romances. First Year complete as of chapter 12.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,016 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Harry P., Pansy P., Susan B., Daphne G.
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 1,755,851 - Reviews: 5788 - Favs: 9,920 - Follows: 9,838 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Sunfall by Tavina reviews
"What makes an Uchiha, Madara-sama?" She asks him, green eyes flashing. "Is it their famous red eyes?" In which Uchiha Madara...gains and loses the entire world, but maybe he didn't need it anyway. One sided MadaHashi/Not really one sided/It's very complicated. HashiMito. And semi-Madara x OC. It's really very complicated. Warring Clans Era. Companion to Moonrise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,620 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 12/13/2017 - [Madara U., OC] [Mito U., Hashirama S.]
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 6844 - Favs: 6,815 - Follows: 7,220 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
You Meet in Paris by enembee reviews
...and she eclipses the sun. A short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/3 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7659 - Favs: 14,756 - Follows: 17,854 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
MythNinjas! by MrBright01 reviews
Two wandering strangers arrive at Konohagakure, claiming to be "engineers." This story will explore the odd ideas and technologies of the Naruto setting in a humor-driven manner, through the eyes of two scientifically-minded wanderers. Low action, and almost certainly not canon compliant by the end of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 11/15/2017
A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic (Reimagined) by RhysThornbery reviews
What if Sirius Black had been more cautious approaching Harry before 3rd year? How might Harry's life have changed for that one simple divergence in his path? A reimagining of A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic. Starts out fairly different but expect similarities. Rated T to start. Additional warnings in first author's note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,716 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Yesterday is Tomorrow (Everything is Connected) by Kneazle reviews
James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,826 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [Hermione G., James P.] Lily Evans P., Barty C. Jr.
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 7,598 - Follows: 8,981 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Subversion by Myricle reviews
When Voldemort was vanquished, Harry inherited the Dark Lord's prodigious mental abilities but hides them for fear of attracting unwanted attention. His twin brother Jim inherited Voldemort's magical power and was hailed as the Boy Who Lived. Sound familiar? Check the title. Starts in Year 4. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,160 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Theodore N., Daphne G.
Telepathy And Other Kinds Of Mental Manipulations by cherryvvoid reviews
Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,247 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 6,350 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Shikamaru N., OC] Ino Y., Team Seven
Made of Common Clay by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the pure-blood bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 132,853 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
Ashen by Tavina reviews
"Of all the sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been." In which we take a look at the world through the eyes of everyone except Hana. The Bloodless Side Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 141,383 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Itachi U., Hana I., Fugaku U., OC
Semper Fidelis by Untold Harmony reviews
She left years ago after he saved the wizarding world from the hands of Voldemort. She never thought she would be back again... until her son got his letter to Hogwarts. (AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,401 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/3/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Why Time Travel Should Be Illegal and Other Morals by mugglesftw reviews
Ever dream of ending up in your favorite book? Think that sounds pretty awesome? Well you're wrong. Time travel sucks, alternate dimensions suck, and trying to raise young wizards without getting yourself killed and accidentally letting the bad guys win really sucks. But getting to give a kid the childhood he needs? Well, that just might make it worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,635 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., OC, Walden M.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,084 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
These Moments We Take for Granted by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi dies to Pain's attack and wakes up in another world. It's a world where Kakashi hadn't failed Obito's final wish and sacrificed himself for Rin's sake instead. It's a Konoha too similar, yet so different that Kakashi can't bear to impose. So he doesn't – not as 'Kakashi', at least. Dimension Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,473 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 9,735 - Follows: 10,263 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,591 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 8,376 - Follows: 9,411 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,277 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 5,633 - Follows: 7,219 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,418 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
Kakashi's Kid by Silimaira reviews
I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,137 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 148,559 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 9,270 - Follows: 11,306 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Heliocentrism by The Quiller reviews
Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23533 - Favs: 16,780 - Follows: 16,711 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Child Borne of Spring by iaso reviews
Haruko Maito was a ballerina in her last life and finds herself as a ninja in her new one. No, she doesn't understand the connection either. She also doesn't understand why she's alive - if she's even alive in the first place - but she figures that she might as well have a bit of fun for as long as she's stuck on this disastrous ride. SI/OC as Gai's twin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,007 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Kakashi H., Gai M., Minato N., OC
What You Knead by Agent Malkere reviews
It started, as most things did in Kakashi's life, with a mission gone wrong. (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,067 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/12 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,883 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Harry Potter and the Chrysalis by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,702 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/18/2016
The Yajuu Sannin by Shredjeep777 reviews
While exploring the Team 7 training ground, a young Naruto happens to stumble across a strangely shaped kunai embedded in a tree. Years of frustration and deciphering later, he finally cracks the fuinjutsu formula hidden along the handle to surprising and painful results. History is rewritten as the descendants of the Otsutsuki clan are finally all gathered onto one team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,408 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Team Seven
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,653 - Reviews: 4441 - Favs: 10,650 - Follows: 13,015 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
For a Chance at Happiness by eiron reviews
Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 249,460 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 3,967 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Kakashi H., Shisui U., Obito U., OC
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 215,920 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 5,704 - Follows: 6,005 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Foundation by Alizes reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel is Tower. Foundation series: Book 1. If I could've chosen to be born into any family in the Naruto Universe, I think I would have picked Nara. No way in a million years did I ask to be born a Hyuga. Well, at least I'm an identical twin again. OC/Self-insert. Turns very AU in Ch 10.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,108 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Hinata H., Kakashi H., Hiashi H., OC - Complete
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 268,079 - Reviews: 7406 - Favs: 6,567 - Follows: 6,883 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Rise of the Phoenix by James Spookie reviews
Voldemort has fallen, and the Aurors are hunting down the Death Eaters while the Ministry is in chaos. Sirius Black has returned after 17 years in exile just as the bodies of young women are turning up. Who's behind it? and why are these women being targeted?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,350 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Lisa T.
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,708 - Follows: 5,365 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Joyous Children by UnderneathXtheXunderneath reviews
I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 176,991 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Obito U., OC
Something Out Of Nothing by Secre reviews
Minerva realised when Harry James Potter first walked into Hogwarts that something wasn't right. Through a combined effort of the Snake and the Lion, they set to change things. Harry is now about to walk into his second year at the wizarding school, with a whole new curriculum. What happens when adults behave like adults with a basilisk on the loose? Sequel to I Did Nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/18/2018
Final Protocol by Lord Silvere reviews
Susan Bones, permanent nurse and bodyguard to the comatose Harry Potter, is commanded to execute the Order's final protocol. As hoped, Harry and Susan are transported to the past. But, Harry's recovery is only partial, so Susan must add to her duties the role of foot soldier as the two use their knowledge of the future against Voldemort. H/S. Time Travel. Subtle Soul Bond
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,005 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 12/27/2017
Anticlockwise by Casscade reviews
Terrible things happen when wizards meddle with time, Miss Granger. Particularly to those caught in their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,598 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6574 - Favs: 7,211 - Follows: 7,088 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
The Dream Called Konoha by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Eru Lee, after her disastrous battle with plant zombies, finds herself back in time in the clan war era creating paradoxes left and right. Tobirama tries to adjust to the new world order. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 124 - Published: 11/9/2018 - [Harry P., Tobirama S.] Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Responsible Adults by SoulOfAFangirl684 reviews
None of this would have happened if it hadn't been my supposed "guardian angel's" first day on the job. But it was time to move on from my botched reincarnation. Maybe I didn't have much to offer, in the grand scheme of things, but sometimes even small acts can make a difference. (Yet another civilian OC story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,465 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Harry Potter and the Lady Thief by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Framed as a thief and expelled from Hogwarts in her second year, her family ruined by debts, many thought they had seen the last of her. But someone saw her potential, as well as a chance for redemption - and Hermione Granger was all too willing to become a lady thief if it meant she could get her revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 625,619 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 7/29/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Mundungus F. - Complete
Life Goes On by reighost reviews
It's no small thing to save a life, but losing one can shape you beyond imagining. The day Obito had his first brush with death was the day another part of Obito woke up. And What should have been, took three steps to the left. In typical Potter fashion. Harry Potter made a decision and Uchiha Obito has to live with it, whether he likes it or not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,431 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 12/28/2016 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Harry P., Sakumo H.
Hear the Silence by EmptySurface reviews
"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 302,145 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Jiraiya, Minato N., OC
Six Pomegranate Seeds by Seselt reviews
At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,656 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Marcus F. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 13,010 - Follows: 13,030 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
crawlersout by slexenskee reviews
Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 148,886 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
I Did Nothing by Secre reviews
When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Divergence Point: Walking into Hogwarts. Series planned for future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,115 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Into The Black by RhysThornbery reviews
An incredible discovery prompts Harry and Hermione to venture into the unknown. Hoping to discover new worlds and bring home a certain lost Godfather. However they get a lot more than they bargained for when they step into this brave new world. A Galactic scale war, aliens and betrayal lie beyond. Tentatively rate T, may be raised to M if necessary. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,304 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Aayla S., Harry P., Hermione G.
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6223 - Favs: 12,780 - Follows: 15,318 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Tale of Ren by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When a red-headed girl appears out of nothingness, bleeding out in his bedroom, and declares herself to be a ninja of Konoha, eight-year-old Tom Riddle decides that his needs are best served in a place other than England. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,817 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 8/21/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Minato N. - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 3,758 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,788 - Follows: 11,822 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Letter by PoppedTheP reviews
An AU that begins when six year old Harry Potter accidentally sends a letter to Sirius Black in Azkaban. A feel-good godfather-y AU ensues. "Dear Sirius Black, Sorry to bother you. My name is Harry Potter. I think you might have known my parents..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,161 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
A Fate Touched in Middle Earth by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Following a disastrous battle in the Death Chamber, a grief-stricken and berserk Harry tackles Voldemort into the Veil of Death. After a fight for his soul, the death dimension eventually spits him and Voldemort out into an unknown realm. There, after dispatching Voldemort for a final time, Harry finds himself meeting Thorin Oakenshield. How... interesting. Eventual Harry/Eowyn
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 95,308 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Harry P.
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 220,638 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,799 - Follows: 5,408 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4107 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 7,549 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel, No slash, Abuse, Contains Angst*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 302,124 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,469 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
The Yondaime's Assistant by DianaMoth reviews
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,095 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 5,060 - Follows: 4,895 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [OC, Genma S., Kakashi H.] Minato N. - Complete
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Of Cutting Cords and Forging Chains by RosesToPaint reviews
The Chuunin Exams are almost in sight and Hisana is faced with her biggest challenge yet: Keeping Sasuke in Konoha and Orochimaru out of it! And then there's Itachi, who's a class all of his own. Part II of "Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds". OC-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,216 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,908 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 6/23/2015
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3297 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 5,945 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 6,905 - Follows: 7,661 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Twice Blessed Shinobi by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
One man's Greater Good will fall to pieces when his greatest pawn is whisked away as part of the plans his mother set into motion the moment she learned of the dangers her son would face. Pairings TBD. Starts Pre-Hogwarts/Pre-Uchiha Massacre. Shinobi!Harry, Smart!Naruto&Harry, Prankster!Naruto&Harry, Father!Tenzou/Yamato, NotLazy!Kakashi, & Mentor!Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,449 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 5,248 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 9,407 - Follows: 10,476 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Aurors by FloreatCastellum reviews
The last thing Harry Potter wants is to be lumped with a trainee Auror, especially one that idolises him. As he guides her through the realities of being an overworked Auror and tentatively settles into adult life with Ginny, a dark plot brews on the horizon... Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and The Iron Lady by mugglesftw reviews
Even muggles notice thousands dead, and Margaret Thatcher had the help of one Sergeant Prewett of Her Majesty's Special Air Service. Harry Potter is taken in by a loving family, and raised to become the hero of both worlds. Even as he enters Hogwarts looking for friends, he is confronted by the darkness in the wizarding world. Now complete! Sequel: Nymphadora Tonks: The Last Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,514 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril reviews
A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,522 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
Out of the Night by RememberFics reviews
After 5th year, Harry takes charge of his own life. He's making decisions that will change the course of the war, and he's determined to learn the truth about Dark magic. Long, slower-paced fic. Independent!Harry, Dark!Harry, NOT Evil!Harry, No Romance. -ABANDONED-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 137,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 8,103 - Follows: 8,341 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
A Thousand Years of Light Between Us by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
At the eve of the third shinobi war, Hatake Sakumo walks into a tea shop, and befriends the strange foreign owner whose eyes are so green they almost seem to glow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 549 - Published: 10/21/2017 - [Harry P., Sakumo H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Boredom Is Deadly by preciousann reviews
For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,543 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Unwinding Golden Thread by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 13,514 - Follows: 15,207 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3076 - Favs: 5,724 - Follows: 6,464 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,933 - Follows: 13,036 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3373 - Favs: 6,042 - Follows: 7,590 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,384 - Follows: 13,097 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 5,555 - Follows: 5,100 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Fading Light by Saria19 reviews
Earth is discovered by sheer chance on an outer spiral of an Unknown region of the Galaxy. Acting fast, operatives of the fledgling Rebellion rush to warn the aboriginal race that monsters are real, and they are coming for them from across the stars.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,836 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 5/10/2016
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3425 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events by vlad the inhaler reviews
A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W.
Between the Spaces by Sage Thrasher reviews
From the perspective of everyone else, a reborn psychiatrist comes off as very odd. In other words, a collection of side-stories and deleted scenes from "Mind the Gap." [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 4,195 - Follows: 5,314 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
Caught in a Thousand Strings by Thai Tea Addict reviews
Sai wakes up to find everything he'd gone through to be a dream; he is a professional Go player that has already conquered the top players. Longing for what was, Sai seeks out his student - only Shindou Hikaru isn't exactly what Sai had expected. Hikaru hadn't been expecting an eccentric Go pro to be crashing into his life either. AUish
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 278,147 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Fujiwara no Sai, S. Ogata] Hikaru S.
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Playing Secretary by apotheouns reviews
There are perks to playing secretary to the CEO of Wayne Enterprises; the dental plan's pretty amazing and the pay's great too. But Sarah's pretty sure that helping to keep her employer's alter ego a secret is not in her job description. Bruce Wayne/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 155,534 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [OC, Bruce W./Batman]
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 5,774 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5441 - Favs: 16,213 - Follows: 18,998 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Reflection by flyingcrane reviews
In this world, Team Minato returns without the last Hatake. Dimension Travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,764 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 8,044 - Follows: 10,776 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 5,476 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5762 - Favs: 14,589 - Follows: 12,154 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Exceeds Expectations by Speechwriter reviews
Albus suggests that Snape employ some new teaching assistants: a pack of corgi puppies. Unabashed crackfic. Oneshot. I have no excuse for this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Complete
The Strange Case of Merlin's Identity Theft by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Swords, beards, Christianity, more swords, more beards, weird pregnant lady, more swords, weird old beard guy. Or, Lily ends up travelling through time and more or less accidentally stealing Merlin's identity. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,826 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Harry P., Merlin
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,442 - Follows: 14,355 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Master of Death: Battle at Helm's Deep by TheMaddogMerc reviews
He is woken from his slumber by the sounds of war. It has been a while since he last saw above ground level, but he made an oath, and he shall set out to do so. Starting here. MoD!Harry Immortal!Harry I own nothing except the ideas I came up with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 681 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5671 - Favs: 13,431 - Follows: 12,037 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds by RosesToPaint reviews
The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 145,176 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,792 - Follows: 11,272 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Steve Rogers v Big Brother by Albaphet reviews
The year is 1984. The world has been subsumed into three warring superstates and the grayness of totalitarianism has blotted out hope and freedom entirely. But a new threat to oppression and evil has emerged in the north. A champion in red, white and blue. For all of the cruelty and calculation of the Inner Party, how could they have ever foreseen this?
Crossover - 1984 & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,881 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America
Captain Brooklyn: Beat Cop by VJ Riddle reviews
Steve doesn't pause when he sees the bizarre changes to Times Square. He escapes. He learns. And in true Captain America fashion, he refuses to hide and decides to take the fight to Hydra (because who else would capture him?), hiding among New York's Finest. Between the Academy and his old/new friends, he should have plenty of back-up in the fight against Hydra, now SHIELD.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,896 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson
In All Things Balance by ffdrake reviews
A Dark Lord of the Sith, lost in time receives a vision that leads her to a world drowning in the Force. There she is given a chance to build an Empire of her own with Force users who are neither Sith nor Jedi. GreyHarry, rated M for language, violence, and language. Pairings Decided: SB/AB, SI/NT, RL/OC, HP/?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 252,655 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,717 - Follows: 6,931 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 6,479 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 221 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
A Little Knowledge by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9289 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 3,052 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Path of the Ninja - Iruka Edition by Silver Queen reviews
Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 369 - Published: 5/19/2016
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11776 - Favs: 9,286 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fear of the Name by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6404 - Favs: 10,762 - Follows: 8,016 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Hardened Earth by Sage Thrasher reviews
Adversity and strength are not reserved for ninja. A civilian can make just as much of a difference—for better or for worse. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H., OC
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 9,731 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Sands of Destiny by amidtheflowers reviews
"Knockturn Alley," Hermione breathed, and a rush of relief flooded inside of her. At least she didn't end up amongst cavemen or dinosaurs. Time-turner fic. Sirius Black falls behind the veil, the time-turners are destroyed, and a Gryffindor is going to change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 241,364 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 3,158 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,683 - Follows: 7,685 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 260 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
Otokage by writer168 reviews
"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,616 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y., Akatsuki - Complete
Do as the Middle-Earthlings Do by It's-Kraggie reviews
When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,024 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Sakura H.
Attack of the Clones! Naruto of the Jedi Order by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Naruto in the Star Wars Universe. What would happen if Naruto was the hero of the Star Wars franchise? Well, for starters, the whole thing would be a lot funnier! AU. Crack!fic
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,778 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Padmé Amidala, Naruto U., Hinata H.] Obi-Wan K.
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets by LeadVonE reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way. UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 219,157 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 3,811 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 7,314 - Follows: 6,184 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For: Embracing Destiny by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Part Two to Careful What You Wish For: Semi-serious crack-fic and twist on the "butterfly effect." We've all had our moments where we wish we could leap into our favorite book/movie/TV show and either save the hero or trash the bad guy. But what else would change if we had our "moment?" Set during events of ESB and goes heavily AU. Filled with dark sarcasm. Reviews are love!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,072 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Thrawn
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,245 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 3,750 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
A Bad Death Eater Gone Good by Kneazle reviews
AU, time travel. Voldemort won and Harry lost. Life under Lord Voldemort's rule isn't what the Purebloods thought it would be... so a half-baked plot to twist time to save their sorry hides is concocted. But will it work? [WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 719,300 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 4,595 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,431 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 545 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,176 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Dr. Granger
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,349 - Follows: 6,639 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Mudbloods by Andrius reviews
Harry Potter might have been the one to defeat Voldemort, but it was Hermione Granger who spent decades working on eradicating the pureblood supremacy. Twenty years after Voldemort's defeat, the magical Britain is finally entering an age free of blood prejudice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
To Ride Upon Svadilfari by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 218,368 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Loki
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 10,508 - Follows: 4,739 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Hogwarts Institute of Parapsychology by Ynyr reviews
In 1727 the Prime Minister Robert Walpole appointed a squib named Sir Isaac Newton as the new Headmaster of Hogwarts. By the time Harry Potter arrived there in 1996 the curriculum had changed a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/2/2014
The Dolores Doctrine by mediaboy reviews
In a post-Voldemost British Empire, Harry Potter rejoins society after a long period of Umbridge-enforced solitude in a manor house won by conquest. What is the Granger Institute, why do the Unspeakables want to talk to him, and just what happens if you ignore all your mail for fifteen years? Rating provisional. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,706 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 10,839 - Follows: 12,057 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Pranking a Dark Lord by MuggleSurvivor reviews
What if Sirius Black survived that night in Department of Mysteries; what if he had become Harry's Godfather, one who truly looks out for Harry's interests; most importantly, what if he fought like a Muggle? The timeline; certain events; and facts, that occur within canon, will not be strictly adhered to; but as a starting point, this fan-fiction will start during summer 1995.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,866 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,881 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 7,505 - Follows: 8,295 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,419 - Follows: 7,908 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 893 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11170 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 6,841 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ad Infinitum by Speechwriter reviews
As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,774 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Who is Dudley Dursley? by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter disappeared well before he ever was meant to go to Hogwarts and Dudley was the one that got the letter from Hogwarts. Dudley has a big secret, he's not who everyone thinks he is. Mostly a narrative after Dudley arrives at Hogwarts. All six chapters now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Changeling by romanescue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 5,195 - Follows: 5,983 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
The Witch Queen and the Hegemon by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 297 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Peter W., Cersei L.
Henceforth, Equally Cursed by R-dude reviews
Some consider immortality to be the ultimate state of existence. Others dismiss it as a simple concept with no grounds in reality. Diana Wayne finds immortality to be a - sometimes unbearable - burden. (What-If AU)
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman] OC - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
When Jutsu Go Wrong by Leonineus reviews
When two jutsu combine, odd things can happen, as Naruto Namikaze just discovered. AU/AT, NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,330 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 5,124 - Follows: 5,366 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Corners of the World by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
For nigh on a thousand years after the Lion planted the poison tree in Narnia, Jadis bided her time, exploring her new world's outer reaches and sowing disaster for the green land at its heart - aka, what Jadis did between MN and LWW, as told in four geographic sections.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,785 - Follows: 6,510 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Tarkin's Fist Episode II Dirtside by AshlaTi reviews
The invasion begins. The Empire launches its massive attack on a backwater world. The harsh tale of OC characters set against the backdrop of the Empire-Earth War. Please R&R, 1 free Force Power for every new follower.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 446,749 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Stormtroopers, OC - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Eight Futures of Harry Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Aspects Of Death by michaelsuave reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was the Master of Death from the time of his infancy? What if being "marked as his equal" meant that Harry was also on the path to immortality? Dark but not evil Harry. Powerful. Manipulative Dumbles, bashing. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,038 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P.
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,620 - Follows: 3,917 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Different Jutsu: Part One by Alky Uchiha93 reviews
One small choice, Naruto figured he was no good at shadow clones. So he looked further on the Forbidden Scroll and came upon a jutsu that could push him to whole new heights...Ninja Art: Soul Drain. familial team seven, bit of swearing and could be seen as violent. you've been warned. First fic! NaruxHinaxTenxTayux?, SasuxSakuxAyaxKinx?, KakaxAnko. PART TWO: SEQUEL IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 271,796 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Part One Complete: Semi-serious crackfic based on the "butterfly effect" scenario. We've all said "Oh, I would have done this!" if we were in a particular scene of our favorite movie or book. But what changes would occur to the rest of the galaxy if we had our "moment?" Chapters 1-19 cover ANH. Chapters 20-28 are between AHN and ESB. Goes heavily AU. Be warned! Reviews are love!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,524 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Thrawn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 7,499 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Not So Blessed by R-dude reviews
For some, immortality is a wistful dream, a fantasy. For others, it is an ambition, an unattainable goal. For Diana Wayne, it is nothing but a bitter reality.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 6,438 - Follows: 1,792 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
I, Potter by Ynyr reviews
In the year 2980 a team of archeologists discovers a secret autobiography written by Harry Potter, the Great Seeker who brought peace and prosperity to the world. It paints a very different picture than the one found in the official history books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,717 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Harry P.
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 14,168 - Follows: 6,977 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Senpuu by Firefly-the-Wolf reviews
This is the story of a boy named Naruto, who starts with nothing, but slowly, gains so much more. A legend, a prince, they call him. Worthy of the name Namikaze-Uzumaki. AR. NaruxHarem. Rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,582 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 708 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,112 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,635 - Follows: 15,155 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Almost Paradise by cywsaphyre reviews
Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Conduit by Dorlath reviews
Naruto was born hundreds of years before canon, living that entire duration due to a tie to the biju that runs deeper than any jinchuriki. AU with an, obviously, quite strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,237 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,393 - Follows: 5,063 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3978 - Favs: 12,084 - Follows: 11,719 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,892 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Avada Kedavra Anonymous by Speechwriter reviews
No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U., Naruko U.]
Naruto: Emperor of the Western Elemental Empire by VFSNAKE reviews
Based off ChrisM2011's version, but will be entirely different. Trust me. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha for bringing back Sasuke. Now banished, Naruto must find a place where someone like him can flourish. What better place then past the western wall?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,239 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Naruto Emperor's Dawn by CM21stCentury reviews
On Hiatus. After being banished for bringing an injured Sasuke, and betrayed by those he cared for, Naruto travels to the unknown western parts of the continent. Seven years later, he reappears as the Emperor of the West.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,974 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,804 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5553 - Favs: 14,131 - Follows: 15,581 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Tarkin's Fist by AshlaTi reviews
We are not alone, and neither are they. Empire vs. Earth, prelude to invasion as two societies clash. Multiple POV seriel. Please read and review for many Bothans died to research this story
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 235,606 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Stormtroopers, OC - Complete
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by Vtll reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,592 - Follows: 9,823 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 24,112 - Follows: 9,589 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,887 - Follows: 5,009 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Beast Master by wsbenge reviews
Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,804 - Follows: 6,612 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14435 - Favs: 21,954 - Follows: 8,819 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,231 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 5,652 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 6,263 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 3,686 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,912 - Follows: 5,446 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
India by Perspicacity reviews
The real hero of Deathly Hallows was Hedwig; this is her story. A canon-compliant, Deathly Hallows era, spy/military/action/thriller with Hedwig as protagonist. Hedwig/Phantom .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 970 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Resistance of Azkaban by Shezza reviews
It's been twenty five years since the death of Albus Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic is now under the control of Lord Voldemort. Those who oppose him place themselves under the command of Harry Potter, former Auror and ruler of the island of Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,999 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 938 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,435 - Follows: 2,278 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
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Gravitational Lensing reviews
Einstein once hypothesized that it was possible, if highly unlikely, that a light shone off into space could billions of years later return to its origin, having been bent by the gravity of celestial bodies. Despite having traveled time and space separately, two old friend cross paths, converging on the place that their journeys began. Oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Hobbes - Complete
Operation: SNAFU
In which Rozzlyn must salvage the aftermath of a loose tongue and Calvin adds two words to his vocabulary. Oneshot
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Calvin - Complete
The Bunny, the Spaceman, and the Transmogrifier reviews
Your name is Susie and you learn a lot of things. You learn that some animals can talk. You learn that you have royal blood. Oh, and you also learn that boys aren't always jerks. How cool is that? Oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Susie Derkins
Cat and Mouse
Air is simply recycled dinosaur flatulence. Anyone unfortunate enough to breathe the same ancient intestinal byproduct as the Marauders seems to encounter unfortunate circumstances. How long will it be before someone decides to lure the troublemakers to an open flame? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Published: 7/26/2017 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
A Silent Rebellion reviews
Everybody and their grandmother knows that Head Peacekeeper Cray is a whoremonger. Little do they know that the reality is much more sinister. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Cray - Complete
Forevergreen reviews
Instead of turning Gale down, Katniss flees with him on the day of the reaping. Really, it might have been easier to stay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Kapang! Kapang!
Twenty years later, Calvin is no longer the human incarnate of entropy but instead, a ranking officer in the United States Army. During a tour of duty in South Africa, Calvin and his men are ambushed and their caravan is destroyed. As the only survivor, Calvin is stranded behind enemy lines. Only the help of a stranger and a forgotten childhood friend can get him home. Oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Wherever You Are reviews
Sometimes life likes to pull the chair out from under its victims. When Calvin is killed in action, his father is left in an endless freefall. An old friend reemerges to help him to his feet. Oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Hobbes, Dad - Complete